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Nobel Prizes for Physics Awarded to Smart People
bobol6 writes "The 2002 Nobel Prize for Physics is out. The $1 Million is split two ways: Riccardo Giacconi gets half for building the first X-Ray telescopes, and Raymond Davis, Jr and Masatoshi Koshiba split the other half. Davis invented the water tank neutrino detector, and Koshiba used a more sophisticated one to discover neutrino oscillation. The original press release is available . News articles can be found at Science Daily and The New York Times. (Free Blah di Blah)"
Thank God. Wouldn't want any dumb people getting a Nobel prize, now would we? :)
split it 10 ways
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(all according to a Swedish on-line article)
In related news, the Golden Globes continue to be awarded to the opposite end of the academic spectrum, according to industry analysts. "Just look at Jennifer Connelly," said an unnamed source, pointing to this year's winner for Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role. "Sure, she's easy on the eyes, but she couldn't tell a neutrino from her elbow. And don't even get me started on Sissy Spacek - the woman keeps trying to reserve the periodic table at restaurants."
Ron Howard has repeatedly gone on record that his work on 'A Beautiful Mind' puts him in the appropriate Smart People category, but that is still in dispute. Judges point to his work in Happy Days as proof.
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this guy won't be up for a nobel peace prise any time soon. ;)
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(b) Sex with a mare?I believe the Japanese guy that received the prize worked at the Super-Kamiokande detector that damaged half of its photo-multiplyer tubes in a big implosion.
Famous quote at the time of the incident: Thank goodness we got our Nobel already cooking
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huh ? what the hell do you mean "won by smart people".
seriously it has to be the dumbest title slashdot has ever given.
come on , get a clue. do give us an example sometime of nobel prizes being awarded to dumb people.
goddamn unprofessional. typical slashdot.
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ps: next what: oscar won by good actors ? wait..actually...never mind.
The prizes are awarded in various categories, including physics and chemistry:
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PHYSICS
Arnd Leike of the University of Munich, for demonstrating that beer froth obeys the mathematical Law of Exponential Decay. [REFERENCE: "Demonstration of the Exponential Decay Law Using Beer Froth," Arnd Leike, European Journal of Physics, vol. 23, January 2002, pp. 21-26.]
http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig
Davis built the Homestake experiment, which was a radiochemical experiment to look for solar neutrinos. NOT a water-Cerenkov experiment.
Kamiokande (Koshiba's experiment)was a water-Cerenkov experiment, however the IMB experiment (another water-Cerenkov experiment, near Cleveland) also saw the neutrinos from supernova 1987A *and* IMB had an atomic clock, so they could get accurate arrival times, which the japanese experiment couldn't.
Kamiokande confirmed Davis' results, but so did gallium experiments in what was then the USSR and in Italy.
Noble piece prize. I am the sole judge.
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So, using your logic we can come to a conclusion that peaceful people are dumb. Pal, you're the dumbass here, so don't push it ! Intelligent people tend to be peaceful.
And my real first name comes from a latin word meaning pacifist.
He invented the slashdot effect! He deserves a million dollars, no?
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Playing the stupid "courting game" with the girl. "Oh, you're so pretty and smart. I've never met someone like you. Tell me about yourself..."
STDs
"I'm not just another fuck, am I?" and other inane questions
"Please call me tomorrow"/"When can we meet again?"
and so on ad nauseam.
Well, Kissinger can kiss my ass.. what's he doing on your list? he was not a bad dude.
Come on? Is there no bitchiness? Can't we at least hear if these guys deserved their Nobels, or did their grad students deserve it instead?
I would like to hear physicists comment if Physics nominees at least were deserving. From a layman's viewpoint it seems so.
"Lots of people have won the Nobel Prize, but to win it with an IQ of only 124, now *that's* an accomplishment!"
He always took great pride in being a "dumb" winner.
Of course there are many who would consider 124 pretty damned smart, but Feynman hung out with people like Hans Bethe, Neils Bohr, Albert Einstien and those other "dummies."
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Reality or nothing.
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Well since elections in the US don't get won by the person with the most votes, I guess the other feats could be amazing.
Now let me disgress: how does it feel winning a part of a Nobel prize ? I see it coming: "Our next speaker, Prof. Inodoro Pereyra, 1/8th of the Nobel Prize 2004"
DUBYA !!!!
Irrelevant
For a very long time, Ray Davis stood alone in saying there was a deficit of electron type neutrinos coming from the sun, despite criticisms that his experiment must be wrong.
Koshiba started Kamiokande which begat Super-Kamiokande, which (along with IMB) confirmed Ray's results but also showed oscillations in atmospheric neutrinos and pushed proton decay lifetime limits further than any other experiment.
These experiments fundamentally changed our view of neutrinos. So, yes, I think their originators each deserve a Nobel of their own, let alone 1/4 of one.
I would like to see, in the context of this excerpt from the Last Will and Testament of Alfred Nobel, a justification for the Nobel Prize for "Economic Sciences", first awarded in 1969.
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Congrats to Mr. Giacconi for winning the Nobel Prize in Physics for his research into X-ray emissions in outer space.
It was his research with sounding rockets, the UHURU satellite and the Einstein satellite that made it possible to study unusual astronomical objects such as black holes and pulsars and allow us to peer much more closely at nebulas and other astronomical objects that have befuddled astronomers before Giacconi's pioneering work. It was his work that made it possible for the development of the NASA Chandra and ESA XMM-Newton X-ray observatory satellites.
The Japanese neutrino detector, Kamiokande, was constructed to observe neutron collapse. It failed. It has proved, to a certain extent, that neutron collapse is impossible, or that Koshiba's scientific apparatus is flawed. As a side affect, Koshiba found that neutrinos from space were interfering with his experiment. When the supernova of 1987A lit Koshiba's apparatus up like a Christmas tree, Koshiba found that his mistake even provided an early warning system for supernovae. Through this "oops", "neutrino astronomy" was born. All scientists should be so lucky as to have made a mistake of this magnitude and grandeur. It is truly worthy of the Nobel.
Sadly, Koshiba made another mistake which destroyed his billion dollar apparatus. Another "oops", which so far has not yielded a Nobel.
Yet!
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... the story submitter could just gank the NYTimes link from Google News. That way it'd have the affiliate code in there and wouldn't require in blah di blah, free or otherwise.
Really. And my ethical IQ must be ok because Slashdot says my karma is excellent!
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This is not funny. It's lame.
Davis's detector was a tank of perchloroethylene. Neutrinos occassionally transmuted chlorine atoms into radioactive argon atoms, which could be swept out by helium sparging and their individual decays detected separately.
It's hard to grouch overly that somebody else deserved the prize when the runners up aren't listed. One thing that sucks, it seems that for one to become a brilliant Nobel winning scientist, it generally takes a lifetime of research (they all look fairly old).
What's the youngest age of somebody to win a Nobel? It would somewhat suck if you won a million bucks but were too old to fully enjoy it.
I keep telling myself that slashdot Karma is better. But, I cannot quite convince myself for some reason.
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and Sammy Davis Jr.? Wow! Never saw that coming, but my hat's off to the committee.
And I was rooting for Sherilyn Fenn for Chemistry and David Brenner for Medicine too.
What a great year!
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Nobel Prizes for Physics Awarded to Smart People
Its about time the dumb people of the world stood up and faught against this discrimination. Its 2002, are we are still just giving Nobel Prizes to smart people. We need to send a message that we will no longer stand for this inequality.
They should have a price for engineering.
I'm surprised by the "physics" prize for the X-ray telescope. While it was a great technical achievement, it seems more like an engineering project than a "physics" discovery. A lot of theories were (dis)proved by the data it got, but unlike many chemistry/biology inventions, no real new knowledge came out of the actual invention itself.
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Is this an article from The Onion ?
Come on. What kind of headline is that ?
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wish there was some such category. may be i would qualify or who knows, i might get more competition there than in "nobel prize for smart".
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In my best redneck impression...
Nobel prize my ass. Fur smart people, they sure is dum... The reel deal is the Darwin Award. It stands for the best of thee best, cream o' the crop, britest one on da porch... Ya know what I mean?
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You are absolutely correct. However, the Nobel Foundation corruptly obscures this fact and treats the "Bank of Sweden Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel" just like a real Nobel Prize on its web site. The award is totally politicized, disproportionately awarded to the U of Chicago school, and frequently goes to fringe cranks like Ronald Coase.
The great economist Gunnar Myrdal, who sat on the board of the Bank of Sweden, argued for the prize's abolition. In 1974 Myrdal shared the award with Freidrich Hayek. Basically, Myrdal felt that if ideologue hacks like Freidman and Hayek won the prize it was meaningless.
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This is just beautiful. I was starting to run out of ammunition in my "college is for suckers" argument, and now this. Thank you, jeebus.
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/newse/20021010wo33.htm
Masatoshi Koshiba, one of the three winners of this year's Nobel Prize in Physics, on Wednesday provided evidence of his earlier claim he was the worst student in his university class by making public a copy of a transcript issued by his alma mater, Tokyo University.
"I graduated from Tokyo University's science department at the bottom of the class," the 76-year-old professor emeritus of the university said at a press conference at the university Tuesday evening, responding to the news he had won the prize.
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so if neutrions turned out to have been just a mathematical invention to make up for theories that were not fully cooked, will they take the prizes back? Or will they go down in history as the people who observed something that doesn't exist? :)
Other rumours say that Mittag-Leffler was competing for a similar prize with his own wealth. Because Nobel was afraid that Mittag-Leffler would win a Nobel prize in Maths he never introduce a Maths prize.
The solution to the mystery can be found here
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One of the prize winners has Alzheimer's. Some day,
hopefully he'll realize that he won the Nobel prize.
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