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Happy Birthday, Dear DNS

Shloka writes with a snippet from Wired News: "Twenty years ago Monday, two computer scientists at the University of Southern California created a key component essential to the modern Internet. Jon Postel and Paul Mockapetris ran the first successful test of the automated domain name system, or DNS..."

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  1. Happy Birthday by laserlights2000 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Seems like just recently, it was the birthday of the "internet" among many other things, birthday season?

  2. i never know what to post in celebration threads by Neophytus · · Score: 3, Funny

    So all I'm gonna say is happy birthday. Thats the point, no? ;-)

  3. but....but...but... by tha_mink · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought Al Gore invented DNS. No?

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    You'll have that sometimes...
    1. Re:but....but...but... by dema · · Score: 3, Funny

      Al Gore DID invent DNS. But he would've felt bad taking all the credit, so he let the USC guys do the testing for him. I mean, Al Gore wouldn't lie, would he?

    2. Re:but....but...but... by gilleyj · · Score: 3, Funny

      Al Gore is often plagued with the unfortunate quote about him inventing the internet. According to an interview after that incident he did explain that while he didn't invent the internet and he regrets making that comment, in his own defense "I was jet lagged and tired because we were up late the night before inventing the camcorder"


      actual quote. look it up :)

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      feh
  4. Security Patch by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

    And real soon now they are expected to have a DNS which is ready for use in the enterprise.

  5. So much for that idea by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
    I was going to check to see if anyone had the domain happy.birthday.to.me (using DNS to check), but the TLD .me hasn't been handed out to anyone from what I can tell.

    Amazing, well fsck.me!

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  6. You know... by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The system was built to expand but not necessarily to be secure,"

    Holy tapdancing Christ, really?

  7. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back when these guys were creating early Internet technologies, they were called geeks. Now, they're recognized as pioneers of the Internet. Too bad there're getting to old for the girls to notice.

    1. Re:Finally by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Too bad they're getting too old for the girls to notice

      Now they get noticed by women ...

  8. Time to celebrate, everyone! by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 3, Funny
    #!/usr/local/bin/bash

    for i in a b c d e f g h i j k m
    do
    dig @${i}.root-servers.net *.com axfr
    done

  9. Now they tell me! by The+Spelling+Nazi · · Score: 5, Funny

    the automated domain name system, or DNS...

    AUTOMATED domain name system? So I DON'T have to manually add every host on the Internet to my HOSTS file?

    Someone could have told me this a lot sooner!

  10. Happy Birthday! by citizenc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Happy birthday, DNS! I wasn't sure how else to celebrate, so:

    -bash-2.05b$ nslookup happy.com
    Server: dnsr01-eth0.nyc01.dsl.net
    Address: 216.175.203.50

    Non-authoritative answer:
    Name: happy.com
    Address: 64.45.128.45

    -bash-2.05b$ nslookup birthday.com
    Server: dnsr01-eth0.nyc01.dsl.net
    Address: 216.175.203.50

    Non-authoritative answer:
    Name: birthday.com
    Address: 207.5.97.78

    -bash-2.05b$ nslookup dns.com
    Server: dnsr01-eth0.nyc01.dsl.net
    Address: 216.175.203.50

    Non-authoritative answer:
    Name: dns.com
    Address: 127.0.0.1

    *Shrug* =)

    1. Re:Happy Birthday! by kasperd · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't know that dns.com points towards my (or your) own computer, but in effect, yes, it does!

      Now it is about time to tell all those kidies who are the gratest wannabe crackers, that now they have the chance to become famous. Just DDoS dns.com, caus' they as all us others know how important dns is to the internet.

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      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
  11. Typo-squatting happened one day later by Kickstart70 · · Score: 4, Funny

    when some ham-fingered PFY typed in 'sxe.com'

  12. Success? by Alomex · · Score: 4, Funny

    first successful test of the automated domain name system, or DNS...

    Conventional wisdom is that we have yet to witness such a thing.

  13. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO says it owns DNS and will sue everyone on the internet for using it because it violates their intellectual property rights. They have detected what appears to be similar code spread across any damn computer connected to the internet.

    More fake news at 11...

  14. Cease & Desist by Tokerat · · Score: 5, Funny


    Re: Infringements of HAPPY BIRTHDAY Copyrights and Trademarks

    I write as attorney for the Recording Industry Association of America ("RIAA").

    As you are, no doubt, aware, RIAA owns all of the rights to the musical composition entitled HAPPY BIRTHDAY and all derivatives, including HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW, and the YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY remix (collectively the "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Properties"). These rights are protected by numerous copyrights trademarks in both the compositions themselves and the lyrics, sheet music, and other elements appearing in those compositions.

    We have recently learned that you have posted various elements of the HAPPY BIRTHDAY Properties on your site at slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/06/22/172247. For example, we refer to your posting entitled "Happy Birthday, Dear DNS" (the "Synopsis"). Your posting of these items is an infringement of RIAA's rights in the HAPPY BIRTHDAY Properties.

    Based upon the foregoing, we hereby demand that your confirm to us in writing within ten days of receipt of this letter that: (i) you have removed all infringing materials from your site, including the aforementioned Synopsis and all HAPPY BIRTHDAY references; and (ii) you will refrain from posting any similar infringing material on the Internet or any other on-line service in the future.

    The foregoing is without waiver of any and all rights of the Recording Industry Association of America, all of which are expressly reserved herein.

    Very truly yours,
    Troll.
    [Attorney]

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  15. celebrate DNS by anwyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    In order to celebrate, somebody create a hosts file for the Internet, then everybody download it!

  16. Re:[OT] idea for a 'new? domain naming concep by blogan · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, so if you want Debian, you draw a swirl. If you want Dreamcast, then draw a swirl. But if I want to go to the Crusoe website, then I would draw a swirl, right?

    Just imagine all the problems with squatting then. "I wanted to go to the White House website, but when I forgot one of the columns when drawing the little house, I went to a porn site."

  17. You're 100% wrong! SCO owns DNS! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny
    SCO chairman Darryl McDrivel today asserted SCO's claims of them owning the Internet, DNS, IRC and FTP. "We're 100% sure of this. Unix started the Internet, so by extension we own 100% of it - completely and absolutely".

    SCO attorney David Bores confirmed this during the press conference by stomping up and down yelling: "We own it...WE own it!...WE OWN IT!". He also took his thumb out of his mouth long enough to give a 'thumbs up' to Mc Drivel during the press conference.

    Mc Drivel also announced that the RIAA and SCO were currently involved in merger talks. "We believe that there is a good fit between both companies' philosophies. Together we shall dominate - er - license our intellectual property to everyone".

  18. SCO must demand shutdown of all root servers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They were running AIX, right?

    SCO, do what you must do!

  19. Me Too! by scsi_pants · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally a celebrity that I share a birthday with that I actually recognize. And DNS even responds to my requests....

  20. First DNS exploit by more+fool+you · · Score: 3, Funny

    Happy birthday to the very first DNS-Nuke program, in about 5 minutes!