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Starting an After-School Computer Club?

Kai_MH asks: "When I moved up to my high school this year (I'm a Sophomore), I was surprised to find that there was no 'computer' or 'technology' club at the school. Sure, there's A/V, but what fun is carrying TV sets around? So, I'd like to approach my school's administration about starting an after-school computer club. I'd like to educate my peers on the alternatives to Windows (Linux and Open Source), how hardware works and fits together, job offerings in computer-related fields, and anything else that may be of interest. Perhaps we can do fund-raisers to build and upgrade a computer for the club, which could be donated to the school or community? Does anyone have suggestions on this? Has anyone tried this before? I've had a lot of support from my peers, but I'm still not quite sure how to go about it."

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  1. Not a good way to meet chicks.. by thrillbert · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know what anyone else told you about a computer club, but you're not going to meet any chicks that way!

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    1. Re:Not a good way to meet chicks.. by finkployd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure they exist. But in general, they are an even bigger PITA to deal with than the so called normal ones. Oh and except for a few exceptions, they tend to be ugly or fat or both.

      Which is probably EXACTLY how they think of male computer geeks.

      Finkployd

    2. Re:Not a good way to meet chicks.. by aridhol · · Score: 2, Funny
      LOL I know. She's threatened that if I bring my work home with me, she'll bring hers home with her.

      Actually, I'm glad she's working with ebola. She has a containment suit between herself and the virus. Her boss is currently in Hong Kong working with SARS. Since he's on the streets instead of in the lab, he doesn't get any special protective equipment.

      And, of course, she could be working down the hall. When a chick says she has herpes, even if it's in a little jar, it's a bit worrying ;)

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    3. Re:Not a good way to meet chicks.. by biffnix · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait. I thought they all looked just like Angelina Jolie in "Hackers!" Maybe I need to re-think my major now...

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    4. Re:Not a good way to meet chicks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm low-maintenance, and don't ask the stupid "What are you thinking?", "Would you still love me if I had no arms?" questions.

      Oh the movie flashbacks...

      Harry Burns: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
      Sally Albright: Which one am I?
      Harry Burns: You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.



      "Would you still love me if I had no arms?"


      That's a bore. It is so much more fun to stare off into the void and mumble something like:
      "Of course dear, as long as we can still play catch with the nerf football", quickly followed by a nice, deep belly laugh.

      Stupid questions earn stupid answers.

    5. Re:Not a good way to meet chicks.. by BeninOcala · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only thing growing about computer chicks is their fat ass from being on the computer all the time...nuff said.

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  2. Dear Slashdot,.. by xchino · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just moved to a new high school and was wondering what the best way to ensure I get beat up on a daily basis was.

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    1. Re:Dear Slashdot,.. by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I just moved to a new high school and was wondering what the best way to ensure I get beat up on a daily basis was. "

      At least look at the bright side. The word 'mount' would finally enter their vocabularies.

      Hmm. Yeah, you're right. They're going to get beat up.

      "... couldn't get the damn thing to work, so I said 'man mount' in order to see what I hadn't tried yet and ... hey! Put me down!"

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      "Derp de derp."
  3. Another good reason NOT to start a computer club by gabec · · Score: 5, Funny
    See if you start up computer clubs for these bright-eyed youngsters they'll start thinking about careers in the field, which will create more job market competition for _ME_, so... yeah... Just forget the whole thing, OK?.. Great... Glad we had this little chat.

    By the way, you haven't seen my red Swingline lying around anywhere, have you?

  4. Re:Hrmm. by Bendebecker · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if you want to dress in black suits and go door to door writing game code for poor kids?

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    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  5. Your group photo... by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great Scott! I just got back from the year 2005. Here's your group photo.

    1. Re:Your group photo... by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

      This has to be a fake. There's a female in the back of the picture.

  6. Heh by Pres.+Ronald+Reagan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't you save a few steps and just give yourself the daily beatings and wedgies?

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  7. Re:Toaster club?!? I'm in, DUDE!!!! by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd say you're definitely well-toasted.

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  8. Re:Mod parent up. Way up. by gehrehmee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because forming an unofficial (read: covert) group with all the same sterotypes is going to be so much safer these days....

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  9. when you get the club up and running ... by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 2, Funny

    When you get the club up and running, post your web address so we can educate the club about a good ol' fashioned slashdotting.

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    Skiers and Riders -- http://www.snowjournal.com
  10. The Good Times Are Over, Kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm a crusty old programmer; broke my teeth on PDP-8s and acoustic couplers. There are now ten million pasty-faced C# programmers and Frontpage users to compete with for jobs. My advice to you is to enjoy coding all you want, but put your energy into starting up a club for studying law and business administration.

  11. Re:Is this still true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since when are lawyers desirable?

  12. Has anyone tried this before? by Ant2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. I believe you would have the world's first computer club (according to the US Patent search).

  13. Computer Club Fund Raising by fthiess · · Score: 3, Funny

    We had a computer club when I was in high school; FYI, the best fund raiser we found, BY FAR, was to run a computer dating service. We'd have booths at various student activities where kids could sign up--they'd pay a fee and fill out a short questionaire, which we would input into the database. To get customized date suggestions printed out they would have to apy another fee. I never heard of anyone *actually* going on any dates based on the service, but everyone was dying to find out who the computer would match them up with. Like I said, this was a serious money maker for us!

    At the same booths we would also sell customized biorthym charts--utter rubbish, but hey, people pay for horoscopes too! This didn't earn as much as the dating service, but was still a good secondary product.

    Good luck!

  14. Games by shannara256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If playing networked games are to be a part of your club, when you're working on your speech/application for why the club should be allowed don't forget to mention all the skills you'll be learning:

    * Dual limitless resource management (Total Annihilation)
    * Dual limited resource management (*craft)
    * Single limit(ed|less) resource management (C&C, TA: Kingdoms)
    * Cooperation (team games)
    * Group coordination and leadership (ie, setting up an attack)
    * Civil design (base layout)
    * A deeper understanding of physics (various FPSs, plus a host of other games... like Worms!)
    * Learning to use the right tool for a job (IPX vs TCP/IP, certain units in RTS games, weapons in Worms...)

    Be creative! Pick a game you like and go marketing on it.

  15. Re:Geek Chicks by AnEmbodiedMind · · Score: 3, Funny

    My Friends have a name for people like you... 'foreskin face.'