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Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell In Flight

An anonymous reader writes "The Mobile Tactical High Energy Laser is a joint project between the US Army and the Israeli Defense Ministry, with much of the work being done by TRW. Tuesday they had a spectacular success when they shot an artillery shell out of the air."

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  1. So what happens... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... when they fire one of these at a disco ball? heh.

    1. Re:So what happens... by Apuleius · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the split second before the disco ball
      melts down to nothing, anyone in the vicinity
      would be made very, very unhappy.

    2. Re:So what happens... by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

      So... who did I piss off?

      Disco Stu: 'Hey, Disco Stu doesn't advertise.'

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    3. Re:So what happens... by nadador · · Score: 5, Funny

      > In the split second before the disco ball
      > melts down to nothing, anyone in the vicinity
      > would be made very, very unhappy.

      Aren't people in the vicinity of disco balls very unhappy all the time? That and people in the general vicinity of Abba tribute bands. They're unhappy, too.

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    4. Re:So what happens... by geekopus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was that before or after Doogle and Father Ted performed "My Lovely Horse"? :-)

  2. Start Wars lives on... by joshsnow · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but is this thing as accurate as Luke Skywalkers light-sabre?
    If not, you'll have to use the (air)force, George...

  3. Re:So what happens... QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

  4. Real Genius.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They say in the article that it was developed by the army and TRW, but we all know it was Mitch Taylor and Chris Knight.

  5. How in the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you put a GPS and transmitter in an artillery shell?

  6. Re:Isn't this old news? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, that was James Bond.

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  7. Yay! by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yipee! Won't we all be safe once the "civilized world" is protected from the barbarians? Why, the "bad people" won't even be able to shoot at usat all, let alone support the "terror-ists" with their insidious "terror-ism".

    So, lets review. 'Predator' unmanned aircraft armed with Hellfire missles for patrol and attacks, lasers to shoot down artillery (and you know bullets are coming soon), Star Wars V2 to protect us from missiles, and any country that tries to develop anything we don't like gets a "regime change".

    Yeah, I can't see why the rest of the world hates the west, can you? We turn war into a fuckin' video game, and relegate them to attacking us with swords while riding their camels.

    I know it's the natural evolution of war, but it also seems like the natural evolution of capitalism applied to the battlefield. He with the most money to make the best toys wins, and he who doesn't hopes for an aid package to be sent to his widow.

    Of course, we might get charitable in a few years and let them have some low powered lasers, but only if they attach them to the sharks... I mean, come on, is it too much to ask for some sharks with frickin lasers on their heads?

    I think it's time for some sugar... rants like this could be dangerous... nice Echelon, niiiice Echelon.

    Hm, maybe I should get a book on lasers from the librar

    NO CARRIER

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  8. Re:What happens if you miss? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where does the laser go if they miss the shell? Disperse into a cloud? Hit a passing 747?

    Somehow, I doubt a 747 would be flying into a live fire area (Iraqi airliners excepted). Many current artillery shells have high trajectories that go several km in altitude. As a matter of fact, I once worked on a system that had an operator warning "NOTIFY NASA", for when a shell trajectory was computed to go above a certain altitude.

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  9. One meeeelion dollars! by broken · · Score: 4, Funny



    Who? Who is predictable?

  10. Re:Real Genius by ellisDtrails · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is Jesus Kent. Stop playing with yourself.

  11. Re:Isn't this old news? by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Didn't they have this back in the 60's? correct me if I'm wrong, I was always told this. "

    Well, the technnology was developed recently, but yeah it did exist in the 60's. I think it was called the Alan Parsens Project.

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  12. Re:Isn't this old news? by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scott: "I mean why don't you just call it Operation Wang Chung? Ass!"
    Evil: "Well what, what should we?"
    Scott: "Nothing, I'm sure Operation Bananarama will be huge!"
    Evil: "What are you saying?"
    Scott: "If you..."
    Evil: "..Shh!"
    Scott: "..trying to be hip."
    Evil: "double-u, double-u SHH dot com. Dot org."
    Scott: "You suck!"
    Evil: "SHH!"

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  13. Throw me a frickin' bone, people by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I asked for is that the word "la-ser" be printed with quote marks around it, is that so hard?

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  14. Re:Where does the momentum go? by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a *phasor*. Lasers are so 2280.

  15. Re:Wonder if this was a gimmee by kcelery · · Score: 2, Funny

    You should be skepticle. If the laser weapon can blast off a flying object at a distance, it should burn a lot of energy making repeated firing difficult.

    In a real battle field, you cannot stop your enemy by saying "Wait guys, I am reloading ".

  16. A little bit too much artist license by lkaos · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm suprised no one else caught this. The initial description of "concentrated light energy photons" made me a little wary, but then I noticed:

    "the laser tracked, locked onto and fired a burst of concentrated light energy photons at the speeding shell... Seconds later, at a point well short of its intended destination, the projectile was destroyed"

    I dunno what kind of crazy trajectory that laser had, but at 300km a second, this thing must have been pretty darn far away...

    One would think that "instantly, the projectile was destroyed" would sound even better--and more importantly, have been accurate.

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  17. I will atempt to take over the world by CakerX · · Score: 2, Funny

    using this "laser" I will hold the world ransom for....1 MILLION DOLLARS

  18. Drunk at the Disco? by Rareul · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Mini me stop humping the laser..ok..honest to
    god...Why don't you and the giant laser get a
    fricken room for god's sake?"

    ?sp

  19. Another use by gulfan · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now if only it could shot down those AOL cd's on route to my house.

  20. Re:Laser=coherent by istartedi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thirty years from now, the greatest challenge to our armed forces will be how to deal with the POWs. No power on Earth will be able to oppose us when we decide to bend other nations to our will.

    Unless they have box-cutters.

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  21. Re:You are so wwrong!@F by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    In our atmosphere, light travels at approximately the speed of sound.

    <SARCASM>
    Yeah, that's why pilots of supersonic jets don't bother with radio, because they fly faster than the radio signals.
    </SARCASM>

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