Posted by
michael
on from the obligatory-earth-day-post dept.
i22y writes "With Greasel instead of Diesel in your tank, you can pull up to Jack-In-The-Box and fill up both your stomach and your gas tank. Run your car on old fryer grease and vegetable oil! Obligatory pictures and FAQ."
Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence. Marge: With cans of grease? Homer: [sarcastically] No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease.
Bart: Dad, isn't mom going to be mad about us ruing her car? Homer: If she didn't want me to ruin her car, she shouldn't have left her keys laying around the house.
Slip slidin' away
by
Mundocani
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· Score: 2, Funny
Slip slidin' away Slip slidin' away You know the nearer your destination The more you're slip slidin' away
Simpsons referance..
by
bombkit
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· Score: 3, Funny
(directed at a Krusty Burger employee) The grease on his forhead alone is worth a bounty!
Doc: I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car.
Marty: No no no, Doc, I just got here, okay, Jennifer's here, we're gonna take the new truck for a spin.
Doc: Well, bring her along. This concerns her too.
Marty: Wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What, do we become assholes or something?
Doc: No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids.
Marty: Hey, Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get up to 88.
Doc: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Imagine the possibilities
by
Nethergoat
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· Score: 5, Funny
And in other news today, McDonalds will be shipping its meat in special "pressmobiles" which will use the shipped product as its fuel - scientists predict heart disease in the U.S. will fall by 25% as a side effect of this new transportation method.
I notice that they use a triple bypass valve, so now when you've had your triple bypass operation for your heart, because of all the burgers you've been chowing down, you can get a triple bypass for the car, so it matches...
-- Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating - Bender
Re:It's already been done
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carlos_benj
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· Score: 2, Funny
They should be able to tell by driving behind them. Apparently a nice side effect is that the exhaust smells like french fries (or some other fast food - I can't remember exactly what).
Dang! I hate being behind those guys. I get hungry, fat and acne just from being in a traffic jam during rush hour....
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As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.
Re:McNugget-powered Volkswagen Rabbi
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ddriver
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· Score: 2, Funny
Dude, are McNuggets Kosher?
-- I found my inner child, then I got caught abusing it...
Re:Not enough crops
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gpinzone
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· Score: 3, Funny
Yeah, and I'm sure we won't be hated even more as a country that burns food rather than eating it. Etheopians will be screaming "Blood for corn!" instead of oil. Either way, the USA loses.
They pulled out of town leaving an exhaust trail that smelled like shrimp fried rice.
OK, yeah, I'm gonna sit in traffic for two hours breathing shrimp fried-rice, donuts, and fried chicken, then get home and have a nice salad and a blanched chicken breast. Right.
Save the planet, pork up its populous - interesting dilemma.
-- My God, it's Full of Source! OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
Re:Turkey guts & other offal
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kfx
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· Score: 3, Funny
While I meant computers, the thermal depolymerization process could indeed convert your average commuter into "38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water." Nothing like running your car on Soylent oil!
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... but that was my retirement grease!
Slip slidin' away
Slip slidin' away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you're slip slidin' away
(directed at a Krusty Burger employee)
The grease on his forhead alone is worth a bounty!
Doc: I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car.
Marty: No no no, Doc, I just got here, okay, Jennifer's here, we're gonna take the new truck for a spin.
Doc: Well, bring her along. This concerns her too.
Marty: Wait a minute, Doc. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What, do we become assholes or something?
Doc: No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids.
Marty: Hey, Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get up to 88.
Doc: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
And in other news today, McDonalds will be shipping its meat in special "pressmobiles" which will use the shipped product as its fuel - scientists predict heart disease in the U.S. will fall by 25% as a side effect of this new transportation method.
Sorry my car is on a diet. Will they have a lite version?
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Switching to grease? Finally, dogs will have a reason to chase your car.
Why this car could be systematic.. hydromatic... ultramatic...
I notice that they use a triple bypass valve, so now when you've had your triple bypass operation for your heart, because of all the burgers you've been chowing down, you can get a triple bypass for the car, so it matches...
Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating - Bender
They should be able to tell by driving behind them. Apparently a nice side effect is that the exhaust smells like french fries (or some other fast food - I can't remember exactly what).
Dang! I hate being behind those guys. I get hungry, fat and acne just from being in a traffic jam during rush hour....
--
As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.
Dude, are McNuggets Kosher?
I found my inner child, then I got caught abusing it...
Yeah, and I'm sure we won't be hated even more as a country that burns food rather than eating it. Etheopians will be screaming "Blood for corn!" instead of oil. Either way, the USA loses.
They pulled out of town leaving an exhaust trail that smelled like shrimp fried rice.
OK, yeah, I'm gonna sit in traffic for two hours breathing shrimp fried-rice, donuts, and fried chicken, then get home and have a nice salad and a blanched chicken breast. Right.
Save the planet, pork up its populous - interesting dilemma.
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
While I meant computers, the thermal depolymerization process could indeed convert your average commuter into "38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water." Nothing like running your car on Soylent oil!