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Sex Makes Your Brain Grow
McLuhanesque writes "The Globe and Mail is reporting the findings of two researchers that "Mating triggers the development of new neurons in the smell centre of the brain, a finding researchers hope will provide clues on how to trick other parts of the vital organ to repair themselves after injuries caused by strokes or head traumas. ... Dr. Weiss and his colleagues discovered that prolactin levels -- and consequently new neuron production -- surge after mating ... And they found that if prolactin was introduced to the blood system by injection, it also stimulated production of new neurons for the olfactory bulb." For those with a subscription to Science, the abstract of the full article is here ."
.. that's not all that it makes grow! O=)
.. they include masterbation as sex? I.E. What's there defination of sex?
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Sounds like somebody is making a commission off of new subscriptions to "Science". What bothers me is that the frequency of blatent 'this is an advertisement' stories on this site is growing so fast...
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Come on the guys who got the chicks in highschool we're the ones throwing paper airplanes and spitballs @ the teachers. The guys who got the girls in college we're the frat boys buying friends and drinking themselves stupid every night doing just enough to get bye w/ an C average. Then there are the women who... given the brain designed by "the creator" were programmed to run to them with open arms. These people we're not smart... sex makes you stupider if anything... my god just look at all the trouble it gets people into there stimulated production of new neurons for the olfactory bulb we're not turned on during the dirty act or even functioning.
The majority of these people weren't that smart to begin with!
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Perhaps having sex often would give you the extra olfactory neurons needed to be a wine connoisseur or a perfume tester.
Finding out what controls the migration to the olfactory bulb would also be nice, especially if the mechanism could be hijacked to direct the neurons elsewhere. Cure Alzheimer's disease by having sex? Cram for a test by watching certain videos?
It might be interesting to see if the brain has its own mechanisms for directing the stem cells to places that need them. Suppose damage itself is a trigger for migration? Perhaps prolactin injections alone could alleviate stroke damage by stepping up the stem cell production, with the new stem cells migrating to the damaged area.
Maybe the reason spinal cord injuries are so hard to heal is that people paralyzed from the neck down get less sex than they used to?
That would be an interesting grant proposal...
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And how does this concern the average Slashdot reader?
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READ THE ARTICLE - it says that both sex and pregnancy add nerve cells to the part of the brain that handles SMELL. NOT IQ. NOT memory.
Maybe this explains morning sickness. Any why she starts bitching about your dirty clothes, room, etc. after a while. And why her perfume doesn't smell as cool as it used to.
Maybe this ain't so good after all, eh?
It's easy to make up & spread cool- and credible-sounding stuff. Finding & checking hard facts is hard work.
That's how evolution works. Sex feels great because it makes you procreate. And sex makes your brain grow to make you procreate. It all makes sense.
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...that's why I can't smell anything.
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Bah, screw first post. First *grunt*! :) Yeah, i'll burn for that.
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We might have finally gotten them to make "sex education" a lab class.
That all slashdoters have had the maximum amount of sex in a previous lifetime?
Photos.
Masturbation?
Does that have roughly the same effect? If so, I won't feel so guilty when I'm... not studying.. yeah, that's it.
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As opposed to something truly satisfying -- like the gentle smile on her face, the close physical space (snuggling), the tenderness in the touching -- and of course the huge release of endorphins we experience together. Plus the knowledge that at if we try at certain tims we might even add an interesting addition to our small family -- you know -- participating in the creation of a new life.
*sigh* Where's the study that shows how much more these important things make new neuronal connections grow...
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...I have a "swelled head." (Or maybe they're saying I have a "swell head"?) Aw stop it, you're making me blush.
Wow, that explains so much...
Yeah, those head traumas from strokes to your vital organ can be painful.
There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
We knew right away when my wife got pregnant this time. Before she had even missed her first period her sense smell had gone into overdrive. Last time she couldn't even go into the meat department in the grocery store. Yesterday she was sniffing our 18mth old daughter and telling me how good she smelled. Fortunately I haven't had to take over all the diaper changing of our toddler yet. But I wouldn't be surprised if that is coming soon.
I think it is a self-preservation thing in that helps prevent her from eating spoiled meat or moldy fruit - she can smell these from across the room.
However as to making you smarter, any gain in brain capacity during pregnancy more than lost in memory function after childbirth. Most new mothers blame this on lack of sleep, but I think there is likely a hormonal aspect to it as well.
At the bottom of the page: "A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks. -- Lew Col" Apparently he had too much sex :)
Really, though, this precludes the possibility of making a smell-o-vision version of /. readers -- no one would have the olfactory neurons to process it.
Mating triggers the development of new neurons in the smell centre of the brain
My god, this is genius! Finally, the missing link in the mystery of why lonely, sexless geeks often go for days or weeks without showering. Of course! They can't smell their own manfunk. It's all coming together....
This probably has to do with human pheromones, which are detected through a part of the olfactory system. Pheromones are utilized during both sex and the search for a mate.
and those with subscriptions to a mag called 'science' are NOT the ones who benefit from actually having sex.
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Einstein was a sex GOD!
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Definitely a cure best performed in the privacy of your own home.
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Wow.
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Get off my virtual lawn, you damned virtual kids!
Perhaps you have failed to read the post I based mine on correctly, let me paste it here:
.. that's not all that it makes grow! O=)
Sex Makes Your Brain Grow
by reyalsnogard (595701)
His post refers to things that make the brain grow.
i.e. Reading books, Ginseng, LSD...
Mine refers to things that sex make grow...
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...well fuck me........
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How smart were they before they had sex? I think this topic needs further investigation. May I be a research subject?
I have found indisputable evidence that this (gaining intelligence by doing the in-out-in-out) is not true - just look at these statistics about brain partitions:
/.ers have 99% thinking and 1% "social interaction"
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1) P0rnstars have 1% thinking and 99% "social interaction"
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So there you have it, This is most definitly NOT true
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That explains the funny smell afterwards, then.
...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.