Galileo To Commit Mechacide
taylor writes "The Sydney Morning Herald reports that the old explorer spacecraft Galileo will soon commit suicide after flying a final mission. The spacecraft has been orbiting Juptiter for seven years. Tomorrow, Galileo will pass Amalthea, a tiny moon of that planet, to gather information about the moon's gravitational pull on the spacecraft, and thus about its material makeup. Immediately thereafter, Galileo will move quickly through Jupiter's rings, exposing itself to 100 times the radiation a human could withstand. The spacecraft will likely not survive; it is already crippled from the large amounts of radiation it has encountered thus far. In any case, Galileo will then begin its final orbit of Jupiter, ending next September in a fatal crash into the planet's dense atmosphere. Read the full article
on SMH.com.au."
Alas poor Galikeo, we barely knew you. You shall be missed. I only wish there was someway for us to talk you out of this. To each probe there own.
They don't build 'em like they used to. RIP, Galileo.
You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
I was under the impression that radiation was only dangerous to organic life forms. How could it damage machines?
Farewell and following seas, brave explorer.
between the greater and lesser infinities sleep the dreams undreamt
if the radiation were to alter or ruin the physical structure of the transistors' semiconductor lattice, the resulting electrical signals could be distorted beyond utility or recovery.
The semiconductors are doped by high-velocity, high-temperature particle bombardment. I imagine radiation could have a counterintuitively destructive effect.
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I feel so bad, Can't we at least get in to the double digits?
They don't have enough garbage crashing back into Earth they now need to litter other planets too?
today is spelling optional day.
All citizens of Jupiter and surrounding moons beware!! Kamikaze spacecraft from third plant attemting a sucide attack on our peace loving planet and moons. All patriots please gather your children under beds and pray to GOD that this devious little craft would burn up before hurting a single voting citizen of this great jovial nation. GOD BLESS JUPITER.
And in other news. 13 year old space explorer, Galileo was found dead in the dense clouds surrounding Jupiter. Cause of death is still not determined. But an offical (under anonynimity) told us that the little craft commited suicide. Memebers of immediate family gathered at the fringes of the solar system and sighed a coded sigh of rememberance.
Galileo is one of the prime examples of how good NASA can be when its not trying to cut corners. Sure it takes 10 years to develop a mission, and costs a couple billion, but they work far beyond their expected lifetimes. Galileo and the Voyager spacecraft just go to show that you get what you pay for. Even malfunctions like Galileo's infamous antenna are not mission ending failures for a sturdily built craft.
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Striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap, will be the leap ho
Now SOHO might get some more time on the Deep Space Network (DSN).
I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing. -- Thomas Jefferson
*gets flashbacks from Star Trek*
Mechacide is when I start twitching and punch a hole through my monitor when my computer crashes... in the middle of my midterm paper.
"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals."
Will it sing "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer please" as it bursts into flames?
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
I think NASA shows admirable foresight in not wanting to contaminate Europa.
That is because you crazy! It has no feelings. And the new one is much better.
I thought that was the planet where Slartibartfast did all his lovely work on the fjords. What's it doing around Jupiter?
Lump lingered last in line for brains, and the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane.
Scientist Guy: So the satellite will pass within a few thousand metres of the planet, where it will then...
(whispers)
feet? What do you mean feet?
Am I the only one who heard Roxette to sing "I'm gonna get blitzed for some sex"?
To return one of those probes back. It would provide a wealth of information on the effects of radiation and other space agents on various materials and electronics. May be stick a few automated experiments for scientific purposes.
...into that Great Red Spot in the sky...
NASA was very worried about contaminating mars so the entire lander had to be autoclaved on earth. the high temperatures of the autoclave would destroy ordinary magnetic tape. and the core memoery was low power since it is non-volatile.
For you kids who dont know what "core" memory is (or why for example you get files called "core" dumps on your computer when a program crashes) gramps will explain. Core origiginally was a donut shaped peice of ferrite. Next imagine set of 100 parallel wires spaced 1cm appart. on top of this is laying another set of 100 parallel wires running at right angles to the first set. At every crossing point in this grid a small ferrite disk is threaded by these two wires. and voila random access memory. each core is a single bit. to program it you run a current equal to half the hysterisis level down one of the wires in the first set and an equivalent current down one of the second set of wires. Only one core, at the insterescion, gets the double dose of current that exceeds the hysterisis value. this flips the magnetic polarization of the donut. To read it out one simply monitors the inductance: if you flip the bit the voltage is higher than if you are not flipping it. turn off the power and the magnetic memory stays. It is impervious to cosmic rays. the donuts are called "cores". why these are called cores is a different topic
Core memory on the viking lander was a bit more sophisticated. the magnetic material was coated/evaporated directly onto the wires so the whole thing could be very dense.
Silicon memory was available back then but it was not deemed relaible in the face of unknown radiation levels, and thermal stress. It was a great sacrifice to have such a small amount of ram (core has low bit density compared to silicon). But it was the only way to solve the problems.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Galileo himself died nearly blind, so there's a certain poignancy to the fate of this machine.
I must point out that the idea that his blindness was due to observations of the Sun is a myth: he made the observations by projection, the way anyone with half a brain would. His blindness was actually due to glaucoma and cataracts at the age of 72. My source is Galileo's Daughter by Dava Sobel.
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Ok, it's a few hundred years too late for the original, but at least we may burn his proxy for his crimes.
Galileo's ideas are just not in sync with the Catholic Church. The Earth is the center of it all.
rarp,bootparamd,dhcp
they are often used to give an asking MAC address the same ip address everytime and hand out kernels to diskless workstations.
just because you are a stuid fuck or work for a stupid fuckhole that forgot the roots of dhcp.
also, dhcp via mac authentication is a good security measure. you can block all static atempts and random cards but allow certain mac addresses to get ips.
also, isc dhcpd tends to try and hand out the same ip once it has seen a mac before.
you cutsie fartsy artsie sig is fucking lame.
Ad homenim attacks ensue.
I've been called a "stuid fuck" by better people than you.
Those who are smarter than me, however rare, are probably more adept at character judgment. I would have settled for just plain "fucker", but those who are smarter more appropriately dub you "stupid fuck," great! The would have to be correct.