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Slashback: :CueCat, Exercise, Wormage

Slashback tonight brings you updates on the current doings (and name) of J. Jovan Philyaw, the man behind the :CueCat, the alleged worldwide infestation of file-trading computers with an RIAA-sponsored worm (not true, they say), the privacy implications of GeoURL markup, and more. Read on for the details.

When pranksters float your trial balloons for you. ninenet writes "A follow-up on the story posted earlier on Slashdot ... The RIAA has now officially stated that the claims of an elaborate P2P worm are 'a complete hoax.' A story on eWeek quotes an RIAA spokesman as saying, "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it.""

<Location>,<location>,<location > A few days ago, we mentioned the interesting geographic lookup / markup system of GeoURL. Joshua Schachter, the fellow who runs GeoURL (and editor of memepool, to boot), writes with "some responses of mine to comments posted:

Q: "Why not use the WHOIS database for address information?"

A: GeoURL is geographic content markup. Nobody cares where your server is - where are YOU? That said, I'm waiting for someone to hook their GPS into their web page and keep GeoURL updated.

This way different URLs can have different coordinates, as well.

Q: "Blah blah blah blah privacy."

A: If you want privacy, don't put your location on your web page.

Q: "You're evil and you're going to steal this information and go private, just like CDDB did."

A: The content is marked up on the pages and not entered into my database. Anyone could easily write a similar service (and I hope they do.)

I plan to create a page containing lessons learned and useful code snippets for other people who would like to implement similar stuff."

Most importantly, I hope this helps the development of distributed speed-trap logging and mapping!

Making this up would be too easy. An anonymous reader writes "Egomaniacal former Dot.Bomb 'entrepreneur' J. Jovan Philyaw has escaped the asylum and is back with even bigger delusions of grandeur. When last we saw him, J.J. was trying to shove the misbegotten :CueCat/:CRQ combination on unsuspecting users. Now, he's apparently writing a couple of books, selling his 'power crystals' that adorned the offices of Digital:Convergence, and changing his name: his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer. Apparently the utter and complete failure of Digital:Convergence (loss of at least $185M) hasn't dented his ego one bit. In his bio, he actually compares himself to Thomas Edison. A hilarious must-read for those who followed the :CueCat debacle (and for those of us who worked there)."

I hope all these things can be adapted for recumbents. Jamie Briant writes: "Saw your update to the slashdot story on games for exercise bikes. I'm a developer for exertris.com that makes a bike with LCD screen built in, which we sell primarily to gyms, but you can buy in the UK at Harrods. We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise."

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  1. haiku by bobtheprophet · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, no more lawsuits
    but instead there will be worms
    From bad to evil.

    --
    Don't give me none of this "nature theme" business.
    1. Re:haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Everywhere I go
      Some lowlife pains my senses
      By writing haikus

      When will these people
      realize that syllables
      aren't interesting

      In a language based
      around small units of words;
      perhaps then, rarely

      But English Haikus
      suck my sweaty purple balls
      Please help stop them now

  2. Now we're screwed.... by reaper20 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Someone forwarded the message to us and that was the first we heard or read about it."

    "Thanks for the idea though!"

  3. What's up with the name change? by rgarcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    "J. Jovan Philyaw ... his sites refer to him now as J. Hutton Pulitzer.

    Might as well have changed it to Max Power ;)

    --

    I couldn't fail to disagree with you less.

    1. Re:What's up with the name change? by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 5, Funny


      Judge: Hmm. "Hercules Rockefeller". "Rembrandt Q. Einstein".
      "Handsome B. Wonderful". Huh, I'm going to give you the only
      name you spelt correctly. From this day forward, your name
      shall be ...
      [cut to a shot of Lisa, reading from a sheet of paper on the
      Simpsons' couch]
      Lisa: "Max Power"?

      Source: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF09. Hope that helped.

      --
      if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence / freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
    2. Re:What's up with the name change? by sessamoid · · Score: 5, Funny
      Might as well have changed it to Max Power ;)

      Doesn't beat the guy I met yesterday who changed his name to "Big Daddy." No lie.

      --
      "No, no, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
    3. Re:What's up with the name change? by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Funny
      A father of a friend runs a soup kitchen, and I helped hack together a barcoded ID card system to keep track of who visited and how often.

      Cool--it's like a library card for food!

      Actually, the first time I read the post, I missed the phrase "barcoded ID card"--I wondered whether you had to have someone hold the homeless folks down while you tattooed them with a barcode, or if you just slipped a tranquilizer into their soup.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    4. Re: What's up with the name change? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1, Funny


      > Cool--it's like a library card for food!

      Except that they don't want you to bring stuff back when you're through eating it.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    5. Re:What's up with the name change? by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Funny
      Doesn't beat the guy I met yesterday who changed his name to "Big Daddy." No lie.

      But nothing beats this guy.
      Love-22 is a street performer in Key West, who legally changed his name, and prints up his own 22-dollar bills, which have been used (mostly at backwoods convenience stores and gas stations) for currency more than 500 times in the past 22 years.

      I met this guy once... Looooooooooopy!

      -T

    6. Re:What's up with the name change? by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok... Big Daddy... big whoop...

      My own story: I work retail. So, one day this guy comes in and buys a few things. Pulls out his credit card to pay. I have him sign the slip, and when I look at the signature, it looks for all the world like a smiling mushroom. I do a double-take and ask for his ID. He shows me his driver's license, with the name "mushroom [last name redacted]" on it, and again, the smiling mushroom for the signature. I had no reason to do otherwise at that point, so I accepted it. Turned out it was legit... never came back bad, and he came in a couple more times in the following months. I was truly amazed.

  4. Re:CUECAT by cioxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got my :CueCat back in 98 I think; came with the issue of Wired Mag. There were some driver issues and it didn't install, so I just threw it in the closet where it still is.

    In fact, here's a picture to prove I was part of the moron revolution.

  5. "impressive" by xeno · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shame on you; how can you call him a bozo? Judging by his many "achievements," Mr. Pulitzer deserves the "respect" of the technical and "business" communities alike. His many "inventions" and "first" (such as the supraliminal barcode) have clearly been to the benefit of all humankind. And who could question the genius of a man who has leveraged his "obvious" "Invention and Passion Gene" to record 245 episodes of a show with an ! in the name.

    Royal German Ancestry meine Hinterteile.

    -J

    --
    I think not...(*poof*)
  6. Re:the bio by Otter · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hey, if you're going to quote and tell people not to read, you've got to include:
    His inventions have won numerous industry awards and accolades, chiefly due to the fact that J. Hutton Pulitzer's inventions and ideas were adopted by the American consumer at a rate that outpaced the combined first year growth of cell phones, pagers, personal computers, hand held computers and total Internet users in just the first 90 days of its heralded release.

    And here I thought all the whackjobs were Tesla fans. (Tesla the inventor, I mean, not the Canadian hair metal band.)

  7. excercise by BinaryGrind · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We write and tune the games specifically to motivate you to exercise." what ever happend to the whip?

    --
    Life is like a jar of jalapeños, what you do today may burn your ass tomorrow.
  8. Re:the bio by psamuels · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here's the funniest part, smart quotes endumbened but all typos left intact.

    "Endumbened". I'll have to remember that one. The correct term, I believe, is "demoronised - but I like yours too.

    Just look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair:

    Heh. There's definitely something pompous about using a first initial and middle name. Particularly if the first initial is J. Odd.

    I wonder if J in this case is short for Jabba the.

    --
    "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
  9. How did he get that big an audience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    • Amway convention?
    • Standing on a lamp-post in Times Square yelling stuff on New Year's Eve?
    • Had a booth at Comdex and that's how many people attended?
    • That's how many people clicked on his web site?
  10. Is Jovan Anti-AC by Zapdos · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if Jovan would electrocute an elephant the way Thomas Edison did in order to show how superior DC is over AC.

  11. fastest adoption?? by spazoid12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hutton Pulitzer's inventions and ideas were adopted by the American consumer at a rate that outpaced the combined first year growth of cell phones, pagers, personal computers, hand held computers and total Internet users in just the first 90 days of its heralded release.

    Wow, that sure is something. The free Cuecat alledgedly outpaced a bunch of things that cost alot of money.

    I doubt it's true anyhow.

  12. The CueDil^H^H^HCat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    The dream was to connect items in the physical world to the Internet,

    It's come true, it's come true!

    The CueCat wasn't great as a barcode reader, but my girlfriend finds it very pleasurable. Sometimes, we even plug it into the Internet (of course, using an AntiVirus program--you never know).

  13. makes you wonder by spazoid12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this is the book he's writing...kinda makes you wonder what he actually intended for that hand-held CueCat device...

  14. Re:spoken like a true american by unicron · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're an idiot, Ritalin and Adderall are the SHIT. Like speed with none of the horrible back-aches. As for this fucker, I'd say he sounds horrifyingly like L. Ron.

    --
    Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
  15. people who worked for dot.bombs... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 2, Funny
    A hilarious must-read for those who followed the :CueCat debacle (and for those of us who worked there)."

    The people--from the CEOs to the Unix sysadmins--who worked for dot-coms with phony business plans should ALL take responsibility for the current sorry state of the economy.

  16. An excerpt from the book comments page... by gpinzone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Author: Garth
    Date: 1/14/2003 6:42 pm CST

    Dear Mr. Pulitzer/Philyaw,
    Being interested in patents in general, I took notice in your bio the fact that you have 100 patents. I went and looked them up and found that according to the USPTO you have what looks like 3 or 4 (didn't bother looking through each one). You might want to point out this oversight to them. It's quite irresponsible of them to lose track of 96 patents.

    Or perhaps you filed for them somewhere else, maybe Turkey?

    Garth

  17. Re:CUECAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    /* In fact, here's a picture [66.186.8.206] to prove I was part of the moron revolution. */

    660KB picture, I'll say you're a moron!!

  18. Re:Edison was a jerk by dcmeserve · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Edison invented the electric chair as part of his marketting campaign for DC - the chair used AC.

    And it really backfired -- the execution went so horribly, disgustingly wrong that people thought "well, if it's *that* hard to kill someone with AC on *purpose*, I guess it doesn't seem so dangerous to have it in my home."

    And so AC took off.

    --
    "Orthodoxy is unconsciousness" - Orwell
  19. Re:CUECAT by zurmikopa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I teamed up with a friend of mine and did (very dim) rave-esque lighting with a bunch of them.

    I have pictures... somewhere...

    Ahhh, college years...