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Europe Goes To Venus; Mars Comes to Us

JamesO writes "The BBC says that the ESA is going to Venus, reusing the Mars Express design. Also here. Launch seems to be expected in 2005." And knownsense writes "Space.com is reporting that Mars is coming to closer to Earth. It will be closer by around 191 million miles and will end up 85 times brighter about August next year. This apparently is the first time it's been this close since the Neanderthals."

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  1. Metrics by trans_err · · Score: 5, Funny
    Remember NASA miles not kilometers!

    ps. 1 mile = 1.6 km

    1. Re:Metrics by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yeah, that was a real shame what happened. It would be nice if the USA caught up with the rest of the world and started using the metric system.

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    2. Re:Metrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      > Remember NASA miles not kilometers!

      #1. Dumb, old, lame joke. +4 Funny?? don't waste my time. The signal to noise ratio around here is pitiful of late. why, back in my day, +5 funny was lethal and used against the germans (but with great care of course)..
      (nod to our german friends: the US is now run by an autocratic and jingoistic cabal, playing off the peoples' fears and emotions to promote their agenda of world domination. We even have an office of Fatherland Security. how times change.. go figure. )

      #2. ESA not NASA. The stupid joke doesn't even apply. Pay attention!

      ps. 1 mile = 1.609344 km. You just went splat.

      pps. It was really a engineers vs. scientists breakdown. Most engineers of the older generation still work in imperial units. The spacecraft was built by engineers at Lockhead Martin (or the like). It was run by Scientists at NASA, who by in large use metric for everything. Culture clash played a large role in a really dumb mistake. (I'd like to see you write a bugless program that has to work flawlessly the first time it is trialed in a real situation. )

      Conclusion: The metric system is unpatriotic.
      Damn the french! They've been planning for dominance on Mars for centuries!

      Criticism Part II: The slashdot story:
      It will be closer by around 191 million miles and will end up 85 times brighter about August next year.


      This reads like a perscription drug ad. 85 times brighter than what?? 191 million miles closer to where? Considering the Earth is about 92.5 million miles from the sun on average, and Mars is about 140 million miles out from the sun, and a mars year is approx 2 earth years, what's the big deal here?? We pass by close to Mars every 1.75 earth years or so.

      I guess I should stop posting RTFA.

    3. Re:Metrics by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      Could be worse. If the ESA did that, not only would they have egg on their face but they'd likely face stiff EU fines for using non-metric units.

    4. Re:Metrics by Wolfier · · Score: 2

      We're not talking about NASA here, but USA in general. The Imperial System should just DIE.

      Good:
      km. kg. Nm. kW. degree K.

      Bad:
      miles. pounds. lb/ft. horsepower. degree F.

    5. Re:Metrics by Wolfier · · Score: 2

      Metrics makes more sense not just because we grow up with it. It makes more sense when formula are used - with the Imperial system one has to throw in a conversion or a magic constant once in while during calculations.

      SI units all based on 7 fundamental unit (IIRC).
      Formula make exact physical sense without redundant conversion steps or constants that come from nowhere.

  2. Faked Venus Landings? by malarkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    The US doesn't have any faked landing of Venus that we're covering up, I hope. If that's the case, Venus express will never make it.

    1. Re:Faked Venus Landings? by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "The US doesn't have any faked landing of Venus that we're covering up, I hope. If that's the case, Venus express will never make it."

      All the footage from the Venera "spacecraft," on the other hand, was filmed outside Novosibirsk.

  3. how will this affect me? by zelphi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But will any geek actually get off his/her ass and look outside?

    Also, now that Life may exist on venus, will this lead to more interest in the oft' forgotten planet?

    1. Re:how will this affect me? by JesusPGT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But will any geek actually get off his/her ass and look outside?

      Screw all that "outside" nonsense, get all the mars you want right here, straight from the Mars Orbital Camera. Note, requires a special program to view the files, but it's free.

  4. Very Welcome News... by trotski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is very welcome news!

    Just the other day I was talking to a friend about why there is so much more interest in Mars than there is in Venus. There are plenty of difficult questions that more missions to Venus could answer.

    I'm very interested in what the results of this mission well be, there is after all so much to learn.

    Of course, we need an obligatory Simpsons quote here:

    "mmmmmmm..... gummie Venus"

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    1. Re:Very Welcome News... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, Mars isn't necessarily more interesting, it's just more accessible.

      We can see the surface of Mars pretty well, probes that we send to the surface Mars will survive for more then a few hours, and it's possible that humans may go to Mars in the next 20 years.

      With Venus, sure she's pretty, but she'll turn you into a cinder really quickly.

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    2. Re:Very Welcome News... by Pyromage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "she'll turn you into a cinder"

      Sounds like someone I know.

      But seriously, this is why it is worth doing! Nothing ever got done by taking the easy way out! While I'm all for the Mars trip, and it probably should be first, I think we must go to Venus, because there is much there to learn, and because it is hard. The moon was hard once, and we did it. We can do it again!

      I know we won't get there soon, but I want to see us accomplish this by the time I die.

      The thing with Mars is that we know how to do it: We make a big enough ship with enough fuel to get there and back (Which we can do, it'd just be a lot). You put some hydroponics on board. It's tech we have.

      Venus would require the same, and a lot more to stay alive there. It's truly a new frontier; Mars is merely a barren one. There is something romantic about Mars, but Venus' environment will fight tooth and nail to keep us away from her.

      I don't know about you guys, but that makes me wonder that much more what color her panties are.

    3. Re:Very Welcome News... by DocStout · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a joke in here somewhere about geeks, women being from Venus, and men being from Mars, but I'm too busy hiding from girls here in my computer room to phrase it properly... *smirk*

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  5. Holst anyone? by T-Kir · · Score: 5, Funny

    appear more than six times larger and shine some 85 times brighter than it appears now...

    Does that mean we can play Holst's "The Planets" 6 times louder and have a valid reason for when the neighbours complain?

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    1. Re:Holst anyone? by LordLucless · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, you play it 85 times louder on speakers 6 times bigger.

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  6. Then why... by thinmac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Aren't we sending people there?!? If we're so close, then wouldn't this be an opertune time to take the next step in human exploration of space? I've gotten to the point where I seriously doubt the intent of NASA to ever send a manned mission further than the moon. They've become so addicted to safe, academic research in orbit or from afar that they've forgotten how to take that leap into the unknown which was (in my opinion) what made the early space program (Murcury, Gemini, and Apollo) truly great.

    1. Re:Then why... by JesusPGT · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is just my guess, but I think that Radiation is a big factor. There was a story posted relatively recently on space.com about how astronauts on the ISS are getting more radiation exposure than they originally thought. And the ISS has earth's magnetic field to shield some of the effects, the trip to mars and back would likely give the astronauts radiation poisoning. Not to mention all the problems with being in microgravity for a year or more.

    2. Re:Then why... by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      think of the technological possibilities after 50 more years, or heck, 500 more years, antimatter, fusion and such buzzwords.

      i've pretty much given up on sending manned spacecraft to mars/titan/whatever in next 20 years.

      luckily my life expectance goes 30y+ years.

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  7. "85 times brighter"? by I-man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it just me or does that figure seem a little high?

    "Auggh, my eyes! Damn you, Mars, damn you right to hell!"

    1. Re:"85 times brighter"? by freeweed · · Score: 5, Informative

      Is it just me or does that figure seem a little high?

      Not really. Astronomical brightness measurements are logarithmic, and they have to be in order for us to notice any difference. A small bright point in the sky that's twice as bright as another one.. the human brain/eyes sees them both the same brightness (for the most part).

      To really notice a difference, you need something on the range of 10X (or more) brighter. 85X from its usual appearance isn't THAT different, it'll just make Mars (normally a small red dot) look a bit brighter than Jupiter (a slightly larger red dot). If you've never watched Mars over the seasons, you may not be aware that it does this every coupla years, just not to this extent - the last time it got really bright was in the mid 80's - when Mars was almost as close (to within 2 million miles) as it will be this time around.

      It's happened before, it's been measured, and yes, it really DOES get a lot brighter.

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    2. Re:"85 times brighter"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      It goes something like this:
      • Mars will get 1.20 times closer to the Sun. That makes it 1.20^2 = 1.44 times brighter.
      • Mars will get 6.54 times closer to the Earth. That makes it 6.54^2 = 42.77 times brighter.
      • Mars is currently a 72% crescent, but will become ~100% full, which means 1/0.72 = 1.39 times brighter.
      1.44 * 42.77 * 1.39 = 85 times brighter.

      You can compare the solar system diagrams:
      today
      08/27/2003
    3. Re:"85 times brighter"? by panurge · · Score: 5, Informative
      Er, no, your 10x is wrong.

      Most people think "an order of magnitude" is a factor of 10. This is actually wrong, and I think it is the origin of your mistake. An order of magnitude is the old naked eye astronomer estimate of the just reliably distinguishable difference in brightness of two stars. A real astronomical order of magnitude is actually the FIFTH ROOT OF 100, which is a factor of almost exactly 2.5.

      If objects differ in brightness by a factor of 2, you can easily tell which is the brightest if you can see them both together.

      The factors influencing the brightness of Mars are:

      • Its distance from the sun (inverse square law)
      • Our distance from Mars (inverse square law)
      • The portion of the illuminated surface which we see - the variation is much less than with the moon or Venus because the orbit of Mars is outside our orbit.
      I rather think this adds up to a TOTAL POSSIBLE variation in the brightness of Mars of 85:1. It will not be 85 x brighter under optimum conditions, just 85 x brighter than when it is as its dimmest. So don't expect a supernova effect.
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    4. Re:"85 times brighter"? by ErikZ · · Score: 3, Informative


      Well, that's reasonable to say that the astronomical "order of magnitude" = 2.5.

      But the reason most people think "order of magnitude" is x10 is because that's the basic definition of "order of magnitude".

      http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,,sid9_ gc i527311,00.html

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  8. NEATO by werdnattarp · · Score: 3, Informative

    Astronomy is my passion, tech and computers always second. Although planetary exploration is not my forte, I have been paying close attention to all the recent probes/satellites/additions to ISS. Seems to me space agencies are pretty good at getting stuff done even though they're one of the first budgets cut. Cassini will soon arrive at Saturn and I am anxiously awaiting the flood of images from said sattellite.

    1. Re:NEATO by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Cassini -- not to mention the Titan probe it will be dropping off. I hadn't even heard of that until the first Saturn pictures were sent back. I have trouble keeping track of the alphabet-soup of probes, but when they start sending back data, wow. One of the single strongest images I have from being a kid was the Viking shot of the Martian surface on the cover of National Geographic.

      The NASA site has some excellent images, and individual project pages for people like me who need brushing up.

      "Neat-o."

  9. mama mia... by updog · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Italian contribution to Venus Express will chiefly consist of a series of spare parts for various spacecraft components and a financial contribution.

    cool, a spacecraft with a fiat engine!

    seriously though, this article seems biased... why is focus on italy; e.g., quote "the italian problem"? doesn't that kind of thing (one nation not contributing as much as everyone else) happen all the time?

    1. Re:mama mia... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 2
      cool, a spacecraft with a fiat engine! .... why is focus on italy; e.g., quote "the italian problem"?

      Actually, I don't care if they use Fiat or Vespa, as long as they don't use their legendary charm and steal Venus... oh wait, Michelangelo already beat us to it.

      But to answer your question, yes this thing of one team member not contributing as much as everyone else happens in all teams, whether they're intra-company, inter-state or international.

      In fact, this phenomenon is so common that the equivalent "good guy" response, complaining about non-working team-mates, is also equally common.

  10. Why indeed... by T-Kir · · Score: 5, Funny

    [joke]

    Well it must be because NASA are waiting for the current schlock of Hollywood movies to wrap, so they can hire some of the biggest sound stages ;)

    [/joke]

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  11. Correction by Artifex · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, it got much closer in 1951...

    Seriously, though, I hope NASA and ESA and the Chinese and private firms have planned well in advance to take advantage of this situation.

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  12. Coincidences and coincidences by TechnoWitch · · Score: 3, Funny

    And just think, just in time for a Neanderthal's party to win in the U.S. midterm elections!

    Coincidence? I don't think so!

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  13. The Neanderthals by Liquidity · · Score: 5, Funny
    "This apparently is the first time it's been this close since the Neanderthals"

    Yeah, and look what happened to them!

    1. Re:The Neanderthals by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 2, Funny
      Who says we're all gone?

      Ooops -- that was a bit of a give away, quick agggrocck damage contol.

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  14. not all that rare, really by Xzzy · · Score: 2

    The article states that next August, when mars gets the closest to it has ever been, it will be 34.6 million miles away from earth. The article later goes on to say that in 1988, Mars went through a similar (though less extreme) event that closed the distance to earth to 36.5 million miles.

    Now I know the 2 million miles is still a huge distance when you think about it, but that's barely a 6% difference. All the numbers about the planet being 6 times larger or 85 times brighter, when you get down to it, won't be perceptible by the average joe unless he's shown two pictures pointing out the difference.

    Unless mars starts to compete with the moon for being the brightest object in the sky, who really cares beyond some numbers geek being impressed at winning a celestial lottery? ;)

    1. Re:not all that rare, really by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      1988 was 14 years ago! I don't know how rarely something has to occur to be rare, but this seems pretty rare to me. Not Halley's Comet rare, but rare enough to be a rare opportunity.

      Celestial lottery -- well, when is the next syzygy? Rare enough for ya? :) (Not terribly useful but interesting.)

      Speaking of timing, the Voyager probes were launched as a time particularly suitable for a "Grand Tour" of the solar system. Really remarkable, the way they used gravitational slingshots and careful alignment to visit all the gas giants with a small amount of fuel. I can imagine the calculations for getting to the Moon and back, but interplanetary probes -- wow.

    2. Re:not all that rare, really by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      The article states that next August, when mars gets the closest to it has ever been, it will be 34.6 million miles away from earth. The article later goes on to say that in 1988, Mars went through a similar (though less extreme) event that closed the distance to earth to 36.5 million miles.....Now I know the 2 million miles is still a huge distance when you think about it, but that's barely a 6% difference.

      Agreed. This is mostly a "numerical anomally" rather than something that is visually signficant. Close approaches happen about every 15 years or so, and most of these are probably within a few percent points of this coming distance.

      Although, it would be cool to come out side one night and see Mars close enough to find the missing Polar Lander with the naked eye :-)

      Mars is often a tough telescope target. Your eye has to be trained to see any significant detail on the disk. Otherwise it will just look like a small orange disk, roughly the size of a penny held at arms length through the scope, with maybe one or two dark but vague splotches and maybe light areas that mark one or both poles or some high clouds. A "slightly dirty pencil eraser edge on" is how I would describe the view.

      I was disappointed to see it at the city observatory at the last close approach. My little 60mm scope actually showed more detail (probably because I waited for a better time when it was higher in the sky.)

      I would suggest picking a good Saturn night if you ever go to a town observatory. Saturn, the moon, and Jupiter (in this order) make the most impressive viewing targets IMO. Mars will probably disappoint you visually. But it is cool to know you are looking at Mars, dispite the poor view.

      However, Saturn varies over time because of the ring tilt from our perspective. If you go during a year with a non-tilt, you won't see much ring detail. Similarly with the moon: it goes through phases (lighting angle), and some phases are not that great in a telescope. Jupiter is probably the only consistent object WRT appearence and appearent size. It won't shrink, darken, or tilt funny on you. Even the Sun's disk changes in activity every 11 years (if you view it through a filter and projection). Although it is true that Jupiter's red spot does fade in and out depending on the type of clouds it is next to, or if it goes behind the planet. But there is more to Big Jup than just the red spot. You can usually see 4 of its moons quite easily (as starlike specs) and at least 2 tannish cloud bands on the planet.

    3. Re:not all that rare, really by tanveer1979 · · Score: 2
      "Mars will probably disappoint you visually. But it is cool to know you are looking at Mars, dispite the poor view. "

      Not exactly. Mars disappoints very rarely. It has a distinctive red tinge. Infact when the sky is slightly hazy(due to vapour) like when all start are slightly dim, at that time mars is noticable because red light gets scattered the least. The best time is after it has rained and skys gone clear, the pollution leves are low, but water vapour content is high. Then you see the planed of war shine.

      Infact there is an interesting story. During WW2 over europe, Mars was very very visible!

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    4. Re:not all that rare, really by scharkalvin · · Score: 2

      I had built my own 6" telescope out of commerically made parts back in the 70's when mars was also at a close opporsition and well visiable. I think I was able to see the polar ice caps and some surface detail at 200X. Not too bad from NYC with a scope mounted on a home brew equatorial mount made out of pipes. I now have two 7" glass disks and hope to grind a mirror for a new scope, hope I can complete the project in time for mars in August. (If not mars will be close again in two more years, though not quite as good).

  15. perseverance by torre · · Score: 2, Funny

    You gota love Nasa's Moto... If you don't succeed the first time, spend millions more in another attempt.... :)

  16. Tour Mars by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    We can kind of imagine ourselves living on Mars -- not that it will happen anytime soon -- while Venus really is a hellhole. They've had trouble getting spaceships to withstand the pressure, never mind the temperature, and the atmosphere has lots of nasty stuff in it.

    But Mars -- we can send cute little rovers to Mars, and it's that cool color.

  17. Not much point right now... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, there's not much point in sending humans to Venus right now.

    What would humans do in orbit around Venus that can't be done from a remote station here on earth?
    "Hello Mission Control, the Venesian atmosphere is cloudy, and I cannot see a thing. I am about to launch the Venus probe with it's IR/UV/Radio-scannerthingamagig. BTW, I am still stuck in this tin can. I haven't experienced gravity in over a year, and my bones are disintigrating. The air is stale, the food is boring and I am about to go crazy."

    Before you even start thinking about sending someone to another planet, there's a zillion other things to think about first. How to build a ship, how to feed the crew, what are the long term effects of space travel, etc. We still have a ways to go. A Satellite could go there now.

    Remove satellites can do it far cheaper then a manned mission. If we're going to send humans anywhere, let send them someplace where they could acually walk.

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    1. Re:Not much point right now... by G-funk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Always with the "what are the long term effects of space travel" argument... You know the only way we'll ever know about this is to *gasp* send somebody on a long mission.... I don't know about you, but I'd be very happy to be a guinea pig for such science, and I'm damn sure there's a pile of people actually qualified to do it who feel the same way.

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  18. Two things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One, it's not that much closer than usual. It's not a big enough deal to merit immediately sending humans. (But, the two sweet Mars rovers the US is sending next year, and probes from Europe and Japan, will take advantage of the close proximity of Mars to Earth on this orbit to increase data rates slightly.)

    Second, NASA doesn't set the priorities for what it does. It doesn't have much flexibility in how it uses its budget. Its missions and expenditures are determined by Congress in each year's budget. I assure you that there are many people inside NASA who are chomping at the bit to break humans out of Earth orbit (including many very high-ranking people inside the agency). But, Congress has to unleash NASA, and fund any mandate it approves.

    I'm with you, though, man. I want Americans to have the capability to go whereever the hell we want in the Solar System. :) (I'll settle for routine travel to Mars, though. :)

    1. Re:Two things... by jc42 · · Score: 2

      I want Americans to have the capability to go whereever the hell we want in the Solar System. :)

      I think the US government's priorities are currently a bit different than that. First we gotta go to Iraq. Then there are all those other countries that just won't follow orders.

      Once we get them all in line, maybe we'll think about conquering the rest of the Solar System.

      OTOH, maybe if we could convince Dubya that we were threatened by Mars or Callistans or Titanians or whatever, he'd have troops on the way as soon as Congress rubber-stamped his request for conquest.

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  19. Popup ads everywhere! by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I hereby make a request that Slashdot should prohibit linking of any sites in a front page story which use popup or popunder ads.

    All those in favour, say "I".

    (Note to moderator: a little leeway, please)

    1. Re:Popup ads everywhere! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Popup ads everywhere!

      And they are larger than ever before since the Neanderthals walked the Earth.

    2. Re:Popup ads everywhere! by ottffssent · · Score: 2

      I hereby make a request that people who habitually complain about popup ads get off their lazy duff and *do* something about it for a change. You seeing popups is your fault, not the /. editors' and if you can't be bothered to use a browser that turns them off, you obviously don't mind them that much.

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    3. Re:Popup ads everywhere! by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2

      Use Mozilla. There is an option to remove the javascript open window function.

      I'm using Netscape 7, by the way.

      So far almost everyone has suggested that I block popups. Is that a good solution for spam as well? Just block it? Or would you rather see it obliterated?

      Why I ask that Slashdot not link to sites which use popups is to curb people sending in stories just to make money (I'm sure it's happening). Popups are also an annoyance, but that's not my main motivation for bringing up this issue.

  20. orbital mechanics by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If we're so close, then wouldn't this be an opertune time to take the next step in human exploration of space

    Actually, orbital mechanics are a bit more complicated than just being 'close'. Going to mars is not a straight-line shot, as it might seem. It involves more of a elliptical shape originating at the earth. Remeber, when you want to go to mars, you have to aim at where the planet will be in 18 months when you get there, not aim at where it is when you leave. If your in a moving car with a pumpkin and happen to be coming upon your ex's mailbox, do you throw the pumpkin at where the mailbox is when you release it, or where the mailbox will be when the pumpkin gets there.

    No, Im not a professor or anything, and no I have no links to prove my point, and Im sure a little googling would turn up a better answer, with some pretty pics too. Maybe I just watched Mechanical Universe too much as a child

    -SiliconFool
  21. Close as the neanderthals? by gnovos · · Score: 2

    I don't remember the Neanderthals being that close to us... well evolutionarily, of course, i'll give you that.

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  22. Why are we going to venus? by gnovos · · Score: 2

    You don't know? Ever read the book "Men are from mars, Women are fom Venus"? Well, let's just say it translated poorly over here in Europe... and you know what happens when you get an Italian hooked on an scheme to get a woman.

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  23. Fridge note to Martians by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you are a Martian, than this will be the best time to order Earth pizza delivery for a good while. Better get your order in now in case there is a rush.

    It will also be a good time to give back all that junk that NASA keeps crashing on your planet.

  24. Oh sure, it's just mars, RIIIIIIGHT! by Gldm · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey! That looks like a giant flaming meteor headed straight for earth!"

    "No no, that's just mars. Mars is supposed to be extra bright this year. See how red it is?"

    "Are you sure? It looks like a life-exterminating meteor to me."

    "Nope, just mars. Definately mars. Nothing to worry about here. By the way, we'll be heading off to venus for awhile."

    "Venus? Why? What's over there?"

    "Oh nothing, nothing. Incredibly boring place actually, just clouds and all. Don't worry, the earth is perfectly safe, we'll be back later."

    "Are you sure about that whole not being a meteor thing?"

    "Of course. Got to be going now, want to have a good view."

    "View?"

    "Er I meant I'll be seeing you. After I'm back... from venus.... later."

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  25. Re:Reverse Recursion? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 2
    Aren't we sending people there?!? If we're so close, then wouldn't this be an opertune time to take the next step in human exploration of space?

    I believe our reluctance to go to Mars is proof of NASA being filled with geeks. I mean, when was it last that a self-respecting geek stepped out of his geekroom?

  26. Since the Neanderthal? by surfcow · · Score: 2

    The Neanderthals went belly up about 35,000 years ago. The article says that Mars hasn't been this close in 70,000 years. Therefor, Mars hasn't been this close since *two* Neanderthals ago.

    Neanderthal: the new unit of measure.

  27. What was that flash in the sky? by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 2

    If only Orson Welles were alive to see this ;-)

  28. Neanderthals! by MrEd · · Score: 2
    *cue "2001: A Space Odyssey", 6 times louder*


    On a side note, whoever put the monolith up on the grassy knoll in Seattle on new years' 2001 has a priceless sense of humor. And they say Americans are no fun... ;)

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  29. In other news... by grahamsz · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    slashdot moderator michael actually manages correct use of a semicolon.

  30. Invasion? by codexus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This apparently is the first time it's been this close since the Neanderthals.

    So that's the best time for the martians to launch their invasion fleet?

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  31. Oh really? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nothing ever got done by taking the easy way out!
    Then how do you explain the wheel? That sure as hell is taking the easy way out.
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  32. Re:100 times further than the moon by geoswan · · Score: 2
    Mars will then be 100 times further than the moon from our planet. The moon is about 350,000 miles from earth, and mars will be about 35 million. It took about 3 days to get to the moon, on the Apollo 8 Mission.

    This means it would take about 300 days to get to Mars, one way (assuming similar rates of travel). I guess you could use more fuel in the beginning to get a higher inital velocity and maybe cut that time down.

    Woah cowboy!

    If you are using a traditional rocket, not a Star Trek warp drive, the route from Earth to Mars is not a straight line.

    Draw two concentric circles on a piece of paper, representing the orbits of the Earth and Mars. Now imagine an ellipse, with one foci the same as the focus of the two concentric circles. If you adjust the size of that ellipse so that it is tangent to the inner circle at one end, and tangent to the outer circle at the other end, I believe that ellipse would represent the minimum fuel path to Mars orbit.

    If you follow this route you won't travel 35 million miles, you will travel something like a bit more than 300 million miles. How long will it take? There are 365 days in an Earth year, and IIRC about 650 Earth days in a Martian year. An object following that elliptical route from the Earth's orbit to Mars's orbit would take something like 500 days to complete its own orbit around the Sun. So about 250 days, which is close to your guess, but only coincidentally.

    Of course arriving at Mars orbit isn't enough. You have to schedule your launch from the Earth so you arrive there at the point where you are tangent to Mars's orbit when Mars is at that point in its orbit.

    This is further complicated by the orbit of the Earth and Mars not being circular. They are ellipses too. The Earth's distance from the Sun varies by 2 or 3 percent throughout the year. I don't know whether the bulges in their respective orbits are close to one another, or on opposite sides of their orbits.

    250 days? So if the bulges in orbits lined up, your ideal launch window would be when the Earth was at its farthest distance from the sun, and Mars was 250 days away from its closest distance from the Sun. The probe should arrive not when we are at our closest approach to Mars, but when the Earth has travelled about 60 degrees past the point where Mars meets the probe -- about 100 million miles.

    If the bulges don't line up, it gets even more complicated. Which orbit is less circular matters. And the greater gravitational attraction the probe will experience when it is closer to the Sun also plays a factor.

  33. Close is bad by roystgnr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you want to send people on the most fuel-efficient path to Mars possible (which is almost necessary just to get them there at all, unless you're using a rocket better than anything we've ever built), you use a Hohmann transfer orbit, an ellipse which is tangent to the inner circular orbit (Earth's) at one end and to the outer orbit (Mars') at the other end. Even with a nuclear or better propulsion system, you wouldn't just point the rocket towards Mars and fire, you'd take advantage of your existing velocity in Earth's orbit to cut a sort of diagonal path between the two.

    Either way, an extra-close approach of Mars wouldn't cut very much time off the trip.

    They've become so addicted to safe, academic research in orbit or from afar that they've forgotten how to take that leap into the unknown which was (in my opinion) what made the early space program (Murcury, Gemini, and Apollo) truly great.

    Although I agree that NASA isn't what it used to be, I think you're missing the most important difference between 1960s' NASA and today's NASA: funding with blank checks.

  34. Look out! Mars, bringer of war is coming! by Whammy666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see, Mars (God of war) is due to make its closest approach within a year and Bush is determined to start a war in the middle east also within a year. Coincidence? Maybe we should rethink this astrology thing.

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  35. No. by Flamerule · · Score: 2

    Submitters think up the titles; Michael had nothing to do with it.

  36. Re:Mars: The God of War. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2

    How does a post get modded overrated as the first mod?? Why are people with mod points so willing to mod down but not up?

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  37. For the love of God no .... by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 2

    This apparently is the first time it's been this close since the Neanderthals.

    Now they can come back again ... And we will be the Neanderthals this time ...

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  38. Women are from Venus by codeButcher · · Score: 2

    Good enough reason to send a mission there....

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