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Last Chance for Slashdot T-Shirt Contest

This is your last chance to enter Slashdot's T-Shirt Design Contest that we announced a few weeks ago. The contest officially ends tomorrow. We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner. So if you've got what it takes to design a T-Shirt (we're too cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!) you can win store credit at ThinkGeek plus free shirts with your winning design on them! Here are the Official Rules. Read the original story for submission details.

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  1. Also "to cheap"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to buy a dictionary?

    1. Re:Also "to cheap"... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're new here, aren't you?

      Really, that should have been "Your new here..."

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    2. Re:Also "to cheap"... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Funny
      You're new here, aren't you?

      Really, that should have been "Your new here..."
      I thought about that, but it'd have to be "Your new here, are'nt you?"
      And I couldn't bring myself to type that.

      oops

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  2. Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by wdr1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There may be more than one winner if there are several good entries! I have permission to select as many as 3 winners if there are many good entries!

    How about a Slashdot poll to pick the 3rd shirt?

    -Bill

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    1. Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by gazoombo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah who doesnt need a cowboyneal shirt?

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    2. Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > > There may be more than one winner if there are several good entries! I have permission to select as many as 3 winners if there are many good entries!

      > How about a Slashdot poll to pick the 3rd shirt?

      Actually, it's just going to be a repeat of the first shirt.

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    3. Re: Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny
      Actually, it's just going to be a repeat of the first shirt.

      Except, with a typo or two more than the original.

    4. Re:Slashdot Poll for the 3rd? by happycat64 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah who doesnt need a cowboyneal shirt?

      Yea.. they make excellent bed spreads. :)

  3. Yes, yes, I need this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every time I go out in public, nubile young women maul me and molest me, my penis is rubbed nearly raw from their attacks.

    At least with a Slashdot shirt, I'll repel most of them.

    1. Re:Yes, yes, I need this by eclectic4 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Most" of them? Pfffft.

      You'll be able to actually see them bounce off some invisible force field ten feet away.

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  4. How about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    CowboyNeal option: Gone, but not forgotten.

  5. So in other words... by goldspider · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner" ...they all suck? Is that how we are to interpret that?

    Don't yell at/moderate me, I'm not the one who said it!

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  6. to/too by glenstar · · Score: 5, Funny
    we're to cheap/lazy to do it ourselves!

    Should be: "We are too lazy to put the extra 'o' on 'to':

  7. How do you... by warpSpeed · · Score: 5, Funny
    How do you pictographicaly represent a web server being crushed, by a bunch of nerds, with hot grits down thier pants, drooling over Natlie Portman, in SOVIET RUSSIA where the T-Shirt wears you?

    And Where my CowboyNeil Option Damit?

  8. yeah by dmon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wet T-Shirt contest!

    Oh wait, what's this slashdot thing?

    1. Re:yeah by Jack+Comics · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear God, no! That would only reveal the large heaving man-breasts of largely overweight Slashdot readers. Even the Slashdot server would BSOD on that, just to replace the screen with something less vile.

      Jack

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    2. Re:yeah by llamalicious · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am Jack's fear of meatloaf's heaving man-breasts.

  9. All I want Is a shirt that says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I got first post on Slashdot!" on the front, and "All I got was modded down and this lousy t-shirt" on the back.

  10. I have a shirt like that! by goldspider · · Score: 4, Funny
    Front: In Soviet Russia... (with classic hammer/sickle underneath)

    Back: T-shirts Wear YOU!!

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  11. Where's the time? by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jeez, we're supposed to find time to perform our jobs, read Slashdot, post to Slashdot and now we are supposed to design T-shirts? Some folks have to work for a living ya know. :-)

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  12. US Only? by KingRamsis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    well I was reading the fine print, and...
    This Contest is for United States residents only.


    well fine then have it your way.

  13. Design by elrick_the_brave · · Score: 3, Funny

    I participated in the Slasdot effect... ...and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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  14. cheap slave work by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Contests like these are the cheapest way to get (almost) free labor.

    If they were to pay for a professional designer, they'd spend hundreds and get just a couple designs to choose from.

    This way they get hundreds of designs for just a few buck to ThinkGeek and 3 t-shirst.

    Wise they are.

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  15. What the braap? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Residents of Vermont, Arizona, Tennessee and Puerto Rico are not eligible to participate in the Contest.

    Why not?

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  16. I've got it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got it...
    here's the new t-shirt design:

    Mod this up!
    |
    |
    v

    i'll take it!

    1. Re:I've got it... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is that the front or the back?

  17. That's what you get... by TrollBridge · · Score: 5, Funny
    "We've had over 200 submissions, and some of them are pretty cool, but I don't think there yet is a Lock for the winner."

    Well that's what happens when you pay for grade-c hamburger and expect tenderloin steak.

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  18. Geeky RIAA/Slashdot Shirt by thedogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    RIAA: "Show me your Subpoenas!"

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  19. A Question... by Javaman97 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will the new Slashdot shirts have a 'Man Bra' sewn directly into the shirt? Or will that be extra? Just Curious :)

  20. T-Shirt Desgin by RHS+Bomber · · Score: 5, Insightful
    By submitting your Entry you hereby agree to the following terms: The Design will be deemed a "work made for hire", as that phrase is used in the United States copyright law, and all right, title and interest in and to the Design will vest automatically in Sponsor. To the extent the Design is not deemed to be a "work made for hire," You hereby assign, transfer and convey, and agree to further assign, transfer and convey, to Sponsor any and all your intellectual property rights in the Design.

    Label me a Troll but this section of the Official Rules sounds like it was copied from a Record Contract. Doh!

  21. profit? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Not to troll....but I'd really like to see a comparison of the total estimated value of the Think Geek credit + value of the tshirts that the winner would receive versus how much revenue/profit Slashdot generated from the sales of the winning tshirt design. Not that they'd ever post that kind of information to let us see how much we're being screwed or anything.....

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  22. My sayings by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the last time this was posted: Slashdot: +5 Troll (my fav)

    Others:

    Why Work? Slashdot!
    Slashdot: Helping IT stay out of the way since 1997!
    ./ : Uhvoiding speel cheek liek teh plahge
    Why thanks for asking! Yes! I have excellent karma!
    No thanks. I get my crack from the Mods at Slashdot.
    Slashdot, Nevada: Legalized Karma Whores since 1997!
    Slashdot: The internet's WMD
    /. : \/\/h3r3 73h 733t m337 70 b3 corrected.
    Slashdot: It's not just for the bathroom anymore!
    I got a story posted on Slashdot! But I'm still a virgin.
    +5 Troll, -1 Insightful, and chock full o' nuts. /.
    My mom says I have to clean the basement before I can post to Slashdot.
    RIAA, SCO, MS, RFID! Read about the stuff you hate on Slashdot!
    /. : Inciting kneejerk reactions since 1997.
    I heard that Slashdot killed a server just for opening a Window!

    and finally:

    Slashdot - post your opinion, and we'll tell you why you're an idiot.

  23. T-Shirt Idea by Spacecase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot: Where nerds do IT best.