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Military Grade Laptops

bllb writes "Slate has an article about the "waterproof, vaporproof, shockproof" laptops the military is using. It's not at the cutting edge of performance, but it's nice to see some bombproof hardware." Most of the laptops I've owned over the years died through dropping or drowning, so maybe I should look into something a little more sturdy ;)

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  1. Yes, but... by dooby · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will they survive 20 minutes in a 400 degree oven?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by dooby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was thinking more of the baked Powerbook G4, but anyway, the article implies the 'GoBook MAX' will survive an oven...

  2. Be more careful! by name_already_taken · · Score: 5, Funny
    Or buy a Panasonic toughbook.

    Seriously though, I've owned laptops for about ten years now and I've never dropped one.Stop coating your hands with butter before you pick the laptop up!

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    1. Re:Be more careful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That is what the Canadian Army uses. Rugged especially the CF-27 although the 28 is a bit less rugged.

    2. Re:Be more careful! by wwwgregcom · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is what the Canadian Army uses. Rugged especially the CF-27 although the 28 is a bit less rugged.


      So what is that, a total of three laptop sales?

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    3. Re:Be more careful! by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting
      As opposed to the ones the US and British seem to be using in Iraq over the last couple of days?

      Pffff! Helicopters are inherently dangerous and malfunction-prone. ALL the armed services crash helicopters with unnerving regularity. When I was with the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), we rode in helicopters a LOT, and I have personally been in THREE crashes/hard-landings. The problem with helicopters is that they're pretty much doomed if they lose power or if any of the control systems crap out. Compounding this is the fact that they vibrate like you wouldn't believe, which has a tendency to make things "come loose". In wartime, the helos are logging a LOT more hours than in garrison, so the number of failures resulting in crashes will go up. As awful as it sounds, a couple helicopters going down from mechanical failure is statistically inevitable on an operation of this scale.

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  3. wtf?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We drop each one 54 times from one meter, bake it in an oven, chill it in a freezer, vibrate it, and submit it to a shower of hurricane proportions,"

    Who the fuck would buy a beaten up piece of shit like that??

  4. Military computers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember a Washington Post Article where some Marine Private was evaluating his 733t new computer. "I could beat someone to death with this battery pack..."

    1. Re:Military computers... by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember a Washington Post Article where some Marine Private was evaluating his 733t new computer. "I could beat someone to death with this battery pack..."

      There was an old story, possibly apocryphal, about the USMC evaluating a piece of kit from DEC. A marine driving a forklift accidentally dropped a fighter jet engine on it, but the VAX wasn't damaged. The Marine Corps signed the purchase order that day.

  5. Makes sense by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My laptop just took a lil fall and the screen went cracky cracky. I can still read what the screen says, but its too bad that this laptop wasn't the one I dropped.

    I wonder how they have the hard drive set up, or if they use flash. Normally, any hard drive experiencing even a small shock can be easily destroyed if the head is reading.

    700 MhZ isn't too great but you could always take it in the shower for some good 'ol pr0n. ;)

  6. Re:crazy price... by pbranes · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Well, if you believe that, then the laptop isn't for you. They say in the article that it is meant for people who work in hazardous areas and need a working laptop that can stand up to whatever they can throw at it, not a fast & cheap laptop.

    I don't think I'd buy one of these laptops either because I'm not likely to be fighting a chemical spill or a fire while working on my laptop.

  7. toughbooks by hawwy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    wired ran an article a few weeks ago about how the army was using rugged panasonic laptops for operations. one of their gis guys was having trouble manipulating huge images with them and had the government ship over a titanium powerbook which is apparently holding up fine.

  8. "waterproof, vaporproof, shockproof" by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    OK, what about aweproof?

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  9. Reliable Hardware Platforms Deserve Solid Software by n9fzx · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Reliable hardware is of course a Good Thing, but without some improvements in software reliability, you're buying a HumVee when a Yugo would do. The old Bell Labs standard called for 1/3 of system faults to be ascribed to hardware, 1/3 to software, and 1/3 to operator error. Most available operating systems clearly aren't there yet, and can't even match the reliability of existing off-the-shelf motherboards and power supplies.

    Having said that, it's also clear that some operating systems, owing to their monlithic architecture, will never improve. At least with Unix, you can discard what you don't need, reducing the volume of code that has to be checked. That's a major reason why Microsoft's "Trustworthy Computing" initiative is such a joke -- you can't get rid of the crapola, heck you can't even see the crapola!

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  10. Military Quality Testing by hillct · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ss you want to sell laptops to the US Army?

    Yes, would you like to test it out?

    Yes, Put it over there.

    [Officer aims a rifle at the laptop and puts a hole the size of a small tangerine through the case]

    I'm sorry. Your product has failed our quality inspection. Have a nice day.

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  11. iBooks... by Squidgee · · Score: 4, Interesting
    FYI, iBooks are also very, very sturdy. Mine took a leap from a table (~3ft up) due to dog, and survived. And it was on, with the screen open, and CD-ROM drive out (It shootso ut form the side). And it landed on its side.

    My friend also sent his for a trip down the stairs (Screen open, iBook on), and it still works A.O.K.

    So, you could also buy an iBook, and it will survive the same falls.

    1. Re:iBooks... by zozzi · · Score: 5, Funny
      FYI, iBooks are also very, very sturdy. Mine took a leap from a table (~3ft up) due to dog, and survived. And it was on, with the screen open, and CD-ROM drive out (It shootso ut form the side). And it landed on its side.

      Did the dog survive after all this???

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    2. Re:iBooks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good for you. Most laptops can survive a 3 foot drop. Try doing a google search for laptop + 3 + feet + drop and see all the people talking about all their laptops that they dropped 3 feet and had them survive.

      All your ibook has to do now is survive being baked in an oven, chilled in a freezer, vibrated, and submitted to a shower of hurricane proportions, and then it is relevant to this article.

      Disclaimer: I own an ibook and am, in fact, typing on it now.

    3. Re:iBooks... by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny
      Mine took a leap from a table

      My friend also sent his for a trip down the stairs

      Come on... admit it... There really is no friend is there... :-)
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    4. Re:iBooks... by edmo · · Score: 5, Informative

      To anser all the people asking if the ibook can stand up to more than 1 fall, the anser is yes
      there are currently 3 ibooks in my immediate family, and all have been dropped several times(usually resulting from younger siblings wanting a turn). The highest drop mine has taken was about 2.5 meters and there is no notable damage aside from a few scratches here and there.
      while I haven't tried myself I do remember reading that ibooks can survive some time in an oven, being run over by trucks, being hit in the screen w/ a baseball bat, in fact I'm fairly certain they can survive water, altho not when on(apples old 5300's could)...

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  12. when was the last time you hosed off your ibook? by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 5, Informative

    My wife used to work for Itronix and these will run indefinetly at 140 degrees (the official numbers.) While I was in the infantry I once spent the month of August in Death Valley and I can tell you we NEVER hit 140, 127 with MOPP4 and kevlar is no picnic, but it wouldn't of phased this laptop. They don't have the high end horse power of the p4 laptop I am on right now, but knowing what these things can go through, they are amazing.

  13. Clearly you don't understand by Gekko · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You obviously don't understand the NEED for rugadized computers. What good is 4 crappy comercial laptops when your on a ship that is torpedoed or a plane that crashes? Those four laptops will be toast, but a properly rugadized computer has a good choice of still running. This is important when your LIFE may depend on that laptop.

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  14. Hardened hard drives by 87C751 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Hard drives can be made to withstand a lot of punishment. 10 years ago, I saw a demo at a trade show where a 2.5" HP hard drive was attached to the end of a 30" bar. A motor and crank lifted the end of the bar 18" above a steel plate and then dropped it. There was an O-scope hooked up to the read channel, and it barely fluctuated at impact.

    Granted, I don't expect consumer-channel equipment to be that strong.

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  15. I spent 2 yrs playing IT guy for a tank battalion by disputin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The laptop isn't the problem. Most people are smart
    enough to keep it out of the rain and dust. Most of the components are sealed. The real problem was copiers and printers. If someone made a copier or printer that could be bounced around working in heat, cold and dust, they'd make a killing with the US Army.

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  16. Offical Specs by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.gobookmax.com/gobookmax/images/gobookma x.pdf

    Mobile Pentium III/700, 256 MB of PC100 SDRAM, 20 GB IBM DJSA-200 hard disk, external 10x TEAC USB CD-ROM, external USB floppy, 4MB Silicon Motion LynxEM+ graphics, 10.4in SVGA touchscreen TFT, ESS Allegro PCI audio, integrated mono speaker, V.90 modem, integrated CISCO Wirelsss LAN PC Card, one Type II PC Card slot, plus support for VGA, serial and two USB, Windows 2000 Professional. Dimensions: 284 x 233 x 62mm (W x D x H) excludion handle. Weight 3.3 kg. [7.28 pounds]

    Note: The PDF wouldn't let me copy and paste the text, but I think I got it all right.

  17. Check out these mega-lunchboxen. by LaminatorX · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dolch has been making these sorts of things for years now. Mostly aimed at scientific, construction, and engeneering field work (the military only started widely deploying laptops fairly recently). Their laptops can handle 15G's while running and 50 when turned off.

  18. Re:crazy price... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is because your data is 100% worthless. Even to you by your own admission.

    The panasonic toughbook and the military units contain priceless data and in the military people will DIE if it fails.

    you are a consumer with absolutely useless and value-less data.

    it is not for you.

  19. Bombproof hardware? by CausticWindow · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since the US military never are the ones being bombed, but rather always the ones bombing.. what do they need this for?


    Part of their image I guess.. "Oh yes, we're getting bombed all the time".


    bomberclaad...

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  20. 54 times? by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny


    We drop each one 54 times from one meter

    This seems rather time consuming. Why don't they just drop them once from a height of 54 meters? That would be the same, right?

    :-)

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    1. Re:54 times? by No.+24601 · · Score: 4, Funny

      and I'd be interested to find out what happens on the 55th drop :)

  21. Hmmm... by Planx_Constant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can they perform "military grade" encryption?

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  22. i build similar machines by snyrt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i'm a pre-production engineer from technology advancement group, a company in dulles, va. we build systems very similar, though we've moved away from the laptops and build mostly rack mounted systems. our systems are build to be ruggedized from the component level in order to survive more shock than any other system around. all the chassis are custom designed and all components are tested thoroughly. our most impressive test is the barge test. we take our machine, put it inside it's fiberglass case, turn it on and link up to it with a wireless connection. we put it on a small barge in a lake and detonate depth charges beneath the barge. most of the time the barge will fall apart, the machine will go flying in the air and land floating in the water. while all this is happening it is linked to a system on land which is monitoring its work. we don't sell a system unless it can go through this test without missing a step. this is the beauty of ruggedized computers. there's a video of a barge test on our website

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    1. Re:i build similar machines by gorf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you sure? It seems like something broke your shift key...

      :)

  23. I think you mean 'open' by dan+g · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure what you meant by the term, but if you are talking about operating systems and kernels, Unix systems are generally monolithic whereas windows (nt and on) are microkernel(ish) architectures.

    You say that on Unix you can throw away what you don't need but that on Windows you "can't even see the crapola". You certainly can't open up Solaris, cut out what you don't need, and recompile for a leaner version so I assume you meant Linux or BSD. But obviously you can only do that with those OSes because they are open source, it really has nothing to do with their architecture.

    dan.

  24. Ewww by huhmz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Most of the laptops I've owned over the years died through dropping or drowning

    Ewww Taco... That's a little more information than we needed thank you very much

    *goes to take long shower*

  25. Re:crazy price... by Longing · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a professional soldier, so here's what I have to say.

    If I'm called on to go to visit my colleagues who are already in Iraq, I'll be carrying over 130 lbs of protective gear, weapons, ammo, rucksack and equipment, and the bulk of it goes on my back. A plane and a parachute gets me to my DZ and I walk from there.

    Military equipment is bulky and heavy. Take the PLGR (Precision Lightweight GPS Receiver). The last picture shows it's size. This puppy weighs 2.75 pounds and is huge. Compare to any Garmin, Magellan, Lowrance and others whose products weigh less than a pound and are a quarter of the size. (Blah, blah, Selective Availability. Another discussion.)

    Another example: The Mortar Ballistic Computer weighs 7 lbs and makes my Gameboy Advance (cheap entertainment in the field) look like a Cray Supercomputer. Oh, and it's roughly 20x larger than the GBA.

    So if I had the room in my ruck for a laptop (I don't), and I could justify spending $4500 on it - four months' pay (I took a slight paycut when I quit my sysadmin job in Silicon Valley for the opportunity to get gassed in Iraq), you could bet I'd be buying one of these and not FOUR pieces of crap that are going to break when I hit the DZ.

    Cheers! :)

  26. Huh? by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've been in the Marines for about 8 years and I've never seen these. I've seen some Panasonic Toughbooks but nowadays all we use are Dell latitudes. Of course, the Air Force has infinitely more $$$ than the Corps.

  27. Re:30%? by imsabbel · · Score: 5, Funny

    54 is such a strange number.
    I guess after the 55th drop it was dead :)

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  28. Re:Reliable Hardware Platforms Deserve Solid Softw by hkon · · Score: 4, Funny

    The old Bell Labs standard called for 1/3 of system faults to be ascribed to hardware, 1/3 to software, and 1/3 to operator error. Most available operating systems clearly aren't there yet

    That doesn't sound quite right. At least, if the users at Bell are anything like the users where I work, hardware and software really have to fail a lot more frequently if they're going to keep up with the operator errors.
  29. THIS IS A DIRTY ROTTEN LIE! by Galvatron · · Score: 4, Informative
    iBooks are terribly made. My girlfriend has one, and the ethernet jack is totally borked. She can't even remember having done anything to it, but we speculate that she must have tripped over the ethernet cord. Certainly if she'd done something more dramatic, she'd remember.

    Anyway, Apple's "wonderful" repair centers are refusing to fix it under warranty because it is "accidental damage or mistreatment." Since iBooks do not have PCMCIA ports, and usb ethernet devices only work with Macs, she has two choices. She can either pay the outrageous $775 that Apple is charging to repair an ethernet jack with a few broken pins, or else buy an AirPort card and 802.11b base station.

    It should also be mentioned that the power connector is very fragile. Being stepped on can bend it completely out of shape, and it is very difficult to get back in the right shape, because it has to be basically a perfect circle.

    The test of laptop sturdiness, IMHO, is not whether it can survive the dramatic falls, but whether it can survive the minor, day to day damage over a prolonged period. Can it survive being tripped over, carried around in a backpack, etc? I have a 4 year old Dell laptop that I have treated far more roughly than my girlfriend has treated her 6 month old iBook. The Dell looks a little worse for the wear, but works perfectly. The iBook still looks shiny and new, but has been completely crippled.

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  30. Not so rugged... by dargaud · · Score: 4, Informative

    In Antarctica, 1997. I had two rugged military laptops (Kontron) for data acquisition and an HP Vectra desktop for use indoors. One of the laptops video fried when a snow machine started a few feet from it and the other didn't have the right connectors. I had to program an eprom on some equipment outside and just put the Vectra+Monitor on a box. For 4 hours at -45C and it worked fine. I even have a picture. So it's not because there's a thicker case around a motherboard that it makes it more reliable...

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  31. ooo, I owned one and broke it! by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I owned an older Itronix military grade model at one time. It was pretty cool, I threw it in the oven a few times and into a lake once, and it kept on working. But, we I finally threw it across the room and it landed on its corner... the hard drive ceased to function. ;-)