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Red Hat 9 To Be Released March 31

Garfunkel writes "Looks like Red Hat is breaking tradition and skipping 8.1 and 8.2 and jumping directly to 9.0 RHN subscribers get it a week ahead on March 31st. Available to the rest the world a week later (April 7)." The website refers to the upcoming release simply as "9" -- which doesn't rule out future point releases, but could it be?

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  1. RedHat 10 to be released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    April 1. April Fools!

  2. Hah! by PeekabooCaribou · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just trying to keep up with Slackware.

    "Are you running Linux 9 yet?"

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    "I'll say it again for the logic-impaired." -- Larry Wall.
  3. Ximian, where for art thou? by destiney · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Ximian, where for art thou? by Sinistar2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      You might want to look up the meaning of wherefore. Unless you're questioning why Ximian exists at all?

  4. why do subscribers get it ahead by The+Terrorists · · Score: 2, Funny
    so they can debug it for the non-subscribing users which are far more likely to be using it for some enterprise application?

    The cult of Linux strikes again, in that case. Paying for advance release of this is a scam.

  5. Confusion by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suppose that higher numbers are better from the perspective of new users comparing products, although the race ahead didn't seem to do Mandrake enough good.

    A day shy of April 1 is kind of fishy, though.

    Lastly, imagine the chaos that will reign when Redhat releases Red Hat 10.

    Yes, it will be "ten", as in the same version as the Apple OS X, also a UNIX.

    Oh, but "X" is the windowing system for UNIX, you know, "eks eleven", which is much better than "X10", the same as the clunky old protocol for handling devices around your house. Not Windows, but "X Windows"...

    It'll be like "Who's on First" all over again...

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    "Provided by the management for your protection."
    1. Re:Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "X" is the windowing system for UNIX, you know, "eks eleven", which is much better than "X10"

      X11 is only 10% better than X10. It isn't much better.

    2. Re:Confusion by EpsCylonB · · Score: 5, Funny

      It goes up to eleven, thats one louder than all the other amps.

    3. Re:Confusion by thopkins · · Score: 4, Funny

      X11 is much better than X10 because X11 doesn't have annoying pop-up ads!

  6. Re:Red Hat X by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1, Funny

    What they are going to make you buy overpriced hardware to get in with version 10, Damn it..

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  7. You young whipper snappers! by concatenation · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back in my day, we were able to count version numbers with a single hand, because most of us had lost the other one fighting bears and snowmen!

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    "5... 4... 3.. 1... OFFBLAST!"
  8. Hey Boss! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    In related news, I'm changing my job title to Systems Analyst 2.0, to better highlight new features and capabilities. Of course, biweekly licensing fees will be readjusted to reflect this enhanced functionality...

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    Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
  9. Version numbers? by smartguy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe Gentoo should skip 1.4 and go directly to 9 to catch up!

  10. Re:DVD ISOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Downloading DVDs is illegal.

  11. Re:Dizzy by mbogosian · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still think 7.3 is new.

    It's not?! I just spent all day downloading the ISOs, damnit! I guess that's what I get for using in-span.net as a mirror....

  12. Re:free software by kasperd · · Score: 5, Funny

    couldn't an RHN member technically just leak it without consequence?

    He could, and then start praying for the link not to be posted on slashdot for the first week.

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    Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
  13. Re:DVD ISOs by sulli · · Score: 2, Funny
    But imagine a DVD full of downloading code. (how to fill it up? every point release of every P2P tool ever written, plus all FTP clients, plus...)

    That would be a downloading DVD. And, by some interpretations of the law, it would be illegal.

    Hence: downloading DVDs are illegal.

    So you're both right. (On the pedantic-grammar front, that is.)

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  14. Red Hat... by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Red Hat, is that a brand of condoms?

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  15. Stoopid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Folks, this is getting silly... Next time, RH2000, RH2003, RH2009...

  16. Re:Great it is a non .x version by legojenn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember when I first started reading Slashdot. I thought that Anonymous Coward was a jerk that had too much time on his hands. Boy do I feel naive.

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    I make a reasonable middle-class wage by going to work and not spamming blogs with scams.
  17. Re:beta tested - Grub config by bathmatt · · Score: 5, Funny

    My RH 9 beta has a grub configuration util, it is located in /bin/vi

  18. Re:Blimey. by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is your parachute and here is the manual.

    Welcome to Linux.

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    It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  19. Re:This leaves RHCE's in the brown smelly stuff by Letter · · Score: 0, Funny

    Dear Flea,

    Don't forget the other question: where does this leave RHCP? Are they going to be stuck under the bridge with this new release?

    Give it away now,
    Letter

  20. Re:Features & Verson numbers by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your program would run, it just couldn't find the .so it wanted.

    That explains it! Now I know why geeks have no girlfriends!

    ERROR: Unable to locate .so

  21. best linux ever! by joe_bruin · · Score: 4, Funny

    redhat laboratories releases linux9 advanced server pro champion edition(tm)

    redhat laboratories has announced today the future release of 'linux9 advanced server pro champion edition(tm)'. redhat scientists have announced that this will be the most numerically advanced version of linux ever sold. by abandoning older 8.x technology (found on previous releases), redhat has been able to accelerate the versioning capabilities of linux by nearly 10 percent.
    numerically advanced versioning technology is an important step in bringing redhat to the enterprise. many enterprise customers, who run high-availability servers on big iron hardware, demand the stability and maturity that can only come from numerically advanced version numbers. moving to linux9 puts redhat in direct competition with sun microsystems' (SUNW) solaris operating system, which has been sporting version 9 release enumeration for over a year.

    in other news, redhat has announced that linux9 advanced server pro champion edition(tm) will be distributed in a six dvd set, that includes 2 dvd's containing the basic distribution, and 4 dvd's of pre-compiled packages. additional dvd's supporting non-x86 architectures may also be available for purchase.

    1. Re:best linux ever! by Herkum01 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot to mention the Limited Edition DVD set which will include more packages and a special "Making of Red Hat 9" production. Bio's for all the Red Hat minor actors that were a part of the final product are also included like Lilly the secretary and Big Joe in accounting. A must have for ALL Red Hat fans.

  22. Rule 1 of the Mandrake Club by EvilAlien · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do not talk about the Mandrake Club.

    I'm not exactly sure how that relates to the Red Hat Network (which has pretty much become the "pay for timely upgrades to our free operating system" club), but I felt it was worth saying.

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  23. Re:DVD ISOs by ArmedGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Downloading DVDs isn't illegal.

    Downloading DVDs aren't...oh wait...nevermind.

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  24. Re:Version Number War == Big Dick Contest by flacco · · Score: 1, Funny
    I swear. These huge version number jumps seem like big dick contests.

    Then perhaps you'd like to see my Pink Hat 10-1/2 distribution?

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    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
  25. Re:Unified Desktop by Tack · · Score: 1, Funny
    sounds like user error, albeit your low /. uid.

    Haveing a lo salshdot userid is hardlee indickitave of anee digry of inteligunse.

    Jason.

  26. Re:DVD ISOs by zmooc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Downloading DVDs is also impossible. So is downloading coffee.

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