Martin Michlmayr Wins DPL
Strike writes "The votes for the new Debian Project Leader are in and the tallying is over, results here. Martin Michlmayr comes out on top, winning 4-0 going head to head against the other three candidates (with the fourth win being over "no candidate"). Last year's DPL Bdale Garbee came in 2nd, with Branden Robinson and Moshe Zadka coming in 3rd and 4th. Michlmayr's platform can be seen here."
Vote G.W BUSH.
The winner of the election is Martin Michlmayr.
I would like to thank Moshe Zadka, Branden Robinson and Bdale Garbee for their service to the project, for standing for the post of project leader, and for offering the developers a strong and viable group of candidates.
Total unique votes cast: 488, which is 58.60409% of all possible votes.
Pairwise elections won-lost-tied: Moshe Zadka 1-3-0 votes against in worst defeat/closest victory: 428
Bdale Garbee 3-1-0 votes against in worst defeat/closest victory: 228
Branden Robinson 2-2-0 votes against in worst defeat/closest victory: 238
Martin Michlmayr 4-0-0 votes against in worst defeat/closest victory: 226
None Of The Above 0-4-0 votes against in worst defeat/closest victory: 449
1 beats 5: 228 202 = 26
2 beats 1: 428 34 = 394
2 beats 3: 238 221 = 17
2 beats 5: 449 29 = 420
3 beats 1: 385 66 = 319
3 beats 5: 405 65 = 340
4 beats 1: 397 38 = 359
4 beats 2: 228 224 = 4
4 beats 3: 237 226 = 11
4 beats 5: 424 39 = 385
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Free your mind.
This guy has an interesting and in depth platform. I wish our real world politicians would go at it with this kind of vigor and detail. He is well educated and has been working actively within Debian for the past few years and has real purpose and usefuleness. I wish i could say the same about bureaucrats.
"And this is my boy, Sherman. Speak, Sherman." "Hello." "Good boy."
but you are most likely gay faggots, too
i dread the day i forget to check "post anonermersly"
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You can tell me what to do
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So just lick it just lick it
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I was humping a doggie
It felt so good
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I rape a fish too but it just wasn't the same
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Thank you very much you have been a great bunch of groupies
enum DPL {Martin_Michlmayr =1, Branden_Robinson,Moshe_Zadka }
DPL result;
result =rand(time(0)) % 4;
This is how it should work.
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Timothy: But Rob, I need this job! You know they won't hire me back at Burger King since that peeing incident! And my parents are having the basement fumigated right now! You know Pudge doesn't need a job. Isn't there something I can do?
Malda: Hmmm. Well, if you give me a blowjob, or let me fuck you up the ass, I won't fire you. Whips out his penis
Timothy: starts sucking Hey, your dick tastes like shit!
Malda: What do you expect? Michael didn't want to be fired either!
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Thank you.
"...Moshe's intention is to do nothing at all..."
"...Bdale speaks of communication... community at large was not well informed at all of what was going on..."
"...I didn't see many new thoughts in Branden's platform...he has had (pointless) arguments with virtually anyone in the project who is doing important stuff...I doubt he would be an effective leader..."
The true secret to success... clever condescending trash talking.
Sig master! Sig master! Sig... faster?!
What is going on with Slashdot lately? First, it was no posting when browsing at -1. Now it seems no Anonymous posting at all. What the fuck are your code monkeys trying to do?
If you find this post offensive, don't read it! THINK ABOUT YOUR BREATHING! I am what I am because of how apes behave.
I here by stake my claim
so shove it jack ass I win the glory
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I hope that you will elect me as the next Debian Project Leader because I am the person best suited to motivating and coordinating the Debian community.
I hold a Master degree in Philosophy and have recently completed a Master of Science in Psychology.
Yup. I'd say that this guy pretty much fits the Debian mold.
I suspect that someone like Linus would simply ignore the long, drawn out threads on licensing that the Debian team loves so dearly. ("Well, *this* package should be in nonfree because it depends on another package that is dual-licensed but has all new contributions donated only to the nonfree license version...").
May we never see th
He won by four votes and there were 23 spoiled ballots. Shouldn't somebody be looking for chads or something in the digital signatures?
There already was a recount.
Can't post if you browse at -1
I'll start by dancing a jigdo.
these kinds of posts are the very heart of slashdot
without them, it would just be a bunch of GNU/morons ranting about the latest microsoft security hole.
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It bothers me that SLASHDOT finds it necessary to ban truely ANONYMOUS posting by making everyone login. Maybe it's the recent ANTI-WAR, ANTI-BUSH posting that are pissing off Taco and the crew. Maybe they need to realize that they are instituting the same form on censorship that Saddam enforces. MODERATORS... MOD AWAY
Posting at -1 is gone so that you can't respond to trolls. Clever.
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Not unless fractional votes are allowed.
Fucking idiots, why are we even using Slashcode?
I'm reading this guy's platform, and honestly having trouble figuring out why he won. He seems to go on and on about his experience, but everything he says about his actual plans seems kind of vague and disjointed, about the only concrete proposal he makes is to get rid of orphaned packages and inactive maintainers.
So it seems like the main reason he won would have to be disillusionment with the other candidates. With Bdale being the incumbent and responsible for whatever has seemingly gone wrong over the past year, Branden being widely seen as too argumentative and controversial, and Moshe being clearly a "protest' candidate stating in his platform that he does not believe he will win, I guess it makes sense that a good number of people would not put any of them as their first choice. If that is what the high-level debate in the community comes down to, I don't think it bodes well for the future of the debian project, though.
I'm glad to see free software projects being managed so well, with organized heirachies and the like.
I personally prefer Gentoo over Debian, but Debian is still a damn solid distro and I hope they continue to do well.
I am a filthy pirate.
Not being able to post as an AC is teh ghey.
I hope a nuklar bomb drops right onto Rom Nambla's head.
*ducks*
Why is /. so damn slow lately? I am on a broadband connection and visiting /. is like reverting to a 14.4 modem. Is this happening to others?
Let's see if the new guy can keep true to the Debian social contract. This is the cornerstone of the Debian project, and really defines what it's all about. It's also primarily what differentiates it from other distros. Let's take a look at what he needs to maintain (taken from the Debian site):
- Release a new distro not more than once every two years. Do a smoke and mirrors job by screaming "but all you need is to apt-get update", and just gradually include all the packages you should have included in the first place over the course of the next 2 years.
- Try and remain a whole major kernel version behind. If this is not possible, at least maintain an old version so crusty old fucks running Debian on their 386SX, Mac LC-II or Sun IPX will stop e-mailing abuse.
- Continue work on crappy text-mode installers that don't detect or setup anything useful. See point above about keeping crusty old geriatrics buried deep away in university computer science departments, or academic research labs happy.
- Post constant drivel to Linux advocacy sites about the total superiority of your distribution in all areas. Maintain staunch arrogant composure even in the face of massive irrelevance to the Linux community at large, and generally declining interest even in key geek userbase. Resist temptation to ditch Debian from your machine at home (where you still haven't figured out how to get the USB mouse you got off your mother for Christmas last year working under X) and install Gentoo instead, since that's what every other Debian user is currently doing.
Yes...it's a tough job, but I'm sure he's up to it. We're all behind you! (That should be the motto for the Debian crew in general).
It saddens me to no end to see how Martin won the election. If you just ignore Moshe and remove the "None of the above option", which was beaten by all candidates, the results are:
2 beats 3: 238 221 = 17
4 beats 2: 228 224 = 4
4 beats 3: 237 226 = 11
which translated to English means that Bdale won over Branden by 17 votes and Martin won over Bdale by 4 votes and over Branden by 11. That's *fscking* close for this kind of voting system.
Bar Moshe, Martin is probably the worst DPL candidate we've had in a long time: no clear ideas about the direction the project should go, no real technical skills, high visibility in the HR department but irrelevant elsewhere, failure to comunicate effectively at the technical level. The conspiration theorist in me is screaming that he won thanks to recently added developers (there was a surge of new people in the last 6 weeks or so, but it has stopped otherwise). New people have had contact with him and his name is probably still fresh in their minds while Bdale and Branden are more in the background at the moment.
Looking at the tally, I also see there's a lost of people who haven't understood how the voting system works. Next time, if you don't want someone to come out as leader, RANK "NONE OF THE ABOVE" OVER THE UNWANTED CANTIDADES, DAMMIT!
Did you see this guy's resume? He's a modern fucking Leonardo.
What a tool.
I mean, the only people who use Debian are fat losers who live in their parents basement.
Let's see if I have this straight:
1) Leaders for open source projects are elected.
2) The election is held electronically.
3) The server recieving and tallying those votes is running open source software.
4) Thus, the firewalls, auditing utilies, and other security measures on that server are possibly written by the very same people who are doing the voting or perhaps even the candidates themselves.
With that in mind, can we really be sure Michlmayr received all those votes or is he just really good at coding back doors?
</tongue firmly planted in cheek>
(In all seriousness, though, congrats to Martin and all the other candidates. You've got a lot more courage than I, taking on a task that big. Best of luck!)
"Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."
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I voted but ballot was rejected. It said that it had problems with my gpg public key. I did submit the key to the server..humm ..oh well it is good Martin won I am sure he will do a good job.
myXtie
Anyone else notice how the Slashcode is fucked up. The motherfucking REPLY button keeps fucking disappearing on me god its fucking annoying. Shit, how in the bloody hell can I make my motherfucking trolls with this shit going on. Someone betta reply soon and tell me what the fuck is going on. Did the Taco fellow just upgrade Slashcode or some shit. Inform this mofo please.
The 1985 comedy, "Brewster's Millions" took this idea to its peak, when a wacky millionaire determined to lose all his money starts an ad capaign asking for people to vote for "none of the above" :)
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In standard Condorcet, the only clear winner is one who wins every single pairwise election, not just the one with the most victories. That is, he is preferred to every other candidate, so there is no way you could argue that another candidate would be better suited for the job.
While having the most victories is a possible gauge, one major problem (among others) is that it doesn't weigh victories by importance. For example, if Bush is preferred to 12 minor candidates, and Gore is preferred only to Bush and Buchanan, Bush wins, because he has 12 victories versus 2, which is clearly not good.
Another possible tie breaker is to first find a victory cycle; that is, a set of candidates who are all preferred to every candidate outside the set, but among whom there is no single candidate preferred to all others. Then among this cycle, the tie is broken by some method; a common one (and what Debian seems to be using) is to prefer the candidate with the smallest loss margin. The rationale here is that we'll have to make at least one "wrong" choice (whoever we pick will lose a head-to-head matchup with at least one other candidate), but we should pick the candidate who makes this choice the least wrong. For example, if one candidate loses one head-to-head matchup 90-10, and another loses two matchups, each 55-45, we should prefer the 55-45, because he comes closest to winning all the matchups.
The end result of all this is someone who is either preferred to all other candidates or at least the closest to that that's possible.
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If a programmer can't figure out whether or not it's free, then it isn't. Anything else is impractical.
I get the feeling his suggestion of getting drunk with other developers helped. ~
If you need me, I'll be hanging my computer from the
You seem to have missed the main argument (and the original reason) for the GPL. If we have FreeBSD and MSBSD, then any improvements made on FreeBSD can be easily incorporated by Microsoft, but not the other way arund. This makes it an uneven competition, and FreeBSD could only win by having a vastly better development process, rather than by having superior software.
Hogwash. The "problem" with the Democrat-designed, voter-approved Florida ballot was not "complexity". As was demonstrated repeatedly in the aftermath, children as young as 8 had no trouble using a butterfly ballot. Here's at least one summary. If anyone had problems with that ballot, it was through gross incompetence, and a total unwillingness to ask for assistance.
I didn't vote for Bush, but the only problem with the Florida ballots was that Democrats could not get the vote count they lusted after.
DFL
Never send a human to do a machine's job.
Rock beats scissors, I won!
"We can confirm that Debian does *not* ship the version with the trojan horse. Our version predates it." [CA-2002-28]
Yup, there's actually a name for that: Copeland's method. Not nearly as well known as Condorcet's, but is nice in that the tiebreaker is more intuitive to those that are used to sports matchups.
Rob Lanphier
(who is looking for an excuse to plug Electorama, a site about electoral reform)
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Dude, just cos yours does, doesn't mean others mom's are trannies also.
You are partially correct. Debian did undergo a severe financial crisis after September 11th 2001, when it was revealed that al-Qaeda was a major contributor to the Debian project. Interviews with al-Qaeda fighters captured in Afghanistan made it quite clear that Osama bin Laden had been pumping massive amounts of cash into the Debian community in order to place Western economies, increasingly dependent on Linux for critical enterprise functions, well behind their competitors in terms of features, performance, and decent installers. By making sure that release after agonizingly slow release of Debian was always running an old kernel, using old compilers, and lacking even the most rudimentary usability features, it was bin Laden's plan that American companies would be left behind in the technology race, forced to pay staggering amounts of money for socially malformed, unwashed bearded 'Debian GNU/Linux' consultants to run apt-get all day to keep the distros limping along.
Although the FBI has now purged the Debian community of suspected terrorist links, the basic tenets still remain in place. It still sucks, and will bring your business down like a 767 slamming into the side of the WTC if you try and roll it out in any critical role.
Thank you.