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Still Life in the Apple II Community

a2fan writes "A bunch of retro-computing Apple II enthusiasts are decending on Kansas City, MO July 22-27 for the 15th annual KFest. Apple co-founder and Apple I, II designer Steve Wozniak will be there. The Apple II keeps on kicking with Ethernet, TCP/IP, and PCMCIA RAM cards used as hard disks. What is it that keeps such an old platform going?"

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  1. Oh, Apple II noble Apple II by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You shall not have died in vain!

    I'm not quite dead yet, sir!

    1. Re: Oh, Apple II noble Apple II by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey buddy, could you do me a favor and just... *whack*

      *load apple 2 on the wagon*

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  2. I know! by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What is it that keeps such an old platform going?"


    Dateless Friday and Saturday nights, that's what.

    1. Re:I know! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you can add Sunday through Thursday as well...

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    2. Re:I know! by kiwimate · · Score: 4, Funny

      "What is it that keeps such an old platform going?"

      Electricity, just like the new ones.

      Boom-boom! (Thanks to Basil Brush.)

    3. Re:I know! by dthable · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or so you think....chicks dig my Apple II

  3. Deadheads by fataugie · · Score: 1, Funny

    The same thing that kept Grateful Dead fans going keeps these guys going.......electric Kool-Aid

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  4. What is it that keeps such an old platform going? by dirtmerchant · · Score: 5, Funny
    What is it that keeps such an old platform going?


    How old is the Bible?
  5. Re:What keeps 'em going by MShook · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why? You put it in the graveyard?

  6. Still life by DrWhizBang · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the title I thought that this was about paintings of old Apple computers.

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  7. Re:possibly... by fjordboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    True...forgetting oregon trail was a big mistake. I played that game for speed. Let the rest of my family die...it will only make me faster! That's how I played...

  8. Re:What keeps 'em going by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't you?

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  9. Re:possibly... by grnbrg · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mostly because of games like "Carmen Sandiego" and "Miniature Golf" that made the Apple II so much fun.


    Coming soon from id Software, "Where in The Hell is Carmen Sandiego"!

    When it's done, real soon now. :)

    grnbrg

  10. keeps it going by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is it that keeps such an old platform going?

    What, you've never opened one up before? It's a hampster running in a little wheel. ;-)

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  11. Rubbish! by NetDanzr · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everybody knows that it's because Apple II runs on Energizer batteries.

  12. With programs like... by nocomment · · Score: 4, Funny

    10 ? "Bryan loves Sheila";
    20 goto 10

    Hours of fun in elemtary school with that one.

    or there was always the rocket ship blasting off

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  13. Sexual Asspussy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Exactly what is an 'asspussy' anyway? And what's sexual about it? Inquiring minds want to know!

  14. People are strange... by mb12036 · · Score: 5, Funny

    These guys remind me of a professor I had in college a couple of years ago that kept two PDP-11's in his office and one at home. He worshipped them. Best hardware ever, he would say.

    He was also the same guy that had 365 pairs of pants and 365 shirts and did laundry once a year so maybe that should have shed a little light on his mental state.

    1. Re:People are strange... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I pray to God that he had 365 pairs of underwear, too.

    2. Re:People are strange... by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      What did he do on December 31 of leap years?

      *shutter*

  15. Re:What keeps 'em going by Otter · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ah, sentiments like that make me want to dig up my old C-64.

    Well, now that the Taliban is gone, go ahead! Don't forget to keep Jon Katz posted!

  16. I know! by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is it that keeps such an old platform going?

    Maybe these people just Think Different.

  17. Ouch by BlackjackGuy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Judging by the easy slashdotting of KFest.org, I'd bet that it's hosted on an Apple IIe as well.

  18. So what you're saying is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple computers will work untill the cows come home?

  19. heh by revmoo · · Score: 1, Funny

    What is it that keeps such an old platform going?

    Simple, pure, unadulterated, virginity.
    *ducks* :)

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  20. Re:I love my ][e by Kredal · · Score: 2, Funny

    The "Adventure" Scott Adams and the "Dilbert" Scott Adams are two different people. The Adventure one posts on the official EQ message boards quite often, and his sig tells people that he's not the Dilbert one.

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  21. Re:What keeps 'em going by Stonent1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is it that keeps such an old platform going?

    Actually, it is electricity that keeps it going.

  22. Prices. (sarcasm) by supabeast! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone look at the price of a new Apple box lately? The Apple geeks can't afford new ones!

  23. Re:What keeps 'em going by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Anyone who knows the joy of programming machine
    >language for the 6502 knows the answer.

    Well, the X86 chip wasn't coded for out of love, piece of shit that it is/was. The Apple didn't fail for technical reasons, and the IBM PC standard sure as hell didn't succeed because of them!

  24. Re:What keeps it going? Nostalgia by willtsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    What, no Windows 3.1 community ;-)

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  25. coked-up people still running Taipan by ForsakenRegex · · Score: 2, Funny

    We played it for a week once and still weren't able to achieve any significant rank. It sure
    was fun selling Arms and Opium, though.

    "Bad joss, Captain. 427,000 pirates are attacking."

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  26. Re:What keeps 'em going by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 3, Funny
    No, he lives in Afghanistan and that is the only way to protect it from the Taliban.

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  27. Re:Parent modded as troll?!?! by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone needs to get a sense of humor, or perhaps a date...

    I read this here a lot, but the sad fact is that many people would really like to get a date, but just aren't able to for some reason. Maybe they're not attractive, or have an introverted personality (which is really anethema to women). So the best these people can hope for is to find an engrossing hobby like this to keep them interested in life.

    Hopefully, one day some of these people can invent a fem-bot campanion robot which actually likes being around introverted guys.

  28. Apple II forever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The apple II will be around long after Slashdot is bankrupted and sold off to google for $500 (Canadian), which will be in 3 months.

  29. Re:Just bought 3 of 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You could rent some storage space to keep all of that stuff at $60/month.

  30. It's Apple ][, //e, or //c ... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... you insenstive clod! What's this Apple II you speak of?

    Apple ][ Forever!

  31. Re:Just bought 3 of 'em by Greedo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a Beow... *whack*

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  32. What is it that keeps such an old platform going? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Funny
    What is it that keeps such an old platform going?

    The Dot-Com bust. Everyone had to hock there SUN E10000's for lunch money. All they had left were the Apple ]['s.

    True story. I read it on Slashdot.

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  33. Re:Very close! (was Re:What keeps 'em going) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Quality Goatse link. Would click through again. A++++

  34. Free as in... by dorfsmay · · Score: 2, Funny

    it also manages gradual temperature changes (1/hr) for different stages of brewing

    You should make that code available for free !! It would give a whole new sense to the expression "free as in..."

  35. Still life ... Apple by cardozo · · Score: 2, Funny