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White Hat Hacker Breaks Silence

Flackboy Kevin writes "The nation's hackers are about to come out of their shells on Friday as one of the most notorious 'good guys' in Manhattan makes a rare-yet-cyber public appearance on USA Today's online chat. Gary Morse, Manhattan's white hat hacker and good friend of every Chief Security Officer in the financial world agreed to an online chat regarding security. Morse's uncanny knowledge of how Manhattan is wired helps keep him one step ahead of hackers and has kept him in high disregard in most hacker communities. Morse's company, Razorpoint Security Technologies does not employ hackers who've decided to come in from the cold."

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  1. Which shell is he coming out of? by ralphart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bash, Korn or Csh?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    1. Re:Which shell is he coming out of? by stevens · · Score: 4, Funny
      Bash, Korn or Csh?

      I was thinking the same thing: He broke silence? Maybe we should remove his cvs commit access to it until he learns better.

  2. Re:the problem with subscriber notices by dzym · · Score: 3, Funny
    The problem with having the 'a new message will appear soon' message, is FP trolls know to refresh the screen a whole bunch to get that FP! :)

    Thereby driving up page hits and ad views.

    I think I'm on to something here.

  3. Re:the problem with subscriber notices by caino59 · · Score: 3, Funny

    best patent that idea...

    ooh..trolling = profit

    aww..cmon, someone chime in with the profit model, and something about soviet russia, this wont be a good post w/o it...

    *shrug*

  4. High Disregard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny


    High disregard, huh?

    1. Re:High Disregard by ePhil_One · · Score: 5, Funny
      High disregard, huh?

      Actually, I can understand this, being held in rather "high disregard" myself in some circles.

      Ah, the joys of being the "Prince of Insufficient Light"

      --
      You are in a maze of twisted little posts, all alike.
  5. Re:the problem with subscriber notices by EvilAlien · · Score: 0, Funny
    1. Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Soviet Underpants Gnomes

    ...

    3. PROFIT!

    Happy now? I feel sooooo dirty. You forgot the gratuitous cluster reference I'm all over it like a fat kid on a smartie.

    --
    perl -e 'print $i=pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'
  6. Morse Code? by sTavvy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Morse's uncanny knowledge of how Manhattan is wired helps keep him one step ahead of hackers " keep in mind things have changed a lot since he devoloped his 'code' sends out a "dot dot dot - dash dash dash - dot dot dot - i'm being hacked!!! " the first bit was SOS in morese code if you didn't know Steve

    1. Re:Morse Code? by Brian+Boitano · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't know Steve...

      EH! STEVE!

      --
      What would Brian Boitano do?
  7. Re:McHacker. by confused+philosopher · · Score: 2, Funny

    "What about those [hackers] who've been sitting under the heat lamps?"

    Those computer geeks will not be cold and clammy, they'll just be clammy.

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    Why slashdot? Why not?
  8. yeah i think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    he is an expert in attack/penetration testing
    Um...was he ever in jail? :-D tat tat ta

  9. Re:the problem with subscriber notices by confused+philosopher · · Score: 2, Funny

    confused philosopher = donkey
    donkey = six letter word
    six letter word = hacker
    therefore confused philosopher is a hacker.

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    Why slashdot? Why not?
  10. Re:(replying to self) by fdawg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree completely. Althogh, I think it would be kind of funny if they were doing it over IRC and someone took over the room.

    "WhiteHat just got slapped by a dead fish"
    "Fdawg is now op"
    "Fdawg - Hi mom!!"
    "WhiteHat was just kicked by fdawg's mom"

    Some security.

  11. Can't ... withstand ... the urge by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's cracker dammit...

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    .: Max Romantschuk :: http://max.romantschuk.fi/
    1. Re:Can't ... withstand ... the urge by Guppy06 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now now, there's no need for racial slurs here... :)

  12. White Hat Hacker Breaks Silence by scubacuda · · Score: 5, Funny
    Recognized that maybe real security firms don't market themselves on "white hats staying ahead of the evil hackers" hype?

    Maybe the title should instead be "White Hat Hacker Breaks Wind"

  13. Look forward.. by euxneks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look forward to script kiddies among others trying to hack the broadcast to gain noteriety.

    I think this will be interesting to watch too.

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    in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
  14. White hat? by Ballresin · · Score: 2, Funny

    So is there a similar type of thing going on with hackers as there is with general employment?

    White Hat Hackers
    Blue Hat Hackers
    Labor Union Hat Hackers
    Slave Labor Hat Hackers?

    (Refering to the entire "white collar" idea...)

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    I got nothin'.
  15. Re:Cracker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I prefer "honky" myself.

  16. Re:Sensible position, whether or not claim is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree with this wholeheartedly. This is why before I hire anyone I always track down and interview several of their public school classmates to find out if they were ever thought to have stolen anything, if they were ever unpopular or made fun of (might have latent resentment).

    I try to find teachers they had to find out if they were ever given detentions or didn't do their homework -- who knows why someone who used to refused to do their homework started doing their work, they could stop again at any time!

    Especially, I try to discover if they were ever caught masturbating. The last thing I want to do is hire a masturbator.

  17. Re:Is this a joke? by ostiguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    No kidding.

    I hang out on the cisco's firewall support board. Some guy wanted to know how to stop people via his PIX from being able to telnet into port 25 and type commands like "mail to", "helo", etc. to his mailserver. Yikes.

    ostiguy

  18. Chat with Gary about... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 4, Funny

    From USA Today: Chat with Gary about keeping your computer safe from hacking and viruses.

    Yeah, I'm sure Manhattan's uber-elite white hat hacker wants to spend his time answering questions like "I can't find my email. Did a hacker take it, or does my computer just hate me?"

  19. Re:Sensible position, whether or not claim is true by secolactico · · Score: 5, Funny

    Especially, I try to discover if they were ever caught masturbating. The last thing I want to do is hire a masturbator.

    "Self motivator" with "a lot of manual hability". Funny, a lot of companies value that.

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    No sig
  20. to summarize your assertion... by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny
    If, as you say, black hats arise from white hats who specifically ... did not have the moral fortitude to remain on the white side how can anyone be sure that any given white hat will never turn to the black side if the incentive/threat is great enough.

    You underestimate the power of the dark side.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  21. Re:Sensible position, whether or not claim is true by fubar1971 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn, I better remove the "Guiness World Record Holder for succesfull masturbation attempts in 1 day, out of the Accomplishments section of my resume. Even though, it still would rank higher than the MCSE I have earned

  22. Give them the color test... by Dareth · · Score: 4, Funny

    If their terminal uses red text, they are definately evil black hats... but if it is green or blue then they are on the side of good and justice and are white hats.

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  23. Re:How sad. by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems, Mr. Morse, that you've been living two lives...