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Vintage Toys & Tech Photos
savetz writes "Here's a fun site: Consumer Reports magazine's vintage photo gallery, in which you can see photos from when the magazine reviewed electric toasters in 1956, in-car record players in 1961, radio sunglasses in 1966, and other good stuff. Don't forget about the flaming Nerf ball."
is this just me or do all these new products seem a bit dated?
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My favorite is the Mattel Agent Zero M Sonic Blaster 5530. What the picture fails to show is the little boy wetting his pants with excitement and joy when he opened his Christmas Present and saw that monster air bazooka. I know I would have!
Anybody remember Capsella? That stuff was the shit! It included mechanics, gears, electronics, even if you were lucky infra-red remote control.
This brings to mind that classic SNL sketch...Consumer Reporter: Well, let's try this one. What about this little foam play ball? I mean, even you, Mr. Mainway, can't find anything dangerous about this. Huh? Irwin Mainway: [ takes ball, bounces it on table, then shoves it in his throat and feigns choking ]
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
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AM would be fine for NPR, general news and a lot of sports. But what's the battery life like? rechargable? but I like the secret service like ear piece that comes down- very cool looking- good luck finding a pair!
Creationists are a lot like zombies. Slow, but powerful and numerous. And they all want to eat our brains.
And I play their video game.
Read the comic books.
And enjoy their iced coffee.
If you want to see some truely vintage toys google for "Buddy-L Trucks." My Grandfather developed a collection which my mother no has, that dates back to pre WW2, consisting of Buddy L trucks and old train collections. To put it in perspective, afer his death, my grandmother was offered sever hundred thousand dollars for a chunck of the collection by mulotiple museums.
"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals."
Maybe it's time to move out of the basement.
I remember seeing those pictures from consumer reports at least 4 years ago. Finally, I've beaten the Slashdot curve!
The nerf ball failed because it caught fire after being exposed to a lit match?
I guess they also condemned:
1. coloring books
2. jigsaw puzzles
3. the hair on childrens heads
Why didn't they just condemn matches?
Lawn darts and Merlin! How could they ? Actually they should have thrown in the Atari 2600 (Christmas 1977) in the 1970-1980 archive. Where would we be without the 2600?
That this idea seemed ridiculous at the time is another way the world has changed. I imagine most small battery operated toys have similar economics today.
I love it. My 1954 Maytag A-504 washing machine. It's been cleaning dirty underwear for 48 years, and all it's ever asked for is a drivebelt.
Carrying on the tradition:
The moral?
If you buy good quality stuff once, it will last you your lifetime. And just because something may be old (ie, most of this stuff is older than I am), it doesn't make it irrelevent. What does a new dishwasher do that my old Maytag won't? Nothing. And the old Maytag looks really cool installed in a modern kitchen!
So, when my washing machine's 48-year-old rubber belt finally broke, I went to the local Maytag store and bought a new belt at the parts counter. Spent $10 on the belt, then the manager came running out after me. He rented my washing machine from me - paid me good money, provided me with a new washer while mine was there, and tried to buy it outright - so that he could stick it in the showroom that fall.
Unfortunately, you can only try so long to continue to use your desktop computer...
Fire and Meat. Yummy.
Tennis ball, soaked in gasoline, lit on fire--midnight street hockey.
I still remember the demonic banshee sound the flaming ball made as it whizzed past our faces....
{Phil Hartman} Good times, good times. {/Phil Hartman}
Your mouth is like Columbus Day.
Have a look at this. Down near the bottom, there are two successive entries, the first about a car, the second about pens. The car in the picture is described as the cheapest American-made car, and cost $1000. The line below that, dated a year later states that the price of ballpoint pens just fell from $9 to $1. So, at the earlier price point, for the price of just slightly more than 100 pens, you could have yourself a new car! Today, of course, you can't get a new car for less than $8,000, but you can have yourself 100 Bics for, what, $2? It really is a striking illustration of how inflation is merely an average, prices on individual items increase or decrease at vastly different rates.
"The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
A nerf gatling gun that shoots flaming nerf balls? Would be even cooler if the gatling gun had a little piezo speaker built-in that belched out sound effects (" I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" or a cheesy electronic version of Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries) as you sprayed your friends with glowing fireballs of death.
Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
I read something great in an old radio mag from 1961.
They were talking about Japan. The article said that sure, Japan can make $50 television sets, and consumers might like that, but they will be upset if that TV breaks, right? And then the article said sure, those Japanese can make cheap stuff and can manufacture it inexpensively - but where they will never catch up is in being able to engineer quality products that appeal to western consumers!
Ha h, hah. I guess they read that article and sent all their kids to engineering school.
Juln
I'd hate to be this guy.
One drop of this instant glue formed a bond between man and hammer in five seconds. We called it an instant hazard--and rated it Not Acceptable.
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