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Is The Earth's Rotation Changing?
Roland Piquepaille writes "We all know about the current controversies associated with the ozone layer or the global warming phenomenon. Now, the NASA's Earth Science Enterprise (ESE) is warning us that atmospheric changes or El Niño events can affect the Earth's rotation. During El Niño years, for example, the rotation of the Earth may slow ever so slightly because of stronger winds, increasing the length of a day by a fraction of a millisecond. David A. Salstein, an atmospheric scientist from Atmospheric and Environmental Research, Inc., led a recent study about this possible effect. Salstein looked at meteorological and astronomical measurements from different sources and found they were in good agreement. Check this column for a synthesis. For technical explanations, images and animations, please read this NASA paper, Changes in the Earth's rotation are in the wind."
This has been known since 1951.
I'll do it for cheesy poofs.
The days are getting longer? Cool, I could use an extra five minutes each day to read Slashdot...
Maybe it's because of all the people holding their breath over the PS3 coming out this year?
Txurlo
for example, the rotation of the Earth may slow ever so slightly because of stronger winds, increasing the length of a day by a fraction of a millisecond
And I thought the day only felt longer after eating at a Mexican restaurant.
People couldn't type. We realized: Death would eventually take care of this.
I wish Superman would get off his ass and do that whole 'spin-the-world' backwards so we could go back in time and prevent the term 'El Nino' from being invented - which so many bad stand-up comics have used to no end. Also, I would not buy my Voodoo 3 card.
I hate liberals. If you are a liberal, do not reply.
this is really just a fake news to hype up "The Core", isn't it?
Just so long as it doesn't start spinning backwards. I dont' feel like going through my childhood again, especially not in reverse.
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ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only
I thought my work week was getting longer...
LFS. Have you built your system today?
Shuttle crashing, earth's rotation affected....
When did life turn into a Hilary Swank action flick?
Mod Karma -1: I sed bad wurds. If I cep my mouf shut, I wud be at riyses.
Everybody run east as fast as you can, to speed the Earth up again!
/me waits for hundreds of pedantic comments explaining why this wouldn't work
Try moving towards the screen really fast. It should look green then. Of course, make sure you stop before you run into the screen, because a collision with a monitor at speeds close to the speed of light might hurt.
Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped for something better than that. -CP
If at exactly 18:00 GMT today, every slashdot user simultaneously sprints due west, for the few moments we're all running, the rotation of the earth should be faster. Cool!
This is clearly a problem with SUVs. A vehicle as heavy as an SUV puts down a trememdous amount of torque when it moves, and this action, combined with the great suburban conspiracy of living to the East of their workplace (you go faster going home, so more torque to slow down the Earth), are creating this problem.
In two months.
:-) Don't forget to visit the main page either, complete with pictures of his Survival Tents. This sure is stuff for Something Awful. =)
http://www.poleshiftprepare.com/poleshift.htm
"I myself have outstanding personal knowledge and conviction that the cataclysms will occur in May 2003, which is why I am openly stating this on the Internet, and appealing to similar individuals who wish to take steps in preparing for it."
IT MAY SEEM FUNY NOW BUT U THANK HIM & HIS OUTSTNADING CONVICTION TO TELL US ON TEH INTRANET WHEN TEH POLE SHFITS MAY 2003!!!11 PREPAR URSELF!!!
^-- How my IQ dropped after reading his article... I guess it's the Internet we love and hate.
Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
Though I'm sure our *smirking chimp* hasn't considered this, or any of the other implications of this massive stupidity we are embarked on.
and other climatic changes certainly make the day seem longer
Get the EULA T-shirt
Okay ... so the days are getting longer, but what I want to know is: does this mean that I get to sleep a bit longer every night or do I have to work a bit longer every day??
The well-known Liberal surveillance weather balloon that Liberals would have you believe to be the "moon" is held in its orbit by an intricate set of gravitational checks and balances to which the tides are integral. The "moon" has been shown by scientific experts to be moving further away from the earth as the tides grow slower over time, due to that, luckily, the Liberals who put the thing where it is failed to take the tides into consideration when they worked out the math controlling its movement, meaning the moon would eventually fall out of Earth's orbit, leaving God-fearing Americans once again free to exercise their Second Amendment Rights. However, the earth slowing down in its rotation would not change the rate of the rotation of the tides, due to Newton's laws of motion.
As we can see, the Earth slowing down will actually cause the moon to gradually become closer to the earth over time, eventually leading it to knock God-fearing Conservative anti-ballilstic-missle satellites out of orbit or-- even worse-- eventually strike the earth, ending all life on earth.
It is clear that this is just what the Liberals want. How did they cause this? The answer is obvious. The "Global Warming" myth was first perpetuated in 1979 (link) by the well-known Liberal, Margaret Thatcher from socialist Britain-- 1979, the same year that the tidal effect on the Moon was first discovered. It is clear that the so-called "global warming" effect was simply a straw man created by the Liberal establishment in order to have an excuse to put into place measures that would cause the slowing-down-of-the-earth effect needed to correct the mistakes in the design of their "Moon" weather balloon and cause the destruction of God-fearing Conservative satellites, thus increasing America's moral decay. Fact: This "El Nino" phenomenon did not take place once-- ever-- before the institution of so-called "anti-global-warming" measures such as the banning of CFCs. As proof, i point you to the last 80 years of "Time" magazine, preserved in my attic, in which El Nino is never mentioned prior to the 90s, even despite the well-known Liberal influences on the magazine.
I think the course of action is clear to all of us. I encourage you all to do your duty as americans, and do what must be done, about this moral scourge on God's Earth's natural rotation.
More time for me to work on my TPS reports.
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But given a random distribution on the direction of movement of all the SUVs, it'd balance itself out.
I mean if 25% are going due north, 25% due south, 25% east, 25% west then the net effect would be 0.
I'm more worried that people in North America are getting fatter, making the earth lopsided. So far it's just USA and Canada putting on the weight. Luckily those earth-conscious Mexicans are starving themselves to counter the effect.
Ok, everyone, all over the planet...
...and ... EAST ... BLOW! ... WEST ... SUCK! ... EAST...
Face east, and...
BLOW...
now face west and...
SUCK
El Nino isn't the root cause of the problem. It's that damn butterfly over in China again that's causing El Nino.
I've known this for eons. The earth's rotation slows down to a crawl every Monday, and then speeds up really really fast on Saturday/Sunday. Then it slows down again come Monday morning.
This bug has been confirmed by Microsoft and they are currently researching this problem. Don't expect a quick fix, since the last time the support article was updated is Oct 1999.
is to attach giant rocket engines to the side of the planet, facing due west and due east. We can fire them periodically to recalibrate the length of our days. Then the environment will be safe!
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
On one day the rotation of the Earth will stop and as we only see one side of the Moon, only one side of the Earth will face the Sun. Once I calculated the time when the rotation will stop and I got about 5 billion years (assuming a linear slowdown).
I doubt it is linear. The moon gets further and further from earth as it steals its rotational momentum. The further away it gets, the less the affect. BTW, the Sun is also doing the same to Earth that the Earth is doing to the moon.
The moon must have looked big and romantic back when bacteria reigned supreme. No wonder there are so many of them.
Table-ized A.I.
The Earth rotates at the "and you turn yourself about" point, when the turtles do the Hokey Pokey.
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What you do today will cost you a day of your life
Conservation of angular momentum.