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MP3 Player In An AK-47 Magazine
Comrade Pikachu writes "These guys have apparently fit a hard drive based MP3 player into a Kalashnikov ammunition clip. They are accepting pre-orders now. It fits into a standard AK-47 and comes pre-loaded with over 200 audio books. Listen to Poe on your assault rifle!" Audiobooksforfree also is one of the few places I've found online with free (low-fi) audiobooks -- for greater fidelity, you can buy files or pre-loaded hard drives, or (at long last) this unorthodox player.
Nice babe by the way. Wouldn't try to mess with her though....
Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
... Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tupac and Dr. Dre as they were meant to be heard.
swords-into-plowshares dept.
Will controll the RIAA... oh yeah.. take our Mp3 players away from us.. hehehe.. click
There's no Freedom like UFP-dom
Why would anyone find this interesting? This is completely useless.
If I put a mp3 player in a toilet seat do I get to be on slashdot?
DO NOT put the picture of the crusty old guy next to the crotch shot of the hot model.
...the scene in Dreamcatcher where he takes a call on the Glock. Perhaps the next all-in-one media appliance? The original point-and-click interface...
(OK book, lousy movie.)
Cool! I'm going to put my Bob Dylan collection on it.
Bugs are just features that have been fixed.
Build me an assault rifle in an MP3 player, then we'll talk
The AK-47 when absolutely positively need to kill every motherf**ker in the room, while drowning out their screams with Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, except no substitutes.
(Ah, Violence and soft symphany music They go so well together.)
Just waking up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can do it all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week messed around and got a triple double
Freakin brothers everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
Creep to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a brother's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of homies and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
Picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
Left my homie's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to do since the twelve grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
Felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my jimmy runs deep, so deep
So deep put her butt to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her butt off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter lookin for the murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp"
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I gotta say it was a good day
if you were load up an AK-47 with Eminem and LL Cool J, would it be classified as a weapon of mass destruction? Hans Blix is going to be busy if these things become popular.
Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise. - William Shakespeare
Give 'em a break, they're British! Since their government has decided it doesn't trust it's citizens with weapons, they wouldn't know an AK-47 magazine from an AR-15 magazine...
For what it's worth, I concur on your observations...
Never ask a geek why, just nod your head and slowly back away. -Rob Malda
"480sec Anti-shock"
Anti-Shock protection? Hard drives and solid state electronics skip now? Since when? Did I miss a meeting again?
Find out about my new childrens book: SS Death Camp Criminal Batallion Go To Monte Carlo For The Massacre
Yes, which is why when I read the title of this article I thought to myself, "Oh man it must be a slow day if we're pointing out MP3 Players in periodicals...and I didn't know that there were magazines soley about AK-47's" :)
I am going to make a fortune!!!!
"Seriously, a warning from the editor would have been nice."
:-)
Heh. For who, slashdotters or the webadmin of the site?
SB
It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
"No these are not cruise missiles, they are MP3 jukeboxes with a 40GB hard disk"
Since it's a rifle, for a couple days I could get a kick out of annoying people with my Heston impression. Ahem...
They'll have to pry this MP3 Player from my cold, dead hands. Damn the RIAA. Damn them all to hell!
Imagine the glory of our army if every soldier had a theme song in their bullets so for every kill they got a burst of musical fanfare! It would probably liven up the monotony of semi-auto machine gun fire...
suck my ping!
The tough metal case makes if perfect for air travel as well.
I got a stern look for having a nail file on my fingernail clippers and they broke it off an took it away. I bet this one would be fun. Try explaining to your friendly new federal employee that your magazine case plays music.
Be sure to pack it on you next trip to Israel. They have a great sense of humor there. It will go great with your camo travel pants and Timothy McVeigh haircut.
Have a happy trip!
Even better would be to put the player in the AK itself and have the magazines be replacable hard drives or memory sticks. That way I can change musical styles in a *really* cool way, which is the entire point, right?
And wouldn't it be cool to carry my MP3 player slung over my back when I go to class or the airport? Imagine: extra battery packs and nice speakers built into the stock and barrel -- instant party device when I come by! Hell, put a microphone in the barrel for really easy recording of concerts, teachers, or just plain people outside the car.
What a great idea - it can't miss. I'm going out to the shop with my soldering rig right now!
What if life is just a side effect of some other process and God has no idea we exist?
Actually, someone has!
He just wanted to show off his new wife playing with his new gun.
"It will take dedicated listener 100 weeks or 1 year to listen them all."
I don't know about the UK, but in a land called america, a year is 52 weeks.
Cave? Bin Laden is running a burger joint in downtown Houston, Texas. I can't tell you where exactly, but it's only a few blocks from Saddam's garage.
Did you know you can fertilize your lawn with used motor oil?
In keeping with the trend of bundling two things together that otherwise wouldn't be thought of, let me offer these equally-useful suggestions:
* Upright vacuum with a blender attachment
* Chess set/tampon dispenser
* Combination show shovel and nosehair trimmer
* 801.11 CAT 5 cable
* Bicycle seat/Sliderule
* Traffic light that blinks in morse code
* USB-enabled fishing pole
* Umbrella/universal AC adapter
* Insulin pump/rodent defogger
* Universal language translator/pulsating showerhead
* Chainsaw/postage meter
* voice-activated tire gauge which recalls your favorite mixed drink recipes
* Electric guitar/cheese slicer w/Floyd Rose Grater attachment
Jeeez. Where's a patent attorney when you need one?
While we're educating geeks. The thing holding the rifle is a human female.
A way to disseminate knowledge with extreme prejudice! Now to find an appropriate clock tower/speaker combination.
Kill everyone in the room with my poor taste in music _while_ holding a cool gun!!!!
Well my concentration improves when listening to music like slipknot or rage against the machine in quake3. Would not like to try it in the middle of a warzone though.
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
And remember, kids, when you download MP3s, you're downloading TERRORISM!
Ooh, moderator points! Five more idjits go to Minus One Hell!
Delendae sunt RIAA, MPAA et Windoze
The Apple assault rifle, the iKill.
...now I have one question: why?
MP3 _is_ terrorism.