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The World's Largest Scavenger Hunt

illuminatedwax writes "Every spring, University of Chicago students attempt to cast off their bookish tendencies and hold the world's largest scavenger hunt. Now, the event has been filmed by the student film group, Fire Escape, as a documentary, and is being sold on DVD and VHS from Periphrastic Films. The film follows the various teams and their effort to procure the off-the-wall 300+ items. For those who haven't heard of the University of Chicago Scav Hunt, its biggest claim to fame is from the 1999 hunt, when students built a working breeder reactor. Items during the 2002 Scav Hunt featured in the film include "Passports stamped by all three axes of evil", building "terrorist base camps" on the University quads, and students competing in a game show-style contest, featuring a DDR contest, and trivia like "Digits of Pi" and "Taylor Series." The Scav Hunt lists can be found here, and the 2002 list here."

198 comments

  1. Some interesting items... by airrage · · Score: 5, Funny

    221. Slick looking Linux Interface
    222. A secure Windows Web Server
    223. A geek with a girlfriend
    224. A slashdot firstpost

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    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
    1. Re:Some interesting items... by MattCohn.com · · Score: 1

      239. Tell 'em Penn says hi. [4 points]

      I see that they arn't too gone to have a bit o' fun with the list.

    2. Re:Some interesting items... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      225. ????
      226. Profit

      Oh wait, those are from the venture capital scavenger hunt.

    3. Re:Some interesting items... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2
      221. Slick looking Linux Interface
      222. A secure Windows Web Server
      223. A geek with a girlfriend
      224. A slashdot firstpost


      I found a more interesting one:

      279. A print-out of a Slashdot home-page free of any flamebait MS stories.
    4. Re:Some interesting items... by caternater · · Score: 1

      And don't forget... 225. Alan Ralsky's home computer 226. A beta copy of Duke Nukem Forever

  2. lol... by pr0c · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hahaha Great stuff "Take a lap around the block in Greektown with your brand new ``Red Wings Suck, Yzerman Swallows'' t-shirt. Lettering should be in clearly legible bold letters at least 4" in height. [78 points]" "Stand on top of the big JEEP with your top down. [23 points]" We should all wait around and see which way the women interperate that :)

    1. Re:lol... by wdr1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Probably wouldn't be quite what you would expect it to be there. Fraternies at the U of C are... well, still at the U of C.

      Not that that's bad. It's just instead instead of sitting up drinking until 4 am talking about Red Wings, etc., we'd stay up drinking until 4am talking about if Socrates had a death wish at his trial, and how closely Calvin & Hobbes represented their respective namesakes, 17th century philosphers, John Calvin & Thomas Hobbes.

      I should know: I was item #153 (complete with flock of sheep) for the 1993 Hunt. Got us (Snell-Hitchcock) 165 points, the win, & my picture in the Chicago Sun-Times. :-)

      (Of course, I was glad my mother couldn't make out what exactly the picture was supposed to be off or what was going on.)

      -Bill

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      SlashSig Karma: Excellent (mostly affected by moderatio
    2. Re:lol... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Stand on top of the big JEEP with your top down. [23 points]"

      Or someone who fails to recognize that the jeep can be stationary when they stand on top...

      -cmh

    3. Re:lol... by coryboehne · · Score: 2

      LOL, dressing as a shepard and herding sheep is bad enough(BTW: Where the hell did you get the sheep?), but what I want to know is wether or not you were holding a copy of Clinton's proposed budget and grinning!

    4. Re:lol... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi Bill!!!

      It's disturbing to realize you know someone posting on Slashdot. Of course, it's disturbing to participate in the ScavHunt tradition as well.

      Someone around from those days (and these as well).

  3. Scav Hunt!! by jonny-mt · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wow, something about my school! Nice :) In case you don't know, Chicago can get a bit depressing in the Winter. The University does a bit to alleviate that, including giving us a day off in the middle of Winter quarter. Well, if Winter is depressing, then Spring is freedom. It gets warm, you take easy classes...it starts to feel like a real college. Scav Hunt is basically a four-day long party. You stay up late, skip classes, wine and dine the judges, throw a massive party in the middle of the quad, and go on cross-country trips. I think this film is a great treatment of a really unique experience, something you can only really do at University of Chicago.

    1. Re:Scav Hunt!! by djmitche · · Score: 5, Informative

      Scavhunt has also included successful procurement of such fantastic items as a fully-suited hazmat team, live elephants, weapons-grade uranium (before The War On Terror(tm) started; IIRC it was made from the insides of flourescent light bulbs), and such trivialities as goldfish consumed alive, survivor islands on the quads, etc.

      For a campus that prides itself of being bookish, and where Kant and Freud are a discussion topic at every party, scavhunt is a chance to get out in the bitter cold of Chicago and be, well, flamboyantly bookish :-)

    2. Re:Scav Hunt!! by fhqwhgads · · Score: 4, Funny

      ScavHunt can be a little detrimental, though. I was actually in the film, apparently dressed up as a Chaotic Evil Half-Elf Ranger. What's not on film is that immediately prior to that I was taking my Organic Chemistry midterm. Now, I don't know about many of the other participants, but since the list of items was released the previous night, I was up reading the list, instead of studying for my exam. And I'm a Chemistry major. So that kinda hurt my grade. But I can say with a decent amount of confidence that I am the only person to have ever taken an Organic Chemistry exam dressed as an elf, with cardboard ears, and with a sword by my side.

    3. Re:Scav Hunt!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before someone mispresents, it should also be pointed out that, at least when I was there, a lot of students, probably the majority, do not participate in this "party". The ones that do tend to do the scavenger hunt list rather feverishly.

      Primary reason for not participating--it's not easy having a four-day long party (usually longer) while studies are still ongoing. Those ever few days off are usually "scramble like mad to catch up on coursework since you slept in by mistake for 2 hours during the first week of the quarter and ever since have been playing catchup" (and I don't recall them ever coinciding with days the hunt takes place).

      btw, there is no life after the U of Chicago. Don't let anyone fool you by telling you that, lighting your hopes that there is life from where "hell does freeze over." There isn't. You will never escape. And if you think you have, such thoughts are an excellent indication that you are delusional. Go get treated. Now.

    4. Re:Scav Hunt!! by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...And that's just one of the 1001 excuses you'll find in our new book, 1001 Excuses for a Lousy GPA!

      1001 Excuses for a Lousy GPA is perfect for job interviews, college and grad school applications, and report-card chats with the parents. Order yours TODAY!

    5. Re:Scav Hunt!! by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention how the one day of vacation in Winter quarter is affectionately called "Suicide Prevention Day" by us students/alum. After all, UofC (or have they completely the trasition to being referred to as "Chicago" yet?) had the second highest suicide rate in private universities when I was there.

      I was an item in a scav hunt one year -- the list called for a "blinking Jesus", so they dressed me up in a robe, I let my hair down, and blinked at the judge. Full points :) Although I think it was definately overstaged when John Whitmer and all the others who dared to chug a can of cold creamed corn started spewing all over Ida Noyes...

      --
      Punctanym: alternate spelling of words using punctuation or numerals in place of some or all of its letters; see 'leet'
  4. sounds like... by danratherfan · · Score: 1

    ... more fun than finals.

    You'd think UC students would be too busy to play DDR, or is that hope? It seems no campus is safe from this geeky scourge.

    1. Re:sounds like... by dsavitsk · · Score: 1

      UC is in California. We at Chicago go to U of C.

  5. Huh? by bravehamster · · Score: 5, Funny
    It took me about 5 minutes to figure out that DDR == Dance Dance Revolutions, not DDR == Double Data Rate. I was trying to figure out how you had a DDR contest. Compare bandwidths, access rates and error checking? Let the man with the best CAS 2 Corsair win? Please tell me I'm not the only one.

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    ---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
    1. Re:Huh? by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2

      sorry about it, but you ARE the weakest link....etc. etc.

    2. Re:Huh? by xTown · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one.

    3. Re:Huh? by jratcliffe · · Score: 2

      You're not the only one, but that doesn't make it any less sad. We didn't think of doing something geeky (Dance Dance Revolution contest) because we were thinking about something far geekier.

    4. Re:Huh? by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

      It took me about 5 minutes to figure out that DDR == Dance Dance Revolutions

      It took me a second too. I guess I'm just too old, but to me DDR still means the Deutsche Demokratische Republik, i.e., Communist East Germany.

    5. Re:Huh? by Randolpho · · Score: 1

      I'm not the only one.

      --
      "Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised."
      -Marilyn Manson
    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I guess I lose because I didn't figure it out until after reading your comment. I assumed they did have some sort of contest with RAM :-)

    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I though it meant Deutsche Demokratische Republik!

    8. Re:Huh? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Why in the world did East Germany have the word "democratic" in its official name? Isn't North Korea called the Democratic Republic of Korea? Makes no sense to me. Anyone know why a dictatorships and a puppet government would think they're democratic?

      Yes, it's offtopic from the main story. It's on topic from the parent post. Mod me down if you're a cock.

      -B

    9. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      God DAMN it!!! What the hell is wrong with you? Shut yur trap! Don't give them any ideas!!

      The breeder reactor was bad enough. I don't need to hear about some students from my alma mater dragging some surplus CO2 tanks and extra -80 degree freezers out of Cummings, then hooking up with some physic grad student over at Fermi to borrow some whacked big ass heat sinks or, worse, getting persuaded that, yes, laser cooling is achievable today and, oh, you need to borrow some of these, uhh, extra strong capacitors we just happen to have....sheesh.

      When folks do the scav hunt, they just don't hunt. They also tend to go insane on certain items of the list. There are reasons we don't have an engineering school. One may just be that we can keep the school.*

      [*Yes, I know of the actual reason(s).]

    10. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to their definition of democracy they're democratic.
      But: There's NO democratic state in this world according to a proper definition like Cicero's.

    11. Re:Huh? by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why in the world did East Germany have the word "democratic" in its official name? Isn't North Korea called the Democratic Republic of Korea? Makes no sense to me. Anyone know why a dictatorships and a puppet government would think they're democratic?

      It's old-line Communist terminology. They consider(ed) themselves "democratic" because Communism is a "dictatorship of the proletariat".

      The tip-off is the formula "Democratic Republic", sometimes prefixed with "Peoples": "Peoples Democratic Republic of [Region, Language Group, State Name]. This is a standard Communist namiong convention. Where it originated, I'm not sure.

      It's meant also, I think, to pointedly imply that they're the "opposite" of "fascists", another term with a lot of baggage attached. Communists (Soviets and their fellow travellers worldwide, especially Comintern) used "Fascist" as a broad brush with which to stain any rightist opponents, from actual Fascists (Nazis, Falangists, etc.) to moderates.

      Communist terminology can be fascinating. Words and phrases acquired specific connotations, and so indicated to Communist Party members what their opinion should be, without the embarrasement of having to inquire what the current Party line was. Examples include "[rootless] cosmopolitan", a code-word for "Jewish", "social-fascist" for a moderate leftist, "internationalism" for doing what the Sovets wanted, the self-explanatory "enemy of the people", and the Chinese, not Soviet, but always fun "running dog".

      See http://www.cyberussr.com/rus/insults.html#rootless for a longer list.

      Terminology used by Communists also tended to move in lock-step, because Communist parties worldwide in the twentieth century tended to be regimented and tighly controlled, ultimately by Comintern and the USSR.

      This was espcially important in the 1930s through '50s, as Soviet (and thus worldwide Communist) policy went through dizzyingly swift changes over the course of Stalin's purges, the Hitler-Stalin pact, Hitler's invasion of Russia, and then the Cold War.

      A good (and suprising, to me) example of the swift policy changes is evident on the Pete Seeger's CD "Pioneer of Folk". The CD, released in 1999, is a compilation of Seeger's songs of the early 1940s, and opens with "Round And Round Hitler's Grave", in which the singer strongly advocates fighting Germany. But halfway through the CD are the songs "Washington Breakdown", and "C for Conscription" in which Seeger roundly criticizes Franklin Roosevelt for wanting to engage the US in the European war. Sandwiched in between these two songs is "Dear Mr. President", in which Seeger reads an open letter to Rooselvelt, acknowledging to past differences, enumerating a number of progressive issues Seeger feels need addressing, but asserting that Hitler won't solve anybody's problems. In the meantime, of course, Hitler had abrogated his pact with Stalin and invaded Russia, and Communist policy had reversed itself.

    12. Re:Huh? by jabbadeznuts · · Score: 1

      DU DUMMKOPF!!! Du hast nicht gewissen dass die Deutsche Demokratik Republik ist auch der DDR. Mench.....

      (YOU DUMMY!! You didn't know that 'German Democratic Republic' is also the DDR. Man...)

  6. Reality TV? by zomB1kenoB · · Score: 0

    Couldn't they have made A LOT more money by selling the video to one of the networks to for yet another reality tv show? Or is it not about the money, but sharing the fun?

    --
    What Would Satan Do?
    1. Re:Reality TV? by Chuckaluphagus · · Score: 1

      It's not really about the money. A lot of money for the film came out of pocket, and they're trying to recoup as much as they can. No one is expecting to get rich off of this, trust me. We just hope people enjoy it.

  7. I thoght the California Condor... by Bakafish · · Score: 1

    was an endangered species. How come they are hunting them?

    1. Re:I thoght the California Condor... by Randolpho · · Score: 1

      Impossible-to-find items are the point, methinks. Or finding imaginative ways to satisfy the request. For example... perhaps merely a picture of a Condor would suffice?

      --
      "Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised."
      -Marilyn Manson
    2. Re:I thoght the California Condor... by Bakafish · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was an attempt at humor "Worlds Largest Scavanger"... That would be the California Condor, by wingspan anyway.

    3. Re:I thoght the California Condor... by tigertigr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, this is the first time ever that a joke was actually funnier after it was explained.

    4. Re:I thoght the California Condor... by (nil) · · Score: 1
      Shouldn't be impossible. They're the current world champs, you know.

      -(())

    5. Re:I thoght the California Condor... by Randolpho · · Score: 1

      Doh! Not payin attention...

      --
      "Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised."
      -Marilyn Manson
  8. What do you win? by dagg · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I looked everywhere to try to figure out what you win. The best I could find is this in a PDF doc:

    11. Prizes. Prizes are money. And a trophy, apparently.

    So I wonder how much money?
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    Sex - Find It
    1. Re:What do you win? by Remik · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a negligable amount. About $500 for first place, which is at most 1/5th of the teams funds spent on the competition.

      I was involved in the making of the Periphrastic film 'The Hunt' as a camera man and assistant. I must say it was the most fun I've had outside competition in the Hunt itself.

      -R

    2. Re:What do you win? by Captn+Pepe · · Score: 3
      It's a negligable amount. About $500 for first place, which is at most 1/5th of the teams funds spent on the competition.

      Not so, my friend! Dare you slander the mighty F.I.S.T.* so? We took fourth place, which came with an (I think, payout still pending AFAIK) $150 prize. Whatever it was, we got together after the film screening and decided that the prize money came out to about half of our total budget. Goes to show what real dumpster-diving legwork can get you.

      *F.I.S.T. = The Lush Puppies Mk. II: Federation of Independent Scavhunt Teams. Basically we decided that the little five-person teams that never stood a chance against the big dorms were being oppressed, so rather than be Borged by the big guys, we banded together to form a team of our own. I think our best moment (sadly not caught on the film) was after judging and cleanup finished, some of the FIST headed out behind Ida Noyes to dumpster dive the other teams' scraps for use next year.

      --

      Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
    3. Re:What do you win? by Remik · · Score: 1

      I would never slander F.I.S.T. I know you guys did an amazing job, and made for terrific film subjects at the same time. I was just saying that the team that won must have spent atleast 2 grand.

      Sorry for the confusion,
      -R

    4. Re:What do you win? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, the money came out sometime last week.

    5. Re:What do you win? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In truth, the team that won the hunt (from the new Max Palevsky dorm) was financed largely by a grant from Max Palevsky....I wouldn't be surprised to learn that they came out of the hunt in the black.

    6. Re:What do you win? by F33NX · · Score: 1

      Au contraire. My team, phoenix rising, spent about 1200 dollars. most of which we fundraised with blood, sweat, and tears over the span of the year. some of which came out of our own pockets. some teams are great at dumpster diving, others are great at getting corporate sponsorship. we had some help from Fox News Chicago, they lent us video cameras in exchange for following us around for 3 days (which got annoying as anyone can guess, plus they showed footage during their special that almost got some of us in a lot of trouble). we used what we had to the best of our abilities. but no matter what amount of money you have to spend, the greatest asset to a team is a bunch of rabid Hunters who will do anything to score a win for their team.

      vive le hunt!

      --
      "Though my soul may set in darkness, it shall rise in perfect light. I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of
  9. How to join this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I go to university of chicago but I have no idea how to join this. Is it just for students or what are the rules?

    1. Re:How to join this? by Chuckaluphagus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just find a team. There are usually meetings starting in the beginning of May, the locations and times for which are posted, and everyone(including non-students) is welcome. Most teams are associated with a specific dorm, but F.I.S.T.(Federation of Independent ScavHunt Teams) is a successful loose coalition.

    2. Re:How to join this? by Captn+Pepe · · Score: 2

      Anybody who wants, can play. And plenty of people who didn't necessarily want, also wind up playing. :-) If you have special talents, cool tools, or unusual friends, there's a good chance that you will be found and recruited.

      If you live in a dorm, your choice of team will probably be quite clear; look for signs going up in late spring as to meeting places for planning powwows and the like.

      If you want to have more fun, and avoid the regimentation of the big dorms, check out the Federation of Independent Scavhunt Teams (F.I.S.T. for really short, our full name is currently running towards a paragraph.) Our philosophy is, let's have major fun, as cheaply as possible, and devote ourselves religiously to what we consider one of the greatest games ever invented for four days. We're looking to start recruiting new talent sometime shortly after winter break, so keep your eyes open.

      We're also probably the most geographically diverse team: all over campus, of course, but we've even got some hardcore players who drive in from other states.

      --

      Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
    3. Re:How to join this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I went to UofC each house in the dorms had their own team...

      MONSTERS OF FLINT OWN YOU!!

  10. Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So umm, any one team get the Nuclear Reactor AND passports with stamps from the 3 "Axis of Evil" nations?

    yea yeah, two different hunts i know, but still!

    1. Re:Scary by Remik · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, the nuclear breeder reactor was working before the judges made the team disassemble it. It was built on the steps of one of the University's main classroom buildings by the members of 'Matthews House' team in the Spring '99.

      The people involved were physics majors, working in jobs with access to nuclear material.

    2. Re:Scary by Shamanin · · Score: 2

      "The people involved were physics majors, working in jobs with access to nuclear material." ...seems to be a sort of unfair advantage. Hmmm. Unless the other contestants were (get ready for gratuitous plug) slashdot readers.

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      come on fhqwhgads
    3. Re:Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Forget the $500 prize.

      If you build the nuclear reactor, and have a passport with stamps from all three "Axis of Evil" nations, and can show that you didn't get your nuclear material in the U.S. or in Russia, you get a Congressional medal. (Medal subject to non-refundable deposit of material.)

      Saddam: "What happened to my enriched uranium? I could SWEAR I left it here not one month ago."

      Flunky: "Your Excellency, about those University students..."

    4. Re:Scary by Wampus+Aurelius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, building a working nuclear reactor isn't so hard. All you need is nuclear material, a big tank of water (a dump truck is probably a big enough container), and some sort of stand to put the nuclear material on inside the water. If the water gets surprisingly warm, you've done it.

  11. Axis of Evil Passport Stamps by Landaras · · Score: 5, Funny

    That really doesn't sound that tough. How difficult is it to fly to...
    • One)
      1330 Connecticut Avenue N.W., Suite 300
      Washington, D.C. 20036

    • Two)
      15503 Ventura Blvd.
      Encino, California 91436

      and

    • Three)
      One Microsoft Way
      Redmond, WA 98052-6399
    Oh, wait. They must be referencing the President's State of the Union address. My bad...

    1. Re:Axis of Evil Passport Stamps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you presented a passport stamped by Microsoft, RIAA and MPAA, the judges would probably accept it. Part of the idea of Scav Hunt is creative solutions to difficult (and sometimes seemingly impossible) items.

  12. Reactor by Gutboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    when students built a working breeder reactor.

    According to the article, they build a "working nuclear reactor", an fairly easy task if you know how, not a "working breeder reactor", a very complicated task requiring multi-million dollar processing plants and weapons grade plutonium.

    1. Re:Reactor by FreeLinux · · Score: 2

      So, could you tell me where I might be able to get the supplies for a "working nuclear reactor", an fairly easy task if you know how.

      Seems to me that the level of difficulty is about the same.

    2. Re:Reactor by Helpadingoatemybaby · · Score: 5, Funny
      Oh fantastic, you tell me that after . Now what do I do with this dang breeder reactor in my dorm room!!

      I already got in trouble for the coffee mug hotplate.

      --

      The baby's fine -- please stop sending business cards.

    3. Re:Reactor by Remik · · Score: 3, Informative

      To the best of my recollection, the reactor used fisile material to create radioactive isotopes which could be used for medical purposes. Thus, in a loose sense of the term, it was a breeder reactor.

    4. Re:Reactor by Gutboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Several universities have uranium used for physics, chemistry, and nuclear engineering purposes. When I went to school, we could obtain samples for use (I majored in Nuclear Engineering). Get weapons grade plutonium was a different matter.

    5. Re:Reactor by fhqwhgads · · Score: 1

      More info in the previous Slashdot story at http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/05/20/132025 6&mode=thread&tid=134. As far as I've heard, their Resident Masters had connections with the physics department. The BJ team has always been a little nutso like that. But it's better than being kinda sucky, like the Shoreland team (mine).

    6. Re:Reactor by fhqwhgads · · Score: 2, Informative

      Damn, I lose coolness points.

      Students Build Reactor For Scavenger Hunt

    7. Re:Reactor by bobol6 · · Score: 1

      I've heard, their Resident Masters had connections with the physics department. The BJ team has always been a little nutso like that.

      This is pure bullshit. I was a member of the team which built the reactor. First off, the team was the Mathews House Team; we were not part of the BJ team. Second, the resident masters at the time were a classics professor (Chris Faerone) & his wife (Susan). They had no connections at all with the physics department. Nor did the resident heads in Mathews House; Kathy Christofferson taught in Little Red School House. Her husband is a carpenter.

      Fred & Justin got the idea for their reactor design while guzzling coffee in the dining hall Friday morning, spent the day gathering materials, and assembled it in the wee hours of Saturday. They did this with no help from anyone. Most of the materials they used they found in various corners of their double.

    8. Re:Reactor by Captn+Pepe · · Score: 5, Informative

      This story comes up every so often, and is met with the same incredulity. I was there, on the team that built the reactor, so take it from me when I say that we did it. (Well, not so much we, as Fred and Justin did it with their mighty ninja atomic physicist powers; I was a first-year at the time, so my major contribution there was listening to them explain the scheme at breakfast.)

      The fact is, a breeder reactor is just anything that is making plutonium, at least as far as the judges were concerned. So they made plutonium, by irradiating thorium from lantern mantles with a source they "borrowed" from the student labs. The tricky part was convincing the physics department to lend them a $20K proportional counter so they could detect the relaxation photons and thus prove plutonium production. After 36 hours of running they had a few hundred events that we figured corresponded to a total yield of 100K atoms or so.

      Yes, purification would have been harder. No, we're not actually sure what eventually happened to the reactor.

      --

      Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
    9. Re:Reactor by fhqwhgads · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, man. I knew that it was Mathews house, not BJ - I just forgot about that. As to the Physics dept thing, hey - rumors fly. I've also heard that they dismantled part of a smoke detector and used the americium there to make the reactor. I guess I shouldn't be writing this speculation and vague rumors I've heard, but this is Slashdot - what better place for them?

      As a side note, ScavHunt has been one of those things to which the history has fallen into the realm of legend. I haven't seen the movie, so I can't tell whether or not it touches on the history, but as far as I know, there isn't a ScavHunt history text or anything where the facts can be double-checked. If there is, though, I would be really really interested in seeing it or learning about it.

    10. Re:Reactor by funkbrain · · Score: 1

      Knowing Fred, the idea was most likely hatched whilst guzzling beer, not coffee.

    11. Re:Reactor by Remik · · Score: 2

      The creator of ScavHunt, who still works at the U of C hospitals, does make several appearances in the film.

      Also, at this year's event there were a total of almost 10 past head judges and head judges emeritus. Footage of them reminiscing is about as close to a 'History of ScavHunt' text as we're going to get.

      -R

    12. Re:Reactor by bobol6 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, man. I knew that it was Mathews house, not BJ - I just forgot about that. As to the Physics dept thing, hey - rumors fly. I've also heard that they dismantled part of a smoke detector and used the americium there to make the reactor. I guess I shouldn't be writing this speculation and vague rumors I've heard, but this is Slashdot - what better place for them?

      Yeah, it's amazing how fast history turns into legend. :) So, just for the record: Here's how they made the reactor. They took an alpha source (which IIRC was lying around in a plastic baggie on their combination workbench/wetbar), bombarded some beryllium with the alphas, got neutrons. Pass neutron stream through graphite to thermalize them. Then bombard thorium with thermal neutrons, and detect characteristic decay photons with a PMT & a pulse height analyzer. The americium probably came into the story because they once remarked on uchi.general that there was more radiation coming out of smoke detectors than there was coming off their reactor.
    13. Re:Reactor by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2

      Uh...no.

      A breeder reactor produces plutonium. That's all that's required.

      A commercial breeder reactor fissions U-235, just like ordinary PWRs. But surrounding the core is a blanket of non-chain-reaction-sustaining U-238. The U-238 captures the thermal neutrons coming from the U-235 fission reaction, and transmutes to Pu-239, which is also usable as fission fuel.

    14. Re:Reactor by Gutboy · · Score: 1

      A breeder reactor produces plutonium.

      Actually, it produces fuel. Plutonium is just one form a fuel that can be produced. It is the most common one since we have a large suply of U-238 laying around, not doing anything useful. Technically, if it isn't producing a fuel you can use to continue your reaction, it really isn't a breeder reactor.

  13. Royko's Socks by nightsweat · · Score: 5, Informative
    For years and years, we put columnist Mike Royko's socks on the list. He had moved from the Sun-Times to the Tribune and done a commercial that ran something like -

    "So, Mike, now that you're at the Tribune have you changed anything?"
    "Only my socks."

    The year they ran this commercial we put his socks on the list, figuring it was a good gag for one year. Royko, however, was really mean to the first group to ask him for his socks and printed a column berating the Scavenger Hunt and the U of C.

    That's all it took. Pretty much until he died, Mike Royko's socks were on the list, guaranteeing he'd be bothered by geeks every year.

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    the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
    1. Re:Royko's Socks by PD · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just because Mr. Royko is dead isn't a reason to take his socks off the list. Presumably, he was buried with some.

    2. Re:Royko's Socks by nightsweat · · Score: 2

      Certainly the point value should be revised upwards...

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  14. Re:NYT link, arghhh! by stevezero · · Score: 1

    Gee, and people jump on me for putting up bad links.. Nice rotten.com picture.

  15. What's with all the Chenguin stuff? by casio282 · · Score: 2
    I wonder what the apparent obsession with the Chenguin pantheon is all about...To those who aren't in the know, that would include Chenguin, Chunk, Chove, and Chixson. More info can be found here:

    Chenguin site

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    1. Re:What's with all the Chenguin stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      every year there's a new obsession. In 2000 it was Thomas Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow" and one of the big-point items was a rocket.

    2. Re:What's with all the Chenguin stuff? by Remik · · Score: 2

      It's the 'Road Trip Theme'...there's one every year, afaik. There's also a theme song.

      Recent Theme Songs:

      1998 Weather Girls, "It's Raining Men"

      1999 Vengaboys, "We Like to Party"

      2000 Positive K, "I Gotta Man"

      2001 The Charlie Daniels Band, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

      2002 Andrew W.K., "Party Hard"

    3. Re:What's with all the Chenguin stuff? by Scavenczar · · Score: 1

      Just a little trivia: If you look closely at the 2002 list you will see far too many themes: 1. Wet Hot American Summer 2. chenguin et al 3. Andrew W.K. 4. The terrorists who, in many ways, have already won... We just couldn't settle on one, so we went overboard. Actually going overboard would be another theme for last year. eesh MK

  16. "students built a working breeder reactor" by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 5, Funny

    DUde. WHat the hell happend to stealing street signs. Shouldnt this be one of the primary signs that a scavenger hunt needs to be toned down?

    150. a rubber duck
    151. a watermellon
    152. a hommemade nuclear reactor
    153. a sample of the china syndrome in progress
    154. george bush

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    1. Re:"students built a working breeder reactor" by Thatmushroom · · Score: 1
      Don't worry, they've still got that too.
      310. The Buick City has become the Hard Rock city... Hard Crack Rock, that is. Prove it by bringing us back a ``Warning: Illegal Drug Area,'' sign: you know, the green ones with the white syringes on the front. And don't piss off the Manley men. [44 points]
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  17. How do you play 'Pop Goes the Weasel' by Spruce+Moose · · Score: 1

    on a TiVO remote?

    1. Re:How do you play 'Pop Goes the Weasel' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i volunteer to squeeze somebody's remote with my buttcheeks until something pops :D

  18. Casting off their bookish tendencies? by Macrobat · · Score: 2
    Only someone with "bookish tendencies" would think of/participate in the world's largest scavenger hunt. And sell DVDs under the name "Periphrastic Films."

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  19. NY Times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone care to grab the text from the new york times article, I'm feeling too uncreative to lie to them on their form, and too lazy to remember their stupid password.

  20. haha dont try to hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Peace in the Middle East ... 2 points!

  21. I'm a veteran by Chuckaluphagus · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was on one of the top teams(Pierce) for my first three years, and a cameraman for the documentary this past year. Scav Hunt is one of the most enjoyable things I've ever had the luck to be part of. Four and a half days of caffeine, power tools, lewd behavior, and insanity.

    Examples:

    The above-mentioned breeder reactor. A bunch of advanced physics students cobbled, jury-rigged, and "borrowed" the necessary components. It was of the type used to make medical radio-isotopes, and therefore didn't receive full points, but it was real and scary as hell. The builders were known for wanting to build their own high-energy weapons for personal use.

    "Fisher-Price Baby's First Flamethrower", a device that had to appeal to children and be operable by a three-year old. I'm quite proud of my work on that. Somewhere, we have the photos of that thing shooting out gouts of flame like a scene from a WW2 movie.

    Sharlene, our "Chewing Gum Cannon". A device to launch a kilo of chewed gum. Points for distance and shortest time to launch. We used shells and produced a mortar with a range of 75 yards, easy.

    A simulated air strike on Slobodan Milosevic. Involved more fireworks going off at one time than I ever want to see again. I have adrenalin-imprinted memories of running very fast in the opposite direction from the initial blast crater, roman candles scorching the air as they passed my head. The cops showed up and laughed until they had tears streaming down their faces.

    If you're ever in Chicago on Mother's Day(the Day of Judgment every year), head down to the University to see what's been built/found/destroyed.

    1. Re:I'm a veteran by bobol6 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The above-mentioned breeder reactor. A bunch of advanced physics students cobbled, jury-rigged, and "borrowed" the necessary components.

      This article brings back such lovely memories... I lived in Mathews House when Fred & Justin built their reactor. I've got a photo somewhere of the two of them, standing in front of the shed which housed the reactor, dressed in yellow radiation suits, drinking cheap champagne & Baily's, smoking cigarettes, and grinning like maniacs.

      The builders were known for wanting to build their own high-energy weapons for personal use.

      wanting to build? Fred & Justin had a lab on the 3rd floor of Kirsten; they used to spend nights in there drinking, smoking cigarettes, and building low-budget lasers, plasma cannons, and other implements of destruction. It's amazing what you can do with a 20,000 Volt power supply, a centiFarad capacitor, and your own custom pulse-forming network.

    2. Re:I'm a veteran by ahem · · Score: 1

      Unfortunate that the day of judgement is always Mother's Day. That's also the day before the World Series of Poker at Binion's starts. Maybe a receipt for a supersatellite entry would be a good item. Even better, a no-cash-value entry chip for the $10k final event.

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    3. Re:I'm a veteran by Captn+Pepe · · Score: 4, Informative
      wanting to build? Fred & Justin had a lab on the 3rd floor of Kirsten; they used to spend nights in there drinking, smoking cigarettes, and building low-budget lasers, plasma cannons, and other implements of destruction.


      And oddly enough, the physics dept. basically sealed off the 3rd floor "student lab" after they left. By the time I managed to get back in there, it had been stripped bare and was going to be used for teaching space. Of course, one of them apparently left bits of their stuff as "presents" hidden around the Research Institute. Took me two years, but I eventually found the guts of the pulse forming network (I think) stashed in the sub-basement of the Accelerator building next to some discarded-crated-and-encased-in-fiberglass NASA hardware.



      Never did find much of great use, though. On the other hand, claiming to have some leftover Fred TechTM on hand is still a good way to scare a few points out of the judges. A schematic for the plasma cannon was all it took to get partial credit for the "Deface the surface of the moon" item a couple of years ago.

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    4. Re:I'm a veteran by drowsy · · Score: 1

      I tagged along with a road crew for Tufts House, Pierce Hall, in '88. Biggest bummer was driving to Windsor, Canada to find a Canadian Happy Meal, only to find out that these special Happy Meals were not being sold. We had missed the promotion by 24 hours or so.

      On our way back into Detroit, the customs guy looks at the motley crew, each bearing ID from a different state, and asked us how long we had been in Canada. We looked at our watches, and all of a sudden we were 'randomly' selected for an intensive drug search! Good thing we did not steal that bale of hay we saw near Hell, Michigan that afternoon, that would have taken some explaining.

      Going to Hell and photographing the Touchdown Jesus at Notre Dame on the same day was worth the trip, though.

      Glad that the NYT would almost say something nice about U of C. Mostly the alma mater gets bad coverage there.

    5. Re:I'm a veteran by Scavenczar · · Score: 1

      Bobo:

      Any chance you could scan any of these photos? They'd be great to have on the Scav Hunt website.

      MK

  22. A peak in Royko's dirty sock drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  23. Moacir, Moacir, we know your name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Moacir still judging? Hasn't he flew off to be one with David Foster Wallace yet?

    1. Re:Moacir, Moacir, we know your name. by Remik · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, Moacir is still judging. He is in the film.

      -R

    2. Re:Moacir, Moacir, we know your name. by Chuckaluphagus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Moacir is still a judge. He's a good one, too, so I've never minded.

  24. breeder reactors aren't *that* hard to build... by caveat · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...a boy scout built a working breeder from junk he scrounged (for a merit badge no less!); why not two physics majors?

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    1. Re:breeder reactors aren't *that* hard to build... by Gutboy · · Score: 1

      From the article itself: "I know that some of the reactions that go on in a breeder reactor went on to a minute extent."

      This is not the same as building a breeder reactor.

    2. Re:breeder reactors aren't *that* hard to build... by caveat · · Score: 2

      yes it is. it wasn't a *critical* reactor; it wasn't self-sufficient, but there were nuclear reactions taking place in the pile (it got more radioactive) - so it's a nuclear reactor. QED.

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    3. Re:breeder reactors aren't *that* hard to build... by Gutboy · · Score: 1

      so it's a nuclear reactor

      Never said it wasn't a nuclear reactor, said it wasn't a breeder reactor. Breeder reactor produces more fuel than it uses. Producing some isotopes that are used in a breeder reactor doesn't mean you've built a breeder reactor.

  25. Go team go by evanhr · · Score: 1

    This really is quite an experience. My fondest memory is running around the Harrah's East Casino in Gary, Indiana looking for "petri from Harrah's". Got a High Roller card out of it. FYI, it was a pet rock, not a dish for fungus-growing. Go Snell-Hitchcock!

    1. Re:Go team go by nightsweat · · Score: 2
      Or Snithcock-Hell as we fondly referred to it.

      'course, in my day they were gender separated. I had the job of making people sign the "Who's banging whom" book between the two dorms after 10:00pm.

      Work-study forever!

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      the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
  26. IN THE NATION KNOWN FORMERLY AS THE CCCP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scavenger hunt finds YOU.

  27. As for that sniper in Washington... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (p.s. don't forget lovely Maryland...)

    ...are they sure that there is only one sniper (and he's not really a lot
    of {he,she,politically-correct-second-person}'s
    from a rather annoyed NRA whose members are bored with how little they can use their rifles?)

    Just a thought.

  28. sometimes you learn things by Ferro_Man · · Score: 1

    #75 is find an alfred or jeeves at Butler University...didn't think that there were any here but according to the noc list (the webmail addy book that conatins all students and faculty)...there are no jeeves here...but there are 3 alfreds here at this wonderful campus in indiana

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    1. Re:sometimes you learn things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the lost and found of the library. A student ID card for one "Alfred Jeeves" might still be there.

  29. NY Times Article Text by Remik · · Score: 3, Informative

    On Campus; It's that season at Chicago, and Ph.D.'s have taken a back seat to a degree of silliness.
    By Andrew Bluth

    ''People think of the University of Chicago and they think the students are weird,'' says Tom Howe, a junior from Atlanta. Having taken off his chicken suit, he is wearing a cardboard crown from a Burger King Kid's Meal. ''We want to show that intellectual doesn't necessarily mean stuffy.''

    It is this philosophy -- that Chicago students can have fun if they really put their minds to it -- that gave birth to the University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt, a yearly celebration of looniness at a campus far better known for its Nobel laureates.

    Putting aside term papers for a long weekend, hundreds of undergraduates in teams representing dormitories and student organizations range around the campus -- and, this year, the North American continent -- in search of items that will never be found in a course catalogue. The grand prize is $500, but the goal, says Mr. Howe, is loftier: ''to make the participants maximize their intellectual creativity.''

    These were among the 339 items on the list for this year's scavenger hunt, released at the stroke of midnight on May 6:

    No. 123: A computer suffering a year 2000 problem.

    No. 262: Five Mensa membership cards.

    No. 167: A 15-foot-tall monument to Grimace, the McDonald's Happy Meal character.

    No. 40: A tenured professor willing to recite profane lyrics from a gangsta rap song.

    Each team works from an identical list; items are assigned points, based on difficulty, and the team with the most points by Sunday afternoon is the winner. The wording of certain clues often suggests a trip to a far-flung destination -- having a team member photographed with an Ontario police officer, for instance.

    Teams are often elaborately organized, with ''page masters'' assigned to each page of the list and at least one person operating a computer long after midnight in search of Web sites that will lead the team to cubic zirconia (20 points) or Chicago Bulls season tickets (15 points) or an autographed photograph of the Food Network star Jacqui Malouf (30 points).

    ''One of the items on the list was the 'street value of Mount Everest,' '' said Sam Hunt, a freshman competing for his dorm, Shoreland Hall. ''So we posted it on Ebay, and made it look pretty, with a nice picture of the mountain and everything. The bidding got up to $180 before we got kicked off the site.''

    The Shoreland team is run out of sixth-floor dormitory room of its captain, Ryan Miller. By the end of the weekend, Thai food containers litter the floor and at least three trash cans are overflowing with empty soda cans. The members have slept little if at all, and the room is a nest of cables that wire no fewer than six personal computers.

    When the phone rings, it is answered with a curt ''Command central'' and calls are kept short so that the line can be free for a check-in from the road-trip group, probably somewhere in Canada.

    ''From what we can gather, the road-trip team is doing really well,'' Mr. Miller says. ''Except last time they checked in, they sounded drunk.''

    Other items on this year's list included building a nuclear reactor from scratch (one team was actually successful -- this is the University of Chicago, after all), an edible iMac computer and a ticket to a local theater for a certain movie opening May 19. (To these students, the date needs no further explanation.)

    No one is really sure how or when the scavenger hunt began, but they do know it is a welcome break from economics exams and Shakespeare papers -- a way to demonstrate, in Mr. Howe's words, that ''we actually can have fun on this campus.''

    And how do you say fun on a college campus better than a keg toss? As part of the Scavolympics, a string of a dozen events before the final judging that teams compete for points in, all 13 teams came together to recreate a battle of the Civil War, to demonstrate a fight between Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth, and, yes, to toss a keg.

    Competing for his dorm, Hitchcock-Snell, 23-year-old Niyi Omojola, after minutes earlier winning the competition that called for contestants to eat an entire bottle of squeeze cheese, won the keg toss. While others had grabbed the kegs with two hands, taken a few steps and heaved, he held it with one hand, arm extended, and spun around like a discus thrower, propelling the keg beyond the other teams' markers.

    ''I was trying to get some torque,'' said Mr. Omojola, a junior. ''If you can direct that torque in a straight line, you can throw it pretty far. People were trying to muscle it, and that's not going to work.''

    And if you can't say fun at the U. of C., with a little torque and a keg toss, certainly you can with a nuclear reactor.

    Two physics majors, Justin Kasper and Fred Niell, gathered up some spare junk from their physics labs and dorm rooms and built a plutonium-producing reactor.

    ''It's kind of scary how easy it was to do,'' said Mr. Niell, assuring onlookers that there was only a trace of plutonium -- nothing harmful. ''It only took us about a day to build it. We've been thinking about it for a few days and we gathered the parts, and last night we assembled it. In Justin's room -- he lost the coin toss.''

    1. Re:NY Times Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hey whore, how's the whoring?

      If you're going to post the article, at least do it AC. You've already got enough karma.

    2. Re:NY Times Article Text by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      [i]No. 40: A tenured professor willing to recite profane lyrics from a gangsta rap song.[/i]

      Try the B-school. Anyplace a prof would teach in a tux on his wedding day would be easy pickings for gansta rap.

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  30. Its crap like this... by Syncdata · · Score: 3, Funny

    The makes me all the more sure in my belief that my children had better get a damned fine scholarship, because there is no way in hell I'm paying 20k a year for my kid to do this, and drink beer through a funnel. I did all this at my local community college for 13 bucks a unit, thanks.

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    1. Re:Its crap like this... by nightsweat · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yeah,you're probably right. All we did was turn out a manufacturing Company President, two VP's of IT, three medical doctors, a chemist, a writer, and a statistics professor from our core group of friends there.

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    2. Re:Its crap like this... by Chuckaluphagus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I got a fantastic education at the University of Chicago, and the Scavenger Hunt was part of it. It teaches you how to be creative and practical, make quick decisions, and work well with a lot of other people. And it's fun.

      How in the world can you regard this as a bad thing? Hell, I'll pay more to let my children go to a college that has this sort of event.

    3. Re:Its crap like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only did you not understand the joke, you're reading slashdot at 6:30 on a Friday. Obviously you're the Milhouse of that bunch.

    4. Re:Its crap like this... by nightsweat · · Score: 2
      OK, Ralph.

      "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

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      the major advances in civilization are processes which all but wreck the societies in which they occur - A.N. White
    5. Re:Its crap like this... by Chuckaluphagus · · Score: 2

      Don't worry about it. We've caught real flack like this for the ScavHunt before, it's probably made me somewhat twitchy.

    6. Re:Its crap like this... by Igor47 · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Scavenger Hunt is by far the greatest part of the University of Chicago. The classes are too hard, the people, concieted, and the courses, nothing whatsoever to do with the real world. but scav hunt is fun, attracts interesting people, and its PRACTICAL - something not to be found at this university!

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  31. RE: 223. A geek with a girlfriend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a wife, dose that count?

  32. Can I too? by siskbc · · Score: 2

    I'm a grad student at Caltech. Am I eligible? And can I wear a "Kobe sucks Shaq's pencildi*k" T-shirt through Compton instead of the Yzerman t-shirt?

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    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:Can I too? by Chuckaluphagus · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Scavenger Hunt is open to anyone who wants to play. That means people from other schools, people who aren't in school, people from Mars, we don't care. Any help is welcome, and especially so if help can bring his or her own tools.

  33. You have it wrong by scheme · · Score: 2

    The part about Greektown is referring to the traditionally Greek neighborhood in Chicago (think of it as the Greek equivalent of Chinatown). Sure you may have gone to the U of C but I guess you didn't get around Chicago if you didn't know that. FYI, it's a few blocks on the West Loop in Chicago.

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    1. Re:You have it wrong by Remik · · Score: 2

      Actually, you both have it wrong. That item was a roadtrip item. It was Greek Town (yes, a predominantly Greek neighborhood) in Detroit, MI that the item was referencing. That is why the particular sayings on the jersey were about the Red Wings player.

      -R

    2. Re:You have it wrong by wdr1 · · Score: 2

      Ahh, misread that (the town part)... thx for the clarification!

      -Bill

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    3. Re:You have it wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The part about Greektown is referring to the traditionally Greek neighborhood in Chicago (think of it as the Greek equivalent of Chinatown). Sure you may have gone to the U of C but I guess you didn't get around Chicago if you didn't know that. FYI, it's a few blocks on the West Loop in Chicago

      Nope. Take it from somebody who was on the roadtrip portion of the scavenger hunt last year. It was Detroit-- during the middle of the Canucks v. Redwings Playoff series. My team nearly got our asses kicked for it.

      Think about it, why would the Chicago Greeks care about the Detroit Red Wings?

  34. bwahahhahah by Guipo · · Score: 1
    221# Nipple lasers save the day. [120 points]

    I wish I could see this

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    1. Re:bwahahhahah by Remik · · Score: 1

      That item is in the video. Your wish will only run you $19.99.

    2. Re:bwahahhahah by Millard+Fillmore · · Score: 1

      Thanks, Karl. Always pushing the sales...

  35. Congress at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    271. Have a member of the US Congress wish your team best of luck in the ``antient and honorable Scavenger Hunt at the University of Chicago'' on the floor of the House. [435 points. 100 bonus points for a Senator. 50 bonus points for getting both a Republican and Democrat. 100 bonus points for getting Tom Daschle and Trent Lott, or Hillary and Strom to do it]

    Unfortunately, no senators, but...

    This item can be found in the Congressional Record (available at http://thomas.loc.gov). Search for "scavenger hunt" and "University of Chicago"

    1. Re:Congress at Work by istewart · · Score: 1

      They should offer plenty of bonus points for getting a Senator to say anything on the floor of the House of Representatives during anything other than a joint session of Congress.

    2. Re:Congress at Work by Rufus211 · · Score: 1

      care to post a link, as I've been searching and can't find it :(

    3. Re:Congress at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?r107:1:./tem p/~r107iqv4qo:e5771:

      More specifically, page H2360 of the Record, May 9th, 2002

    4. Re:Congress at Work by chipach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The search results will time out...

      http://thomas.loc.gov/home/r107query.html
      Searc h for:
      Scavenger Hunt University of Chicago

      and then click on the first thing it returns (" DELETIONS OF SPONSERS..."). Then click Printer Friendly Display and search for Chicago...

    5. Re:Congress at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Here is the excerpt from the Congressional Record:

      Ms. SANCHEZ. Mr. Chairman, I yield myself such time as I may consume.

      Mr. Chairman, just for the gentlewoman's sake, the individual who would get the abortion done would have to pay for the abortion herself. This is not a public expense.

      Mr. Chairman, I yield 1 minute to the gentleman from Illinois (Mr. Kirk), my colleague on the committee.

      Mr. KIRK. Mr. Chairman, I take a point of personal privilege first to wish the best of luck to Hoover House at the University of Chicago in their ancient and honorable scavenger hunt.

      I rise in support of the Sanchez amendment because it guarantees American women in uniform that they can use their own funds for all legal options in their health care. As a Naval officer I served at Incirlik Air Base in Adana, Turkey. I know of the outstanding clinics available on base and also of the poor conditions available at the Adana Turkish City Hospital. I believe that U.S. service men and women should be treated on base by American doctors and that our women in uniform should not be forced into some clinic where English is not spoken.

      I commend the gentlewoman, and this amendment should be adopted.

    6. Re:Congress at Work by NBrooke271 · · Score: 1

      Here's the page from the Congressional Record from the GPO. Look at the botton of the first column. Neat.

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  36. Re:If you are curious about that reactor thing too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For me to poop on!

    FYI - read the link before you click it.

  37. IN SOVIET RUSSIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elf with ears and sword not last long in gulag!

  38. Interesting items by Mu*puppy · · Score: 1

    323. ... [150 points]
    324. Profit! [25 points, B.A.s in Marketing for the team with both this and item 323]

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  39. Monumental waste... by edashofy · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but with the obscurity of these items, it's turned a scavenger hunt from a fun afternoon activity with some purpose into a monumental waste of time, energy, and resources.

    1. Re:Monumental waste... by jnik · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but with the obscurity of these items, it's turned a scavenger hunt from a fun afternoon activity with some purpose into a monumental waste of time, energy, and resources.
      I believe that you have nicely put your finger on the whole purpose of the enterprise. It isn't even remotely productive. The point is to pour energy into looking at everything from outside the box. And have fun.

    2. Re:Monumental waste... by GutterBunny · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obviously a fuddy duddy alumni who didn't win.

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    3. Re:Monumental waste... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Insightful
      it's turned a scavenger hunt from a fun afternoon activity with some purpose into a monumental waste of time, energy, and resources.

      Well, since the U of C has little chance of getting into a major bowl game or the final four, they've had to create their own way to waste monumental amounts of time energy, energy and resources.

  40. Ironically... by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    ...after building a 'breeder' reactor, you are no longer able to breed.

    In Soviet Russia, breeder reactor builds YOU!

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    "And like that ... he's gone."
  41. More on the reactor by Rufus211 · · Score: 3, Informative

    In case anyone wants more info about that reactor everyone's talking about, Slashdot actually covered it back in '99. Here's the link: http://slashdot.org/articles/99/05/20/1320256.shtm l

  42. These are the jokes folks by Syncdata · · Score: 2

    Mea Culpa. I am aware of UofC's fine standing as an academic institution. I would be pleased to have my children go to a school so accomplished. I was merely trying to elicit a chuckle I thought it would be fairly obvious I was not serious, in comparing UofC dis-favorably with a Community College, but aparantly UofC grads are touchy. I was not trolling, though it appears to have had that effect.

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    1. Re:These are the jokes folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      aparantly [sic] UofC grads are touchy.

      Like it says on one of our T-shirts: "Any idiot knows about Harvard. It takes a real intellectual to know about the U of C" (or something like that).

      Other fun U of C trivia:

      We once had a shirt that said on the front "List of the Top 300 Party Schools" and on the back it had the lowest ten of the 300, with U of C in 300th place.

      U of C alumni have a very bad tendency to remain in education, disproportionately huge numbers of them becoming teachers and professional university types (I won't mention names, but at least two whom I knew in the past post occasionally on slashdot). I'm also in this category - never been in the "real world", always stayed in universities.

      U of C alumni have a bad tendency to marry each other instead of finding non-U of C spouses. We had some beer pint glasses which made note of this fact.

      U of C students have a reputation for being apolitical, although I've been seeing more and more protestors and kiosks over the last few years. Strangely, the Communists handing out copies of The Daily Worker have seemingly disappeared.

      The Scav Hunt is rather atypical (aside from the frequent Nobel laureates, it's most of the press the school gets). I never participated in it. It's mostly undergraduate students in the dorms that go for it. It also seems the dorms with larger first-year and second-year populations are more involved in the scav hunts - you never hear about the Blackstone, Stony or Broadview teams, but rather the Pierce and Shoreland teams. Snell-Hitchcock doesn't have lots of first-years (none?), so it's somewhat of an exception. I expect Palevsky will have strong teams this year, since it has lots of first-years.

  43. Response from the creator of the reactor by Rufus211 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    here's a respons from the creator of the reactor to some web board back in '99 when they did it:

    Alright, I just want to set a couple things straight, so here are some
    responses to oft heard comments the last few days:

    1. "I assume they used U-238 to get to Pu-239..." we did not start
    with any uranium or plutonium, that would have ruined the fun, and the
    point was to make fissionable materials. Our starting material was
    thorium, which can be found at any hardware store. we happened to have
    some in our dorm room... The final products were Uranium 233 and
    Plutonium 238. I'm not going to spoon feed the decay chains to anyone,
    you can figure it out yourself if you really need to.

    2. "You endangered the life of my son!" We created a neutron source
    using some shit we pulled out of a trash can. This source was safer and
    less radioactive than the radioisotope Americium 241 found in the smoke
    detector in each of your rooms.

    3. "Someone said your roommate lost his job because he built a nuclear
    reactor" Neither I nor my rommmate have lost our jobs since doing this.

    4. "I hear you paid another group to steal Plutonium for you" We did
    not steal Uranium or Plutonium from anywhere. Nor did we have anyone
    else steal some for us.

    5. "but to qualify as a true breeder, doesn't the reaction have to be
    self-sustaining?" No. A breeder reactor just means taking advantage of
    all those tasty neutrons flying off from whatever source you have, be it
    a sustained fission reaction or a naturally radioactive source. The
    best neutron source on campus would be the Physics Dept's neutron
    howitzer. But since the howitzer produces neutrons from the decay of
    Plutonium, you have to agree it would be silly to use it to try and make
    plutonium.

    6. "(I'll be really impressed if the two come up with a micro-fusion
    reactor.)" We'd fly back next year just for that one...

    - Juniper Tasks

    Just some clarification for the readers who've forgotten their nuclear
    physics:

    U-235 is the fissionable used in the Hiroshima bomb and Pu-239
    in the Nagasaki bomb. U-238 is used in fast breeder reactors
    to make weapons grade Pu-239. (U-238 is also used in fission-fusion-fission
    bombs, so technically it is fissionable with a net gain of energy
    but you need really fast neutrons).

    Thorium was to have been used in slow breeder reactor technology which
    turns out U-233 as its fissionable. (Is Pu-238 fissionable at low neutron
    energies with a net gain? The even Z makes me think not...)

    I thought you had started with depleted uranium to make a fast breeder;
    didn't know the thorium isotope available from hardware stores was the
    one used in slow breeders.
    Well, with a small sample of thorium and a neutron source, you can make
    the U-233. But with a fully functioning breeder don't you need some of the
    U-233 created to fission and transform the rest of the thorium without
    running away and slagging the reactor or damping out so you never
    end up with more thorium than whatever's directly exposed to your
    neutron source? I suppose the nuclear engineering definition of a
    breeder has to be more pragmatic.

    Fred and Justin didn't begin with any uranium.
    (Uranium, after all, ain't a commonly available thing.) They began with some
    thorium and an alpha source, which they just happened to have lying
    around. They used the alpha source to make a neutron source, and bombarded
    the thorium. This induced a chain of reactions, the final products of
    which were fissionable uranium and plutonium.

  44. Re:it's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and you prove my point my modding that piece of flamebait down to offtopic. what a waster of a modpoint. AC's already post at 0, so most people never see them. why would you bother wasting your mod points on such trivial crap? i know why. cuz you're all R E T A R D E D ! ! !

  45. But the Road Trip! by mtpruitt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The best part of this is always the road trip, and that has not been mentioned really. You have about four days to get someplace far, far away and back with a ton of stuff. One year we went to New Orleans and NYC the next (in a rented Neon) in a whirlwind tour of taking photos and items, all in a rush to decipher where to go along the route. (If they told you outright where you were going and where you had to stop, it wouldn't be fun.) Definitely the best part.

    1. Re:But the Road Trip! by Vagary · · Score: 2

      Being a "starving" graduate student myself, I never understood where students get the money do to things like 4-day road trips and the rest of the zany things that this hunt requires. Must have something to do with old money at UofC. Mind you, I also can't imagine living in the opulant frat houses as-seen-on-TV. Perhaps there really is something to the cost-of-living divide between Canada and the US. I guess I better increase my minimum bribe amount for the next course I TA...

    2. Re:But the Road Trip! by mtpruitt · · Score: 1
      We would usually create Teams for the Scav Hunt (you will notice people post that they were on X team or Y House - but not a frat house) that were among the dormitories.

      Essentially we would then raid the cookie fund and pitch in to make do as best as possible. The typical budget might be 300USD for a team of 20 active people. The goal was to win so that we might break even with the prize money. And donuts can be very nutritious.

    3. Re:But the Road Trip! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The expensive part was all the people who nearly got shot trying to get a brass rubbing of the plaque in front of Ft. Knox...

      p.s. Lower Flint sucks

    4. Re:But the Road Trip! by nightsweat · · Score: 2
      One of the more egregious items was "gravel from the roof of the Minnesota State Caital building".

      We were sure there was somethign "special" about the gravel that would identify it. Nope. Just rocks.

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  46. Last I heard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al-qaeda bought it... =)

  47. NO KARMA FOR YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    soviet russian WHORE!

  48. Havenger Scunt by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Univerisy of Waterloo also had a bomb ass scavenger hunt every year, until some guy died trying to climb the exhaust pipe of the uni's envrionmental control building. (Anyone remember the Onion article, "Thre stupid kids spoil toy for everyone else"?)

    So the University banned Scavenger Hunts.

    Now we have Havenger Scunts (take that, laywers!), and every year has a new theme. The year I remember best was the 70s blaxpliotation theme. My shirt "Funky Scunt, 99'" gets a lot of double-takes if you read it quickly.

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  49. Two things please.... by KristsInferno · · Score: 4, Funny
    First off:
    It will not count against you if your guitarists are dressed as ninjas, which are cool. And by cool, we mean totally sweet
    Goddamn, I knw I should have gone to Chicago instead of the University of Maine!!!

    Second:
    The Frankenchrist LP and the Party Music CD, with both containing their original album artworks. [53 points per item]
    Completely impossible, unless you are me! Frankenchrist originally came with a painting called 'Penis Landscape' by H.R. Giger (you all know Him) that was one of the first PMRC cases that was pulled from production (Which I purchased when I was 12, so I could have won 53 points!). Nice Punk Rock Pop Quiz (please say point number one out loud for me). Thank you.
    1. Re:Two things please.... by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1
      "It will not count against you if your guitarists are dressed as ninjas, which are cool. And by cool, we mean totally sweet"
      The Max P ninjas are featured, providing an awesome soundtrack during a particuarly rainy part of the weekend, with myself on rhythm guitar. Totally sweet, indeed.

      Note: these other ninjas are my friends from the anime cover band SWEK.

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    2. Re:Two things please.... by Ferro_Man · · Score: 1

      Second:
      The Frankenchrist LP and the Party Music CD, with both containing their original album artworks. [53 points per item]
      Completely impossible, unless you are me! Frankenchrist originally came with a painting called 'Penis Landscape' by H.R. Giger (you all know Him) that was one of the first PMRC cases that was pulled from production (Which I purchased when I was 12, so I could have won 53 points!). Nice Punk Rock Pop Quiz (please say point number one out loud for me). Thank you.

      wait...they didn't mean the dead kennedy's frankenchrist lp with the most memerable picture ever?
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    3. Re:Two things please.... by peterjm · · Score: 2

      actually, a "party music" album with original ablum cover would be all but impossible to come by as well as the original album cover was to look like
      this (ironically to be printed on sept. 11th, it eventually became this [note burning manhatten, basically the same thing, just a bit more subtle and this time, much more direct]).

    4. Re:Two things please.... by KristsInferno · · Score: 1
      they didn't mean the dead kennedy's frankenchrist
      Yes, and that is what I was speaking of. You can find out more about it here and here. Pretty interesting stuff in the free speech arena and a big deal for those of us who remember a time without those parental advisories.
    5. Re:Two things please.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the Frankenchrist poster up in my room, for about 2 seconds (lousy parents....)

  50. Futetanerifi == Fecal Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you see a 'shorl.com' URL containing id=futetanerifi, then mod it down because it's a link to a disgusting picture of a woman pooping on herself.

  51. Futetanerifi! Mod down! by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The link in the parent comment redirects to "Futetanerifi", better known as "Fecal Japan". Mod parent down if you don't like poop porn.

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  52. Lying on NY Times account application by yerricde · · Score: 1

    I'm feeling too uncreative to lie to them on their form

    First name: Pinocchio; last name: Nixon. That should give you some ideas.

    But doesn't lying on an application for access to a news database constitute fraud?

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  53. (OT) Not in USA law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In these cultures, there's a word for someone who is even lower than the murderers and rapists ... oathbreaker.

    Actually, perjury is typically a felony punishable by up to 5 years in prison and/or a $5K fine. A first-degree murder conviction, on the other hand, puts the perp away for 20 years to life in most jurisdictions.

  54. Scarier by PlatinumMac · · Score: 1

    No, the reactor was built *in* Mathews House, under the bed of one of the builders (Justin, because he lost the coin toss). I lived right on the other side of that wall for a year.

    Furthermore, the reactor was *not* dismantled at the orders of the judges. Fred found it in the back of his truck, still running, a few months later. I don't know what happened to it after that.

    The physics majors in question did not use the nuclear material to which they had access, because, as Fred said, it would be pretty silly to use plutonium (the Physics Dept's neutron howitzer) to make plutonium. Their original material was thorium, from the inside of some old vacuum tubes (although their first plan involved americium from ordinary hardware-store smoke detectors).

    The one thing they had to borrow from the Dept was the equipment needed to prove plutonium production. *THAT* took a lot of begging, and was the hardest part of the whole thing.

    The list item was inspired by a Reader's Digest article about the "Nuclear Boy Scout", who built a breeder reactor in a shed in hopes of making Eagle Scout (he made a Superfund site instead), so, really, any whacko with enough nerve and enough physics books could probably do the same.

  55. THAT IS FUCKING GROSSER THAN GOATSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    horrible link, DO NOT FOLLOW IT!

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  56. Funny Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try this http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/F?r107:1:./tem p/~r107esuPkD:e413:
    funniest part about it is he put in the bit right in the middle of a morbid debate on abortion

  57. Fred O'Neil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's the genius behind it all.

  58. Congo D�mocratic by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    The CD, released in 1999

    Glancing over, I thought that you were referring to the Democratic Republic of Congo, formerly Zaire.

    This 'Democratic' is not from Communism, just some wicked sense of humor.

    Yes, I'm on topic.

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  59. A writer? by raehl · · Score: 2

    You'd hope that after 4 years at $20k+ they'd teach you how to write.

  60. I'm really sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But this is driving me nuts. Your sig: Unless you want to show posession (i.e. Jump the Shark owned by The Simpson) then it should read The Simpsons Jump The Shark. Sorry for the grammar nazism.

  61. Code-words vs. history. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    Communists (Soviets and their fellow travellers worldwide, especially Comintern) used "Fascist" as a broad brush with which to stain any rightist opponents, from actual Fascists (Nazis, Falangists, etc.) to moderates.

    Much as members of the western left wing do, even today.

    It's particularly ludicrous given that the real NAZIs were self-proclaimed "national socialists". (But it's normal, since the worst fights are typically between different sects of the same ideology.)

    Note that "national socialism" wasn't a propaganda distortion like "democratic republic" (which itself would be redundant). Look into the origins of NAZIism and you'll find something eerily similar to the new-age left, right down to natural foods/health fads/vegitarianism, consensus decision-making, green-style environmentalism, animal rights, mysticism (including "crystals"), and so on.

    These weren't just extraneous factors, either, but led, by easy steps, to some of the well-known pathologies of the NAZIs. For instance:

    Consensus politics (decision-making by near-unanimous consent of the group) led to dictatorship:

    The group doesn't do anything as a group except when everybody is onboard. This leads to paralysis if anybody disagrees. So social pressure mechanisms are developed to encourage individuals to consent to, or even support, group activities perceived as popular despite personal reservations.

    Once mechanisms to force consensus are in place, a well-perceived and glib "leader" can get his whole group to actively engage in (or avoid) anything he wants, by describing it as good, right, and popular, (or bad/wrong/unpopular) and refusing to consent to any other choice.

    (Note that, unlike the strident demagogue of WW II Allied propaganda films, Hitler was perceived, in pre-war Germany, as quite the popular cuddly-bear. As a result, as with Clinton, his followers were willing to ignore, or disbelieve claims of, even blatant misbehavior in either his public actions and policies or persoanl life.)

    Add control of the media or support from its decision-makers: Now contrasting views aren't heard (or are smeared when they can't be completely suppressed). This strengthens the perception of consensus - especially among the lawmakers (who are largely cut off from their actual constituents and tend to give excessive weight toe news stories).

    Thus the popular, glib, "leader" ends up completely running the show. Once in charge he consolidates by changing the institutions so they answer directly to him and actively suppress his opposition.

    Animal rights lead to medical experiments on humans in death camps:

    First: Animal research is suppressed.

    Second: Medical research is done on retarded humans. The taboo is broken and a precedent established that "subhuman" people are less important that animals and fair game for medical research.

    Third: Various outgroups - typically those with a cohesive culture of their own that insulates them from consensus-forcing - are defined as "subhuman". Examples: Homosexuals, Pagans, Labor-unionists, Gypsies, Jews, Communists (and other socialists with a different agenda).

    Fourth: The "subhuman" "problems" are excluded from society and their opinions suppressed. Progressively more draconian measures are applied to "solve" the "problem" of their presence.

    Fifth: Medical research is done on these allegedly "subhuman" out-group members.

    And so on.

    For a month of sleepless nights try reading _The Occult Roots of NAZIism_ and _The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich_ in rapid succession. B-(

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  62. Not a sustained chain-reaction? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    ... the reactor was built *in* Mathews House, under the bed of one of the builders ... ... the reactor was *not* dismantled ... Fred found it in the back of his truck, still running, a few months later.

    Their original material was thorium, from the inside of some old vacuum tubes (although their first plan involved americium from ordinary hardware-store smoke detectors).


    I take it the "breeder reactor" was a "reactor" in terms of producing a slow-but-nontrivial nuclear reaction, perhaps a series of decaying chains when excited by ambient neutrons, rather than the usual meaning of "producing a long-term self-sustaining chain reaction"

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  63. Just to eliminate this thread by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

    MS makes horrible operating systems. They are insecure. MS wants to destroy freedom. Bill Gates is a Borg. They wouldn't go to UofC if they didn't like challenges. Just doing my part.

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  64. The dreaded ration by olevy · · Score: 1

    When I went to U. of C. the ratio of men to women was 65% men to 35% women. To make it even worse, many of the women were so focused on their studies that they did not want to be distracted by dating (it's a pretty serious school!), so the real ratio was even worse.

    I wonder what the ratio is today. But then, after looking at this list, it seems *really* likely that it hasn't changed much:-). I wouldn't say this list is particularily female friendly.

    I can still remember doing the scavenger hunt, it was the most fun I had there. Looks like there has been a bit of escalation since then.

  65. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

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