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To the Moon and Beyond

isorox writes "The BBC is reporting that 'Europe is considering sending humans to the Moon, Mars and beyond within the next few decades', although the UK government 'does not support human space flight and will not fund UK citizens to go through the official European astronaut training programme'. However while plans are made for the next 30 years, Rosetta is due to launch in 2 weeks time, ready to rendevous and land on a comet in 2011. Assuming it doesn't blow up on launch."

227 comments

  1. Yihaa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Cool! Go EU!

  2. Kudos to the Euros! by smagruder · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the Europeans would be the first to step on the Moon (according to some). Wow! That would be quite an accomplishment! :)

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    1. Re:Kudos to the Euros! by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 1, Troll

      Well, I don't think anyone else has been to the moon. So it would be a first I suppose.

      Oh, you mean that hollywood flick starring Niel Armstrong? How many Oscars was that?

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    2. Re:Kudos to the Euros! by moody834 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no... You misunderstood. The French said it will be the first worthwhile person to set foot on the moon.

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    3. Re:Kudos to the Euros! by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 0

      I thought the French WERE the first people on the moon...some kid reporter, wasn't it?

      Or was it the Syldavians or the Belgians or something like that. Anyway, I remember reading a couple of comic books about it when I was a kid.

    4. Re:Kudos to the Euros! by linelec · · Score: 1

      And the Europeans would be the first to step on the Moon (according to some). Wow! That would be quite an accomplishment! :)

      A real trip this time, not made in NASA studio!

    5. Re:Kudos to the Euros! by Alsee · · Score: 2

      And the Europeans would be the first to step on the Moon (according to some).

      I really doubt it.
      Haven't you noticed Europeans have been investing heavily in Hollywood studios lately?

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  3. Question by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How does the ESA decide which projects to pursue, how much to spend, and who will contribute what or get which contract?

    Give the political tussles that go on in the United States over such things, I can only think Europe with rivalries running back centuries would be quite challenging. On the other hand -- they seem to be doing quite well!

    1. Re:Question by KjetilK · · Score: 5, Interesting
      ESA has a Science Programme Committee that has the main say in which projects to pursue. The members are scientists from each of the member countries.

      To some extent, everything is politics, but the scientists of the ESA-SPC have generally been well focused on scientific merits, and on consensus within the scientific community.

      Who gets what contracts is on a different level, and I have no idea how that happens.

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    2. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just think about how it would "stimulate" the Americans to get to Mars first! ;-)

    3. Re:Question by patiwat · · Score: 4, Informative

      > To some extent, everything is politics, but the scientists of the ESA-SPC have generally been well focused on scientific merits, and on consensus within the scientific community

      It is all about politics. Why else was the scientific budget frozen for much of the latter half of the 90's, while the launchers budget bloomed, or the massive amount of funds on the table for Galileo?

      The ESA's budget is practically set by the European space ministers, who are usually ministers of science of the european governments. The science ministers are influenced much more by industrialists (who supposedly build European space capabilities and labor force) than by scientists.

      As a general rule, you should ignore any statements about multi-billion dollar multi-decade programs made by individual scientists, ESA members, and departments, and focus more on the proceedings and commentaries of the actual each ESA Minister meetings which occur once every couple of years. That's where the real committments are made. Since most major programs require committment from all ESA members, a pork-barrel policy supported by France might not neccesarily be supported by Germany or England.

  4. What is up with the UK by lowtekneq · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can someone from the UK answer this please? Is it the people or just the government that is so opposed to doing anything that involves the European Union? I'm German and spent a good deal of my life there, and i still try to keep up to date with European politics. The UK didn't want the Euro, they don't agree with the EU when it comes to war.. What gives?

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    1. Re:What is up with the UK by Arimus · · Score: 1

      I think the UK people with regards to space flight might not object too much however we'd probably rather see our taxes go elsewhere.

      And I'm going to go into the reasons why most of Britain is anti-Euro/anti-EU - too little time and no interest on here.

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    2. Re:What is up with the UK by Chicane-UK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hm.. I agree that there are more important things to spend our taxes on (like building another millenium dome, giving our uncorrupt politicians pay rises, or cramming yet more refugees into our country*) - but I don't see why our country is so opposed to Europe.

      I recently went to the Netherlands on a short break, and got used to the Euro quite quickly.. I think its time we grow up and adopt that.

      (*That was sarcasm, for those who didnt get it!) :)

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    3. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK goverment is currently in deep shit over issues of low pay (e.g the fire stikes), and high taxes (especially on fuel, which currently costs around 80p/l which is approx $5/USGallon) at the moment, not to mention the Shortage of Workers in Education and Health, We cant afford to go up into space at the moment!

    4. Re:What is up with the UK by peterpi · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The British are opposed to Europe because The Sun newspaper tells usto be, and we are too stupid to think for themselves.

    5. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree and think that the country should enter into the spirit of the EU a little more.

      I've been to the mainland a fair bit in recent years, and would love for the UK to be a little more integral to the spirit of things.

      It's the geography and history though man.
      We're an island, that has for a long time been "apart" from continental proceedings. Of course we are going to be suspicious of "bloody foreigners"!

      Of course, so are the Irish, but they're chilled out as fuck, and that doesn't count.

      Can I ask, why are you so interested in what the UK does? I've always lived here, and if I were you, I wouldn't give a rats ass what the UK does.

      PS> How the feidf can I setup proxomitron to let me login to \.

    6. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we are too stupid to think for themselves.

      I think the grammar police would agree with you on that point.

    7. Re:What is up with the UK by Mike1024 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Hey,

      Can someone from the UK answer this please? Is it the people or just the government that is so opposed to doing anything that involves the European Union?

      Well, to many britons, the european parliment seems obscure and far away. People don't pay much attention in EU elections, often don't know who thier representatives in the european parliment are, etc. As such, people feel disconnected from the political process.

      It is rare for people to hear about the european parliment making exciting, good, beneficial decisions; there are often stories about people being arrested for not using metric measures, and other buracratic rulings. Furthermore, quite often when important legal decisions are made by top courts, there is a european court that overturns the decision.

      Reasons for going into Europe are typically complicated economic reasons, like no currency fluxuations helping buisness trading within europe, and suchlike. These issues are complicated and hard to understand. It is easy, on the other hand, to talk about how "there'll always be an england"; jingoistic flag-waving is easy, while teaching a population about economics is not.

      So, to summarise, people feel independance stands for:
      • Tradition
      • Election system that people understand


      While people feel integration with europe stands for:
      • Unelected buracracy
      • Our elected representatives being over-ruled
      • Ending up getting dragged into a european super-state
      • Plus the Euro has a stupid name


      That's my take on it, anyway.

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    8. Re:What is up with the UK by peterpi · · Score: 1

      oops!

    9. Re:What is up with the UK by T-Kir · · Score: 2

      Plus you have The Mirror trying to shepherd the people, but be on the other side of the fence. That's what make me sick about my home country, but being in the USA isn't saying much... it's just like most of the major the news channels model themselves on the worst and most insidious UK rag; The Daily Mail (i.e. Do gooders, point the blame on someone else, etc).

      Plus, on one side our PM is Bush's lapdog, and on the other he is being the high school tease with the rest of Europe... and the politicians wonder why there is so much voter apathy!

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    10. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one has told us why we should be pro Europe.
      So we just see taxes going into a black hole.

      If someone could tell us what good things Europe actually does we might get excited about it, otherwise it just seems like a waste of our money (which Tony B-Liar can do quite well by himself).

      Anyway moonlandings?
      Couldn't we just ask the US whats there? I'm sure its just a few rocks.

      And wasn't it the general plan to let the US do all the silly things like:

      1)spending s***loads of meny to put man on the moon do they could play golf?
      2)Invent the DMCA?

      Then laugh at the US for making silly mistakes;) D'oh!
      *sigh*
      Back to complaining about the weather...

    11. Re:What is up with the UK by glesga_kiss · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The UK isn't in Europe apparently. In the news and media, it's always "over in Europe" not "elsewhere in Europe". It's almost seen to be a different place; disconnected from us.

      The island thing is probably a big part of it.

    12. Re:What is up with the UK by iJed · · Score: 1

      Its 18 years of near nationalist tory government. It still shocks me today that people actually ever voted for that witch Thatcher.

    13. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are still pissed that the yanks kicked them out of America. Also the fact that they are still so proud of their damn queen, tea time, and black pudding. Besides don't forget that the French are in the EU, and those two still have old grudges to finish. Then again I would rather have the English in the EU then the French!

      Und das ist alles!

    14. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, I thought you were staying out of the EU because you do like to think for yourselves.

    15. Re:What is up with the UK by Soft · · Score: 1
      Plus the Euro has a stupid name

      Blame the Germans. France wanted to keep "ECU". (There being a French "écu" currency a few centuries back is purely incidental, of course...)

    16. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hm.. I agree that there are more important things to spend our taxes on (like building another millenium dome)
      Except tax money wasn't used to build the Millennium Dome. It was built with commercial sponsership and funding from the National Lottery. And it was a very good day out.
    17. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was actually referring to all the tax payers money that was continually pumped into the dome before its demise, in a vain attempt to keep it afloat.

      And I couldn't comment on how good it was.. I never got to go.

    18. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be fun in Portugal. In Portuguese ECU translates to "is ass".

    19. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we are not your bitches!, thats the fucking problem with Europe.

      Listen we voted for a common market so that we could sell you stuff and thats it. We lost hundreds of thousands of people in to fucking world wars and countless other shitty wars so that we did not have to take orders from european powers.

      When are you going to get the fucking idea and stop trying to rule us, you failed using weapons and now your trying to take it using our money. If we don't want to use the fucking Euro then whats the big fucking problem??

      Listen if you want to get into a cock measuring contest with the yanks thats your problem we haven't got an inferiority complex with them.

      And before we get into the Little Englander insults lets fucking remember who you lot came fucking running to when you got bullied and needed someone to help you out!!

    20. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >..anything that involves the European Union

      ESA is not a part of the EU (thankfully), the member states are not the same ones.

    21. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The americans and the russians? ;)

    22. Re:What is up with the UK by florin · · Score: 2

      Well, I agree on the last point. They should've gone with the name 'florin'. Because it is obviously much cooler than Euro and its a historical currency in more than one country.

    23. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think everyone agrees there. I don't know anybody in any of the member states that wants to have anything to do with the French. Too bad they block the way to Spain and Portugal, or else the Northern European countries, who generally have their shit together quite well, could simply kick them out.

    24. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop living in the past and grow up. It's us against the yanks and you're either with us or against us.

    25. Re:What is up with the UK by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2
      Except tax money wasn't used to build the Millennium Dome. It was built with commercial sponsership and funding from the National Lottery. And it was a very good day out.

      No no no no no!!! You are supposed to hate the Millennium Dome. Haven't you been reading the newspapers?

      Any attempt to have individual thoughts must be squashed. You must conform! Hate it! Even when you know nothing about it and have never been!

    26. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Prince Charles thought it was an ugly wart in the landscape, and who are you to argue with him? Bloody communist.

    27. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better her than that cnut Blair

    28. Re:What is up with the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we all know that, but what he said was an example of Britans bitchyness to be left alone all the while sucking on the teat of the USA

    29. Re:What is up with the UK by protohiro1 · · Score: 2

      I think you are right that a lot of people think this, but they need to stop reading daily mail. Britain cannot stand alone. I think a lot of intelligent people know this. Integration with europe is the only way to stay competitive. Everyone in europe is slightly upset and worried about the EU, change is unpleasant. But they also know that to compete economically with the US and Asia a unified europe has to be the future. Say what you will about the name of the currency, but the paper bills look so cool. The have bright colors! Everyone likes bright colors. Although I'll miss Darwin on the five pound note.

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    30. Re:What is up with the UK by hplasm · · Score: 1

      It still shocks me when anyone admits to it (very rare!).

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  5. Was it just me, or was that comment ... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... about it blowing up, just a tad rude. I don't see the point in critizing someone when they are trying. *shrugs*

    1. Re:Was it just me, or was that comment ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHO THE FUCK is so stupid that they moderated this as offtopic? You fucking dumb cumdumpsters. Someone ought to rape you with their fist for being such stupid fucktards. User #67820 makes a good point. The fucking story was a bit rude and he commented on it. Then some dumb fucking nigger comes along and says, "Oh boy - this post ain't 'bout fried chicken - I guess it's off-topic, shizzle." You jackasses!!! I hate you people for being so fucking stupid. Suck MY dick faggot!

    2. Re:Was it just me, or was that comment ... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2

      "Post Anonymously" is a beautiful thing, isn't it? It lets you absolutely flame the shit out of whomever moderated you down, while still preserving that all-important karma.

      Oh, speaking of which, you do know that the rules changed recently, right? Karma can no longer be redeemed for valuable prizes. Sorry.

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    3. Re:Was it just me, or was that comment ... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      > WhoTF is so stupid that they moderated this as offtopic?

      Yeah, that's what I thought too. Guess someone didn't read the article. Oh well, MetaMod will get them ;-)

    4. Re:Was it just me, or was that comment ... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      > Post Anonymously" is a beautiful thing, isn't it?
      I don't know. I have an account, so I don't hide behide some unknown name when I post, even if I *do* disagree with the moderators.

      > while still preserving that all-important karma.
      Who cares. I've been maxed for almost 2 years.

    5. Re:Was it just me, or was that comment ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it was just an insensitive attempt at humor. Wow, haha. Half a billion euros + spare change lost, that's *really* funny...

    6. Re:Was it just me, or was that comment ... by faqBastard · · Score: 2

      It IS rude, to be sure. But then again, if Europe is aiming to have a world-class rocket program of their own, then they should be prepared to take the heat.

      (As an aside, I've always heard that Arianespace's press release are fairly aggressive as to how great their products are. Can't ask for pity if that's true. Sorry, no links available.)

      Think of the Lockheed/NASA meters/feet screw-up on the Mars spacecraft. Can't tell how many people lost years of their lives/careers and were crushed by that development. But then again, fix the problem, and continue on to dare greatly yet more--

    7. Re:Was it just me, or was that comment ... by Khazunga · · Score: 2
      It IS rude, to be sure. But then again, if Europe is aiming to have a world-class rocket program of their own, then they should be prepared to take the heat.
      ESA isn't aiming... It already has a world class rocket program. I don't know current figures, but in 99/2000 Arianespace had ~50% of world launch market.
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  6. sweetness by schnits0r · · Score: 3, Insightful

    thats what we need. More interest in getting mankind somewhere instead of trying to kill a man of another kind.

    1. Re:sweetness by RicktheBrick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone should figure out the odds of mankind producing a space elevator. If the odds are even somewhat good that we will eventually produce such a device than we should reduce our spending till such a device is produced. I think that every dollar spent today would produce 100 times the results if we waited until that time.

    2. Re:sweetness by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Well, a dollar would produce 100x the results if you invested it for 40 years or so

    3. Re:sweetness by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      ...we should reduce our spending till such a device is produced. I think that every dollar spent today would produce 100 times the results if we waited until that time.

      Right. Because the developments in aerospace, materials science, astronomy, and so forth that come directly or otherwise from the space program are not worth having now--we ought to wait fifty or a hundred years. Should we stop planning the Next Generation Space Telescope--or other space-based observatories--until it gets cheaper to put them in space?

      We should evaluate proposed space missions for viability and based on potential scientific and economic spinoffs, not on savings associated with forty-year postponements for hypothetical technologies. Sometimes it is worth paying a premium to receive information sooner.

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  7. What will the Hoax theorists say? by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any chance they'll do a fly-by on the original moon landing site so we can STOP hearing from these types?

    That WOULD be a giant leap for mankind.

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    1. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      What will the Hoax theorists say?

      They'd say the Rosetta mission was faked, too. It's infinite regression or infinite regressives or something like that. :)

      The only real solution is to send these folks to the Moon themselves, let them be our first colony, which IMHO would be killing two or three birds with one rocket.

      Actually, the "brains" of the movement wouldn't go -- their motive is profit.

    2. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they'll just start claiming the European flight was a hoax aswell. There's just no helping some people.

    3. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And won't they be surprised to find that, when they do a fly-by, there is nothing there! They will have proved the hoaxters right!

    4. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by smagruder · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only real solution is to send these folks to the Moon themselves...

      Methinks you forgot to add "...without an oxygen supply..."

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    5. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about decimal? will the fly-by use decimal?

    6. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      Methinks you forgot to add "...without an oxygen supply..."

      Oh not to worry, they're already air-filled. Hot air. Lots of it.

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      *joke not for Rushies. :)

    7. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.

      Dude, haven't you ever boned a chicken or anything? Broken bones aren't sharp. Bones are actually pretty soft; they don't so much break as they do splinter, like wet wood.

      When someone chops off your hand, you'll be left with a ragged stump that's spewing bright red blood three feet into the air, and two mushy knobs that you could try to stick in his eyes if it weren't for the fact that you're lying on the ground going "Aaaa! Aaaa! My hand! Aaaa!"

    8. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aaaa! Aaaa! My hand! Aaaa!"

      Ironic, since it's actually the lack of hand you'd be screaming about.

    9. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      The only real solution is to send these folks to the Moon themselves, let them be our first colony, which IMHO would be killing two or three birds with one rocket.

      They would likely refuse to believe they were on the moon. They would step outside without suits in belief that they would be fine. They would send one out after another to see what happened to the previous one in some insane belief that each of them had been "done away with" by those who were trying to protect the truth of the hoax.

      When they are all dead, those left back on earth would simply say they had not been sent at all, but rather, were "silenced" for knowing too much.

      When we all leave to a bright new world, we'll leave them all behind. They'll refuse to believe we exist, and we can choose to forget that they ever did.

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    10. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by unapersson · · Score: 1

      "They'd say the Rosetta mission was faked, too. It's infinite regression or infinite regressives or something like that. :)"

      They should take one of them along and leave them on the moon. Then we can sit back and watch them regress themselves out of that one.

    11. Re:What will the Hoax theorists say? by babbage · · Score: 1

      Rosetta, nah, that's that Egyptian thing. An obvious NASA/ESA plot to throw us offguard :)

  8. Smile! by egg+troll · · Score: 0, Troll

    This will fulfill the EUs mandate to send astronauts with God-awful teeth into space! Well done, England! Well done!

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  9. Nice to see by bigberk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's good to see more interest in space travel and exploration. Doesn't anyone else think it's a bit stupid that nations spend so much money on weapons/military, just to cause that extra human suffering that makes life so grand... while we pass up the opportunity to explore what is undoubtedly the most fascinating and wonderful thing out there: space.

    Holy crap, aren't we a dumb bunch of talking apes. There's probably some pretty neat stuff out there beyond Earth...

    1. Re:Nice to see by BitHive · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      There's plenty of neat stuff here on Earth, too. Like starving and homeless people. But of course, money we divert from military spending shouldn't go to them, it should go towards developing space travel because it's pretty neat!

    2. Re:Nice to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are your priorities? How much of your income goes to the poor? Why don't you adopt a homeless person? Shouldn't most of your money be given to the poor to create a better society? Wouldn't communism be great?

    3. Re:Nice to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what have YOU done to help the starving and the homeless today?

      Nothing? Yeah, figures. So do shut up unless you've something concrete to show.

    4. Re:Nice to see by FattMattP · · Score: 2
      Holy crap, aren't we a dumb bunch of talking apes. There's probably some pretty neat stuff out there beyond Earth...
      Which is exactly why the aliens haven't contacted us. I'm sure that every interstellar map created has a big warning sticker right next to Earth warning to steer clear.
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    5. Re:Nice to see by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Doesn't anyone else think it's a bit stupid that nations spend so much money on weapons/military, just to cause that extra human suffering that makes life so grand... while we pass up the opportunity to explore what is undoubtedly the most fascinating and wonderful thing out there: space.

      Nope, not stupid at all. It's the spending on the military that gives us the freedom to be explorers. Without the (U.S.) military, we would quickly fall from civilization to barbarism.

      Maybe someday when all countries are stable democracies we won't need the military anymore, but that ain't gonna happen this century. Maybe next century.

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    6. Re:Nice to see by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      "it's a bit stupid that nations spend so much money on weapons/military"

      Hey, at least if you spend it on weapons, you have something, namely nice weapons to defend yourself with.

      Holland is building one useless freight railroad from nowhere to nowhere, and another high-speed train line that will cut the Amsterdam-Paris journey by an impressive 15 minutes. Total cost for these two projects? 15 billion Euro's. 15 frikkin' billion Euro's for two useless projects. A 1000 Euro's from every Dutch citizen. Just think what we could have done with this money in the area of science, education, medicine... or these Space missions.

      I do applaud this initiative, and I hope that European states will contribute liberally, though... I see that chances for that are very slim: this project affords no prestige to individual ministers and is thus doomed, as far as allocating funds is concerned.

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    7. Re:Nice to see by Saeger · · Score: 1
      What's a bigger motivator? (immediate) Fear or hope?

      There's your answer.

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    8. Re:Nice to see by axxackall · · Score: 1

      don't worry about democratic world any time soon - it is US who usually supports such regimes as taliban by both money and weapons. US will never let latin-american or African or Asian countries to join well-developed club, keeping those peoples in poverty and instability.

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    9. Re:Nice to see by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Hey Chomsky, is that you?

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    10. Re:Nice to see by Khazunga · · Score: 2
      Without the (U.S.) military, we would quickly fall from civilization to barbarism.
      OH MY GOD! Did I miss an irony marker, or do you really believe that?
      Maybe someday when all countries are stable democracies we won't need the military anymore...
      So, since other countries are not democracies, we should land there, tear the country apart and impose a democracy on the people. Patiently, please clearly ellaborate on the differences between this kind of "evangelism" and Europen Crusades.
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    11. Re:Nice to see by Khazunga · · Score: 2
      Holland is building one useless freight railroad from nowhere to nowhere, and another high-speed train line that will cut the Amsterdam-Paris journey by an impressive 15 minutes. Total cost for these two projects? 15 billion Euro's. 15 frikkin' billion Euro's for two useless projects. A 1000 Euro's from every Dutch citizen. Just think what we could have done with this money in the area of science, education, medicine... or these Space missions.
      Oh, don't feel so bad. Here in Portugal, our excellent leaders are planning a TGV line between Porto and Lisbon. There is already a high speed pendular railroad, so the time cut is around 15min. A whopping quarter of an hour. And they've redrawn the project so many times that the Spanish decided to go ahead and build their own goddamn rail network without taking communication with our trains into account.

      But, hey... TGVs are cool

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    12. Re:Nice to see by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      So, since other countries are not democracies, we should land there, tear the country apart and impose a democracy on the people.

      If we did that, then it wouldn't take 100+ years, now wouldn't it? Actually, probably the greatest thing we could do for the world would be to rip apart a lot of countries and remake them. Unfortunately, it's not that simple.

      What I find amusing is trying to find where in my post you decided I was advocating that. Nah, you're not someone who reads their own biases into things. Nah.

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    13. Re:Nice to see by Khazunga · · Score: 2
      If we did that, then it wouldn't take 100+ years, now wouldn't it? Actually, probably the greatest thing we could do for the world would be to rip apart a lot of countries and remake them. Unfortunately, it's not that simple.
      Actually, it would. You can't forcefully grow civilizations. Much as individuals, civilizations evolve, and must grow at their own pace. There's no guarantee that democracy will be the end result in the middle-east, or in African countries or in the East. The evolution will suit their own particular characteristics. For some, democracy is one valid stage. Lots of them have assimilated it naturally. None will take democracy by force. Ripping a country apart would destroy the natural evolution and would set the country back hundreds of years, reconstructing social fabric.
      What I find amusing is trying to find where in my post you decided I was advocating that. Nah, you're not someone who reads their own biases into things. Nah.
      It was the last alternative. You don't specify what you need the military for, in an exploratory endeavour. I can't actually believe one can suppose military actions to be a need for exploration. Military force is the only option left.

      My own country, Portugal, perhaps the greatest explorer people mankind ever saw (back in the 14th and 15th centuries), spawned an era of exploration without military actions. You see, we were at the time ~3 million people, and exploration by force was impossible. Scientific evolution did not need the military for anything, and empire building was done by culture mix with the natives, not by assimilation (contrary to spanish actions at the time, and brit actions later on).

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    14. Re:Nice to see by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      You don't specify what you need the military for, in an exploratory endeavour. I can't actually believe one can suppose military actions to be a need for exploration. Military force is the only option left.

      Sorry, you misunderstood. My point is not that we need the military for exploration, but that we need the military to keep the world in (relative) peace. Without the (particularly US) military, the unstable wacko leaders would aggressively pursue policies of expansion. There's a reason that the world has had (relative) peace for the last 50 years. You think human nature has changed that much since then?

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  10. The UK Government strikes again! :/ by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Informative

    the UK government 'does not support human space flight and will not fund UK citizens to go through the official European astronaut training programme'.

    This is the same UK Goverment that scrapped subsidies on University Tutor fees so that the load on the students doubled, the same UK government that doesnt support our athletes, all athletes have to get private sponsorship. This is the same UK Government which supports illegal asylum seekers better than its OAPs or people who really need the money! No wonder the UK is going down in the world.

    1. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sigh. So true.

      Britain has some serious talent that would be beneficial to the project. Rolls Royce has always been one of the world leaders in Aero Engines, and we have always had competent aviation technology. Not only that, but we have already invested a lot in the development of air breathing rocket engines until the Thatcher government canned the project.

      This is not a cost, but an investment. The main benefits of an aggressive space programme are the progression of science. Just the materials science aspect of the Apollo programme must have added billions to the economy - Just how much velcro and teflon is sold each year? Then there are ideas such as cordless power tools, and freeze dried food. According to one report (admittedly from NASA, so therefore probably a little biased), the US economy has received $7 back for each dollar spent on the space programme.

      Okay. I'll stop ranting now.

    2. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      It's kind of nice that the reason they don't spend money on manned exploration is that it does not provide any commmercial or scientific benefits. Look at how much money the USA wasted on the space station mainly for political reasons.

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    3. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      And clearly not same UK government that sponsored the greatest exploratory missions in history, for several centuries. One can only hope that the current short-sighted thinking is an aberration in the history of the British people.

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    4. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is an OAP?

    5. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the same UK govt. which is acting as Bush's puppet, to whatever he says.

      What gives?

      Need I say more?

    6. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      Old Age Pensioner. Basically someone who is drawing their retirement pension.

    7. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by FTL · · Score: 2
      > Just the materials science aspect of the Apollo programme must have added billions to the economy - Just how much velcro and teflon is sold each year?

      Velcro was invented in the 1940's by a Swiss inventor. Not NASA.

      Teflon was invented in the 1930's by Dupont. Not NASA.

      NASA has a page which lists real spinoffs from Apollo, not urban legends.

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    8. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Nitpicking.

      The point still stands. The spinoffs were tremendous.

    9. Re:The UK Government strikes again! :/ by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Bush: All your base are belong to us.

      UK: What? Just the military ones, or the economic ones too?

      Bush:All.

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  11. These... by groman · · Score: 0, Troll

    These Europeans you speak off... are they some sort of fruit? In all seriousness though, what kind of space program does europe have, sans Russia of course.

    1. Re:These... by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Informative

      Troll? Seems a perfectly reasonable question. Stupid moderators....

      Anyway, a bit of googling tells me:

      The ESA's space programme has been going on since the 70's, with some input from the French space programme about a decade before. It appears to bepretty much based on the pilotless Ariane 4 and Ariane 5 rockets which can carry about 5 tonnes into space. These are not as powerful as the shuttle (which manages about 22 tonnes I think), and have had the occasional problem, but are being developed at a leisurely pace. They are designed in a highly adaptable component manner, and also aim for low cost and adaptability.

      Many European countries have been producing satellites for some time. I think these often have to be launched by the US or Russia.

    2. Re:These... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      European countries might well launch using Russian or American or whoever's rockets simply because of economics. Patriotism isn't the be-all and end-all of life here...

      Oh just for the record, the UK launched its own satellite (Propero) using its own rocket design (Black Arrow). IIRC, the UK's rocket wasn't based on stolen V2s either (compared with Russian and USA)

    3. Re:These... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      European countries might well launch using Russian or American or whoever's rockets simply because of economics. Patriotism isn't the be-all and end-all of life here...

      Quite. Patriotism would be the wrong reason. Still, I'd like to see some larger Ariane rockets. The technology seems to be progressing at a reasonable rate, unlike the shuttle which hasn't had any substantial improvements since the 70's. Hopefully they'll have a heavy lifter, and a few reuseable parts in a few more years.

      Oh just for the record, the UK launched its own satellite (Propero) using its own rocket design (Black Arrow).

      An impressive feat, considering the budget available. Perhaps NASA should have asked them for advice on how to save money.

      IIRC, the UK's rocket wasn't based on stolen V2s either (compared with Russian and USA)

      Well, it probably had some input from the American space programme. Don't really think thats too much of a problem though. Most of those rocket scientists did just want to get to the Moon. No point in squandering the technology because its been used for evil purposes.

    4. Re:These... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it probably had some input from the American space programme. Don't really think thats too much of a problem though. Most of those rocket scientists did just want to get to the Moon. No point in squandering the technology because its been used for evil purposes.

      The point is that the American space program was based on European technology to begin with. As with most things.

  12. "Blowing up" was a little rude. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

    I think it's great that Europe is working on manned space flight, however that "blowing up" snide comment was a little rude. (And NO, this ISN'T offtopic you dumb moderators.)

    Why isn't NASA interested in sending people to Mars?

    Cheers

    1. Re:"Blowing up" was a little rude. by ua6oxa · · Score: 1

      In issue 10.12 of Wired Magazine there was a NASA Timeline sort of article -- it had a timeline of NASA's projected accomplishments and also what it had successfully achieved. Sending humans to Mars was on the agenda -- in fact, according to the projected timeline, we should have been ready to set up a base on Mars already!

    2. Re:"Blowing up" was a little rude. by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 1

      "blowing up" snide comment was a little rude
      When you are considering sending people (as compared with equipment) into space, you should have an outstanding safety record. So far this seems to be a problem.
      Why isn't NASA interested in sending people to Mars?
      Enron was prepared to set up an energy trading office on the moon but Arthur Anderson could not create enough tax benefits. Worldcom would have paid for the cable but they discovered there was too much "moonie" capacity already.

    3. Re:"Blowing up" was a little rude. by murky.waters · · Score: 1

      I assume you noticed, but WIRED has no clue whatsoever about anything that has happened/will happen in the world.

      They were the never-ending boom crowd. They were wrong.

      Besides, NASA hardly follows its own roadmap, so why should it care about some second rate rag way behind its prime pouting in the dark about how the world economy will be so wonderful and strong forever, so that the US government will even adequately fund space travel---wow that would be nice, wouldn't it?

      I can see it now, the NASA officials before Congress: "But we promised Wired Magazine! This isn't fair, you idiot politicians!" (They would be right about the second part)

      Addendum: you might say that less funding is "adequate".

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    4. Re:"Blowing up" was a little rude. by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      In issue 10.12 of Wired Magazine there was a NASA Timeline sort of article -- it had a timeline of NASA's projected accomplishments and also what it had successfully achieved. Sending humans to Mars was on the agenda -- in fact, according to the projected timeline, we should have been ready to set up a base on Mars already!

      I suspect that a manned Mars mission has always been 10-30 years out on every NASA timeline (or other space-exploration timeline) you could dig up. I have a little paperback from 1961 called First American Into Space that makes these predictions for what would happen:

      • 1961-1962: first orbital manned flights around the Earth. Unmanned probes to the Moon.
      • 1963-1964: unmanned probes to Mars and Venus. "Soft" instrument landings on the Moon. Continued unmanned satellite research.
      • 1965-1966: orbital flights around the Earth by multi-manned capsule laboratories. Unmanned orbiting of the Moon.
      • 1968: manned orbital flights around the Moon.
      • 1970: manned landing on the Moon. Construction of permanent space stations in orbit around Earth.
      • Mid-1970s: manned landings on Mars, Venus. Establishment of pioneer settlements on the Moon. Unmanned orbiting probes to the outer planets.
      • 1980: first large-scale exploration and settlement of Mars and Venus by scientific research teams.
      • Mid-1980s: first manned flights to the moons of Jupiter and Saturn. Beginning of the exploration of the outer planets.
      • 1990: commercial development of space by private enterprise. Health centers on the Moon, resorts on space stations. Interplanetary tourism.

      Up to 1970, their timeline wasn't too far off the mark. Friendship 7 (the third Mercury flight) orbited the earth in 1962. The Ranger missions sent cameras to the moon's surface beginning in 1964. Gemini III put two astronauts in orbit in 1965. Apollo 8 orbited the moon in 1968. Apollo 11 landed on the moon in 1969.

      After that, things started slipping. Skylab was launched into orbit in 1973, but it was used for less than a year before it was mothballed (and eventually allowed to burn up in 1979). They predicted manned missions to Mars (and Venus!) in ~15 years. It's been more than 40 years since that book was published, and the closest we've gotten to Mars is a handful of movies that try to guess at what it would be like.

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    5. Re:"Blowing up" was a little rude. by Markus+Landgren · · Score: 1

      Why isn't NASA interested in sending people to Mars?


      NASA is very interested in going to Mars. The ones not interested are referred to as "politicians". And why they are not interested? There's no oil on Mars.

  13. Loyalty check by Syncdata · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The UK is wary of the EU, because it wants to maintain it's excellent economic relations with the US. I don't believe that the UK wants to be embroiled in some of the trade disputes forming on the horizon between the EU and the US. I think the UK is being wise in choosing the role of middle-man/mediator.
    As for not going along with the Euro, well that makes good sense to me. The UK is correct (IMHO) in wanting to be independant financially from the rest of Europe.
    In closing, to prevent myself from being offtopic, let me just say, moontrip good. Go EU.

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    1. Re:Loyalty check by patiwat · · Score: 2

      > The UK is wary of the EU, because it wants to maintain it's excellent economic relations with the US.

      Here's an alternative perspective: England doesn't support an ESA mannned space program because english scientists and industrial corporations aren't in the loop. In addition, the english science minister would destroy his political career if he put billions of pounds into a project that wouldn't benefit the people of england.

    2. Re:Loyalty check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UK != England
      UK = England + Wales + Scotland + Northern Ireland

      So you're talking about people from those countries when you specify "English".

      It'd benefit the people of the UK if they put a few into space, it'd boost morale of the country. It kinda feels like my country is dying.

    3. Re:Loyalty check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No - Tony Blair is is no better than a tame puppet of the U.S.

      That was O.K. while the U.S.had a decent president like Clinton (best US president since FDR) but now there is that dangerous raving loony fundementalist christian right wing extremist Dubya as president. Seriously you guys out there in the states that is how the rest of the world (ROW) views him (sort of like a cros between bin Laden and Saddam Hussein but with nukes, BTW like Saddam his election was a fraud). With luck the ROW will be strong enough to stop Bush from engaging in an agressive war with Irag just to get control of their oil.

      But to get on topic it is interesting that the EU and China are the two countries that are planning manned planetary space exploration. They are of course the two developing superpowers that will displace the US during the 21st century as its power steadily declines.

      I write as a joint EU/UK and Canadian citizen resident in Canada - Hell, Jean C. would never brown nose Dubya like Tony Blair. The majority of the British people don't support Blair in his drive towards war and as for manned space travel to the planets at least my generation in the UK grew up as ardent Dan Dare fans and deperately wont manned exploration of the solar system.

    4. Re:Loyalty check by Epeeist · · Score: 2

      > I think the UK is being wise in choosing the role of middle-man/mediator.

      The only trouble with sitting on the fence is that you get a fence post up your arse (yes, the spelling is correct, I am British).

  14. And here's how they're going to do it by core+plexus · · Score: 1
    This sums it up: "Sellers was born in East Sussex but had to become an American to achieve his dream of becoming an astronaut."

    Sorry to be so bias, but what are the chances? According to this article, they're having problems getting a 'Beagle' robot up. Hint: You might want to consider playing nicely with your neighbors, or else expect to be left behind.

    1. Re:And here's how they're going to do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You might want to consider playing nicely with your neighbors, or else expect to be left behind."

      Well we're supporting the Yankee war on dissent. That's playing nice, yes?

      For the slow of thinking : most Brits consider the US to be our nearer neighbours than those funny Europeans.

    2. Re:And here's how they're going to do it by Soft · · Score: 3, Informative
      According to this article, [bbc.co.uk] they're having problems getting a 'Beagle' robot up.

      Your article dates from September. A more recent one reports that Beagle 2 is about to be delivered. OK, that doesn't mean the bugs have actually been ironed out, but at least it should launch.

    3. Re:And here's how they're going to do it by core+plexus · · Score: 2
      I don't mean to stir up nationalistic fervor. But if this is to be a Euro deal, well then I see your point, why does the article mention GB? (I'm answering both replies here).

      I think its very cool that countries and governments are spending money on the advancement of science, and as I have posted here before, for example on the troubles in the Russian space program, it's all good (or, in their case, bad when science programs suffer and scientists are forced to find other work).

      Can't we all work together? According the the article, political squabbling is a problem. To me, then, ignorant, closed-minded politicians and bureaucrats are holding back the progress of humanity. A way should be found to remove them from the process, and one would do any impediment.

    4. Re:And here's how they're going to do it by patiwat · · Score: 4, Informative

      > if this is to be a Euro deal, well then I see your point, why does the article mention GB?

      Because the ESA can't force its members to follow and pay for a program. The ESA merely coordinates the national space policies of its member states.

      Some background: the ESA has 2 budgets, a mandatory budget and a discretionary budget. The mandatory budget is set in proportion roughly to each member's GDP. The discretionary budget is made up of each member's additional funding.

      Projects funded under the mandatory budget have to have very broad-based benefits (and no, "mankind" doesn't count) because they take money from every member and therefore require the vote of every member. Usually, this is made possible by dividing up the industrial support base into every ESA member country, so that Germany makes control systems, France makes engines, Italy makes SW, etc. If a country's Space Minister doesn't think that his/her country will receive direct (scientific) or indirect (industrial) benefit from a project, he won't vote the the budget allocation.

      If all the Space Ministers won't vote for a program, individual Ministers can do a project anyway, but pay for it themselves. Thus Italy, which has a vested industrial interest in getting its small-launcher program off the ground, is paying for the entire program on its own, using its discretionary budget. France, which has a major vested industrial interest in launchers, is fighting hard to get major launch programs on the mandatory budget, but will probably go through the discretionary budget if the other members veto.

      It'll be very difficult for a ESA human-spaceflight program to be supported by all ESA members. That is why this article, which highlights England's valid objections, is so important.

  15. YOU SUCK, TOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  16. UK and the Euro by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2

    While the UK is not adopting the Euro, they will be converting their currency to something called the Canadian Euro. The coins will look about the same, toll clerks on the Alpine pass tunnels will try and palm them off on you for change only they won't work in most vending machines.

  17. The "moon": a ridiculous liberal myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

    Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

    Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

    Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.


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    1. Re:The "moon": a ridiculous liberal myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, that's a funny story you ripped off from someone, but having someone post it every single time a moon-related article is posted is getting really old.

    2. Re:The "moon": a ridiculous liberal myth. by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      You're paranoid and insane. Everyone knows that way way back a long time ago, Morgoth the Great Enemy, and Ungoliant the mother of all wicked spiders slew the Two Trees of Valinor, plunging all the world into darkness. After Manwe bumped his head on a shelf looking for something, he got really pissed and ordered Yavanna to grow a couple of blossoms out of the dead Trees, and she did so. They took the silver blossom (the moon) and gave it to this dude, and gave the gold blossom (the sun) to this chick, and they sent them off in magic boats to fly through the sky for the rest of eternity, keeping Manwe from bumping his head forevermore. I didn't see any magic boats in that footage we've all been subjected to, so this is all highly suspicious.

    3. Re:The "moon": a ridiculous liberal myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, it isn't (getting really old). NT though.

  18. Re:Muslims Smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a party political broadcast by the "9/11 is-it-any-wonder" party

  19. Rosetta should be fine. by Soft · · Score: 5, Informative
    Rosetta is due to launch in 2 weeks time, ready to rendevous and land on a comet in 2011. Assuming it doesn't blow up on launch.

    It is supposed to be launched by a "classic" Ariane 5G which, rumor says, is not affected by whatever broke the last one (main stage nozzle cooling system, according to said rumor; this was supposed to increase the Vulcain's thrust by 20%).

    But then, I'm the one who predicted this new Ariane 5 would send both the Atlas 5 and the Delta 4 back into the starting-block--and submitted the story right after its failure :-(.

    As for this Aurora project, as long as the funding isn't there, I don't see how anything else than noise could come out, apart from a very cool logo--unfortunately I can't find a link: from left to right, da Vinci's "corkscrew" flying machine, a clipper sailboat, and some figurative solar sail spaceship; and the background fades also from left to right, from an old sailing map below a sky chart, to a satellite view of the Earth below the stars, the Moon and Mars.

    1. Re:Rosetta should be fine. by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      (Score: -1, Bitter about not having story accepted)

    2. Re:Rosetta should be fine. by Soft · · Score: 1
      (Score: -1, Bitter about not having story accepted)

      I wouldn't be so bold... I assume you didn't follow the "blow up" link in the story?

  20. Follow the links by slycer9 · · Score: 1

    The 'Blowing up' comment wasn't rude if you would just follow the links (granted, a link to a link) and read the story/articles. Taken in the context it was presented in (following the links again), it was a valid, if somewhat sarcastic comment. Read before posting folks, and quit being to sensitive.

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  21. Re:Muslims Smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You stupid liberal fuck - I'd love to let the muslims have their countries and I would be happy to let them live but the dumb shits can't coexist peacefully. The nation of Israel has a right to exist. Muslims will not accept this. They are not civilized and they attack civilians who are not engaged in combat. They are low and without any redeeming qualities. The cause of 9/11 was the United States' support of Israel. American citizens don't commit hate crimes against muslims you stupid faggot.

    Stop being such a gay hippie.

  22. United States Territory? by trotski · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't the moon claimed as a United States territory?

    In that case, the euros would have to go through customs and pay import duty fees every time they travel to the moon?
    Oh, and what about smuggling out American moon rocks? Seems to me that the Euros are intending to ANNEX united states property! After all people, the moon is clearly marked by several US flags.

    If we allow other claim OUR moon than the terrorists have already won.

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    1. Re:United States Territory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see the humor in the last post but no one can own the moon

      "http://www.lunarregistry.com/info/legal.shtml"

    2. Re:United States Territory? by haystor · · Score: 1

      Mr. President, we cannot allow a moon colony gap.

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    3. Re:United States Territory? by kevin+lyda · · Score: 2

      heh. sorry, i'm afraid to say that when i saw this comment title i thought they were going to say the uk was us territory.

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    4. Re:United States Territory? by pmather · · Score: 1

      No, in fact the opposite.

    5. Re:United States Territory? by kevin+lyda · · Score: 2

      i think you need to pay more attention to current events in the uk. some days i'd say blair is the most bush-friendly governor out of all 51 of them.

      i do try to hope that blair is trying to lead bush away from some of his more frightening policies but it can be hard to maintain that faith.

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    6. Re:United States Territory? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      I see the humor in the last post but no one can own the moon

      Suuuure. That's what the Native Americans said about the Americas.

    7. Re:United States Territory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no one can own the moon

      Only because the Americans got there first. If the Euros had been the first ones there, they would have (based on historical evidence) claimed it as a "colony" and exploited the indigenous population...

  23. Mission to Mars by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Why isn't NASA interested in sending people to Mars?

    NASA has plenty of stuff on the Mars menu as it is. Personally I hope they take a pass on sending humans, there's just so little point to it. Odds are Europe will come to the same conclusion. On the other hand, if they want to pay for it, go for it!

    Send the robots, you don't even have to pay them and they can be programmed to say historic things like, "This is one small step for [a] man-bot, one giant leap for man-bot-kind." I just don't think it's cost-effective to send humans with all their frailties -- and send enough extra stuff to get them back.

    These folks disagree and these guys are already colonizing Mars/Utah. Certainly the idea captures the imagination.

    In the meantime, part of Mars has been conveniently discovered in Canada.

    1. Re:Mission to Mars by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      Who says we have to bring the first man on Mars back? Send him there with a shelter and some supplies, then send an unmanned rocket with more supplies, then maybe another man or two, then more rockets with supplies, until they are self-sufficient.

      Tim

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      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  24. YES, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS LINUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  25. I just don't now anymore... by UrGeek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I grew watching the all of the Mercury launches. Most of Gemini. I stayed up pass midnight for the first time in my life to wait for Armstrong and Aldin to take a walk on the moon. I was a True Believer in human spaceflight and a human presence in space.

    But now that I am older and with our new computers, I just wonder. I see millions of homeless in America that we never tolerated before. My older friends are all in fear of not being able to afford healthcare. The American empire is ready to start preemptive wars to maintain the right to pollute the earth and to maintain the monolopy on weapons of mass destruction.

    I am totally opposed to going to Mars. It is just too soon and too much else needs to be done. I would like to a program that works toward building O'Neil colonies but that type of planning and cooperation is just not going to happen. Any exploration can be done by robots. The resources for a human base on the moon or a trip to Mars is just misplaced resources.

    Now, if you are going to build mass drivers and then build solar geneator transmitters in orbit, then I would dearly love to stop burning carbon. And if a few monarchies lose there billions in the process, that can only be a Good Thang.

    1. Re:I just don't now anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This article is about the ESA, not NASA. Our country is going down to shit rapidly, and all our government is doing is sitting back and trying to sort out the contracts for which Senator-owned oil company is going to get the drilling rights in Iraq...

      Europe is not just 'A small USA', sucking up to the USA like people think. Its twice the size, twice as intelligent, twice as cultured, twice as god damn good, and their government wont bow down to Exxon and Microsoft whenever they want. Their education system is great, their welfare systems are great (thats right, you get all your health requirements for free). Damnit I wish I could live there and get away from these god damn asses running our country. Kudos to Europe, I wish them every success and hope they get it all to work out. Maybe then our citizens will stop watching their "must see TV!" and realise that the people's of Europe & Asia aren't the idiotic children that they think they are, but actually highly sophisticated, developed, educated and independant; its reached a stage now in Europe and China especially that if the USA just disappeared one day they would hardly notice in their everyday lives.

      Maybe I should try and voice my concerns about this country. Chances are though I'd be branded a terrorist for it (or even from this post) and be arrested and executed in secret...God Bless America!

    2. Re:I just don't now anymore... by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I grew watching the all of the Mercury launches ... I see millions of homeless in America that we never tolerated before


      They weren't homeless when the USA was sending men to the moon, were they?

    3. Re:I just don't now anymore... by UrGeek · · Score: 1

      There were some. But not millions...not even a million by a low shot. And not families. Certainly, nothing like it is now, not with beggars at every intersection, not thousands of homeless in every city.

      It all got insane during the Reagan era. Especially with the "deinstitutionalization" movement. The mental hosptials emptied people on to the streets with little or no followup care. And with the long term unemployed and then the rollback of social services.

      America has never seen hoards of homeless like we have now - including during the depression of the 30's.

    4. Re:I just don't now anymore... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      It all got insane during the Reagan era.

      You mean the ACLU era. They are the ones that got the mentally ill dumped on the street.

      then the rollback of social services.

      Social services have never been rolled back. Ever. Now, the rate of increase has been reduced at certain points... which the lovely democrats called "cutting" the budgets. Yes, they flat out lied.

      America has never seen hoards of homeless like we have now - including during the depression of the 30's.

      Funny how that works. The more the government spends on social programs, the worse the problem gets.

      Actually, the primary difference between the 30s and now are cheap, unbelievably addicting drugs. There is more than enough shelter beds and food for the homeless -- they choose to live on the street.

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    5. Re:I just don't now anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the primary difference between the 30s and now are cheap, unbelievably addicting drugs. There is more than enough shelter beds and food for the homeless -- they choose to live on the street.

      Keep your head in the sand for all I care. It's precisely the lack of a social safety net in the US which makes it so that people can go from working financial independance to laid off down and out homeless status in months. You can blame your already razor thin government all you want, it is the unbridled capitalism of the no-responsibility-to-anyone corporations that is gutting your fellow Americans.

    6. Re:I just don't now anymore... by UrGeek · · Score: 1

      LIES! The ACLU was never about neglect. Service were supposed to be provided that never were. And spending on social programs is NOTHING - NOTHING today, comparing to the fetish of weapons and gorging of civil libreties by the police state.

      You keep on repeating your lies. They will never come true. The biggest receiver of welfare today are the megacorps getting away with raiding the treasury, tax breaks to the rich, and subsidies to the war machines.

      DAMN YOU AND YOUR LIES!!!!!

      YOU CAN KEEP ON TRYING TO REWRITE HISTORY.

      BUT THE TRUTH WILL REMIND - THE REAGAN/BUSH REGIME OF 1980's SPENT MORE ON CORPORATE WELFARE THAN THE U.S. SPEND IN IT"S ENTIRE HISTORY!

      1980 started with a public debt less then a trillion dollars. Reagan/Bush left it over 3 trillion and raising.

      Don't fucking piss on my leg and tell me it is raining!!!!!!!!

    7. Re:I just don't now anymore... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      DAMN YOU AND YOUR LIES!!!!!

      OK, calm down and let's walk through it here. I'm actually kind of curious if you can face the truth.

      The ACLU was never about neglect.

      Very few people intend to cause harm. The ACLU is the poster-child for "the road to hell is paved with good intentions". I don't doubt the good intentions of the ACLU, but they cause immeasurable damage.

      Service were supposed to be provided that never were.

      Exactly what are these "magic" services that don't exist? The ACLU made sure that mentally ill people could not be held if they didn't want to be, unless they were an actual danger to people (and even then it's hard to keep them). So if a mentally ill person -- who are usually not in the position to make decisions about themselves -- does not want to take advantage of the services that exist, or doesn't want to take their medication, then what are we supposed to do?

      A compassionate society would take these people off the streets, make sure they get the right care, and do what's best for them. But the ACLU made sure that we couldn't do that, since the "rights" of the mentally ill apparently include the right to BE mentally ill and waste away on the street.

      And spending on social programs is NOTHING - NOTHING today, comparing to the fetish of weapons and gorging of civil libreties by the police state.

      Now, now, at least look up the numbers so you don't look completely ignorant. Let's examine the 2002 budget:

      Total budget: 2,052 billion
      Defense spending: $336 billion (yes, only 16.4%. Not exactly a "fetish of weapons")
      Social spending: $824 billion plus a slew of other stuff. Breakdown:

      • Social Security: $456 B
      • Medicare: $223 B
      • Medicaid: $145 B
      • Other Mandatory: $310 (not included in total, but there are a lot of social programs in here). I couldn't find a straight "welfare" number, but you know that's huge.

      The biggest receiver of welfare today are the megacorps getting away with raiding the treasury, tax breaks to the rich, and subsidies to the war machines.

      Uh, no. First of all, there's no such thing as "corporate welfare". You are allowing yourself to be a tool of the socialists. "Corporate welfare" is allowing people to keep more of THEIR money, rather than give it to the government. The government has no money -- they only have money at the permission of the people. A subtle but critical point.

      Second of all, when you look at the amount we spend on social programs, you see that it's completely absurd that corporate tax breaks (which create jobs, by the way) are even in the same ball park.

      1980 started with a public debt less then a trillion dollars. Reagan/Bush left it over 3 trillion and raising.

      Ah yes, the Democrat's Big Lie that they always pull out. Let's review the facts:

      a) The Democrats controlled the congress, and therefore controlled the budget. The are solely responsible for the deficits.

      b) Tax cuts. The revenues to the government after the tax cuts nearly DOUBLED because of the economic expansion. So where did the money go? That's right -- your buddies the Democrats spent it all, and much, much more.

      Now, I will blame Reagan for not going to war with the Democrats over their orgy of spending. Of course, look what happened to Bush when he tried it... the Dems let the government shut down rather than bring the budget under control.

      Don't fucking piss on my leg and tell me it is raining!!!!!!!!

      It's raining. Can you handle the truth?

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    8. Re:I just don't now anymore... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Of course, look what happened to Bush when he tried it... the Dems let the government shut down rather than bring the budget under control.

      Oops, my mistake. That was Clinton and the Republican congress.

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      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    9. Re:I just don't now anymore... by ces · · Score: 2

      Actually, the primary difference between the 30s and now are cheap, unbelievably addicting drugs. There is more than enough shelter beds and food for the homeless -- they choose to live on the street.

      I'll agree with you on drugs being part of the problem.

      I have no idea what city you are in but most large urban areas I'm familiar with most certainly do not have enough shelter beds.

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  26. Nasa/Space Timeline by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > we should have been ready to set up a base on Mars already!

    I know! I remember reading Sci-Fi [stories] about the Moon / Mars being colonized and thinking "WOW - What would it take to do that kind of terraforming?!" Its a shame that that noble goal [of living on other planets] gradually fall by the way side. Maybe in the next entury...

    Speaking of terraforming, has anyone (scientists,etc) actually thought about how to [realistically/practically] terraform one of the planets, say Venus, Mars, or the Moon?

    Cheers

    1. Re:Nasa/Space Timeline by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2
      Speaking of terraforming, has anyone (scientists,etc) actually thought about how to [realistically/practically] terraform one of the planets, say Venus, Mars, or the Moon?

      IANAS (I am not a scientist), but here is the problem with terreforming those planets:

      Venus: We'd have to move it away from the sun to have any chance of it being habitable for us. Even if we managed to strip away the CO2 clouds, another layer would form as the sun backed the rocks, causing them to emit more CO2.

      Moon: Too little gravity to keep an atmosphere attached. Even if we managed to somehow get an atomosphere on it, it would boil into space quickly, leaving us back at square 1

      Mars: The best prospect. A long time ago, when it was geologically active, it could have had an atomosphere thick enough to keep us from suffocating, but after a few hundred / thousand million years of no activity, the atmosphere gradually escaped, leaving us with one too thin to support us. If we could do something to make it geologically active again, or find some other way to increase the atmospheric pressure, it might made habitable.

    2. Re:Nasa/Space Timeline by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, several practical methods of terraforming Mars have been proposed.

      So far, 2 of them seem very pragmatic, one is the melting of the polar ice caps and creating a greenhouse effect of sorts, so that the planet is warmed. The melting can be done, if we really had the initiative to set up a series of high energy solar driven equipment to do the same.

      The other is a little more trickier, and involves the introduction of certain genetically modified algae into Mars, which might help increase the percentage of oxygen and other gases there.

      The trouble with these kinds of terraforming methodologies is that you will end up introducing foreign elements, I mean biological elements, which you may not want to.

      In fact, I think Wolf Vishniac (am not too sure about the name) had ideas about introducing complex organic chemicals into the Martian soil to aid in terraforming at a very basic level. If my memory serves me right, he was also mentioned in Carl Sagan's Cosmos as the designer of soil based bio-detection equipment, for space missions.

  27. It wouldn't really cost that much .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    If they went about it the right way. Using Big Dumb Boosters, which have low development costs, and with a little bit of research into ion drive technology. The cost also depends on the level of risk which is acceptable. If they were willing to accept a level of risk similar to say the pioneers crossing the US in wagon trains then it wouldn't cost more then Apollo did (adjusted for inflation.) Much of the massive cost of current manned space flight is that they try to make it as safe as flying on an airliner. I'll bet triple redundancy and .000000001 percent failure rates inflate the costs of space flight by factors of a thousand. I don't think anyone would enjoy seeing astronauts die, but on the other hand I'd probably volunteer to go on a trip to Mars with a 1 in 10000 chance of dying. Or maybe even worse odds than that.

    1. Re:It wouldn't really cost that much .... by man_ls · · Score: 2

      A 1 in 10,000 chance of dying....not bad. About the odds of a lightning strike during a storm, if I recall correctly.

      However, when you go through a cycle of far more than 10000 operations in the course of your trip, those odds suddenly become less remote...

    2. Re:It wouldn't really cost that much .... by meringuoid · · Score: 2
      If they went about it the right way. Using Big Dumb Boosters, which have low development costs, and with a little bit of research into ion drive technology. The cost also depends on the level of risk which is acceptable.

      If we really wanted to go back to the Moon we could do it cheaply, easily, safely and pretty much now. The Russians still have the Soyuz spacecraft, which was originally developed during the moon race, and has since evolved through thirty years of upgrades.

      They don't have the N1 rocket, which was cancelled and never worked anyway, nor do they have Energia which worked beautifully, launched the Buran then got mothballed, but they do have Proton; two of those and a rendezvous at ISS ought to be fine for a moonshot.

      Launch one with the ship - the Soyuz and the lander - and another with the fuel, probably a Progress drone - and you're away. All we need to do is write the Russians a nice big cheque and they can do a moon mission just fine, with off-the-shelf hardware.

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  28. Re:Moon is United States Territory? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

    Guess the moderator's funny bone is broken or something.

  29. Simpsons... by Cyno01 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The moon belongs to America and proudly awaits the arival of our Astromen. Will you be among them?

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    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  30. Re:Muslims Smell by GimmeFuel · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    American citizens don't commit hate crimes against muslims you stupid faggot.

    Odd, a quick google groups search turned up these on the first results page alone:

    Hate Crimes Against American Muslims Skyrocket
    COLORADO HATE CRIMES ROSE AFTER TERRORIST ATTACK
    Spurt in hate crimes against US Muslims
    Hate crimes against Muslims increase

  31. The Moon is the Hoax by mraymer · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I'm sorry. I ripped this from another poster, and I do not remember who. Mods: this is supposed to be funny.

    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!) Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you. Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night! Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

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  32. 1 Acre on the Moon by caffeinex36 · · Score: 1

    My girlfriend (yes and shes real)got me an acre on the moon this year for Christmas from the Lunar Registry, republic thing. Aside from it being cool...(they sent me a package with neat stuff to put in my office) do you thing it will hold any water in the future....from what I read..the guy sounds crazy but has a few points about claiming land on the moon..and some official documents. Any one have any thoughts on this...aside from the usual trolls about wasting money..blah blah... rob

    1. Re:1 Acre on the Moon by cpeterso · · Score: 2


      and I have a bridge on Mars I would like to sell you too! Of course, we're not sure yet whether there is water on Mars, but with this bridge you will be prepared.

    2. Re:1 Acre on the Moon by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually there is pretty reliable evidence that there is at least frozen water on Mars. Large quantites of it, too.

      What is unclear is whether or not it ever turns liquid. I say that the best policy is to be prepared and buy those bridges.

      http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsyste m/ odyssey_update_020301.html

    3. Re:1 Acre on the Moon by colinemckay · · Score: 1

      You do realise that as the owner of record of this one acre, you are the one who will be charged the property tax? I hope you have a tenant lined up...

    4. Re:1 Acre on the Moon by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      Seriously, your girlfriend got shafted. Lunar property will basically belong to whoever inhabits it first, puts up a fence around what they consider theirs, and takes action to keep other people off.

      Tim

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      Omnia vestra castrorum habetur nobis.
  33. Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you are a Lunatic... :)

    Ample references to the moon can be found in Mayan and Egyptian hieroglyphs, and Chinese writings. How old is the oldest reference? Probably about as old as the oldest reference to anything.

    More mysterious is the Blue Moon.

  34. Trustworthy? by bsharitt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How much can we trust the BBC's news reporting if they can't even spell program right.

    1. Re:Trustworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an American, right?

    2. Re:Trustworthy? by JKR · · Score: 2
      Hey, you see that 'B' right there in BBC? That's for 'British' - and oddly enough we speak British English, not American English. You probably think "colour" and "favourite" don't have a 'u' in them, as well. Gawd help us. At least there's a sporting chance the European scientists will be using the same set of measurement units throughout...

      Jon.

  35. Re:Muslims Smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You missed the point jackass. You were stating that the cause of 9/11 was the treatment of muslims worldwide. I was stating that you were wrong and the cause was, in fact, brought about by America's support of Israel and not because of a hatred of muslims.

    Your reply to me only makes you look stupid since hate crimes post-9/11 have nothing to do with this discussion.

    Christ...you're pathetic.

  36. About cheap comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Assuming it doesn't blow up on launch."

    An uncalled for cheap shot. History records U.S. spacecrafts catching fire on the launch pad or blowing up after launch with dramatically painful human loss so what makes Arianne any worse? At least it didn't kill anybody yet...

    1. Re:About cheap comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arianne didn't merely blow up.

      Lest you forget, this is a French rocket - the booster stage surrendered.

    2. Re:About cheap comments... by ViVeLaMe · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      yah yeah, and u forgot to talk about challenger...
      Challenger did a "tactical retreat", after killing a whole village of farmers (including some 1 to 7 years old NVA fighters), hanging some black men while wearing pointy white hats, and just plain eradicating native americans from the face of earth (those non christian scums, they didn't live our western lifestyle, and didn't pray the One True God (yeah, the one mentionned on all those $$$, you know..), they obviously deserved to die.. oh wait, i think i heard this not so long ago..).. The only good thing to come from this bloody mess is that cvhallenger came down with an All American School Teacher, that's one less for you, all for the better.

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  37. and one more step to Neptune by Aquamouth · · Score: 0

    and now I just need to find a way to get to Neptune.

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  38. Hoax theories by pseudochaotic · · Score: 0

    I wonder if there will be hoax theories about this one before it launches. That would be something to see. I wonder what they would use for 'proof'?

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  39. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why?

    1. Re:Why? by Aquamouth · · Score: 0

      (wow someone replied to my message)...but to answer your question, it would be interested to see what life would be like on another planet. I mean perhaps Neptune wouldn't be the best place (Neptune is my favorite planet of this solar system). People on this planet are wasting all of the resources here. Soon this planet will be a gone.

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  40. Perhaps... by rebelcool · · Score: 2
    its because theres no indigenous moon-people to conquer and enslave.

    Yeah yeah, I know cheap shot. But if you think about the purpose and outcome of most of those prior British explorations of the 18th century..

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    1. Re:Perhaps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was not a cheap shot at all... it was very insightful.

  41. Nothing exactly... Re:What is up with the UK by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 4, Informative
    Well, the UK government's position on human space flight has always been 'it's a waste of money' and this really stems from a time where the UK was practically a third world country after WWII. Actually, right now I still agree with their position on this; except I think that people should be able to waste their own money (space tourism) if they want to; and as much as they want to; and the price needs to come down.

    But on the subject of the euro; the problem with adding the euro is much more subtle than it appears.

    If the UK gets the euro, then that means that there has to be a single bank throughout europe that controls the number of euros in distribution.

    It also means that central control of interest rates is essential. That means that the interest rates are controlled centrally for the good of europe (i.e. probably by the Bundesbank; which constitutionally has to act for the good of Germany, rather than the good of Britain, or even Europe; since it is by far the biggest bank).

    Since the economies of Germany and UK tend to do move in rather different ways, tying them together is going to cause some issues; as well as benefits. But it is honestly unclear to most people who have studied it in detail whether the benefits or the issues are going to dominate.

    And this is putting issues of sovereignty to one side... there are lots of people with very firm opinions on that, to say the least.

    Personally, I think we need to go for the euro, but I'm fairly nervous about it.

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    1. Re:Nothing exactly... Re:What is up with the UK by Scarblac · · Score: 2

      That means the interest rates are controlled centrally for the good of europe (i.e., probably by the Bundesbank;

      They're controlled by the European Central Bank. For a lot of tasks, the old national banks (including the Bundesbank) are obsolete.

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    2. Re:Nothing exactly... Re:What is up with the UK by Khazunga · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      That means that the interest rates are controlled centrally for the good of europe (i.e. probably by the Bundesbank; which constitutionally has to act for the good of Germany, rather than the good of Britain, or even Europe; since it is by far the biggest bank).
      For Christ's sake, I hope you're American and thus naturally ignorant of "abroad stuff". I do hope you're not a Brit.

      Tax rates, currency deployment and allowed budget deficits are controlled by the European Central Bank.

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    3. Re:Nothing exactly... Re:What is up with the UK by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      Yeah, and who controls that; exactly?

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  42. Completely useless by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Sending people into space is a complete waste of money and resources at this point. We should take up manned missions when space is so cheap that it just doesn't make sense to send equipment up there without them.

    It's fundamentally different now than in the 60s. In the 60s, space was a challenge -- sending men to the moon would be the greatest accomplishment in all history. We simply didn't know if it was possible or not.

    But now? Big f'ing deal. Does anyone have any doubt that with enough time and money it's trivial to go to Mars? I mean, not "trivial", but certainly not a "grand question of mankind". It's just an engineering question at this point.

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    1. Re:Completely useless by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Sending people into space is a complete waste of money and resources at this point. It's fundamentally different now than in the 60s.....We simply didn't know if it was possible or not.

      I agree. It does not carry much of a punch any more.

      I would suggest that they visit an asteroid or something. At least that would be different. There are some smaller asteriods that come relatively close to the Earth.

  43. No Monkeys In Space! by niftyzero · · Score: 1

    Biological humans need to take an entire pressurized environment with them. Very very inefficient.

    I think we should stick to sending up economically efficient cybernetic devices. When humans graduate and are uploaded to computers, then we can zip around the solar system at a reasonable cost. Hopefully should happen within a few decades.

  44. The Rosetta project by DeeplyCynical · · Score: 1

    The Rosetta project just fascinates me.

    The lander measures about 1 meter across, 80 cm in height. ESA scientists managed to cram 9 science instruments on board, weighing altogether not more than 21 kg. Earth sized versions of some of these instruments (for example: I believe there is a mass spectrometer on board) are as large as the lander itself, if not bigger.

    Also think of the duration of this project. From designing, building the spacecraft, to 9 years flight time and the processing of science data afterwards certainly must be keeping some people occupied for perhaps 15 years. (Just think, suppose you can't get along with your manager for 15 years ;-)

    For those of you who want to know more about Rosetta, check ESA's Rosetta website.

  45. To the Moon! by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
    First thoughts:

    "Pow! Zoom!"

    "One of these days, Alice!"

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  46. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    flamebait?

    Considering that the french have taken sides with a terrorist and a madman over NATO? Gotta service those oilfields. Don't let the American companies in. That's more important than whether a suitcase nuke makes it into a NATO country right?

    The europeans would do well to rid the planet of the french. Check history sites on the messes they started and embroiled everyone else into. Shall we start with Vietnam? Other areas? Perhaps history these days isn't relevant anymore.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by ViVeLaMe · · Score: 1

      well, i guess we would have to send all the americans in the sun too, then, since they supported afghan guerilla and osama (trained by CIA, remember?)

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    2. Re:Mod parent up by Gonzoman · · Score: 1

      So the Americans were only involved in Vietnam because of the French? You Yanks are stupider than I thought!

  47. So Why The Hell Aren't WE Going? by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We, the US of A, were the first to land people on the moon. We shouldn't have stopped going. And now, the technology used to take us there in the first place is the near equivalent to a pocket calculator. Why the hell aren't we going back?

    There are plenty of reasons. Political BS, as Congressfolk just want to line their own pockets. Bumblin' Dubyah and his wannabe wars on Terrorism (not terror, can't have a war against an emotion) and his "you tried to kill my daddy" vendetta with Saddam. Economic breakdown in the wake of Enron and company (BTW, Bushie and Cheney have their hands in that, too). Lack of interest in the Space Program (thanks to all of the above, it can't get any press).

    You conspiracy theroy nuts can go to hell. We went. We have the capability to go, stay, and colonize whether you want to believe it or not. That's what we should be doing: spearheading an international effort to get to the moon and establish a permanent human presence there. Once we get there, then we can worry about Mars.

    Launching to Mars from the Moon would be cheaper, since the force needed to break the moon's gravity is alot less. The benefits of sitting on the moon extend to the "collision asteroid" alarmists, since we could watch for them from a nifty vantage point. With the ISS as a jump-off point, missions to the moon would go alot smoother (in theory, anyway) than the Apollo missions went.

    This is going to sound totally chichè, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that the moon is someplace we should be.

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    1. Re:So Why The Hell Aren't WE Going? by leonbrooks · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Launching to Mars from the Moon would be cheaper, since the force needed to break the moon's gravity is a[]lot less.

      Building a moon-base from which to do this would not be cheaper. Launching from space would be cheaper still for launches, but again building an asteroid-processing plant to achieve space industry would by frightfully expensive, even if we could lassoo a handy earth-crossing asteroid. The big launch-cost-saving move would be to plaster over that huge first step by building a space elevator.

      This is a sad thing to say, since thay're about all the USA has right now, but the other big economic step would be to shoot NASA, being careful to preserve the history it carries. It has gone from a relatively small, tightly focussed team to a self-preserving institution. The meta-planners seem to have no idea, as project after project gets 3/4 built and then canned, Fred and way-obsolete Shuttles continue to get funded but more interesting and productive things like powersats and elevators are passed over. NASA personnel, the dudes who breathe life into ancient satellites and otherwise regularly pull NASA's cojones out of the fire, would then be available to the commercial replacements.

      Commerce is no silver bullet either. Safety regs with real teeth would be needed, for example.

      The underlying problems are mostly social. Very few people see any return from this kind of effort, it all looks like very expensive geek toys to them. The projects which are pretty much guaranteed a return, like powersats, colonies, moon/asteroid mining and so on are all priced to cause collective sticker shock. That elevator seems to be the only useful `next step' priced at under $1T (actually $10-20G, any one of a dozen billionaires could privately fund it alone).
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  48. So fund this... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Sending people into space is a complete waste of money and resources at this point. We should take up manned missions when space is so cheap that it just doesn't make sense to send equipment up there without them.

    How much did you donate to getting a space elevator built then? $zero? You could at least buy the book instead of just pontificating!

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    1. Re:So fund this... by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      Dude, it's not a donation. It's an investment. Yes, a risky one, but if they are the first to build a Space Elevator you will bring in such a metric shitload of money....

      Tim

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  49. Light nanoseconds! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    At least there's a sporting chance the European scientists will be using the same set of measurement units throughout...

    Yah: roods, perches, pecks, puncheons, barleycorns, chains, seams, hundredweight, gill, minima, kips, kilderkins, sacks, kor, chenises and periots expressed in at least English, French, German, Belgian, Dutch, Russian, Spanish and Polish at every locus. On the upside, the OpenOffice.org document standard will be used for shipping all of this around.

    The British do use light-nanoseconds, it's call `a foot'. (-:
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  50. Perhaps not by alext · · Score: 2

    Not really.

    First, there's no particular reason to pick the 18th century - most major British colonies were established in the 17th, and most economic development was in the 19th.

    Second, the outcome (an empire) is irrelevant to a discussion about plans and motives. This is important when looking at British expansion, since the evidence for grand imperialist plans is surprisingly thin on the ground for the key periods. Rather, the pattern was a trading arrangement that morphed into an administration (India), or a colony that eventually managed to conflict with the indiginous population, so dragging in the mother country (Africa).

    The pivotal year for British imperialism is often quoted as being 1857, when the Indian uprising occurred. Until then, India and other territories were controlled via a haphazard collection of treaties, usually in collusion with local maharajahs, chiefs and princes. After 1857, imperialism took hold in earnest, with much more control exerted from London, suppression of indiginous rights and imperialist 'management' schemes such as pan-African railroads.

    With regard to enslavement, it should be fairly obvious that you can either capture slaves or buy them. In fact, nearly all slaves were bought - by European traders, from African merchants. Control of slavery was never a significant motive in British imperialism, and of course it was abolished in 1838, well before the empire peaked.

  51. yes it is, but never fear by nounderscores · · Score: 2

    The brave men and women of the NSDF are already there in force.

  52. bioforming: why change the planet by nounderscores · · Score: 2

    when you can change yourself?

    Kim stanley robinson's mars series portrays a successful terraformation, and how the first colonists mourn the loss of the red planet, even though they can now walk about without helmets.

    Which leads me to ask, why not leave the planet looking and feeling much the same, but make plants and animals altered to survive the low pressures, cold, lack of a magnetosphere etc. Then make genetically modified humans to populate the place and go forth and subdue it.

    In the whole history of life as we know it, life has always adapted to the environment. Why change the winning formula?

  53. Commercial motives by alext · · Score: 2

    Also, to get slightly more on topic, it's interesting that the more famous explorations (finding the source of the Nile etc.) were effectively motivated and financed by an audience back home that had a fascination with exploration, with Africa and for adventure stories in general.

    Henry Stanley was sent to find Dr Livingstone by James Gordon Bennett, the proprietor of the New York Herald. Other explorers enjoyed colossal book sales. One hopes that interest would be as great, and as lucrative, in future explorations.

  54. Re:Muslims Smell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > Hate Crimes Against American Muslims Skyrocket [ncmonline.com]

    Just to bring this back on topic.

    "Yeah, like the Muslims will ever build a skyrocket."

  55. Because you never went in the 1st place!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US will try to stop this attempt!!

  56. Fiscal Reality by Necron69 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Let's think about this rationally for a moment. The FY 2003 budget for NASA is $15.1 billion, of which $6.1 billion is for human space flight.

    The ESA Human spaceflight budget is a bit harder to pin down due to multi-year authorizations and various breakdowns, but appears to be about 1 billion euros for the four year period from 2002-2006, so roughly 250 million euros per year. Note from the link that the bulk of this figure is contributions to the ISS, not human spacecraft development.

    Since the euro and dollar are roughly equivalent lately, at current levels the ESA would need to increase it's human spaceflight budget by 24X just to match NASA spending on the same. However, at that level, NASA isn't even vaguely contemplating a return to the Moon, much less going to Mars.

    Given the current economic situation in Europe, I'd put the chance of any of this happening at just about zero.

    When (if?) mankind finally returns to the moon, it will most likely be via a private company in some sort of for-profit venture. Unless there is some sort of new political goal to be gained, governments will not (and should not, IMHO) be part of the picture. Its just too damn expensive for taxpayers to stomach. - Necron69

    1. Re:Fiscal Reality by ces · · Score: 2

      When (if?) mankind finally returns to the moon, it will most likely be via a private company in some sort of for-profit venture. Unless there is some sort of new political goal to be gained, governments will not (and should not, IMHO) be part of the picture. Its just too damn expensive for taxpayers to stomach.

      The Chinese say they will land on the Moon by 2010. They are going to do their first manned launch in 2003 2 years ahead of schedule. I don't doubt they are serious about going to the Moon.

      Of course 2 things help the Chinese, first they seem to be able to do things for around 1/25th the cost of NASA, second they don't really have to worry what their taxpayers think.

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  57. Re:intelliforming: why change the body by axxackall · · Score: 2
    No need for genetically modified humans. The only part of the body that need special oxygen, temperature and pressure conditions, while it's undisposable (yet), is our brain. The rest of the body is easy (almost) to replace by any mechanical stuff. Just take the brain and put in some cell inside the rover, connecting it to central board computer, of course. Such rover can go virtually everywhere. And it can take a shap of a rocket, helicopter and anything else, that can move, fly, swim, dig or just lay down.

    However, if we'd understand how brains work and carry on intellectual and soul functions - then we don't need any brain. Just download my copy into central computer of any exploring device and I am ready to go. I won't need any oxygen and I'll be very tolerant to any temperature and pressure. But keep my backup copy at some safe place or I'll sue you!

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  58. BRING BACK OUR FLAG!!!!! by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2

    Then I'll be impressed.

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    1. Re:BRING BACK OUR FLAG!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, we'll just write "3ur0p3 0wn5 y00!" in really big letters on the moon; impress us by going back and erasing it.

  59. Poor Poor Europe by jamej · · Score: 1

    Article states Europeans will reach a decision as soon as 2015. NASA is a disfunctional flawed organization but it some how, on the backs of damn good geeks, keeps sqeaking out successes. We'll be the only country in space for another decade or so. Then China and Japan will be full-up players in spce and we'll have serious competition again. I live in Europe due to my job. I just don't think these nice folks will be kicking any butt any time soon.

  60. ReMod parent And why did they train the mujadicks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Something having to do with Soviets getting out of Afghanistan? You remember, those protests about the soviets not getting out...

    The cold war...you remember, the one where Ronnie kicked ass and took no prisoners...brought the evil empire to its knees by their own admission, governmental admission (yeltsin, gorbachov, dozens of generals, men in the street, teenagers, pundits back in US, analysts in US and abroad (not counting the neo-pundits)...shoved long range and medium range missiles down the throats of eurotrash until the soviets puked enough and cried uncle!

    Too bad the neo-leftists back in the US congress at the time went on a domestic spending bonanza which broke their agreement with Ronnie not to overspend on the domestic side.

    And too bad liar turned down vaseline osama when he was offered to us on a silver platter. But that was the best you could expect from liar.

    But vaseline osama will be dealt with. And it will be schweet.

    As sweet as johnny jihad was to osama

  61. Science? What's that? by Epeeist · · Score: 2

    The last Tory government and the current Labour(?) one only seem to think that there is one industry in Great Britain, the Financial Services.

    Manufacturing has been sacrificed to feed the bankers. As a result we have seen an increase in the number of accountants and MBAs coming out of our universities, but a phenomenal drop in the number of engineers and scientists.

    It is not just the sciences that have suffered. Any course that is not seen to have an immediate payback is at risk. This is not just a student loans issue, it is part of the creeping corporatism that seems to be affecting most of the West. The attitude that nothing is worth doing unless it makes a profit within 18 months blights any long term view.

  62. Metric shitloads of money by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    if they are the first to build a Space Elevator you will bring in such a metric shitload of money....

    Makes me wonder why Bill, Scott, Larry etc haven't jumped at the chance. Money by the Energiafull would seem to be right up their collective alleys.
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  63. Practice on earth first? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1
    one is the melting of the polar ice caps

    And that's why they're practicing by melting EARTH's polar icecaps first???

  64. Euro...Stupid name ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about naming a currency unit like a weight unit :P.

  65. interesting point by nounderscores · · Score: 2

    If I were intelliforming myself, I would make at least one of my bodies capable of mining, or at least doing complex fabrication operations. Any explorers need to be able to at least heal themselves, and optimally be able to reproduce unaided, using just the indegenous materials.

    Which then begs the question: if you have a reproducing robot, is it just another form of life?

    intelliforming and bioforming may simply be two paths to the same thing.

  66. I'm with the UK on this one by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2

    Robotic exploration seems to make much more sense, but in terms of scientific results (you can explore more with robots because it is cheaper), with regard to commercial potential (again, robots are cheaper, thus likely to be useful for later profitable space enterprises), and with regard to generally useful technological development.

    Eventually humans should return to the Moon and reach Mars, but let the robots pawe the road for us first.

  67. Ahhhh. A true classic. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2


    For all of you who posted back, I welcome you to slashdot.

  68. Sometime in the next thirty years... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2

    Some American: "Hey guys, can we, like, uh, catch a ride to the moon, dude?"

    Pilot: "Go away, you filthy swine!"

    Some Other American: "Don't bother with them. I got on once. The food is great, but the service just plain sucks... and its all in some dead language. Let's go try flying standby on the German one with the hot chicks."

  69. No, YOU'RE pathetic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But then what does one expect from a mindless bigot such as yourself? I'll be glad when scum like you no longer exist--the world will be a better place.

    Or perhaps we should just keep a few of you around in the zoo as an example of what pre-evolved humans were like. "Mommy, what's that ugly-looking thing in the cage wallowing in it's own feces? It's not a monkey, is it?"

    1. Re:No, YOU'RE pathetic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, that certainly was an intelligent reply. Rather than addressing my clear point, you chose to insult me. You've stooped to a new low, even for you.

      The zoo comment was pretty queer too so I won't bother coming back at you with a 'your mother is a nigger' joke.

  70. Not Bundesbank, but ECB does interest in Eurozone by hoytt · · Score: 1

    It also means that central control of interest rates is essential. That means that the interest rates are controlled centrally for the good of europe (i.e. probably by the Bundesbank; which constitutionally has to act for the good of Germany, rather than the good of Britain, or even Europe; since it is by far the biggest bank).


    The interest rates in the Eurozone are NOT controlled by any bank related to a member state. They are controlled by the European Central Bank in Frankfurt, but are in NO way related to the Bundesbank.

    The ECB is free to make their own decisions about interest rates. In the last 12 months the ECB has cut interest rates much less than the Fed in the USA.

  71. Enough... by UrGeek · · Score: 1

    ...of this off-topic crap. I think everyone is tried of it.

    Can you quit?

    1. Re:Enough... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Enough... ...of this off-topic crap. I think everyone is tried of it. Can you quit?

      I doubt anyone is paying attention at this point, but fine with me. I didn't really expect a "good God I now see the light!" reaction from you.

      But wouldn't it be a great world if I did get that reaction? :)

      Mostly I like to make detailed posts like that to correct misinformation for the benefit of the younger, impressionable Slashdotter, not so much out of an expectation that the person I'm responding to is going to suddenly change their whole outlook on life. The latter usually happens slowly and painfully.

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    2. Re:Enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll.

  72. Fiscal Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fiscal reality is also that times change and with it costs. To buy a system capible of running Windows XP in 1996 (128mb ram, Pentium Pro 200, monster SCSI hdd) would've set you back by more megabucks than some cars, not to mention nothing as good as Windows XP had been developed by Microsoft yet.

    Prices for doing this sort of thing are going to drop in the future. Nobody bar the Chinese government has both the money plus will to commit to manned space-flight to Mars under the current pricetags. But ESA knows that when the EU is bigger and expenses lower, they may just be able to persuade the ministers to provide funding.