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Google Sued over Page Ranking
OrangeHairMan writes "Google.com is being sued by SearchKing.com because Google "purposefully devalued his companies' and his customers' web sites, causing his business to suffer financially." There's a page on SearchKing.com's site too." Does anyone besides me find this hilarious? My favorite part is that the name of the site is "Search King".
search envy..
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Ah... I always wondered what Homer did after the PlowKing fiasco....
Since they already seem to be in the financial doldrums, it is a good time for them to change their name. I suggest: Suc King.
In Soviet Russia, Jesus asks: "What Would You Do?"
SearchKing, Oklahoma's premiere parasitic link-farm
vs
SearchKing is one of the pioneers in developing portal and search engine software and services
Guess which report has which statement? :)
Can google not do whatever the hell it wants with its own site ? If google wants to give sites with the word "Sluts" a +90% page rank... it's perfectly free to do so. The "Whores" have no right to complain.
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// Screw you search king!!
if(q[i]="Searchking") {
q[i].rank = q.bottom - 1
}
Is it just me, or does "SearchKing" sound like Popeye attempting to say "searching"?
SearchKing: We sell banner ads based on...
Judge: Case dismissed.
SearchKing: But, but, but...
Judge: You want to pay the defendant's costs? Great! Keep talking.
D000d! That is such a good idea!
... (commercially, anyway).
I can see it now: "The New York Times is reporting that a Class-action lawsuit filed in San Jose, California, demands that internet search engine SearchKing repay millions in lost revenue to all sites not indexed by SearchKing, because its lawsuit against Google caused an upswing in hits for SearchKing-related websites, which drove customers away from the plantiff's websites. In a related note, a lawsuit filed in federal court in New York today by businesses which are indexed by SearchKing, demanding that SearchKing sue Northern Light, AltaVista, Yahoo, and all other internet search engines to require that SearchKing hits be listed first in all returned search results."
They can't be serious. They CAN'T be f*****g serious. People wonder why innovation in this country is at a standstill virtually everywhere
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Einstein)
Clearly, this is a move by Google designed to hurt not only SearchKing, but the general consumer!
What's even funnier is the result set that's returned:
= se arch&keyword=SEARCHKING+SUCKS+ASS
http://www.searchking.com/servlet/SearchKing?at
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Todd's Law: All things being equal, you lose!
You're surprised? I'm going to get sued for posting their proprietary searching technology, but here's the source for the SearchKing algorithms:
SELECT * FROM LinksTable ORDER BY AmountPaid DESC
Lawyer tells Search King that Google is here to see them.
Google : Mr. Simpson?
Search King: You don't look so rich...
Google: Don't let the haircut fool you, I am exceedingly wealthy.
Search King: [quietly to the lawyer] Get a load of the bowl-job!
Google: Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, Search King does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.
Search King and their Lawyer quietly discuss this proposal.
Search King: I reluctantly accept your proposal!
Google: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!
[Googles' lackeys trash the room.]
Search King: Hey, what the hell's going on!
Google: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks! [insane laughter]
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Or sue for punitive damages when it doesn't work?
Next, Searchking will be suing slashdot.org for purposely and arbitrarily lauching a devious attack on the website that prevented their customers from accessing it.
Stupid like a fox!
I did a search on SearchKing to find out why it sucks, but none of the hits were relevant. I guess that's why SearchKing sucks!
But wait, there's more! I searched for the same thing in Google and found this site, which is part of SearchKing. It may not explain why SearchKing sucks, but I think it might answer the question, "What are these guys smoking?"
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"When your site it gets no linkage
and your hit count shows some shrinkage
dig for 209.217.135.144
send a ping!
Mr. Google is a loser,
And I think he is a boozer,
So you better make that call to the Search King!"
Hey Barney, what about a Spanish version:
"Senor Google no es macho,
Es solamente un borracho..."
--Linda
No, I don't, which is the reason their power must be destroyed.
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You'd think the real anti Christ would just zap Google with some lightning bolts, some biblical hellfire, or some cool shit like that, rather than some lousy mundane lawsuit.
Too bad!
jack's bicycle is music to my ears
Did a search at SearchKing for 'google owns you'
... er, interesting
The first result is
here are the results
mstyne: real name, no gimmicks
Um, lawyers have been the devil's instruments since time immemorial.
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