'The Playstation Job' Heisters Arrested
Thanks to the New Jersey Star-Ledger for their news that a gang who stole $5 million worth of PlayStation consoles in a high-tech train heist have been arrested and indicted. According to the article, the theft ring, known as the 'Conrail Boyz', stole more than $20 million of merchandise from freight trains, and their "..largest single take was 17,496 Sony PlayStation electronic game systems worth more than $5 million and involved members driving off with a cargo container, authorities charged." Seriously, what would you do with 17,000 PlayStations?
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134340: I am not a number. I am a free planet!
or something like that.
Oh wait, eBay wouldn't sell stolen items?
Sell them in 3rd world countries. I've personally seen consoles being sold for 3x times their retail price, just because of the shipping and custom overhead.
If you manage to take them abroad and find a partner that can help you out with the customs burden, you can make all the profit just on the console cost (which was Free as in Beer)
Seriously, what would you do with 17,000 PlayStations?
Duh, sell them, or give them to your family, friends, or "business associates". Just like those coolers Tony was giving away during the bust out at the sporting goods store.
I'd take all the playstations and use them to develope Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq.
With 17,000 PlayStations, I could take over the world !
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You load Linux on them, and make a supercomputer out of them.
This would be redundant as others have suggested it, but I've got a link:
Build a beowulf cluster of PS2 machines.
build my own renderfarm!!!!! then I could lease it to crappy studios to make crappier movies, and feel horrible, but make tons of money. =D or perhaps they would render photorealistic games in real time =D
[Playstation 2s can be used to] design and control long-range missiles or even nuclear devices
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That's about $285 each, for the PlayStation? Did it ever retail for that price in the US? Maybe 10 years ago...
Why is this in games?
These were Playstations. Remember, the little grey box that didn't do anything special except play games that appeal to the lowest common denominator and software copyright violators?
You guys are all talking about Playstation 2's. The slightly larger black box that is pretty much the same except it can also stand on its end.
Though link up all 17,000 Playstations if you want. You could do some serious text editing with all that power.
Seriously, what would you do with 17,000 PlayStations?
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Well like any other thief I would probably sell them and buy
Among the items being sought for forfeiture are a residence, two Mercedes, three Lexus vehicles and a Cadillac, in addition to $142,500 in cash seized during execution of search warrants.
I hear with $142,500 you can build a pretty mean beowulf cluster
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep in order to gain what he cannot lose."
i think they got caught when they tried to sell the PS2s with a quantity of 17000.
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Seriously, what would you do with 17,000 PlayStations?
Gee, I dunno... Probably sell them on the black market?
Assuming I was a criminal, of course.
no thanks
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Combine many at once into a grid computing target system for scud warheads!
what?
Photos.
Convert them in a magical petrify device maybe?
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"Seriously, what would you do with 17,000 PlayStations?"
I'd take comfort in knowing that the odds were in my favor that one of them doesn't skip.
"Derp de derp."
I don't know what I'd do with the playstations, but I learned yesterday that I could use the shipping container as a way to transport about 30EB of data more quickly than over the internet.
So I might just keep the container and use it to backup all the, er, images in the Chicago area.
Back in late ninetys, Saddam use thousands of Playstations 2 to develop missle detection system.. but he gone now. Homer Simpsun "Doh" to the thiefs!
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The ring's largest single take was 17,496 Sony PlayStation electronic game systems worth more than $5 million
Largest single take? hmm.. that would imply that they took 17,496 in one night from one train.. what happened.. was the engineer sleeping and they drove up with a bus or a couple hundred forklifts or something?
LOL.. just a funny thought to see people using forklifts to steal playstations off a freight train in the dead of night...
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Can you say eBay?
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In the summary up there it says they drove off with a cargo container.
Granted, the power bill is gonna be a little high, and granted there has to be a SETI client for PS2 first....
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You see, they were going to send all these to Saddam so he could beowulf them for use with the gas centrifuge he hid inder the rose bush and the imaginary urankum he bought from Africa (the country, not the continent).
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PS2s retail for $179.99. Rounded up to $180 for 17496 units, comes to $3,149,280.00
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This sounds like standard gaming/recording industry logic (i.e. One pirated unit = $50 billion in losses over the next 3 years!)
They may as well have just calculated the number of potential game sales for each PS2, added that to the cost of system repair after warranty, and profits from extra peripheral sales, and maybe we could reach $5mil.
Kids today with their robberies and such. Must of been too much of that Grand Theft Train or Railroad Tycoon.
It's not stupid. It's advanced.
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It's not Redundant. It's Offtopic! Jeez, stupid moderators!
I had thought that today was "Incorrect Grammar and Spelling" Day.
Where would they find 17,000 Network Adaptors?
"..largest single take was 17,496 Sony PlayStation electronic game systems worth more than $5 million..." Seriously, what would you do with 17,000 PlayStations?
I'd probably build them in to a massive beowulf cluster so I could run a massively parallel calculator program.
17,500 PS2s * $200 (assuming they're the ones with network adapters) comes out to $3.5million. Not $5 million.
Add to that the fact they're not $200 sales units yet, they're more like $100 wholesale units about to gain a large mark up as they go through distributors, transportation costs and retail. Even sold second hand, assuming you could find 17,500 guys at the pub who all wanted one, you'd be lucky to clear $100 each. So, all in, maybe $1-1.5 million - on a good day. Of course that doesn't make such a good headline.
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I know that with 17,000 PS2s I would not have to worry about replacing the DVD drive for about two years.
I would get a little nervous when I hit machine 16,999 around the end of year two.