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Want 12Mbits/sec for $21? Move to Japan.
gbjbaanb writes "Softbank, in Japan, has built a gigabit ethernet network to replace DSL over ATM, which costs peanuts to maintain and run. For $21 a month, Japanese users get 12Mb/sec, free VoIP (without quality loss) calls to users on the same network, (3c/min to New York), and DVD-quality movies. The company needs users to stay with the service for 15 months to break even, given that it is giving modems away for free."
But between being wisked away while standing on Tokyo Tower to another dimension, having to get Giant Monster insurance, dealing with being either attacked or defended by pretty magical schoolgirls, and of course the nearly daily alien invasions and city-wide explosions with dueling robots - I'm just not so sure it's worth it.
Then again, 12 Mbits is pretty good. Hm....
52 Weeks, 52 Religions with John Hummel
Then you can really be turning Japanese...
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Dirt-cheap, blazing-fast net access AND used schoolgirl panties sold in vending machines??? That's it, I'm moving!!!
/me calls realtor.
Once users start logging onto this service, the downloading of tentacle pr0n will reach epic proportions.
Consensual sex is boring.
You know you're a nerd when big bandwidth makes you this happy :)
Want 12Mbits/sec for $21? Move to Japan. ;)
/me moves to Japan
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Turning Japanese, Turning japanese... he really thinks so!
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You fools!
Just get a friend who lives in Japan to sign up and send you the modem in the mail.
Ahhh! the benefits of overcrowding.
The unofficial
ok, maybe not :P
"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste." - Rahm Emanuel
Let's see here:
(1) Cute Asian chicks
(2) Tons of Anime
(3) Sushi and lots of it
(4) Massive broadband throughput
(5) No DMCA (yet)
(6) Sony
(7) BeOS fanatics
Hell..where do I sign up?
So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
please remember to turn off the lights?
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I will miss you while i try to settle to my new homeland and try to learn Japanese (Alas, whatching Bruce Lee movies has not been very helpful). I have to stop writing as my parents are coming to tell them goodbye (I haven't told them yet as it was decided 5 minutes ago.)
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-uso.
Dreams, dreams, don't doubt dreams, dreaming children's dreaming dreams. Sailor Moon SS
That's nothing! I get 56kbps for $80 per month!
(I think I'm gonna go sit in the corner and weep, now)
Firstly, Japan is very densely populated,
Certain portions of America are populated by dense people.
Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.
...are belong to us!
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your an ass for trying to read this
This is my digital signature. 10011011001
My IRC was lagging when it all came clear.
I hopped into my Honda, it's a little bitty car.
And I'm drivin' down to meet you at the Sushi Bar.
But don't tell me I'm crazy until you hear my plan.
I'm gonna buy two tickets and move to Japan.
I'm gonna move to Japan,
I'm gonna move to Japan.
So if you've got no job and the cable's too slow,
And it's too far to the switch at the ol' telco,
Just pack your bags and don't forget your Kimona,
And you'll be wallowing in bandwidth all the way to Yokohama.
We're gonna move to Japan,
We're gonna move to Japan.
Tokyo's got the neon.
Put a pot of green tea on.
Akira Kurosawa,
Sapporo Okinawa.
Girls with almond eyes,
Downloadin' everything twice.
It's the land of tradition,
But I'm a man on a mission.
When we get to Japan we're gonna do our part,
To use up that bandwidth with all of our heart.
From the unemployment line I see lots to be done
And they're handin' out gigabit in the land of the risin' sun.
And I love my mom and my apple pie,
But sayonara Uncle Sam, hello Samurai.
We're gonna move to Japan,
We're gonna move to Japan,
We're gonna move to Japan,
Hey, we're gonna move to Japan,
The home of the wired man.
It's rolling.
(Liberally adapted from The Band's "Move to Japan" -- 1993)
"Obviously, I'm not an IBM computer any more than I'm an ashtray" (Bob Dylan)
is that at that speed, you might have downloaded everything on the internet already
Damn, with that kind of bandwidth, you could digitize yourself, transmit yourself to Ireland, rape and pillage, and transmit yourself back at a profit.
Viking never looked so attractive!
These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
Nah, he obviously just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Want 12Mbits for $21/sec? Move to Poland. (...) .For 12Mbit a month...
(it's not SO bad. But it's bad.)
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I thought they used hieroglyphics.
CAT SPEAR TRIANGLE MOON!
In Mesopotamia, MOON TRIANGLE CAT SPEAR!
"Ask me about Loom"
Compare the size of Japan and the USA.
Now compare the size of Japan with the USA minux the midwest.
"We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
US-centric
Or even England-centric. They still speak English there, right? Heck, from the names, you'd think that England and English were related, wouldn't you?