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Talk It Over With Captain Crunch

John T. Draper is most famous as "Captain Crunch," the legendary phone phreak who taught others how to make illicit use of Ma Bell's facilities to call almost anywhere, almost any time, for free. But (as a glance at his personal page will show you), that is just about the least of Draper's accomplishments. Not only that, he's still going strong. This is your chance to talk directly to a man without whom the modern-day personal computer -- and modern hacking and many other things we take for granted -- might not exist at all, and certainly would not exist in their current forms. One question per post please, and try to avoid asking questions that could be answered with a little online research. We'll send 10 or 12 of the highest-moderated questions to Draper tomorrow, and run his answers as soon as he has time to reply.

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  1. Cereal by limekiller4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How much Captain Crunch cereal do you eat these days? Would you say it has gone up or gone down since your now-infamous discovery?

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    My .02,
    Limekiller
    1. Re:Cereal by stuntpope · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't be so overly criti.. oh, wait.

    2. Re: Cereal by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


      > It's much easier to mod me down than to post an intelligent reply.

      More satisfying, too!

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:Cereal by outsider007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      and do you jokingly refer to your mouth as a 'cereal port'?

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      If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
  2. Does this mean something? by Ballresin · · Score: 1, Funny

    The aparent "Grandfather of Hacking" if you will... ...uses Macs?

    Is this important to note?

    I like him better already.

    What a smart guy!

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    I got nothin'.
  3. Revised rules. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    > One question per post please, and try to avoid asking questions that could be answered with a little online research.

    And don't read this article in Michigan.

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  4. Dear Captain Crunch, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dear Captain Crunch.

    Big fan of your work. But I was wondering, how come you couldn't rig up a couple of fancy grey boxes to fix your god damn slashdot problem?

    Love,

    Rizzizzle Rizzzzazzzat. Bizzat.

  5. My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

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  6. Gotta know by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mr. Crunch,

    Your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?

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    Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
  7. My question for Cap N Crunch: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do you like the peanut butter flavor or the regular of your namesake's cereal?

  8. Dear Cap'n Crunch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will you please stop making that horrible "Peanut Butter Crunch?" The stuff tastes like ass. Please focus on those yummy Crunch Berries.

    1. Re:Dear Cap'n Crunch... by Takeel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, watch out for those damn Soggies. Or, if you prefer, suh-hoggiesss.

  9. Another one down by menasius · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is kinda like taking pop-shots at rare or endangered species:

    Tuesday April 15th:
    wake-up
    pay bills
    Slashdot a living legends homepage
    lunch ...

    -bart

  10. Oh captain, my captain. by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do you regret adding the 'crunch berry' to your popular formula, just to hype up what was already a perfectly good product? Do you think that such actions will lead to cereal deflation among your territories?

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    "I only speak the truth"
    Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
  11. Check his website- White house toilet paper hoax! by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny



    Its a good story too- they got nixon on the phone through their phone phreaking ways and told them of a crisis in Los Angeles- THEY WERE OUT OF TOILET PAPER!

    Nixon was not amused.

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  12. Can't believe this one hasn't been asked by headjack · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, does the Crunchbox have a cereal interface?

  13. Re:What grab�s you now? by NixterAg · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is offtopic but the parent's question reminded me of a funny story.

    A few years ago Larry King was interviewing Stephen Hawking, one of the great minds of our time and the world's best known physicist, and he asked a similar question.

    "What problem do you think about the most? What problem plagues your mind the most?" queried King.

    After a short pause, Hawking's synthesizer replied succintly: "Women."

  14. Not a question, but... by headjack · · Score: 2, Funny
    One question per post please, and try to avoid asking questions that could be answered with a little online research.

    Yes, questions that could be answered with a little online research are more appropriate for Ask Slashdot.
  15. bluebox board on apple ][ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you really design a bluebox add-in card for the
    Apple ][? What could the board do? How did
    management react to it (I believe they had a
    panic attack and canceled your project??)

  16. Slashdot Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, we slashdotted Captain Crunch, we're all going to hell.

  17. Promotional figure for Cap'n Crunch cereal? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you ever considered being a promotional figure for Cap'n Crunch cereal? *I* think it'd be a lot more interesting than the animated Captain...

  18. The question on everybody's mind... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which long distance calling plan do you use?

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    That is all.
  19. How do you measure 15 minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...of fame? Is it 15 minutes or 15 years?