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4th Annual NetHack Tournament

fatquack writes "The NetHack tournament season is upon us once again. /dev/null's Fourth Annual NetHack Tournament has just opened. As with past years, the Tournament is open to anyone who'd like to play. We're also open to anyone who'd like to volunteer to run a game server since, though we have a T1 hosting the main game server, play can be slow across the transoceanic links. devnull.net is a loose association of networking geeks, unincorporated and noncommercial. We just do this for giggles; we make no money from this other than what folks feel like donating. The prize structure going in, as we're always open to suggestions to change this during the Tournament, is: Prizes The "standard" prizes will go to: Highest Score 1st, 2nd and 3rd Highest Score in each class The "additional" prizes will go to: Most Ascensions Lowest Scored Ascension This year's Tournament will begin with servers in California and Oregon, but with servers in Colorado, The Netherlands and Australia hopefully coming online in the first few days."

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  1. Now I can get fired from unemployment! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Like reading /. all day hasn't hurt my productivity, all I need now is to have a new excuse to play Nethack. I narrowly dodged the last release, and thought I was safe!

    I better go find a tinning kit, so I'll have something to eat while I live on the street. :(

  2. Re:How many of you between 15-15 really know netha by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

    I started playing Nethack at the tender age of 13, and not because it was "oldskool" as you say. I started because it was fun and easy to smuggle onto other people's computers since I didn't have one myself. :)

  3. OOPS. by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Contest is over. nethack.devnull.net slaughtered with a Vorpal Slashdotting +3

    1. Re:OOPS. by fatquack · · Score: 3, Funny

      Looks like it had an Amulet of Lifesaving after all, it's running again.

  4. NetHacking and Jail by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember, hacking into other people's computers is a crime, which you can go to jail for a really long time for.

    You may think it is all fun and games "Hacking" the "Net", but when the cops bust down your door you may feel a little differently.

    Doing a search on google for this tournament, it seems that people have been doing this for years! Just imagine all the lost hours of productivity when poor admins have to reinstall systems that were hacked. It's not their fault they ran Microsoft software.

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  5. Re:I don't understand what's up with Nethack by digitalhermit · · Score: 3, Funny

    One thing I've learned is that, while blind and hungry, it's not a good idea to wander around the dungeon feeling for food on a level where you've killed a cockatrice.

    Playing Nethack always reminds me of the room in Infocom's Enchanter where one must retrieve a scroll from a maze of caverns. Every step is important. Y'know how food rots away if left too long? I was once starving and did a hk to move instead of the diagonal. In that one step the food disappeared. I starved to death.

  6. Re:I don't understand what's up with Nethack by kubla2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can someone please tell me honestly why I should start getting into Nethack? I mean I've clicked on the icon a few times ...



    LOL!



  7. 3D Nethack by Avumede · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be quite amusing for someone to make a 3d version of nethack, yet have it use 3d text instead of actual character graphics. Can you imagine, in the flickering light of a dungeon, the sight of a huge W jumping out from behind the shadows?

    1. Re:3D Nethack by VistaBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      If someone made that game, I think God himself would have vengeance by having a giant rain of Ts fall from the Heavens to impale everyone involved. Just for the irony. If God was really nasty, he may even use *s or even the dreaded #!

    2. Re:3D Nethack by Sancho · · Score: 5, Funny

      When Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring came out, several of us couldn't help laughing out loud during the Balrog scene. Later while discussing the movie, we discovered that we'd all pictured an ampersand (&) chasing a bunch of h's and @'s ;)

      We decided it was time to stop playing....

    3. Re:3D Nethack by WWWWolf · · Score: 4, Funny
      If someone made that game, I think God himself would have vengeance by having a giant rain of Ts fall from the Heavens to impale everyone involved.

      Rain of Trolls... and they say Slashdot has a troll problem...

      Just for the irony. If God was really nasty, he may even use *s or even the dreaded #!

      I understand the stones, but a kitchen sink from the heavens? If I remember the Bible stuff correctly, it was that ruler guy who washed his hands, not God!

    4. Re:3D Nethack by VValdo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Something like this?

      W

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  8. Re:For all you NetHack fans.. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://mangband.org/ Isn't that a hentai porn site?

  9. Re:Not so hard. by CanadaDave · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa, you're crazy? How do you have time for your wife?

  10. Re:Nethack is WAY overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think (nay, know) that people loved nethack before "open source" was cool. Then again, I hate first person shooters, so I guess I'm in the minority here. Also, I don't have a penis; guess I must be a goddess to you and your "too studly to play nethack" secondary brain. (Eris, if I had my choice.)

  11. Re:I don't understand what's up with Nethack by Bilestoad · · Score: 2, Funny

    You shouldn't get into Nethack. The longer you are able to think of it as a seemingly lame game the longer you will maintain your job and relationships. You won't like it, honestly. There are too many levels to bother with.

    (started playing (Hack for Amiga) 1987; first ascended (Nethack 3 on a VAX) in 1992)

  12. Re:How many of you between 15-15 really know netha by Kintanon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Got a few of my mates into it, but we quit after a while- It was just really frustrating- you would just die at some random level after you came across some 'monster' that you simply couldn't kill.


    Monster?! There are MONSTERS in this game?! What am I doing chasing around all these #'s and b's then?!

    Kintanon

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  13. Ascensions? Give me a break! by Pac · · Score: 4, Funny

    I said it elsewhere and I will say it again: Where are the prizes for us clueless? Where is the "Dumbest Death" prize? "Fastest Death"? "Best Death Playing as if it was Quake"? "Most Stupid Level 1 Death"? "Best Level 1 Death While in Level 10 or More" (like starving for lack of attention deep into the mines)?

  14. My Radeon 9700 gets... by woogieoogieboogie · · Score: 2, Funny

    2,956,782 FPS in nethack. NVidia can't touch that.

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  15. Re:I don't understand what's up with Nethack by micromoog · · Score: 4, Funny
    Nethack is long dead, why not let it go in peace . . . Let Nethack take it's place beside Pong, Space Invader, Frogger, etc.

    Done. It now has a desktop icon and hotkey shortcut too. And as soon as a PalmOS port is done, it'll take its place there beside the others as well.

  16. I can tell you what the winner will look like by Pyrosophy · · Score: 5, Funny
    @
    If he's lucky, he'll be accompanied by
    d
    Ah, Nethack, where
    !$%??!
    is a store, not a swear.
  17. Re:I don't understand what's up with Nethack by Romothecus · · Score: 2, Funny
    It comes from an era where almost only intelligent people used computers, and was very succesful in those times. Games were dumbed down during the nineties

    Careful, you're about to evoke a very specific, very ill-remembered Roberta Williams quote...