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Most Powerful Computer in Canada - for a Day

An anonymous reader writes "On Nov. 4, 18 Canadian universities and will create the most powerful computer in Canada for a day to solve an important computational chemistry question in one day -- a task that would normally take six years to complete." Here is more information on the temporary supercomputer available at the project's home page and at UofG's News.

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  1. Westley Crusher by CatWrangler · · Score: 3, Funny
    On Nov. 4, 18 Canadian universities and will create the most powerful computer in Canada for a day.

    There goes Will Wheaton, showing off again. That bastard. I thought Picard got rid of that young twerp once and for all.

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    1. Re:Westley Crusher by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      I remember when I owned the most powerful computer in Mongolia, but I eventually had to get rid of my Apple II.

  2. hmmmm by AvitarX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like they want to play DoomIII (http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/11/03/15202 40&mode=nested&tid=127) alpha witha good frame rate.

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    1. Re:hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't need that kind of machine to play DoomIII, I just need this.

  3. Beer Cooled Supercomputer by Myriad · · Score: 5, Funny
    On Nov. 4, 18 Canadian universities and will create the most powerful computer in Canada for a day to solve an important computational chemistry question in one day

    Coincidentally, on Nov 4, Canadian Universities will create the world's first beer-cooled supercomputer, "Drunk Blue".

    When asked why beer, the researchers involved explained that it was both plentiful and "what else would you use Blue for?".

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  4. The first test has commenced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can it survive with the Slashdot effect?

    1. Re:The first test has commenced... by loconet · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can view the /. effect live by refreshing the main page and looking at the counter. Look at those numbers gooo!

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  5. hey wait a sec! by MoceanWorker · · Score: 5, Funny

    imagine a beowulf clu... err.. wait.. dammit..

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    1. Re:hey wait a sec! by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "imagine a beowulf clu... err.. wait.. dammit.."

      Damn, someone beat me to it. I guess I'll just have to go with:

      All your computers are belong to Canada.

      But that's just so last year...

  6. ChemEx(TM) by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Funny

    For when you absolutely, positively need that chemistry problem solved by the next day.

  7. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>18 Canadian universities and will create

    If the anonymous submitter happens to be from one of the 18 universities, I don't have much hope for this.

    Unless they're trying to analyze the sentence structure of All Your Base.

  8. Edmonton Controller by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 2, Funny
    This is cool...the Edmonton Controller appears to be hovering over Hudson's Bay.

    It's not only Canada's most powerful supercomputer, it's the only one controlled from space.

  9. In Other News... by Quaoar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Canada is clustering all of their fishing ships to create the most powerful Canadian navy yet.

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  10. For One Day? by Anenga · · Score: 5, Funny
    Most Powerful Computer in Canada - for a Day
    Oh, give them more credit than that. It takes more than one day for "the fastest computer" to be obsolete. Maybe a month, or two.
  11. UNB Represent! :) by Space+Coyote · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Actually this means I'll have to wait an extra day to work on my project for my distributed / parallel computing course. So this experiment also gets to help me procrastinate :)

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  12. CANADA! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Funny

    First the alarming lead in Zamboni technology, now this!!

  13. Re:Computing in Canada by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The government of canada has some very powerfull supercomputers used for weather.

    I don't think it takes a supercomputer to predict the weather in Canada .

  14. IT'S RUNNING NOW!! by spoonist · · Score: 4, Funny

    The site appears to be solidly withstanding a thorough and complete slashdotting!! The only rational explanation is that the most powerful computer in Canadia is running their web site right now! As they say in French-Canadian, c'est incredible.

    1. Re:IT'S RUNNING NOW!! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Funny

      YAY, We are all proud of the Maple Leaf state!!

  15. Re:Dup by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 4, Funny

    quick, everyone go to the original article and post the highly moderated posts as your own in this one!

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  17. Ah, the memories by morcheeba · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmph. I remember back in January of '98 when I had the most powerful computer in Canada! Just me, my laptop, some cold soup from a can, and some candles...

  18. Re:Computing in Canada by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, yeah. This is only funny to those who don't live in Canada, of course.

    That would be.... let's see .... 99.5% of the world's population?

  19. Re:Computing in Canada by ergo98 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And probably about 70% of Slashdot's population. Not sure if you noticed, but there is a very high percentage of Canadians who visit Slashdot. I suspect it's due to that national program to integrate high speed into our igloo clusters.

  20. Fantasy and Reality.. by hackwrench · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wil Wheaton is an actor. Wesley Crusher is a fictional character...
    In other news, Canada, its ego buoyed by its success in the computing arena, declares war on the rest of the world, citing the rest of the worlds "blatant inferiority".

  21. Of course, you know what the final output will be? by atroxi · · Score: 2, Funny

    42

    (/me ducks)

  22. The American Version by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny

    The American Version will do it 48% faster and not try to compare itself to the Canadian version.