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BMG Stops Producing CDs

An Anonymous Cow writes "The register has a new story about claims by Bertelsmann that they'll stop manufacturing uncrippled audio CDs. More can be found on Bertelsmann's own site (info by region, Europe only). Trouble playing it in your car stereo? According to BMG the error is your player's, and not their CD's. Quote: 'As far as we were advised, our copy protection is according to the Red Book Standard as well as all labelling on the cd.' In English: they don't even find it necessary to indicate on the CD cover that it's copy protected, nor do they think it advisable to listen to Philips' objections against using the CD logo on crippled discs, instead there's a label claiming that the CD is fully Red Book-compliant. It looks like this is a test case, because only all European CDs will be crippled."

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  1. Interesting Article by stevenbee · · Score: 5, Funny
    One minor gripe, though:

    The correct term is "differently abled CD's"

    : )

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    1. Re:Interesting Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I would rather call them "challenged CD's"

  2. CD sales decreasing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wonder they complain about decreasing CD sales if they stop shipping CDs...

  3. HA! by secondsun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your scrambled ToC is no match for my superior patch cable and audio in!

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  4. Record (CD) Club by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this the same group that I occasionaly get SPAM mail about buying 12 CDs for one penny (plus outrageous shipping charges)?

    If so, then all of a sudden I suppose my e-mail program will now be unable to display their message (even though it's just a standard e-mail).

  5. In other news... by JHMirage · · Score: 5, Funny
    Book publisher Addison Wesley, after conducting research showing that people make photocopies of their material, ceased printing any books with black, legible type.

    "All out books are completely normal and qualify for Library of Congress cataloging... we've simply removed the text as a precautionary measure to defeat the thieving scum of the world." says spokesman Yanash Smythe.

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    1. Re:In other news... by JHMirage · · Score: 5, Funny
      This just in:

      When contacted for comment, Addison Wesley CEO Marcus Ardaile added that any reported incidents of people not being able to properly read the new books must be caused by "faulty eyes" rather than any inherent problems with the textless printing process.

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    2. Re:In other news... by LiberalApplication · · Score: 2, Funny

      For some reason, the thought of a parallel universe where candy bars were being illegally duplicated and propagated over the internet came to mind.

      "To whom it may concern,
      After consuming one of your Cookiez N' Cream White Chocolate Crunch bars, my child has been suffering from violent fits of vomiting and idiotic gibbering. Enclosed is the UPC from said product's wrapper and a self-addressed envelope. Please return to me a credit or cheque for US $0.50.
      Sincerely,
      Joe Kerblotnik"

      "Dear valued customer,
      All Nestle products meet the highest FDA standards of edibility, and conform to all common-sense beliefs concerning what is 'food'. As a result, all of the products we produce are clearly labelled, 'Food Product'. Any incompatibility with our product is most likely the result of a manufacturing defect in your child. Hope ya kept the receipt for that bugger.
      Thank you for your continued patronage,
      Nestle, Inc."

  6. That's ok! by Publicus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Us consumers in the US can look to our government to stand up to this overt attack on our rights! Politicians in Washington aren't going to let these big record companies galavant about stomping on our rights!

    After all, this is our culture that we're talking about. Surely the music of the time belongs to the people, right!? It's ours to share, the same as our wisdom and our stories, with each other freely. We all know that the progression of culture depends on the constant cycle of old becoming new, new artists seeking inspiration from those that went before.

    I'm confident that the new government in Washington will honor these sacred things. We're all in good hands now!

    Let's all have a glass of Victory Gin!

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    1. Re:That's ok! by clickety6 · · Score: 3, Funny

      After all, this is our culture that we're talking about.

      S CLUB 7, HEAR'SAY, BACKSTREET BOYS, N SYNC, BRITNEY SPEARS...

      If this is our culture, it's about time somebody put a bullet in it's head!

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  7. Re:Title incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ford has no intention of "stopping production of cars" - it simply intends to make them with two wheels and instead steering wheel they use handlebars.

  8. In other news.... by mastropiero · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... felt tip marker sales soar through the roof

  9. does anyone else find it ironic... by eupheric · · Score: 2, Funny

    that Aerosmith's "just push play" is listed on the "known corrupt cd's" list on fat chuck's?
    (link on register site, near the bottom)

  10. Re:Piss Me Off! by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does this mean that I cannot listen to CDs on my computer without being concidered a consumer without respect to listening pleasure?
    Don't you know listening to music on a non-RIAA-approved device is theft?

    Or borrowing a friend's music, or video, or book? Or supporting those bastions of evil, the "public" so-called libraries? Or recording a TV show or movie in some way that would let you "deep link" to the filler in between the commercials, instead of seeing it the way the copyright holder intended?

    Don't you understand that going a day without buying a music disk is depriving artists in the music industry (CEOs, accountants, auditors, etc.) of the income they're entitled to?

    Don't you know this so-called "Internet" is really ... wait a minute, someone's knocking at my door, I'll be right back....
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  11. Email Sent to BMG copy control by fraggleyid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dear Sir,

    thankyou for clarifying the situation for me. My CD player cannot play the copy protected CD's and, due to poor labelling on CD's, I have had a lot of trouble knowing which CD's I shouldn't buy.
    Now that I know all BMG produced CD's in Europe are to be copy-protected, it makes my purchasing easier; I'll stop buying CD's altogether. It's no hardship really, as the content on most of these CD's is not worth losing sleep over.

    Yours sincerely

  12. Re:Could Philips sue for Trademark infringment? by Loki_1929 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "BMG may be pretty soon recquired to put a special label on CDs, indicating that the CD is crippled."

    Might I suggest a 3" x 3" bright red skull and crossbones?

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  13. The obligatory South Park reference... by FleshWound · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Piss off customers.

    2.

    3. Profit.

  14. Stupid. Just plain stupid. by r_j_prahad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't they just punch themselves in the balls now and get the pain over with? Producing a music CD that won't play on most music CD playing equipment out in the wild is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Sell your stock in these companies, fols, 'cause they're doomed.

  15. Re:This bites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How often do you blow the members of the RIAA?