New Moon of Uranus Discovered
paulnuyu writes "A group of international astronomers have found a new moon orbitting Uranus. This brings Uranus's total moon count to 21. The newly discovered moon is speculated to be a remaining fragment from a collision that occured when the solar sytem was still forming."
uranus... moon... i know there's a joke in there somewhere...
I found that the other night also, time for a trip to the doctor.
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it seems that mars, venus, & mercury all have few or no moons, while on the other side of the asteroid belt, you have planets (sans pluto & really small planets) with moons in the teens to twenty in numbers. why is this?
is most of the space matter in our solar system stuck in the L4, L5 points, and thus doesn't find it's way into the inner regions of the solar system? or is it just that the enormous mass of the farther out planets seems to attract more mass & thus has a higher chance of a rock entering orbit (as a result of a larger margin of error for stable orbit due to the size of the planet). it just seems to be more than coincidental....
or is it just a possiblity that these planets have a particularly large asteroid in an unstable orbit just long enough to discover and document, before it a) leaves orbit or b) gets sucked into the atmosphere?
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I thought they changed the name of Uranus to Urectum because all of the jokes...
A new moon in Uranus?
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You know, on second thought, screw that crap. This joke never gets old. The more I think about "21 moons on Uranus" the more I crack up. Pun intended. Just allow yourself to laugh at this, and maybe even let it lighten up the rest of your day. It has mine.
I also can't wait until a story comes along about how scientists "find" a small chance that there could be frozen water, which could indicate the slim chance of life. In turn, there'll be all the boring threads about the seti@home project and distributed computing to look forward to--certainly more pertinent than this post of course, but what the hell...
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I used to think it'd be cool to have more than one obviously visible moon in the sky. 21 may be a bit much but it'd certainly make the sky interesting.
Thinking about it, 21 significant orbital bodies accompanying a planet the size of our own would create nightmares for people trying to predict the tides, and we'd have to get some pretty serious seismic activity from any significant alignment.
Even worse some form of collision is almost inevitable over the full expanse of time, moons ricocheting like billiards around the sky [joking].
Give a lot of options for moon bases too - countries could argue over who gets the biggest or best situated. I guess we'd lose the use of the L points as a side effect though (or there'd be L orbits weaving monstrously complicated paths though the orbits of the moons)...
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Are astronomers ever going to stop caring about new satellites? If so, when?
It is obvious that there is all sorts of stuff floating around the solar system, some of which is in orbit around other non-solar objects.
Does knowledge about a 21st moon of a remote planet really increase our understanding of anything?
Did anyone else giggle when they read that scientists had found "a new moon orbiting uranus"?
The moon ... is between six and 12 miles across.
Wow. In 100 years we'll have space stations that big. it's hardly Moon (x00miles+) size is it? Y'know theres a golf ball floating arround the Earth's moon - a moon of a moon?
Or maybe it's yet another one of Timothy's reposts ...
I've always thought they should better advertize the real pronunciation of Uranus. Why not spell it "urinous"?
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At least I find the yellow stuff less offensive...
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Uranus needs another moon like Windows needs another security hole and GNU/Linux needs another window manager. What I want to see is someone find a way to get Earth another moon. We Americans can beat someone else to set foot on the Moon V2.0, probably the Japanese. If it's closer than a three days ride, we could put a nice resort on there. I wonder how MoonDisney would fare...
Uranus is no laughing matter!
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It's a space station.
Professor: I call it "The smelloscope". Try it!
Fry:Just don't point it at Uranus..
Professor:Very funny Fry, we changed that planets name years ago just to get rid of that stupid joke.
Fry:What did you call it?
Professor:Urectum.
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Dunno about moons. My doctor said they were asteroids... Something like that.
I wish he'd speak up. So young these days, aren't they? Doctors, I mean.
What was I saying? Oh, yes. Titania. In my ears... I think that's what he said. Isn't that a moon? Couldn't hear him over the damn noise.
The preferred pronunciation is "urinous", class. "Urinous". So, see, there's really nothing to snicker about. Class? That's enough now.
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Is it really a moon? Or is it just a fucking asteroid orbiting a planet?
New moon around Uranus--I know, let's call it Dingleberry!
r ac ters: Wasn't that one of the fairies in Midsummer Night's Dream? If not, let's just go with "Bottom." And then, of course, there's always "Coriolanus"!
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I'll have to moon yours.
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...that the new moon appears to be comprised of an underwear-lint crust and mantle, with an undigested-peanut-half core.
That it isn't a really big kernal of corn? I mean those things go right through me.
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