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USB 1.1 Renumbered To USB 2?

Teese writes "According to this Bangkok Post article, in December the USB Forum renamed USB 1.1 to USB 2, and USB 2 stayed as USB 2. They did this because consumers were demanding that the computers they buy have USB2 on board. The story also claims that both Sony & toshiba have released laptops with the USB2 that is really USB1.1. This was the first I had heard of this and the article said the change took place in December, has the USB Forum really been able to pull a fast one on us?"

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  1. and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    To help the public grasp this subtle distinction USB 2, which was the old USB 1.1, would have ``Full Speed'' added to its title and USB 2, which was USB 2, would have ``Hi-Speed'' added.

    It sounds like whomever came up with this idea was possibly "on speed".

    Mike

    1. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 5, Funny
      In further Industry news. Intel announced today, that to help the public grasp the subtle distinction between future Pentium releases all current models will be remained Pentium 5 "Really Fast". Future models will subsequently carry the added Title of "Really Really Fast", "No, Really its Faster", "Even faster This time" and "So Fast, make you wanna slap yo Mama!".

      AMD is reportedly reveiwing their naming conventions as well.

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    2. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by mcgroarty · · Score: 4, Funny
      It sounds like whomever came up with this idea was possibly "on speed"

      High-speed or full-speed?

    3. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by mickwd · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought that was the customers.

    4. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It sounds like whomever came up with this idea was possibly "on speed".

      Or at very least saying, "Hi!" to speed. (Trixie?)

      "Hi-speed USB: it's greetier than full!"

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    5. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by jbfaninmo · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Athlon 64 will ship in "Really Really Fast but at a lower clock speed+", "No Really, its Faster but just not fast than No Really, its Faster+" and "So Fast, make you wanna gently tap yo Mama+"

    6. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No. You're thinking of Large, Super-Sized, and Holy-Shit-Really-Fucking-Fat.

    7. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by Artifex · · Score: 2, Funny
      Or at very least saying, "Hi!" to speed. (Trixie?)


      And for the hardcore enthusiasts (pun intended), there's "Ohhhhhhhh, Speeeeeeeeeeeed!"

      Can you imagine the commercial for his laptop, with that music?

      (he opens the case)
      Trixie: "oohh."
      Speed: "aah?" (he flicks the power)
      Trixie: "ooh!" (zero to splash screen in 2 seconds)
      Speed: "uh-huh!" (he leans back and lets her grab his pointing device)...

      At the end of the commercial, fast fade to black, and a voiceover mentions that it's also got a nice standby mode:
      "He's fallen fast asleep!"

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    8. Re:and I ain't talk about the movie with the bus. by matguy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did we forget Ludicrous Speed?

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  2. What's the justification? by Keighvin · · Score: 5, Funny

    In related news, Webster's Dictionary has altered the spelling of "Fraud," to be more in line with its common use as "Advertising". The two entries have been merged under this same name despite maintaining two distinct definitions under the hood.

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  3. Nothing by Andorion · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just easier to get modded up on /. if you bash MS once or twice, regardless of what you're talking about. Microsoft sucks.

    ~Berj

    1. Re:Nothing by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, No, No, Don't you learn anything?

      SCO sucks.

    2. Re:Nothing by stankulp · · Score: 2, Funny

      SCO and Microsoft BOTH suck.

      I think I am finally getting the hang of this!

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  4. It's Easy by suwain_2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A simple, easy-to-follow guide to the changes.

    USB 1.1 is now USB 2. USB 2 is now USB 2.

    For some odd reason, they thought that people might have difficulty understanding this, and therefore created the "High Speed" and "Full Speed" designators, to make things even easier to understand.

    Wait...

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  5. In other news.... by The+Iconoclast · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pi redefined as 3,
    1 redefined as 0,
    and
    10 redefined as 27.

    Sigh....

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    1. Re:In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And we all know that OCTal 31 is DECimal 25, which is why some of us confuse Halloween and Christmas.

    2. Re:In other news.... by sn00ker · · Score: 5, Funny
      Pi redefined as 3
      And you're only joking.
      In 1879 the Indiana House of Representatives unanimously passed a bill that redefined the area of a circle and the value of Pi. Luckily the bill died in the State Senate, or y'all might have real problems with things like highway interchanges

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    3. Re:In other news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      At the same time they redefined 1897 to be 1879. So you were right to begin with.

      In other news to help sell more herbal manhood enhancements 4 inches has been redefined as 8 inches.

      And in herbal breast enchancement news 32A has been redefined as 44DD.

      Automotive manufacturers have also finally found a way to get rid of gas guzzling SUV's. Yep you guessed it 12 MPG has been redefined as 56 MPG.

      It just makes all the world's problems go away. :)

    4. Re:In other news.... by sn00ker · · Score: 2, Funny
      Damnit. If I had mod points, and you weren't replying to me, I'd mod you funny :P

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    5. Re:In other news.... by DeVilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't help ya with Pi, but how's this?

      a = b
      a^2 = ab
      a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
      (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
      a + b = b
      b + b = b
      2b = b
      2 = 1
      2 - 1 = 1 - 1
      1 = 0

      With some repetition, you could get the 10 = 27 one too.

  6. hmmm by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do I get the feeling somewhere there's a dark, smoky room with Mr. Burns, Dr. Hibbert, & Count Chocula all giggling like madmen over this?

  7. C'mon now... by Lane.exe · · Score: 5, Funny
    We all know this was because SCO sent a letter to the USB Forum saying that they owned the intellectual property to USB 1.1...

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  8. It might be, by Andorion · · Score: 2, Funny

    but this way, we have something to pass the time on, at work =)

    ~Berj

  9. waiting for intel... by TrekkieGod · · Score: 3, Funny
    Maybe I can get more money out of my old computer if I can sell it as a "Pentium 4 - full speed 200Mhz" on ebay...

    After all, every geek knows clock speed isn't the be all end all of performance

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  10. Re:slashdotted: karmaless reprint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Lust. It is a lovely thing when you get it in the ass.

    funny you put this at the bottom, because that pretty much what happened to any duped consumer.

  11. java 1.2 == java 2 ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    anyone else see the parallels?

  12. Shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I can't trust Apple either.

    Linus -- SAVE US (!)

  13. Powerbook now has USB 2 by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, my Powerbook G4 with USB 1.1 now has USB 2! Imagine that. :^)

  14. And in addition... by toddestan · · Score: 5, Funny

    USB 2.0 "Hi-Speed" ports will be painted bright yellow, come with custom rims, and include VTEC stickers. They may not quite put out 480Mbps, but they sure will look like they do.

  15. Same old tricks by jared_hanson · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember when Microsoft renamed Windows 4 to Windows 95. Mass upgrading occurred as people thought they were 91 sequential versions outdated.

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  16. In other news… by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    5 1/2 inches is renamed to 9 inches.

    1. Re:In other news… by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 2, Funny

      5 1/2 inches is renamed to 9 inches Men everywhere rejoice...

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  17. Is it OK if... by mikeophile · · Score: 5, Funny

    I pay for the renamed USB laptop with $1 bills that I "renamed" to $100 bills?

  18. "High" and "Full" eh? by ckessel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoever decided this constituted a reasonable distincation was definitely high on something and full of something else...

  19. Try transferring some data!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    If it's fast it's Hi-Speed, or FireWire!!!!

    If it's slow it's Old Slow USB!!

    if it's really slow it's probably a Null Modem Cable on your Serial Port, or maybe ADB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HTH!! HAND!!!

  20. Re:A question for you! by Andorion · · Score: 1, Funny

    Check your system properties/hardware, look under "USB" - it'll either say USB 2.0 or USB 2.0....

    D'oh =/

    ~Berj

  21. Re:A question for you! by LMCBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I know of an easy way to tell which USB you have, but I only reply to posts containing more than 36 exclamation points. I'm sorry, but if you can't be bothered to press Shift+1 a few more times, then I can't be bothered to help you.

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  22. Re:Article renumbered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try again. Now it says 404 Full Speed

  23. The Official USB forum Gas Gauge by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Funny

    2x Full
    Full | Low
    Empty | High
    \ _ | /
    \ \\ | /

    Ready to go - full tank of gas!

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  24. Re:Huh? by bedouin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi, I'm the reliable source you're looking for.

    The reason we changed the name is because we believe the majority of computer consumers are morons. "Numbers" confuse most people; and decimals even more so! Instead, we want to use words more in tune with American psyche. Words like blazing-fast, high-speed, ultra absorbent, axis of evil, etc. Already, I think you feel the excitement. I know I do!

    Sincerely,
    Steve Ballmer

  25. Re:Anybody? by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny
    And of course, their FAQ ask this question:

    Q: How fast is USB

    A:High speed USB products have a design data rate of 480 Mb/s. Full speed USB devices signal at 12Mb/s, while low speed devices use a 1.5Mb/s subchannel.

    Real Answer: Not as fast as the members of the USB consortium.

    Notice that their answer doesn't clear up the difference between the two types of USB 2.0, slick bastards.

  26. these go to eleven... by goondu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nigel: This is a top to aâ"you know, what we use on stage, but it's very, very special because if you can see...
    Marty: Yeah...
    Nigel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look...right across the board.
    Marty: Ahh...oh, I see....
    Nigel: Eleven...eleven...eleven....
    Marty: ..and most of these amps go up to ten....
    Nigel: Exactly.
    Marty: Does that mean it's...louder? Is it any louder?
    Nigel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here...all the way up...all the way up....
    Marty: Yeah....
    Nigel: ...all the way up. You're on ten on your guitar.. where can you go from there? Where?
    Marty: I don't know....
    Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
    Marty: Put it up to eleven.
    Nigel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
    Marty: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
    [pause] Nigel: These go to eleven.

  27. Hello, tech support? by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a disc, formerly known as a cd, containing music by an artist formerly known as Prince, and it won't play thru my USB port, formerly known as 1.1.

  28. Re:USB naming has always been goofy by CognitiveFusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    They still have some room to expand in the reality they live in. There is still USB2 - Lightspeed, USB2 - Ludicrous Speed, and USB2 - Plaid.

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  29. This is GREAT! by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now my TiBook has Firewire AND USB 2.0!

  30. Think it's confusing now? by Cyberia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait until they change it again later

    USB 2.0 Top Speed
    USB 2.0 Full Speed
    USB 2.0 Top Speed Ultra Wide
    USB 2.0 Top Speed Wide Ultra
    USB 2.0 Full Speed Ultra Wide
    USB 2.0 Full Speed Wide Ultra
    USB 2.0 Mega Ultra Fricken Wide Full Top Speed

  31. USB 1.1 renamed. USB 2.0 renamed to... by confused+philosopher · · Score: 2, Funny

    USB 1.1 renamed. USB 2.0 renamed to...

    Firewire light

    I think the next USB device I buy will be Firewire, and screw USB.

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  32. Re:USB naming has always been goofy by ameoba · · Score: 4, Funny

    What'll we have in 5 years?

    Super USB 2.0 Alpha Ultra Turbo High Speed Mega Special Tournament Edition Plus Plus?

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  33. Re:Slight wording difference by corren · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't forget about USB-40, it comes with a Red Red Wine adapter.

  34. USB board members by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was going to post these all on a seperate line, but slashdot came up with this totaly resonable error: Your comment has too few characters per line (currently 18.5).

    Okay, now I got Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition. Comment aborted.

    Fuck slashdot and it's insipid lameness filter.

    anyway, the list is here. There are hundreds of members. I recognize lots of american companies and see lots of asian looking ones. Who knows.

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  35. Re:You moderators are blackhearted bastards! by jjhlk · · Score: 2, Funny

    You damn technies

    Umm, don't lump us all together please. Geez, you vets are all the same...

  36. Re:Argh....Yet another reason not to buy Sony by FrostedWheat · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's a rule in skydiving videography: Always buy Sony, there IS a difference.

    There's another rule also: If at first you don't succeed ... ahhh crap.

  37. Hi-Speed Ahead, Mr. Data! by coed.jpg · · Score: 0, Funny

    Captain Picard on the Bridge:

    PICARD
    Mr. LaForge, what's the status on the reverse-flux inverter power couplings?

    LAFORGE
    Captain, I'm about to complete the upgrade from 2.0 version 2 to 2.0 version 1. But I gotta tell you, these thrusters will never reach Full Speed if we connect any low-power shields to the system! I mean, Hi-Speed! I mean... hold on a second, captain, I have to check the FAQ.

    PICARD
    Number One, give me a status report on those low-power shields!

    NUMBER ONE
    Captain, they're holding, but they need stronger throughput if we're going to fend off the attacks of that Klingon fighter! They seem to be using a new cloaking device, but it's no different than the old one! Sensors indicate a new system, but the performance is the same! I don't understand!

    PICARD
    Damn! What the hell is going on here? Mr. Data, lay in a course for the other side of that star system, Full Speed ahead!

    DATA
    Captain, are you sure you can outrun that Klingon fighter at Full Speed? I suggest a Hi-Speed approach!

    LAFORGE
    Captain, we're losing power! The ship's main computer is bogged down by the polling of the starboard engines on the low power bus, the photon torpedoes aren't getting the power they need in time!

    PICARD
    Dammit! Data, Hi Speed ahead! Laforge! I want everything off of the slow high speed low speed bus! Number one! Prepare a high speed assault on the USB committee! I mean a full speed assault! Aaggggh!!

    CUT TO Klingon bridge

    KLINGON CAPTAIN
    OOgijh MIQtaxxxxxxxxxxkggg, KKtgUY'U ggghJIk'TAGKKS Firewire!!!

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  38. Re:Anybody? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or better yet, they should have dropped the marketroid "Hi", and simply used "High Speed USB", and "Standard USB". Remember folks, only the French (er, excuse me, "only the Freedom") put their adjectives after their nouns.

  39. That's it! by Cyno · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's the last time I ever use another USB devi

  40. Fast Food? by valkraider · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kind of reminds me of when the Fast Food / Convenience store industry switched.

    OLD:
    12oz Small
    20oz Medium
    32oz Large


    NEW:
    12oz Large
    20oz Xtra-Large
    32oz Super-Large


    Soon to come:
    12oz Super-Duper-Large
    20oz Massive-Xtra-Biggie-Large
    32oz Gargantua-Ultra-Insane-Jumbo-Large


    Reality:
    12oz
    20oz
    32oz

    1. Re:Fast Food? by metalix · · Score: 2, Funny

      But in this case it is:

      Old:
      12oz Small
      20oz Medium
      32oz Large

      New:
      12oz Small
      20oz Large
      32oz Large

      Maybe you'll get the 20oz, maybe the 32.

  41. Re:Slight wording difference by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude! You got skooled!

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  42. Apple renames FireWire800! by mrklin · · Score: 2, Funny
    to "Damn It's Hot" Wire 800+.

    Bluetooth.org has also decided to rename Bluetooth 1.1 to BlueIncisors and Bluetooth 1.0 to BlueMolars. They are now part of the BlueTeeth family.

    Since branding 802.11b to WiFi, IEEE is now contemplating brand 802.11a to WiFa and 802.11g to WiFiG.

    SCO does not know what to make of all this and sues everyone for using Linux/Unix somewhere within those companies.

  43. "The protocol formerly known as USB 1.1" by Fulg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe we should have a weird symbol for it too.

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  44. Re:Huh? by gridbias · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not USB Small, USB Medium, and USB Large?, That will leave room for the future allocation of USB Personal, USB Family Size, USB Super Maxi, and USB Industrial Size? (Not to mention USB Junior and USB petite....) Whasamatta with just identifying the data rate in either bits per second or bytes per fortnite and letting it go at that?????? Regards, Ray Minich

  45. A question for you!!!!! by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1, Funny

    What kind of computer and what kind of operating system are you using!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Because it makes a difference!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Don't use too many exclaimation marks; it's like yelling!!!!!!!

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  46. Tired of being teased about your "equipment"? by John_McKee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you tired of being teased about your inferior "equipment"? Do the other guys have wider (throughput) cables than you? Does it feel like high school gym class all over again?

    Well, we can't change school, but we can help you stack up now.

    Introducing USB 2.0 Full Speed stickers. Yes, for the low, low price of $49.95 we can upgrade your "equipment" to USB 2.0. Just install our special, and patented stickers on a prominent place of your case, and enjoy all* the benefits that USB 2.0 offers.

    * All does not include most of the features of USB 2.0, including higher though put.

  47. Duke Nukem Forever finally ships... by rob2lehigh · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, Duke Nukem 3D has been renamed Duke Nukem Forever and will be re-released. In order to preserve a distinction between the two, the previous Duke Nukem Forever will never be released.

  48. Re:Slight wording difference (more info) by andrewski · · Score: 3, Funny

    They should have simplified it by saying...

    "All the USB specs are going to be called USB 2.0 from now on. So, you should choose USB 2.0 and for anything even remotely important, please choose Firewire. Thank you. I now go off to shoot myself."

    [applause]

  49. Re:Slight wording difference (more info) by Vengeful+weenie · · Score: 2, Funny

    True. But now that Firewire 800Mb/s is out, the answer to all of this is: if you care about USB-480 (or USB Hi Speed, etc.) you should be using Firewire instead.

  50. USB 1.1 is really 2.0? by dontbgay · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's wonderful! The 1.1 works like 2.0! The 2.0 works like 2.0! The schnazberries taste like schnazzberries!

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  51. Sweet! by Quixadhal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Customer: We insist on having USB 2 controllers!
    MFR 1: It costs us $0.25 cents more, we'll have to raise the price of your laptop $25.
    Customer: Whatever, we want USB 2.0
    MFR 2: psst -- why not just pay the standards committee to rename USB 1.1?
    MFR 1: Hey, there's an idea... What say you USB Gods?
    USB: Hmmm, that would be unethical and confusing and... how much? Ok!
    MFR 1: Ok, PRESTO! You now have USB 2 in your laptops!

    I guess this will finally convince people that Firewire really *IS* the better choice?