Slashdot Mirror


Slashback: Embed, Dougal, FireWire

Slashback this evening brings you a few corrections, updates, amplifications and reversals -- read on for more on the Xbox key cracking project, the new version of FireWire, and more.

Reality is just an illustrator's concept. In regards to the speculative piece about what animals will look like in the future, Ken Colangelo writes: "The author of After Man was Dougal Dixon, not Dougal Adams. He's got a pretty long track record as an amazing bio-illustrator.

He had, at one point, spoken of a book he was working on called "Man After Man" I believe. This would discuss what man would evolve into. In any case, I am probably his biggest (only?) fan and would appreciate it if you'd tell slashdot to correct his name ... This guy clearly needs to be working in speculative evolution again, now that computer graphics have caught up to his abilities. Animal Planet just doesn't seem to be that great at it."

A bit more on that secret FireWire, since it's no longer secret. cwill1004 writes "As was speculated yesterday, it turns out that Apple is indeed including a new higher-speed FireWire on its new laptops. Dubbed IEEE1394b, it appears to be primarily for external storage devices. One article on the Storage Supersite says that LaCie, Maxtor, SmartDisk, and Indigita have already hopped on board. The best part: IEEE1394b is backwards compatible, and available on both Mac and PC."

Perl undoes simplicity itself. ljb writes " I've re-written Tom Murphy's 'embed' bit-flipping program in Perl. At 76 characters (shorter than a standard 80-character width terminal line), I believe this qualifies as a Perl "one-liner". Heck, you could even fit this on an old IBM punchcard (ignoring character set limitations). Here's the Perl script --
$/=\4;map{?OS/2?|$f&&$f++==2?$c-=2+vec($_,0,32)/4: ++$c||s/../\0\0/s;print}<>"

So get distributed crackin' ... scubacuda writes "On. Off. Now it's on again? According to PC World (et al), The Neo Project again tackles the challenge of cracking Microsoft's encryption key."

21 of 254 comments (clear)

  1. and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by RebelTycoon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ljb and his Perl code from hell...

    Here's the Perl script --
    $/=\4;map{?OS/2?|$f&&$f++==2?$c-=2+vec($_,0,32 )/4: ++$c||s/../\0\0/s;print}"


    we can all sleep better knowing that bits can flip in 76 characters... I hope this was a school assignment!

    I guess some people find pleasure in this.. Personally I prefer women.

    1. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by flacco · · Score: 4, Funny
      Here's the Perl script -- $/=\4;map{?OS/2?|$f&&$f++==2?$c-=2+vec($_,0,32)/4: ++$c||s/../\0\0/s;print}"

      I guess some people find pleasure in this.. Personally I prefer women.

      Well, me too, but I silently recite things like this to myself to keep from blowing my wad too fast.

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    2. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 5, Funny
      we can all sleep better knowing that bits can flip in 76 characters... I hope this was a school assignment!

      I guess some people find pleasure in this.. Personally I prefer women.

      Women? For flipping bits? You are strange.

    3. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I guess some people find pleasure in this.. Personally I prefer women."

      At least he's found his pleasure... ;)

    4. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by iapetus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I prefer women who find pleasure in 76-byte Perl scripts for bit-flipping. :)

      --
      ++ Say to Elrond "Hello.".
      Elrond says "No.". Elrond gives you some lunch.
    5. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Funny

      I pleasure women who prefer bits.

      no, wait; that didn't come out quite right..

      --

      --
      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    6. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Funny
      I prefer women who find pleasure in 76-byte Perl scripts for bit-flipping. :)

      I'm sorry; I'm as much of a geek as the next guy, but if your women are finding pleasure in Perl scripts, then you're doing something horribly wrong.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    7. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by RollingThunder · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, the women just like having their bits flipped. ;)

    8. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 5, Funny
      Women? For flipping bits? You are strange.

      I don't know about you, but my bits get flipped by attractive women on a regular basis.

      --
      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
    9. Re:and the winner of uber geek 2002 is.... by gosand · · Score: 4, Funny
      Well, me too, but I silently recite things like this to myself to keep from blowing my wad too fast.

      Yep, nothing like a good ol' Perl necklace.

      --

      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  2. bitflipping by banks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps ljb is running his bit-flipping script on The Neo Project....

    On, Off, On, Off.....

    --
    --Use this space for notes--
  3. Cool, but a waste of time by Dougthebug · · Score: 3, Funny

    While I think most distributed computing projects are pretty cool, this xBox thing seems like a waste of time.

    Microsoft will have gone open source by the time they break that key...

  4. Re:"Compatible" by Detritus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not going to buy a new car until I can find one with a top speed that is an order of magnitude higher than my current car. I don't want to hear any whining about the difficulty of designing cars that are aerodynamically stable at Mach 1.2.

    --
    Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  5. Re:Here is a copy of the article in case it gets / by Longjmp · · Score: 1, Funny

    My first guess actually was a new slashdot editor practicing to post duplicate stories

    --
    There are fewer illiterates than people who can't read.
  6. I can flip bits in 3 characters! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    0=1

    I am a COMPUTER GOD!

  7. Re: Computers use binary, remember? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is an order of magnitude. Observe:

    New Speed = Old Speed x 10

    If you think a doubling of speed isn't impressive, then you've been jaded too long.

    --
    "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
  8. flip in one bit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just pipe your data through a NOT gate, it really is that simple.

  9. 76 characters? Hah! by Chymaera · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tom7's haiku still takes the cake with regards to brevity:

    The OS/2 chunk
    has a bit for embedding.
    Set it to zero.

    52, by my count, counting spaces--beat that!

  10. Re:"Compatible" by ionpro · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...aerodynamically stable at Mach 1.2


    Dude, your car goes 206 MPH? That's one hell of a speeding ticket...
  11. Oh yeah? by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 5, Funny

    !1

    --
    "If he thinks he can hide and run from the United States and our allies, he's sorely mistaken." Bush on bin Laden
  12. Re:"Compatible" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My Gilette runs at Mach 3 and it sure as hell makes my ass aerodynamically stable.