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U.S. Faults Microsoft Licensing Compliance

An anonymous reader writes "In a written report card on how well Microsoft is complying with its 2001 antitrust deal with state and federal prosecutors, Justice Department lawyers said they might need the court to force Microsoft to act more quickly." The DOJ's court filing is online if you want to wade through it.

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  1. How much should we pay.. by jkrise · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the ref article:
    "One condition that caused particular outcry was Microsoft charging an upfront fee of $100,000 for rivals to examine the code to see whether they want to buy it. If they don't, they only get $50,000 back."

    So what's the fee to take one single look at the pile of crap and say " Holy crap! This costs $100,000??"

    Bride wants to marry IBM and screw Linux. Brother MS willing to pay any dowry.

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  2. Is being greedy a crime? by mikeophile · · Score: 4, Funny
    Michael Milken, Kenneth Lay, and Martha Stewart don't think so.

  3. The end is NEAR! by Noryungi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Brothers and sisters, consider these facts :

    • Microsoft will be forced to comply to a DOJ judgment!
    • SCO is suing IBM and actually WITHDREW AIX LICENSE!!
    • Europe is going to accept GMOs!!!
    • And, in Peoria, Ill., John Smith, 20-years-old Slashdot poster and troll extraordinaire, actually got LAID!!!!


    The time has come, repent all you sinners, for the shiny saucers of the sex goddess are coming to deliver us!

    This, as everybody knows, has been predicted in the Holy Scriptures of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs! Convert before it is too late, heathens! ;-)
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    1. Re:The end is NEAR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Brothers and sisters, consider these facts :

      • Microsoft will be forced to comply to a DOJ judgment!
      • SCO is suing IBM and actually WITHDREW AIX LICENSE!!
      • Europe is going to accept GMOs!!!
      • And, in Peoria, Ill., John Smith, 20-years-old Slashdot poster and troll extraordinaire, actually got LAID!!!!

      That's not all, consider also:

      • The best golfer in the world is black...
      • The most popular rapper in the world is white...
      • There was a war a few months ago, and Germany didn't want to be involved.
      These truly are strange days indeed...

  4. Re: Well, what did we expect? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    > It comes as no suprise that Microsoft isn't even living up to an antitrust settlement that is this painless. From day 1, it looked as if they had no intention of following it through, and now, it seems as if the lawsuit was never filed at all.

    At least they didn't laugh about the settlement this time around.

    At least not in public.

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  5. Yes, they get fined twice as much by cabalamat2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Microsoft continues to fail to comply, the court will double their fine.

    Let's work it out: the original fine was $0, twice $0 is $0, so the new fine will be $0.

    I guess American justice is the best that money can buy.

  6. Re:Reminds Me of the English Bobby Joke by Larsing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except the English police will wack you senseless with their extendable batons if you don't do what they say...

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  7. Re: Well, what did we expect? by 56ker · · Score: 4, Funny

    I give Microsoft a C++ (a passing grade with room for improvement). The settlement was vastly watered down by their legal team anyway....

  8. It's tempting by abe+ferlman · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's tempting to say "You know a company is corrupt when even Ashcroft says so."

    But remember what part of the election cycle we're approaching before drawing too many conclusions here. This will all blow over before you can say "Judge Jackson was biased in favor of the truth."

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  9. Re:RTFA by Adam_Weishaupt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft is mostly following through with its settlement with the federal government.

    So I guess that means Microsoft won't mind if I MOSTLY comply with thier EULA for Windows XP.

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  10. Bad Microsoft, no biscuit! by spun · · Score: 4, Funny
    Bad, naughty Microsoft, no biscuit for you. Don't make those eyes at me! Oh, your so cute, I can't stay mad at you. Here's your biscuit. Stop it! I gave you a biscuit. Oh, all right, here's another.

    ...

    Honey! The Microsoft took a crap on the rug again! Have you been feeding it biscuits?

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