When Mac Freaks Congregate

abhikhurana writes "Wired.com has an interesting story about a recent get-together of Mac Freaks in Amsterdam. Apparently to pass the time, they amused themselves by tossing Windows PCs, making Mac porn and holding a look-alike competition to find the best Ellen Feiss look-alike, the teenage star of one of Apple's new 'Switch' commercials. I especially enjoyed Mac porn, but hey, if you are under 18, don't click the above link ;-)."

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funny

[standsolid]

sleazy is a good website. lol, i needed a laugh. but afterseeng those hot macs, I got boyjuice all over my keys.

required lude joke

[linuxrob]

wanna touch my 3.5" floppy?

Re:required lude joke

[Anonymous Coward]

What about my 5 1/4"?

They call me the "commodor"

Re:required lude joke

[whee]

This is exactly why Apple computers do not ship with floppies.

Who wants to touch your 3.5" floppy when you can touch a 4.625" hard disc?

Take with grain of salt, people

[Tokerat]

...the Mac guys KNOW there are lots of drugs in Amsterdam :-D

Aack!

[Space Coyote]

You should have also warned about the Ellen Feiss lookalike contest being mostly guys. Scary scary stuff.

Re:Aack!

[AtariEric]

Oh, man, thanks for the warning!
Crossdressing should be left to professionals, like RuPaul, or J. Edgar Hoover...

Re:not to be a party pooper

[Anonymous Coward]

A lot of people aren't fortunate enough to have automobiles, but if these freaks wanted to get together and trash their cars...well, who are we to stop them?

Program conflicts?

[jo_ham]

Taking lead from the mac porn site, I experimented with my girlfriend.

I am having conflicts between Lad's Night Out 2.6 and Girlfriend Sex 1.0.

Do you think if I trash Girlfriend 1.0 and get an updated version I'll have more luck?

Thanks a lot

[scott1853]

Any guesses on whether it was the Ellen Feiss link or the Porn link that got macfreaks.org /.ed?

MacPr0n...

[boa13]

Slashdotted instantly. Damn.

Ellen Feiss

[boo__yeah]

Well I sucked real hard on my iBong, and it was like, puff puff puff puff puff, and like, half of my stash was gone. Bummer.

I had to cram it into my cheek when the police pulled me over. And it wasn't as good.

Re:funny-dirty minds

[soapvox]

Uh I did it just for the article

Macporn ?

[vlad_petric]

I especially enjoyed Mac porn, but hey, if you are under 18, don't click the above link ;-)."

I'm pretty sure the authors of Mac porn never ever had sex, therefore have no idea what porn means (and they also have a very bizare sense of humor, which also contributes to their solitude). The material is so "safe" that I would even show it to a 5-year old.

The Raven

Cross Dressers

[Sacarino]

Alrighty then... on this Lookalike wesite, you've got Macheads trying to look like Ellen Feiss. So I mosey over and take a look.

4. That's the number of chicks I saw in this contest. The rest are males, trying to look like a chick. 26 of 'em, I believe.

Remind me never to go to a Mac users group meeting.

They look like they had fun

[tRoll with Butter]

Last PC users' "get together" I went to was AMD's thing where I was at the Altemonte Springs, FL (USA) parking lot at like 6:00AM listening to AMD's marketing schpeel. There was no free food, no music, no activites other than AMD's raffle, it was freezing cold out (okay, wussy Florida-type cold, but it SEEMED freezing) and worse, there were no hot topless women. Say what you will about Apple, but they sure know how to make a get together event fun...

Tossing PC's...

[Chicane-UK]

I wonder how many bandaids they got through?

I know when we chuck a load of our old kit away in the summer break, we typically fill up a skip of old 14" monitors and crappy & dead base units - been more than a few injuries where the razor like case edging slices down your finger as you launch a unit from the back of the truck - still, its all good fun :)

Did any one else feel a little disturbed by the mac porn though..

They should have held this event at Christmas...

[fooguy]

that way, if something had gone wrong, Janie Porche could have showed up and saved it.

Was Gianni Jackone on hand to manage them all, or are track suits illegal in Amsterdam?

Track suits are, afterall, the official uniform of the state of New Jersey.

Mac porn sucks.

[zmalone]

Now, I approve of the concept of computer porn, but the example above is just derivative of far better porn sites. I mean, the Unix Sex site(not entirely work safe) has been around far longer, and their selection of photos are far superior. You people call yourselves geeks, and yet you don't even know of good places to find man on pdp11 photos, sheesh.

(my karma is so dead for this one)

Re:Mac porn sucks.

[jcsehak]

Waitaminnit. Unix can't have sex!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Re:not to be a party pooper

[Wavicle]

(uhh BTW Ellen Fiess is 14)

She's like bleep-beep-beep-bleep-beep 14. It was a really good 14 years. Her not being 18 it's kind of... a bummer.

Really useful warning.

[Gutboy_Barrelhouse]

I especially enjoyed Mac porn, but hey, if you are under 18, don't click the above link ;-).

Oh, that'll keep the minors away, I'm sure.

ellen feiss nude!!!

[atari2600]

Check this out (only for adults) Shes nude here Alright you idiots - stop talking about the girl already - shes ugly...oh yeah beat me about the bush and put this thing as offtopic but im sick of Ellen Feiss on /.

Re:ellen feiss nude!!!

[CoolVibe]

Already slashdotted... Horny bastards!

Re:ellen feiss nude!!!

[goon america]

If you think ellen's hot, you should check this chick out

mac porn huh?

[Nomad37]

I wonder if any of those macs had RAM Doubler installed on their Hard Drives?

- sorry, I'll be quiet now