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Personal Jet Pack for X-mas!

teamhasnoi writes "This guy has spent mucho time and money building a ducted fan 'jet pack'. No faking for this guy, it looks like there is some real technology there. Now he just needs a sponsor."

165 comments

  1. Cool by Noodleroni · · Score: 1

    Last time I heard of an attempt to build a real jet pack, it could only lift I think about 100 punds two feet off the ground. I hope this is more successful!

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    1. Re:Cool by mkweise · · Score: 3, Funny

      could only lift I think about 100 punds two feet off the ground

      Hell, that much jet propulsion can be achieved with the help of nothing but a generous portion of one of the less digestible varieties of beans. (Better hurry, thought, before they pass a law against personal greenhouse gas emissions.)

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  2. Oh great.... by Stonent1 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    And I only have -1 hours to buy it to make it on time for Christmas this year....

  3. What's that noise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, it's just the Darwin Awards guys inscribing his name on the plaque

    1. Re:What's that noise? by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 0, Troll

      Mod parent up!

    2. Re:What's that noise? by Wesley+Willis · · Score: 0

      Mod a jetpack in the air like a demon hellride!

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  4. Hmm... by dupper · · Score: 1

    ... a little late, don'tcha think? Oh well.

  5. new at walmart! by boog3r · · Score: 5, Funny
    Your very own jetpack/leafblower combo!


    Blow leaves, snow, sand, water and even unwanted neighbors all the way out of the neighborhood!


    Great gift idea for all the suburbanites in your family!

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  6. Google cache link by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the Google cache link in case this gets /.'ed.

  7. 24? by snugge · · Score: 0

    >Personal Jet Pack for X-mas!
    >Posted by michael on Wednesday December 25.

    oh man, you americans sure are strange.
    here in europe we have x-mas on the 24:th...

  8. Faking It by limekiller4 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Checking out the "faking it" site, we find:

    http://www.dreamalitytechnologies.com/ultralight.h tm

    ...are those wings really necessary? =)

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    1. Re:Faking It by Artifex · · Score: 2
      ...are those wings really necessary?


      Supposedly, the simulator lets you experience what it's like to be in a real ultralight. If this is true, yes, you'd want to have mockups of the tail and wings, so you could look out and see the pieces performing as they would in real life.

      However, from the illustration, the device looks nothing like a real ultralight, or at least no design I've ever seen - real ultralights have the seat mounted below the wings and tail and engine, to start with. If I'm correct, since the design already fails to be realistic at such a rudimentary level, the wings and tail are totally unnecessary, and in fact do more harm than good for anyone attempting to train with it.
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  9. This makes me want to play Roto on my old atari. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the subject sez.

  10. Deja vu all over again! by DoraLives · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Didn't we just do this with somebody elses rig? Didn't we already decide we didn't want these people falling out of the sky all over us?

    Did I miss something somewhere along the (very short) line?

    Neat looking rig though.

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    1. Re:Deja vu all over again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We" didn't decide anything. You may have choosen not to, and that's your business. Leave those of us who want to fly, to it.

  11. I was getting one... by SHEENmaster · · Score: 2

    ....but santa tested it and had an accident. Christmas will be laster west of Jefferon City' TN. I suppose killing my karma will make up for me killing Santa.

    disclaimer:Santa isn't real! GASP

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  12. slashdot posts fark article, hilarity ensues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jeez, this was on slashdot 2 days ago.. way to go slashdot

    now all we need is a boobies topic.

    1. Re:slashdot posts fark article, hilarity ensues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er brain fart..... this was on fark 2 days ago.. damnit my mind must be going at this old age (just turned 20 yesterday (dec 24))

    2. Re:slashdot posts fark article, hilarity ensues by Loligo · · Score: 2

      Sure, but at least on Fark we ended up turning it into a boobies discussion by drooling over Jennifer Connely in The Rocketeer.

      -l

  13. ./ing by CowboyTodd · · Score: 0

    Wow, it's so nice to see a site before it's slashdotted... All the pictures are there... I even got to see the movie!!

  14. Please, Stop Working On It Today... by limekiller4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He should probably leave this thing on the rack today.

    "MOM! MOM!! I just saw Stanta fly by!!"
    *THUD!
    [child sobbing]

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  15. This is why I buy german cars by lingqi · · Score: 5, Insightful
    he had it tested at MTU (Motoren und Turbinen Union) to be sure it will stand the design speed of his engine (65krpm) and has got a sufficient safety margin. This wheel had been accelerated 2000 times up to 75krpm and will still have to be tested a few hundered times at 82krpm.

    Now... why I get a feeling that Ford does not put this much into their quality assurance? maybe because the windshield wiper burns and explodes if it's set on high for more than 30 seconds (as *one* example)

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    1. Re:This is why I buy german cars by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

      Oh man do you have it wrong. I am no fan of fords, but I would much rather get behind the wheel of a focus than strap that bad boy onto my back.

    2. Re:This is why I buy german cars by pangu · · Score: 1

      The Ford Focus has been recalled to fix problems by Ford 11 times since it's introduction in America 3 years ago, and yet it still makes "10 Best" lists. I'd have to attribute that to car magazines not keeping the cars very long. That being said, I agree with you about rather driving a Focus than using a jetpack.

  16. How much has he spent? by rossifer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any guesses? I'm thinking somewhere in the high six figures. That's a *lot* of work on that inlet/fan. It's a pity the exhaust eyelets are such Rube Goldberg contraptions. I'd be willing to bet that there's another seven figure to be spent before the first loon would be willing to take a ride in it. Depending on how well that money was spent, it could be me... :) Regards, Ross

  17. don't do it, man! for the love of all that's holy by Kargan · · Score: 1

    You have no idea what you're getting yourself into!

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  18. death trap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like a death trap to me, after all the money those other guys spent and how slick theirs looked. But I wish them good luck.

  19. Hmmm by Jacer · · Score: 1

    And the one mobile cart thing was supposed to revolutinize the way we "walk" as it put it... that thing couldn't go up stairs, and it was dorkey, jet packs are cool, didn't you see the roceketeer? yeah, i thought you did, take that nazi-germany, we'll see if you ever take over the world...SUCKERS

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  20. Some details missing? by beaverfever · · Score: 1
    Why the hell am I reading slashdot at 11pm on christmas eve? because I'm sick, that's why...

    Anyways, as interesting as it is to see this being developed (as an expensive stupid toy I'll never own), this thing is huge, even without the engine attached. I read through/skimmed fairly quickly and saw no reference to a weight. It must be pretty heavy (top-heavy at that) - will the pilot be able to stand independently before/after flight, and how would landings be handled? Also, what about the heat? It looks like the exhaust ports are close to the pilot. Would an insulated suit be required? Then there's vibration; will the vibration be tolerable? Will the vibration be enjoyable?

    so I'm curious about:

    weight

    heat

    vibration

    Perhaps I missed something in the article, but I did look (quickly) for this info. Hypothesizing, conjecture, guesstimating, half-assed jokes and outright lying are welcomed and appreciated.

    1. Re:Some details missing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there's vibration; will the vibration be tolerable? Will the vibration be enjoyable?

      Why do I get the feeling that this machine will be a lot more marketable as a sex toy?

    2. Re:Some details missing? by rblancarte · · Score: 2

      Weight - they mentioned that it would be around 120 kg with everything attached (next to the 2nd picture). That would be around 275 lbs!!! They said it would probably need some sort of base wheels to deal with this (basically, something to support the whole device while you wear it, but aren't flying).

      Vibration - not something I had considered, but it should be. I wonder what the engine he has would cause, especially combined with the carbon fiber of the housing.

      Heat - this is something I was wondering about. I mean, you accelerate heat to the speed needed for a project like that, and you usually get a bunch of heat. That could be a bad thing. Just looking at how it is setup, I see leg burns just from the air exhaust, not to mention how hot the device itself would get, which would be right next to your head, face arms and torso.

      I wish this guy luck, but all things considered, I don't know if he has totally put thought into the external effects of the device.

      RonB

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    3. Re:Some details missing? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2

      First, it HAS been done before so its lame to say "I don't know if he has totally put thought into the external effects of the device.". So the idea CAN work, the question is whether or not the man will get the funding to finish it.

      Second, the only real jetpack requires a special suit to protect your legs from this heat, and is just as noisy, so neither claim you made is correct.

    4. Re:Some details missing? by CityZen · · Score: 2, Informative

      It seemed like from the design that the heat goes out the back, not down. The turbine is used to drive a fan. The turbine will fire out around the bottom perimeter of the fan, and the fan blows just air downward.

    5. Re:Some details missing? by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

      Weight = did you see the size of that thing?
      Heat = no more than a rocket pack would produce
      Vibration = Very little (due to rotational operation of jet engines as opposed to reciprocating engines)
      Feasability = none (There is a reason "rocket" propelled packs were used in the "jet" age.

    6. Re:Some details missing? by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

      Jet engine:

      Diffuser - Backwards nozzle (slows and compresses)
      Compressor - What do you think?
      Combustor - Adds fuel and ignites
      Turbine - runs compressor
      Nozzle - Accelerates working fluid

      There you go.

    7. Re:Some details missing? by rblancarte · · Score: 2

      I never claimed that it would or would not work. Overall, the design looks very feasable.

      This all being said, it is radically different than the design of the working "Jet Pack" that is out there. I mean, he has 4 lower exhaust ports, that is where I point out that heat is an issue. Sure, wear a fire suit - no problem, maybe, but then again maybe not. The Bell Rocket Belt had jets far outside of the device, away from the pilot's body (not to mention they were small). This thing has the exhausts vents right on top of you. And they are huge.

      Again, we are talking a radically different design from the BRB, I don't think comparisons to it are applicable. I stand by what I have said. Vibration (possibly) and heat are problems that could arise from this design.

      RonB

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    8. Re:Some details missing? by CityZen · · Score: 1

      No, you still aren't understanding the design.

      The purpose of the jet is not to make lift, but to power the big fan blades. The big fan blades blow regular, unheated air, downward.

      The jet fires out the back. The heat from the exhaust should not be an issue for the user (though he shouldn't land next to dry foilage).

  21. Weight by seen2much · · Score: 1

    At 120 kg (264lbs) you'll not be walking around with one of these. But I still would love one to drop waterballoons from.

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    1. Re:Weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unless you're used to giving cowboy neal piggyback rides... that is.

  22. Deja-vu by clevershark · · Score: 0, Troll

    Didn't I read about this on Fark this morning? :-)

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  23. Gas Attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm pretty sure it would still be unsafe.
    1 good fart and your still going to explode!

  24. I feel really, really bad... by barfarf · · Score: 1

    ... for the first bird that'll get sucked into that contraption by accident... ... but it won't keep me from laughing my ass off!

  25. Military Applications? by Tranvisor · · Score: 2

    The only use I could really see for this is something in the military. Even then half of its affect would be psychological. Imagine you are holed in somewhere you think is safe from attack (for example, unapproachable by tank) and you hear the roar of 24 of these about a minute before 24 troups fly over the edge of the cliff about 20 yards away, the only angle you thought you would be totally safe from attack?

    1. Re:Military Applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I don't know. I think something like this might do the trick, too...

    2. Re:Military Applications? by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would yell, SKEET!!

      As the machine gun fire hit them they would relize James Bond is not at all realistic.

  26. Upon closer inspection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it might a Personal Flying Suit or a kind of turbo powered two-person strap-in joystick controlled oral sex chair.

  27. Too bad it's so massive and, well, ugly... by mkweise · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...or he probably could have gotten Disney interested in commercializing this toy.

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  28. As an owner of a German car by Osty · · Score: 1

    I can say that even German cars have problems. For example, Porsche has had many problems with their Boxster line of cars, anywhere from leaking rear main seals to blown engines. Their other lines haven't gotten off the hook, either (it'll be interesting to see if response to problems with the upcoming Cayenne cause Porsche to change their ways -- sports car buyers are a completely different breed of person, willing to put up with a lot of problems that your average soccer mom SUV driver will not). BMW, Audi, Mercedes Benz, Volkswagen, etc have all had problems as well. Not that I'm complaining. My German-made car is still running just as well as the day it rolled off the factory line, but I don't have any illusions that having a German badge on it will keep it from having problems down the line.


    Personally, I'd kill for a car of Italian design, German engineering, and Japanese manufacturing. Assuming they could all work well together, playing on their strengths to cover each other's weaknesses, that'd be a true super car. (With VAG/PAG owning Lamborghini, maybe we'll see at least two out of the three ...)


    And to stay on topic ... damn. Them's some high RPMs!

    1. Re:As an owner of a German car by lingqi · · Score: 1

      My original point was more like this, actually:

      "quality" is a difficult-to-define thing (to avoid calling it "a difficult to define quality"). However, A lot of times you can tell by:

      1) holding the thing in your hands / trying it out (as, say a Made-in-Japan CD player vs. a Made-in-China CD player), or

      2) notice the kind of quality the people have that makes the stuff.

      I trust german engineering not because they have better schools, or smarter people - but that it always seemed to me that they are often meticulous to the point of being excessive (in a complementable way, in this respect anyhow), and this guy and his margin tests goes to show that.

      I mean, 2000 repeated tests (and counting) at ~20% margin (75k), and more tests at >30% margin. That is impressively dedicated - especially since it's done out of his own little workshop!

      Granted though - I am sure someone will point out "it's his life on the line here" - true: but nontheless: 2000 times! in his own workshop with no sponsors! one test each day means five. and. half. years...

      So, indeed - german badge does not guarantee against future failures, but I bet on average these failures (or even minor annoyances) comes much later than a widget made by people who are not as excessive about the engineering.

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    2. Re:As an owner of a German car by mkweise · · Score: 1

      My German-made car
      [...]
      Internet Explorer


      ERROR 853: Consumer preference mismatch. Stack dump follows.

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    3. Re:As an owner of a German car by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      In Germany, the annual inspection that cars go through (TUV) is far more rigorous than in any other country. For example, all spare parts have to be type-approved ones - no third-party spares. They're also really strict about what bits you can take from scrapped cars.

    4. Re:As an owner of a German car by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Just as a sidenote, he did not test the engine himself, in his workshop, but rather had a large engineering company (Motoren und Turbinen Union) check it out. They've got the means to do these checks automatically and quite fast, I'd assume.

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    5. Re:As an owner of a German car by prisoner · · Score: 2

      So, in Germany you can't buy 3rd-party parts for your car? Seems strange. Parts must cost a fortune.

    6. Re:As an owner of a German car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still amazing how he managed to convince MTU to dedicate some precious machine time to a private project (or maybe he paid for it?).

    7. Re:As an owner of a German car by smithmc · · Score: 1

      So, in Germany you can't buy 3rd-party parts for your car?

      They must be OEM approved by the manufacturer.

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    8. Re:As an owner of a German car by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Why? Both of them "just work", and provide a combination of performance and reliability that many others can't, all GPL-vs-proprietary religious fanaticism notwithstanding.

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    9. Re:As an owner of a German car by smithmc · · Score: 1

      sports car buyers are a completely different breed of person, willing to put up with a lot of problems that your average soccer mom SUV driver will not

      Perhaps, but the Cayenne is hardly your average soccer mom SUV - able to tackle the Rubicon, 0-60 in 5ish seconds, and over 70 large. On the other hand, its sister vehicle the VW Touareg is looking like a slam-dunk for the "normal" SUV market...

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    10. Re:As an owner of a German car by Osty · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but the Cayenne is hardly your average soccer mom SUV - able to tackle the Rubicon, 0-60 in 5ish seconds, and over 70 large. On the other hand, its sister vehicle the VW Touareg is looking like a slam-dunk for the "normal" SUV market...

      And yet, there are all of thos soccer moms out there driving $60K+ SUV bimmers and benzes. Finally, their old man will be able to convince them to let him buy a Porsche, but guess who'll be doing most of the driving? I appreciate the performance capabilities of the Cayenne, and were I in the market for an SUV (I hope I never am), that'd be the only one on my list. However, you know that many of these will be owned and driven by upscale moms. These are the kind of people that won't put up with blown engines, long service times, poor customer service, etc. Porsche is in for a big wake-up call if they haven't already taken this into account (they're a smart company, so I'd hope they have. But ...)


      Also, Audi's going to have an SUV based on the same Cayenne/Touareg platform, which will fall somewhere between the VW and the low-end Porsche model.


      And sadly, only the "low-end" Cayenne S will have a manual transmission. Only tip is available with the high-end Cayenne Turbo. What a waste.

    11. Re:As an owner of a German car by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Unless they had to manually engage the starter clutch like he did every time. ;)

      Actually, does anyone know how that works. When he took it to MTU, how did they setup an automated testing system? Do they have a kind of 'meta' sequencer that would be inappropriate to use on the actual jetpack?

      I'm just a coder, so sometimes I wanna know how the fuck people go round and play with huge turbines. Thats just cool.

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    12. Re:As an owner of a German car by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2

      Did the manufacturers have anything to do with the creation of this law? ;-)

    13. Re:As an owner of a German car by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Strangely enough, yes. Oh, and in reply to the grandparent post, yes. They do cost a fortune.

    14. Re:As an owner of a German car by Christopher+Doopov · · Score: 2

      My German-made car [...] Internet Explorer

      Why? Both of them "just work", and provide a combination of performance and reliability that many others can't, all GPL-vs-proprietary religious fanaticism notwithstanding.

      And I suppose you don't mind what this German companies did during the '30s and '40s? My mother, when she was a 11 to 14 years old girl, was working as a slave in VW factories (BMW and Mercedes-Benz wasn't any different), while her best friend from school was murdered in a gas chamber in Treblinka. Guess who built those gas chambers and giant ovens? I suppose you are OK with that, because thanks to slave workers and those death facories built for nazis, those companies could grow and as a result they can now make so great cars? Just like the USA and Nigerian slaves were OK, because without the slavery USA would not be so successful, right?

      I will tell you something: The worst things Microsoft has ever done is nothing compared to your German car companies. I would rather buy million copies of Microsoft Windows than one smallest part manufactured by one of those German companies, or IBM for that matter, who sold machines to Hitler, thanks to which nazis could find Jewish ancestors of any given citizen up to five generations in the past and send this person to death camps, because having Jew as a great-great-great-grandfather was enough to send someone to death! Maybe you think that only Hitler was evil and every other German was good? I remind you that Hitler was chosen in a democratic election! If you compare Microsoft to BMW, Mercedes-Benz, VW or IBM than you simply don't know what you are saying.

      And please don't tell me that there was no holocaust! My mother who is now 72 years old got money from Germans because she could prove to them that she was working as a slave when she was still a child. Do you know how much money has she got? 2000 DEM, which was about 1000 USD! Yes, a 1000 fucking bucks for four years working as a slave being a child without any contact with parents and sister! And she thanks God every day that she was not murdered by nazis, like many of her friends, when they were still children! So please, for the love of God, don't tell me that we can compare VW, Mercedes-Benz or BMW to Microsoft!

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  29. andreatlan by AndreAtlan · · Score: 1

    I thought the whole point of the rocketeer was to keep the Jetpacks away from the Germans... Just Kidding :)

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  30. THIS SHOULD BE ON THE FRONT PAGE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its much more entertaining than this gay rocket pack or 90% of the other "News for Nerds" that Malda annoys us with.

  31. Stop Being So Damn Gay!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

  32. WOW! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    What else is there to say!?

    And it's so compact, compared to the stand-up unit that was going to be produced by the company that whent up in smoke a few weeks ago (what was the name?)

    By the way, anyone here any fluid-dynamics understanding, whats the reason for the strange, non-uniform shape of the compressor blade thing? I was looking at designs for automotive turbos, and I noticed the same thing (thoughs smaller, of course) and notice the same thing. Whats the deal with that?

    By the way, how eficent are turbo engines? According to Airbus, their new super-sized plane is more fuel efficent then most cars. I was thinking it would be cool to build a sort of turbo-hybrid car. A large turbo engine that charges batteries, which run motors for the wheels. It could certanly be a lot more mechanicaly simple then an auto engine, I would think.

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    1. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the usual aerofoil cross section for turbine/compressor blades. Same goes for wings of all kind (fixed or rotatory), though they will have different dimensions (both absolute and relative).

    2. Re:WOW! by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      It's pretty easy; it's just a compressor pump. Most pump work by 'top loading' it (ie the material comes in paralel to the axis) and it's ejected radially, as it's spinning. The entry at the top axis is smaller than the bottom, as by the time the medium reches the bottom, it gets 'flung away' in a radial direction; the top scoops it in (also creating a vacuum effect, dragging more stuff in), while the stuff get's ejected through a hole in the side at the bottom.

      Ugh, I shouldn't be explaining this kind of thing after xmas eve...the alcohol in my system is garbling the explanations my neurons are trying to get out.

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    3. Re:WOW! by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 2, Informative
      According to Airbus, their new super-sized plane is more fuel efficent then most cars.

      Note that this is on a passenger-mile basis. The plane itself is obviously not getting 40 mpg.

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    4. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The funny curve at the inlet of the compressor means that it is a hybrid between an axial and a centifugal compressor. Centrifugal compressors work better for low flow rates and can operate with a zero flow rate (that is with the inlet blocked) without a huge increase in the amount of torque required to drive it. Axial flow compressors can handle higher flow rates (like the turbofans on airliners) but are susceptible to compressor surge (try google) where the blades of the compressor stall at the wrong combination of flow rate and rpm.

      Maybe a simpler way of explaining is to compare the compressor vanes to the leading edge of an airplane wing. The blades are cambered so that the leading edges are aligned with the oncoming air at the flow rates and rotor rpm that the engineers designed the compressor for. This will minimise separation on the thin compressor blades to keep the efficiency of the compressor as high as possible.

      As for your hybrid car, the generator on your turbine might have (for the sake of argument), say, 80% efficiency, and the electric motors will convert electric power to mechanical power at about the same efficiency. This gives you about 64% of the power at the road that you would get from a direct driveshaft. That's why you don't see that arrangement too often.

      One other thing, IIRC, Noel Penny Turbines, or someone associated with them, made some gas turbine powered cars, and I seem to remember something about Rover being involved too. As the saying goes, Google is your friend.

    5. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > something about Rover being involved too

      Rover built several gas turbine cars and even had one run at Le mans in the 24 hour race.

      Gas Turbines have a major flaw which restricts their use in cars: there is a long and noticable delay between request for a given level of power and the engine producing this level. On the Rover cars it was about 3 seconds. The driver at Le mans had to train himself to anticipate power requirements (accelerator position) 3 seconds in advance on opening or closing the accelerator.

      3 seconds before the corner brake point he would back off the accelerator, then when he hit the brake he would also have to hit the accelerator so the power would be there when he exited the corner.

      On ships, trains, aircraft, this is acceptable.

  33. 1984 Los Angeles Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or do I seem to recall a guy on a jet pack during the opening ceremony?

    1. Re:1984 Los Angeles Olympics by rblancarte · · Score: 2

      And one (or more) of the Super Bowls. Plus a Bond movie too (Thunderball I think).

      Just from what I have seen, I think those were the Bell Rocket Belt that he was talking about (seen here).
      I think his design has it's merits. But it also has flaws. If it will work - great, but I just am not sold.

      RonB

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  34. Presents by Daleks · · Score: 2

    It almost looks like the techno-trousers from The Wrong Trousers. Now all I need is a red rubber glove for a disguise and I'm all set to steal some diamonds.

  35. ...a rotor of a large KKK brand turbocharger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it come with a hood?

    1. Re:...a rotor of a large KKK brand turbocharger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew someone was going to make a joke along the lines of the parent.

      FYI: KKK makes the turbos for Audi and Porsche (and VW if they ever felt like turbocharging a car (that is, instead of just making really demented engine layouts), since VW owns both Audi and Porsche ;)

      ~Blake

  36. Noise? by ttyp0 · · Score: 2

    You can't work outdoors in an airport without ear protection. I don't think ear plugs would even help with your head a foot away from a jet engine. Although I do think the power and speed of this thing would be impressive, even if its a disaster waiting to happen.

  37. Um, what? by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All he's doing is testing the engine, if I were building something pretty much unprecedented, and place my own life in it's hands, I'd make damn sure it was safe. I think almost anyone would, German or not.

    That said, I'm sure ford does spend lots of time on safety features, although the engines they use aren't spinning nearly as fast (like 8-11krmp max) and are based on tried and true designs.

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  38. The rocketeer... a racist? by assaultriflesforfree · · Score: 1

    So he chose to use a rotor of a large KKK brand turbocharger. Sorry. I just find that funny.

  39. What about that old one...? by joeszilagyi · · Score: 1

    What was that old jetpack, with all the white smoke, that used to get dragged out at Super Bowls? The one you kind of sat in, had the handle bars, and it could only keep you aloft for about a minute? I can completely picture it from an episode of The Fall Guy, but can't find it online.

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    1. Re:What about that old one...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I remember that's a hydrogen peroxide rocket pack. There were only like 3 made. I think I saw a link in an earlier post that points to a story about how one of them was stolen and has lead to the deaths (I think) of one or two people. I think it was used in a Bond movie too.

  40. MOD PARENT DOWN, GRANDPARENT UP by Wesley+Willis · · Score: 0

    Mod cousins left and mod Batman's ass to the floor!

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  41. Suck a cheetah's dick! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Suck a polar bear's funky ass!

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    1. Re:Suck a cheetah's dick! by Pilferer · · Score: 1, Troll

      Shut up, Wesley!

    2. Re:Suck a cheetah's dick! by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

      Alcohol got me through some of my hardest finals!
      Having said that, I should note that I am an Aerospace engineer. Makes you want to fly, doesn't it...

  42. Re:A Christmas Pony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you. That's the funniest thing I've read for a while.

  43. okay, I'm in the air... by MegaFur · · Score: 2

    now how do I *land*? The article mentions it's heavy enough and large enough that it would require some sort of support structure while it's on the ground. How do they intend to handle landings?

    Is the pilot supposed to expertly align the craft with the support structure while still airborne? Or is that just something they'll work out later? (What's this thing coming up to meet me very, very fast? ... Ground! ... I wonder if it'll be friends with me...)

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    1. Re:okay, I'm in the air... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't Panic!

      =)

    2. Re:okay, I'm in the air... by mtempsch · · Score: 1
      now how do I *land*?

      Keep the fan going to take up most of the weight, the move over to the stand or have people move stand to you. Could get dusty though...

    3. Re:okay, I'm in the air... by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      The support is permanatly attached to the pack. Just setting down gentry is all that is required.

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    4. Re:okay, I'm in the air... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine a helicopter with a pair of feet dangling in between the skids. You can probably mod it to allow for water landings. I'd hate to be the one to run out of fuel while attempting to cross a lake.

  44. Keep your German cars by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    I don't know why you're picking on Ford. I drive a 1992 Escort and have lived in Seattle for about 8 years, so the wipers have gotten LOTS of hours on them, and no failure yet!

    The only German car I've ever owned was a VW Rabbit, and I paid more in repairs for the car than I did for the car! And the morons are *still* using that idiotic seat-tilt knob instead of a lever like everyone else has figured out decades ago. Ugh.

    Now, if you want to use Dodge as your crappy American car company example, I'll support you all the way. :)

    1. Re:Keep your German cars by Osty · · Score: 1

      Now, if you want to use Dodge as your crappy American car company example, I'll support you all the way. :)

      Ah, but Dodge is now too close to a German car, being a Daimler-Chrysler brand.

    2. Re:Keep your German cars by smithmc · · Score: 1

      The only German car I've ever owned was a VW Rabbit, and I paid more in repairs for the car than I did for the car!

      Um, American car companies aren't the only ones who've improved their quality since the '80s. (And as much as the Big Three have improved, they've still got some catching up to do.) Besides which, if your Rabbit was an '80s model, there's a good chance it was built in the United States, not in Germany.

      And the morons are *still* using that idiotic seat-tilt knob instead of a lever like everyone else has figured out decades ago. Ugh.

      That "idiotic" knob gives much finer control over seatback position than the stupid lever does, and allows the seat to be released forward in 2-door cars without messing up the seatback position. And why does it seem that only German manufacturers (and Saturn) have figured out how to provide manual seat height adjustment?

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    3. Re:Keep your German cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And why does it seem that only German manufacturers (and Saturn) have figured out how to provide manual seat height adjustment?

      My (French) Peugeot also does that.

  45. Bad Luck by teyu · · Score: 1

    Rocket packs can be hazardous to your health in more ways than the obvious.

    Read on for a true story of kidnapping and murder all based around a rocket pack.
  46. Now this is what happens... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

    ...when you let mechanical engineers het bored! :)

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  47. reassured by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Being a mechanical engineer, I have to admit that this is some very impressive engineering. Knowing that there are people out there doing stuff like this on their spare time, makes me feel reassured that we will be ok after all.

    I will probably get mod. redundant for this one..

  48. Jet powered? by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

    Somebody should tell this retard that there was a reason that the U.S. Military chose rocket propulsion over jet. (Look at the size of the damn thing, not to mention the problems caused by the intake/reduced thrust of a jet.)

    1. Re:Jet powered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an aerospace engineer, you ought to know that using a fan increases the mass flow, which increases the thrust for a given amount of input power at low speeds. That's why helicopters have long rotor blades - it's to keep the disc loading down.

      I believe the original rocket belts used a monopropellant rocket for mechanical simplicity in order to keep weight to a minimum, accepting the loss in efficiency as part of the tradeoff. The guy in the article is making the opposite tradeoff: he is using a heavier, more complex system in an attempt to get more effeciency and more endurance. He's basically building a turbofan.

      I don't know if his approach is the best one, but from some (very) rough preliminary designs of light jet aircraft that I've done, (I'm an engineer too) I do know that it's very, very hard to get both thrust and endurance from a small man carrying turbine powered vehicle without going to the complexity of having a propeller.

    2. Re:Jet powered? by esonik · · Score: 1

      Rocket propulsion has the fundamental disadvantage over all other means of propulsion in that it "throws away" mass - which requires a large starting mass if you want long operation times (you are limited by the rocket equation). Jet propulsion on the other hand just accelerates the surrounding air - you don't have to carry all the air with you, whereas you have to carry all rocket fuel with you (and in the beginning you have to lift all the rocket fuel that will be used at later time of the flight).

  49. Has this guy considered contacting DEKA? by cheezus_es_lard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, they might be interested in helping with and/or providing logic / software for control and stabilization based on attitude, in addition, possibly control based on shift of body attitude, like a hang-glider, but based on posi sensors or something. Possibly in return for sponsorship (big SegWay sticker on the back, or maybe DEKA gets first dibs on production or some such).

    I'd love to see the plans for this released on the 'net. I'm no machinist, but I know some guys who are pretty capable. I'm sure the four of us could team up to build one of these... as long as we could scrape up the cash. If it's possible, that'd be very cool, even if they had to be purchased (just make it reasonable!).

    I was thinking as well, the platform isn't very production-capable due to the suspension system. The person belts in like the Bell Rocket Belt did, suspended in a chest harness, and skydiving-style leg straps. That means, that controlling the machine relies on the ability of the user to keep himself on his elbows on the control bars, while the leg straps help suspend him. This isn't really a good way to make a widely-accessable vehicle. Besides the fact that the unavoidable high weight issues require some sort of feet, the system itself needs to carry the user, much as a car does. There should probably be a SMALL plate at the bottom, connected by a pair of rods (or a large single rear rod) to the chassis. This could also be the basis for the body-orientated direction control. I would think that in addition to this, the chest harness would be used, and in addition, making the joysticks adjustable for height and so on would be an option. Also, there could be a fold-down adjustable seat that the user could sit on as well. The feet could be deployable for landing, and there could be a collapsing-into-backpack capability (the footrest retracts, the seat/footrest folds backwards, the nozzles all fold in, the joysticks fold inwards and stow behind the user, and he walks around with a relatively heavy backpack (or possibly it could have wheels to roll around on).

    This is just an outpouring of my stoned mind, please forgive anything that doesn't make sense.

    Merry Christmas and all that jazz,
    -cheezus_maximus (new nick coming soon!!)

  50. It's all about statistics by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

    I would have definitely gone with rocket propulsion for its advantage in "thrust" to "I am going to die" ratio. Not that I have never wanted to strap a P&W Jet engine to my back; it just seems better left to ultraman.

  51. amature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    next time, do your research before masquarading a goatse link as google.

  52. grandma got run over by a jetpack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh no!

  53. Working jetpacks are out there... by Raetsel · · Score: 5, Informative

    I visited the Smithsonian Air & Space museum about 2 years ago, and noticed a cool device that was, I believe, based on an engine built by the Williams company.

    (Williams makes some very small turbojet engines, famously for use in cruise missiles)

    If I remember correctly, the Jetpack was a very Buck Rogers-looking device, with considerably greater endurance than the Bell Rocketbelt. Unlike the Rocketbelt with its' flight time of ~30 seconds (depending on which model you get your hands on); the Jetpack had a flight time of about 7 minutes, and featured a helmet shaker that would get your attention when you were about to run out of fuel.

    (I want to say the Smithsonian display claimed a flight time of 30 minutes...)

    So there's the problem... we can easily build an engine -- turbofan or rocket -- that'll lift itself, some fuel, and a person -- it just can't lift very much fuel, and these engines (or rockets) are thirsty!!

    I can't seem to find much mention of the Jetpack on the Air & Space site, so here's what I can find:

    • www.flying-contraptions.com

      • "The WASP (Williams Aerial Survey Platform) had a jet engine on the bottom; a single occupant essentially stood on the fuel tank. Williams International, in Walled Lake, Michigan, makes little fanjet engines for cruise missiles, which were ideal for one-man jet belts. Bell worked with them on a jet belt with 7-minute endurance, which first flew on 7 April 1969. Later Williams developed the WASP, later renamed the "X-JET", which looked like a pilot standing in a garbage can. The 600-pound turbofan was mounted in front of the pilot, and the WASP could stay airborne for 30 minutes, reach speeds of 60 mph, and land in a four-square-foot area. It is unknown where the project stands today. It was a contract with the Army Tank Automotive Command. "

    • Smithsonian Air & Space Museum page about the Bell Rocketbelt

      • "However, despite the belt's apparent popularity, it turned out to be a commercial failure, mainly due to its limited use because of its short duration use. The Army's higher priority of missile development also contributed toward the loss of Army interest. The Army, and also Marine Corps which had considered the belt, did not adopt it and Bell no longer became sought its further development. In January, 1970, a license to sell and manufacture the Bell Jet Belt was granted by Bell Aerospace Textron to Williams International (formerly Williams Research Corp.) of Walled Lake, Michigan. Williams went onto to develop an improved, longer-duration jet-powered version of the belt."

    • Page mostly about the Bell Rocketbelt, but attributes a turbojet-based belt to them as well

    • This site seems to confirm my "30 minute flight time" recollection -- but the quote is "...an endurance of up to 26 minutes was anticipated", which would seem to say it was never achieved.

    • Here's another (similar) picture, but the site it links to is a 404.

    All that said, this thing looks interesting. High-bypass turbofan, ducting similar to an AV-8(A|B) Harrier, carbon fiber for light weight... I want to see video of it flying!
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    1. Re:Working jetpacks are out there... by limekiller4 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Raetsel writes:
      "...and featured a helmet shaker that would get your attention when you were about to run out of fuel."

      Later models included a helmet puncher, throat throttler or nut twister as a standard option.

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    2. Re:Working jetpacks are out there... by Suidae · · Score: 2

      (Williams makes some very small turbojet engines, famously for use in cruise missiles)

      "...an endurance of up to 26 minutes was anticipated"

      This really makes me wonder. If you were building a device that was designed to fly really fast, for a really short time, at the end of which it would be blown into lots of very small pieces, how much time would you spend making it durable?

      Is the 26 minutes less related to the amount of fuel it carries than the amount of time it takes for the bearings and whatnot to wear out?

    3. Re:Working jetpacks are out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The military applications for this sort of device would be impressive -- just imagine individual troops 'bouncing' over high obstacles (think Tribes!). That would absolutely rock. You'd not only get a better perspective of the battlefield, but you could cover far more ground.

      It would suck to have to refuel every thirty minutes, though. I can see that being a problem. Oh, and the falling grunts.

    4. Re:Working jetpacks are out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuel usage.

      Williams also makes plenty of engines for small General Aviation aircraft.

      Though their most notable recent venture with the EJ22 and Eclipse Aviation has just fallen through. It was a contract in which Eclipse had exclusive rights for use of the engine for an unreleased amount of time. So anyone else who was in the market for said engine went looking elsewhere. Now Eclipse doesn't want it, and everyone else who might want it is using a competitor. Ouch!

      ~Blake

  54. tech heads? by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 0, Troll

    You mod up dumbass comments like you don't know what you are talking about. Wait a minute... If it doesn't involve C++, you don't know what you are talking about. Need proof? Try talking to a girl.

  55. Well... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    If you a whole minute to get ready, I don't think you'd really need to worry about it to much. Since the angle would go from the one you didn't think you could be attacked from to the one you know you're going to be attacked from.

    And as another poster mentioned, you'd make a really easy target.

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  56. Beautiful Disaster by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

    Being an Aerospace Engineer, I can't help but appreciate the efforts put forth by this brave individual. Having said that, I dare him to strap that thing on and spark it up. I would rather tie myself to the bottom of an F-18. Sure will be a great home video, though...

    1. Re:Beautiful Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would your penis be in danger if you used this thing?

    2. Re:Beautiful Disaster by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

      Hell yes!

      Everyone knows the penis is the first thing that the evil jet engines attack!!!!!

    3. Re:Beautiful Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we'll see it some time on MTV Jackass.

  57. Missing security feature by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2
    This thing needs a rollcage(bar) for the pilot's head. At 120KG (almost 300 lb), if that thing tilts over on landing, the pilot's going to get his neck snapped (paresuming that he doesn't lose his head completely)./

    It wouldnt' add much to the weight, but it would make a lot of difference to safety of that unit.

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  58. Hot Exhaust by chevelleSS · · Score: 1

    I would think that the exhaust off of that engine would be pretty damn hot! I don't see how it would even be bearable to ride on such a contraption!

    1. Re:Hot Exhaust by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

      they did it with a rocket in the Fifties...

    2. Re:Hot Exhaust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hot exhaust from the gas generator is used to drive a larger fan. The cool flow goes through the lift nozzles and the lesser hot flow is ducted away from the pilot and used for yaw control. RTFM!

  59. Its not just me by It's+me...+Joey! · · Score: 1

    Jeremy Cholfin and Chris Allen are retardely smart. Just ask them. IQ = Two million

  60. Webbie Award by tacocat · · Score: 2

    I think he should get a webbie award for one of the most fundamentally flawed web sites I've ever seen!

    I started to read it but got motion sick from all the horizontal scrolling. If he wants a sponsor, or even hits, he should consider redesigning his web pages so they don't suck!

    Sorry to blow all my Karma Points on this one, but he won't get a sponsor if this is his presentation.

    1. Re:Webbie Award by shogun · · Score: 2

      Horizontal scrolling? Sorry I didn't get any of that at all, I had a window at a decent size, 800 pixels or so and there was no horizontal scrollbar to be seen. What were you trying to view that page with? A PDA?

    2. Re:Webbie Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horizontal scrolling?
      Yes
      Sorry I didn't get any of that at all, I had a window at a decent size, 800 pixels or so and there was no horizontal scrollbar to be seen. What were you trying to view that page with? A PDA?
      No, Phoenix browser with 800 x 600 resolution on a PC. Next question?

    3. Re:Webbie Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE 5.2.2 on Mac OS X. Same problem. It looks like absolute shit.

    4. Re:Webbie Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So copy his HTML source and figure out what the bug is in your pathetic browser. Maybe it's the P ALIGN=LEFT tag. Maybe it's the fact that the table column has a hardcoded width of 627 and sets the font to +2 Univers CE and your browser gags.

      The HTML on that page is dead-simple, so it looks like the most likely explanation is that your browser sucks. Do some investigation and let us know what's causing your browser to fall on its face.

  61. Now how about a better fuel source?? by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    A gas turbine engine??
    Jeez, just what we need, more pollutant-spewing transportation devices.

    Why not modify the thing to use hydrogen fuel cells instead?

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    1. Re:Now how about a better fuel source?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're kidding. One of my pet peeves is the way that people consider fuel cells to be some kind of magic device from the starship Enterprise. The hydrogen has to come from somewhere. Sure, water contains lots of hydrogen atoms, but it takes the use of energy (from a pollution producing powerplant) to extract them. And when you combine the hydrogen with oxygen in your fuel cell to produce power, you get -- water.

      Hydrogen represents (Gibb's) available energy in a storable form. Fuel cells are a power conversion technology.

      FUEL CELLS ARE NOT A SOURCE OF ENERGY!

      With the collective IQ that we have, Homo Sapiens will be extinct on no time. Some day, alien archeologists are going to dig up our SUV's and wonder: "WTF were those silly monkeys thinking?"

  62. Build a cabin! by Qbertino · · Score: 2

    Heavens, what a monster! That's not a backpack device anymore! A custom turbine with such a diameter ought to have a considerable amount of weight, let alone combined with the engine.
    Since it will need supporting struts and something of a supportive landing gear (so the pilot doesn't break his legs) he might as well build a cabin-cockpit right away.
    Maybe something like a bubble to crouch in. Guess that would also make some room for airflow and control improvement and solve the safety problem.
    That aside, this shure is a cool gadget. Will my standard Euro-Drivers-License do? :-)

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  63. wow by Hanji · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm more impressed that the server is still standing...
    Most projects like this that get posted, with lots of pictures, die within minutes.

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    1. Re:wow by 1Oman · · Score: 1

      Its Christmas Eve. Most ppl have other things to do.

  64. Jetpack? by TREETOP · · Score: 2, Funny

    umm, I don't think so. I've seen one or two exotics at an unnamed Hamvention, so here is my own Rule #16: don't strap yourself to a hundred pounds of pre-shrapnel. Strap in someone else. Science hurts.

  65. Re:Hot Exhaust - loud noise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who in /. would like to be bolted to a noisy jet engine when the average person doesn't like the noisy fans or hard drives in his (or her ?) PC ?

  66. Your sig... by Theaetetus · · Score: 1, Funny
    In Soviet Russia, they did the exact opposite of whatever this story is about!

    Oh, you mean "in Soviet Russia, the jet packs you!"

    ;)
    -T

  67. SoloTrek XFV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its not a rocket pack, but the military is helping to fund it, and it has flown. It uses an internal combustion engine to drive 2 shrouded fans above your shoulders. It does seem very loud, tho I'm sure with some refinement the noise could be lowered (using different blades on the fans and different shrouds). Still its a really neat idea. I wouldn't mind flying to work in one of those. Would make a 40mile trek much easier. Here is the link: http://www.solotrek.com/mjet/index1.html . and yes, I'm too lazy to figure out how to implement an inline.

  68. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hydrogen represents (Gibb's) available energy in a storable form"

    To be accurate, I should have said:

    Hydrogen in gaseous form is a medium for the storage of (Gibb's) available energy.

    Note to self:
    1) think
    2) rant

    But what the heck, this is Slashdot.

  69. Lonely way to die. by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2

    Being a pilot who owns my own airplane, and a firm believer that flying machines should get their lift from either a fairly sizeable airfoil, or a large container full of lighter-that-air gas... I can only say that while this machine is indeed a wonder of geekdom, it certainly looks like a lonely way to die.

    1. Re:Lonely way to die. by gerardrj · · Score: 2

      So perhaps NASA should re-think their whole space program from the 50s forward?

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  70. My word! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks just like a giant...

  71. If you want to save some cash by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2

    there are alternatives...

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  72. German Engineering as it applies to cars is myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an owner of a German car, I think I have some valuable input. My car was released 3 years ago and was actually a slight modification plus different engine to a currently-existing car. My car has been recalled 5 or 6 times and it also made the top 10 list!

    You have to remember that recalls meaning the car is being made better and that everyone has recalls.

    Anyway, as far as I can tell, German Engineering means they make things 10X as complex as they need to be and thus prone to failure. My Saturn had fewer repairs in 8 years than my German car has in 3. A friend had a Benz 190 (not exciting, but well before the recent decontenting) and he pretty much showed me what German Engineering meant. His ignition key had 5 positions, not 3 (lock, stop/accessory, run and then two positions which light only the left or right hazard lights) and was made of pot metal. So, it was chock full of features but made no better or even worse than domestic parts.

    no, if you want zillions of features with a lousy UI to control them (Audi being the only exception) and plenty of chance of going wrong, then get a German car. If you want reliability, get a Toyota Corolla. You'll die of boredom before the car breaks down.

  73. It so small... by core+plexus · · Score: 2
    ...and quiet, no one will even notice you're wearing it!

    Seriously, it's cool, but you can tell the guy is German. Not a piece of duct tape in any of the photos.

  74. Re:German Engineering as it applies to cars is myt by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1

    Being able to light only the left or right hazard lights is a necessary feature in Europe. There it is common to park your car in the road on narrow village streets. At night you want to light the left side of your car if you park on the right side of the street. I only really learned what "parking lights" are for once I lived in Europe for a few years. You use them so people can see your car when you park on the street at night. In America, we only use them when moving in twilight when we for some reason we don't want to use headlights.

  75. Jet Pack + Segway Stabilizer by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1

    Hmm, Mate a jet pack or this ducted fan with the gyro stabilizers from a Segway and then you have a stable platform that will move the direction you move avoiding all the problems from having to have a weighted bottom to keep it upright.

  76. Look at where the pilot's torso is positioned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The pilot's torso is directly in the path of the jet's output. Any solid objects sucked into the intake are likely to punch a hole through the output manifold and be blown through the pilot.

    I apologize profusely for observing that such an event during an inaugural test flight would be a tragic blow to this astounding engineering effort, but would also make for one of the most totally cool and awesome video clips ever produced anywhere.

  77. So many applications... by kaytea2k · · Score: 1

    for a personal turbo engine. Military is the most relevant, the ability to make precision low-altitude attacks could replace alot of heavy infantry, construction, and competition racing.

  78. Very cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks, I had no idea that Rover ran a gas turbine car at LeMans. That's really neat.

    With turboprops, the gas generator runs at a constant rpm, and the propeller pitch changes to absorb increased power with increased throttle, so that there is very little lag in response. The F404 in F-18s have a lag of about 4 sec (IIRC) from idle to full dry thrust which is considered to be very good. The early turbojets (such as on the B-47) had lags in the range of 8 to 10 sec and were something of a problem for pilots who were accustomed to the quick response of propeller driven aircraft. Aircraft of this period (particularly carrier aircraft) flew the landing approach with high drag flaps and/or airbrakes open so that they could keep the throttle at a high rpm setting to have quick response if they had to abort the landing and go around. I've never considered the effect of lag in automotive applications, however.

    Well, I'm going to take my own advice. I'm off to Google to see if I can find out more about this LeMans stuff.

  79. Re:Jet Pack + Segway Stab...parent is insighful by Joey7F · · Score: 2

    Mod parent insightful. I believe when Kamen first came out with the designs for Segway, the first peekers, admittedly according to rumor, saw a future version that hovered. Now that the traditionally problematic stablization has been addressed.

    --Joey

  80. Rockets are different.... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2

    I consider a rocket to be more of a "projectile" than a flying machine :-)

  81. Re: Engine reliability by Raetsel · · Score: 2

    • "This really makes me wonder. If you were building a device that was designed to fly really fast, for a really short time, at the end of which it would be blown into lots of very small pieces, how much time would you spend making it durable?"
    Quite a bit, actually.
    1. Cruise missiles don't fly for minutes, they fly for (potentially) hours.
    2. They get launched (none too gently!) from ships, submarines, bombers, and whatever else we manage to bolt them onto.
    3. Before they're launched, they sit around for ages with little or no maintenance.
    4. Cruise missile engines are started with a pyrotechnic cartridge (a small rocket motor starts things spinning), so they have to withstand that abuse.
    5. (And they get only one chance to start.)
    6. Our military is famous for demanding things be over-built; they're paranoid about failure, and take some extreme steps to prevent unexpected outcomes. (Spending a lot of money on engines is one approach, they don't care -- it's not their money.)
    The 26-minute figure is, in this case, absolutely related to fuel carrying capability, not engine reliability. Turbine engines are a rather nasty environment for moving parts -- hot particulate combustion products, lubrication problems, extreme rotational speeds -- as a result, engines really can't be built cheaply, and even the 'disposable' ones are going to last a lot longer than 26 minutes... or even an hour.

    Another important point is the fact that missile engines are operating closer to the limits of their design (running hot and fast) versus the stresses the same engine would be subject to in a different situation (a jetpack, for instance).

    The gas-turbine-powered Indianapolis race car is an interesting example of bearing failure. It ran almost the entire race, only to fail about 3 laps from the finish due to a cheap bearing. They'd used a commercial engine (not cheap or designed for a short life by any stretch!), and it lasted almost the whole race -- but not quite.

    (It was Parnelli Jones driving a Granatelli/Pratt & Whitney car in the 1967 Indy 500, if you're interested.)

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  82. Looks heavy... by Puppet+Master · · Score: 1
    This thing looks pretty heavy... How exactly does he plan on strapping it to his body without falling over?

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  83. Re:Look at where the pilot's torso is positioned.. by CityZen · · Score: 1

    No, the jet's output is out the back. The jet exhaust is used to power a fan (just a regular fan) that blows downward.

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