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Hardcore Waste Recycling
erf writes "Ok, recently we've had a story posted on composting,
followed by one on recycling wastewater into snow. Enough with the amateur hour stuff, how about the real thing? Joseph Jenkins has been thermophilically composting all of his family's food waste and sewage into compost for his garden for 24 years. Yes, he eats the food out of that garden too. All you need is a bucket, some sawdust, and a compost bin. You can read all about it in the
Humanure
Handbook. The squeamish might want to begin with the section on fecophobia."
It smells like sewage, it feels like sewage, and it tastes like sewage.
Too bad we didn't step in it.
Dolemite
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Shit -I've been doing that for years
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fecophobia sounds like a 'safe' description of an album i once heard.
it was called "shitscared"
I smell Profit!
Only my way involes throwing my dogs poop in the neghibors garden vs. my poop in my garden
But its organic!
so it must be good!
But its natural!
So it must be good!
lol
Logic, macros, and more
Now what I would like to see is a way to compost or recycle all those computer monitors we've been forced to post about 3 times.
Yeah. That was bad. I think timothy posted it, then Taco posted it, then forgot he postged it and posted it again.
Work sucked, until it became unemployment, when it became slightly more tolerable. -Tet
if I should die before I wake
all my bones and sinew take
put them in the compost pile
to decompose there for a while
when corn or radishes you munch
you may be having me for lunch
then excrete me with a grin
chortling 'there goes pete again!'
blog-O-rama
foldplay your photos won't know what hit them.
...I hope the server doesn't start dropping logs.
Sorry, I had to say it...
[curls into a fecal position]
that's it buddy, you show that turd who's boss.
If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
If you're grabbing human manure from Haitian orphans, you've got bigger issues than some possible pathogens...
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Then it probably wouldn't be a good idea to tell everyone how their waste is usually dropped into a local stream/river where you get your water supply. Honestly, it's going to get back to you one way or another :)
Karma Clown
Humanure...it's what's for dinner!
Humanure...the other brown meat!
Humanure...bet you can't have just one
Humanure....bet cha' bite a turd
Where's the humanure?
Throw another Humanure on the barbie
Humanure...come on down!
Heeeeereeee's...Humanure!
You aren't free to do anything, until you've lost everything.
With this, you can take your shit and eat it too!
Actually, I have a whole new respect for the goatse fellow now. That guy could probably feed an army.
Lisa: You do Yoga? ... I started an organic compost pile at home. ... we *might* have an opening at the poser level.
Jesse: Yeah, but I started *before* it was cool.
Lisa: My name's Lisa Simpson. I think your protest was incredibly brave.
Jesse: Thank you. This planet needs every friend it can get.
Lisa: Oh, the earth is the best! That's why I'm a vegetarian.
Jesse: Heh. Well, that's a start.
Lisa: Uh, well, I was thinking of going vegan.
Jesse: [chuckles] I'm a level 5 vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
Lisa: Wow. Um
Jesse: Only at home? You mean you don't pocket-mulch? [takes out pocket stuff for Lisa to feel]
Lisa: Oh, it's so decomposed! Do you think I could join Dirt First?
Jesse: Well
Lisa: Oh, thank you, thank you!
"You eat pieces of poop for breakfast?"
Blah.
No Screenshots?!?!?!
So you could say they all get pissed? And these humanure guys get shit-faced every meal?
Seriously, what is it about human waste that inspires all the wisecracks? We don't get this many even on "Big Dumb Corporation Shoots Itself in Foot Again" articles.
Dyolf Knip
Well, if you're talking C++ then it would have to be...
flush and flush++