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Microsoft Responds to Leaked Memo

AbbeyRoad writes "CNN, has a story on Microsoft's response the internal memo previous leaked: "Microsoft believes many of its efforts to market its products against Linux and open source are backfiring, according to a memo posted on the Internet. ... Microsoft declined to comment on the authenticity of the memo, and did not answer when asked if it believes its marketing against Linux and open source has been effective. ... Microsoft spokesman Jon Murchinson said: ''The document in question seems to suggest that the basis for evaluating products has been long-term customer value, and that's something we agree with. I think our marketing is geared toward that issue, toward long-term customer value.'' ""

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  1. And... by inerte · · Score: 5, Funny

    long-term customer value

    With the new licenses, the value increases every upgrade!

  2. What the hell... by hermescom · · Score: 5, Funny
    "This interview is over," concluded the irate MS representative after numerous agressive questions.

    "I will see you back here next year, for a debate on our Halloween VIII memo, now in development." he proceeded to add.

    Sources indicate that next year's halloween memo will require 20Gig for a full install, but will be available as a "web-service" for a small subscription fee.

    1. Re:What the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't forget about Haloween VII memo SP1

  3. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft would be sent to gulag.

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  4. Another memo leaked by zuggy · · Score: 2, Funny

    And this is the company considering charging extra for security?

    or is that long term customer security?

  5. If only.... by Salden · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...they had released Palladium sooner. That way, they could have kept the memo from being leaked in the first place.

    I wonder how Palladium is supposed to stop cut-n-paste though...

    1. Re:If only.... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cut & Past will be a licensed web service through M$. For $0.25 (US)
      you can cut text. The text will then be sent to an M$ server where it
      will be "scanned" for correctness and inappropriate words (such as Linux)
      will be removed. From there the "corrected" text will be sent back to your
      PC where you can paste it for $0.25 (US).

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  6. meanwhile at campaign HQ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    gates: so, that Switch thing misfired?... how did they figure it out?

    PRguy_In_cape: dunno boss, looks like we shouldnt be using clip art.

    gates: damn, we need something out to get us into slashdot again...

    PRguy_IN_cape: should i release that internal memo?

    gates: i love slashdot.

  7. Maybe they'd have better luck in NYC by Gefiltefish11 · · Score: 4, Funny


    Maybe Microsoft would have better luck in their campaign against Linux if they systematically vandalized the whole of NYC with Pro-MS/Anti-Linux stickers.

    They've never that before, right? It's bound to work and probably won't cost them more than $50 or $60 in fines.

  8. Where's the Source? by realratso · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone else find it funny that Raymond won't release the source for this internal memo?

    1. Re:Where's the Source? by realratso · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ironic. Raymond is closed-source.

  9. s/marketing/products/G by coene · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I think our marketing is geared toward that issue, toward long-term customer value."

    Now if only their PRODUCTS were geared towards long-term customer value, maybe they would be having more success.

  10. Is it my impression by motox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or these "memos" leak a bit too easily ? Almost sounds like part of Microsoft tactic :)

  11. Re:Agent Smith by bpfinn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Agent Balmer: "You know what I can't stand about Open Source.... it's the smell!"

  12. Cynic! by MacAndrew · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not saying you're wrong. But they'd increase the page hits a lot more by drifting into sex topics ... maybe. It'd be nice if little incremental stories like this were posted without opportunity for comment.

    But, hey, it's not like rehashing the same arguments for 1001th time is a statistically significant increase from 1000, right?

    Can we start a long-overdue thread on "which OS, on which platform, is best?"

  13. Re:Quick, one more evil Bill by russellh · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, that's what billg really looks like ever since the pie incident... notice he looks a bit fatter in recent years - that's the makeup fx covering it all up.

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  14. Re:Microsoft better be concerned by kalidasa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually, Microsoft does produce a quality product, despite what the Linux-obsessed masses seem to think.

    Linux-obsessed masses? What planet is this on? On my planet, Earth, nobody knows about Linux except a bunch of long-haired badly shaven socially-inept geeks (self included).

  15. holloween non-disclosure: by simpl3x · · Score: 2, Funny

    by reading our strategy against open source software you, the developer, agree to not use gpl'ed tools against the beast, 'er microsoft, inc.

  16. Needs a Tuneup by Shamanin · · Score: 3, Funny

    I find it rather ironic that this message thread in my browser just happens to have an advertisement for Microsoft Studio .NET

    There goes their marketing against Linux back-firing again.

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  17. Re:Microsoft better be concerned by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) 3rd party programs leave behind files after uninstallation or overwrite files needed by the OS.

    and this doesn't strike you as an operating system problem?

    You really need to get out more...

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  18. Re:Microsoft better be concerned by Rooktoven · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, Microsoft does produce a quality product

    True, but you can't run a server or a decent desktop with just an intellimouse...

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