10 Years of the World Wide Web
NCSA Mosaic was first released ten years ago today (oh, I guess you could mark time from the 1.0 release, but who's counting), marking the first milestone in the evolution of the graphical World Wide Web. HTTP was originally developed between 1989-1991, but didn't take off until there was a useful browser which could display inline images. You can still download old versions of Mosaic from browsers.evolt.org. So, all you folks who think you have a real handle on technological progress: what will information-access-over-electronic-networks look like in 2013?
How did he get first post rights and manage to download, install, and review software in less than a minute?
Man, I remember back in 1993 I was a sophomore in college. My FIRST experience with the web was Mosaic on a DECstation. I was telling people, this sh*t is way cool...
;)
Then...it got MUCH better...
I found p0rn....
It will take forever for the 3d holograms to load over a broadband cable connection. Also, the psychic popup ads will be a real pain....
itll be all programs for downloading and creating your very own woman using your biowheel printer.
Ok, a man can dream, cant he?
All Troll + "offtopic" mods are meta moderated as "Unfair", because you abused the system.
...new fangled and silly. I was 18 when I started using Mosaic at University, and thus it was hip and happening. But now it's all bells and whistles, and everyone went and got themselves in a big damned hurry. And youngsters these days, well...
Ha! In ten years the internet will be wireless signals broadcast directly into your brain, stimulating your various senses. It will be, "have you 'felt' this site?" Go Porn industry!
By the way things are going the internet will probably be 80% porn movies and pics, and 19% 3d porn.
Er, you mean , right?
Doesn't work in IE, works in Moz though...
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
We'll still be using the web to find out the release date for "Duke Nukem Forever".
Gimme karma, bitches.
In 2013, webservers will have become conscious and slashdotting will be considered the worst act of cruelty by PETA.
The pornograph is 10 years old! And I think we all know how to celebrate. ;-)
Mix the failings of Usenet with the shortcomings of the World Wide Web and the result is slashdot.
I hope that someone realizes that using "www" with 9 syllables is a silly way to abbreviate "world wide web" with 3.
So, all you folks who think you have a real handle on technological progress: what will information-access-over-electronic-networks look like in 2013?
It will look like CowboyNeal!!
I'd rather be a conservative nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
It's still mostly devoid of content :-)
That's progress for you.
this
Be afraid...
the world wide web will browse YOU!
****--- A fortune cookie once told me the meaning of life...so I ate it. ---****
[sinner@localhost sinner]$ telnet slashdot.org 80
Trying 66.35.250.150...
Connected to slashdot.org.
Escape character is '^]'.
GET / HTTP/1.0
do not read this line twice.
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Hey, that'd be great! It would be like whack-a-mole with salespeople... pop-up stoppers would no longer come from websites but hardware stores...
Phil
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You had it lucky. Where I was stationed, we didn't have any newfangled interactive terminals. We had to punch our URLs onto cards and mail them to headquarters, then wait weeks for the next supply drop to bring our web page printouts and beef jerkey.
HTTP was originally developed between 1989-1991, but didn't take off until there was a useful browser which could display inline images.
Well, DUH. ASCII porn isn't NEARLY as cool as the full-color stuff.
Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
The english language is not static. It can, will and some would say, MUST change based on usage. Language is meant to communicate quickly and clearly. When a certain letter 'double you' is said outloud over and over, it will get abreviated.
The real question is wether the prounciation of the letter will change in common usage. As noted elsewhere, 'w' is the only 3 syllable letter in the english language, all others are single syllable. In fact all other letters are pronounced as vowel-consonent or consonent-vowel. Since 'you' is already a letter, and w's now look more like double v's than double u's, my guess is that 'dub' and eventually 'duh' will replace 'double you' in the long term. The advent of the 9 syllable 3 letter acronym as a catalyst for this change in pronunciation can bee seen already.
So my prediction for 10 years from now? The whole world changes to a environmentalist green paradise with no machines or computers or internet. The only lasting remains? The pronunciation of the letter 'w' in the english language has changed to 'duh'. This is to remind us all how stupid the dot-com boom was.