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Microsoft Switcher Ads: Part 2

burgburgburg writes "We all recall Microsoft's last attempt to emulate the Apple Switch ads. Well, it seems they're at it again. MacNN reports that Microsoft has sent out emails to those who have recently registered MS products, looking for candidates for their 'Sensible Solutions' campaign, which will 'highlight computer professionals that have recently converted from Apple Computer products to Microsoft based systems.' Do you qualify? You must be 'a US resident with a minimum of 3 years experience as a computer professional. You must have used an Apple Computer product and a Microsoft based system as part of your work'. So when does it just stop being the sincerest form of flattery and just become utter, pathetic laziness?"

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  1. Mac User by AyeFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have been using computers since the late 80's. In fact, in the beginning we used AppleIIs, for artwork etc... now that im 17 years older, I have switched to Photoshop on a WinXP platform.

    would that count O:-)

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  2. More requirements by yuckf00 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You must also have a picture on a photo library CD.

  3. When does it start being pathetic? by Senjutsu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right about ... now.

  4. Hi, my name is Bob... by Sp00nMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recently switched to Windows XP, because my Mac Powerbook is broken. So while I wait for that to get fixed, I borrowed a PC from work. I can't wait to get my Mac back.. oh wait, was I not supposed to say that? Do I still get paid?!

  5. Ellen "MS" Feiss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What Microsoft needs is an Ellen Feiss equivalent. How are they going to get her if they ask for 3 years experience as a computer professional?

    1. Re:Ellen "MS" Feiss by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 5, Funny
      What Microsoft needs is an Ellen Feiss equivalent. How are they going to get her if they ask for 3 years experience as a computer professional?

      "I was using a Mac but, like, my friend's pirated copy of MS Office wouldn't load on it, 'cuz it was the Windows version. And I couldn't get ActiveDirectory to work.
      I'm Bob, an MCSE."

  6. Which is lamer... by SchnauzerGuy · · Score: 5, Funny
    • Microsoft, for seeking people who register Microsoft software for their "switcher" ads.
    • People who actually register Microsoft software.
  7. Sure... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Depends how much MS will pay me.

    I've got a PC with XP sitting here, right next to my TiBook, 17" iMac, CRT iMac, G3 Powerbook, OS X Servers...

    I'm sensable, I use my PC for the same things my GameCube and PS2 are for...games.

  8. Cynical Reply by LongJohnStewartMill · · Score: 5, Funny
    They'll probably get some confession like,
    "Well, I've been using a Macintosh Plus for about 17 years now, and I decided it was high time I got an upgrade. One meg of RAM can only take you so far..."
  9. Re:I actually met a reverse switcher today. by Stu+May · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trust me, if enough people report problems with the same site, Apple WILL figure out a way to fix it.

    Am I the only one envisioning Apple doing a cost-benefit analysis of a code fix vs. sending hired goons to visit the offending website's developers?

  10. Re:So since Apple's market share is now below 3%.. by punkmanandy · · Score: 5, Funny

    well, if you were under 18 when Windows ME came out, then, yes, Gates did rape you as a child.

  11. I made the switch. by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm a computer tech for a large office.

    When we were using Apple computers, my job was in serious danger of being downsized. They were easy to use and almost never crashed.

    Fortunately, due to Microsoft license incentives, my company switched to PC's running Windows.

    What a relief! The stress I was suffering over job security is gone! In fact, I just got a fat raise because the bosses have seen how hard I've been working.

    Sure, I'm busier now, and I may not have the spare time to check Slashdot incessantly, but that's why they call it work, right?

  12. Re:I made the switch to Linux by xtremex · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a computer tech for a large global enterprise.

    When we were using windows computers, my job was in serious danger of being downsized. They were easy to use and and everyone and their mother was an MCSE.

    Fortunately, due to Microsoft licenses, my company switched to PC's running Linux.
    What a relief! The stress I was suffering over job security is gone! In fact, I just got a fat raise because the bosses think that Linux is so difficult, yet I never work!

    I've learned needlepoint. And I knitted a blanket. Oh, I WISH these darn computers would CRASH already!!! I'm so bored!

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  13. Re:Maybe it just works by cHALiTO · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, here's one:

    About a month ago I participated on a Microsoft contest here in Argentina to promote OfficeXP, in which one was supposed to download an .xls file and a .doc file, edit them (change font, add some numbers, stupid stuff like that) and upload them. I didn't get the first prize (a sony cybershot) but I won two 'microsoft officeXP' backpacks (I covered the logo, of course ;) which I must say, are really nice.

    The interesting part? the files I uploaded where edited with OpenOffice for Linux ;-)

    ahhh isn't irony just great?

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