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Most Sun Employees Own Macs

An anonymous user writes, "Most Sun Microsystems employees use Apple when they're not at work. This leaves Jonathan Schwartz, executive vice-president of Sun's software group, hinting at a Sun/Apple partnership." This comes on the heels of Pat Gelsinger, senior VP and chief technology officer of Intel, claiming Apple makes the wrong decisions about CPUs. So it figures Sun, who Intel likely thinks wouldn't know a good processor if it came up and -- um, processed something, would like Macs.

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  1. Oo! Oo! Apple and Sun are merging!!! by revans · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just wannted to be the first to say it on this thread. ;-)

  2. Does this mean... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean we're looking forward to a new brand of "Dried Apple" computers!?!!?
    >
    ...ok that was a really really bad joke, fortunatly this is slashdot so it's sure to get modded up. PS Can you find the misspelling?

  3. Gelsinger's vision for future technology? by madcoder47 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Q. Does the word "profit" play in what technologies you push in Intel?

    A. If technology can do it we will embrace it, even if it means eating our own children.


    Apparently Intel follows an all-to-common business model, which has been scientifically proven to inevitably lead to cannibalism:

    1. Eat children
    2. ? (something about processors)
    3. Profit!
    1. Re:Gelsinger's vision for future technology? by Llywelyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      >1. Eat children
      >2. ? (something about processors)
      >3. Profit!

      You know you have been staring at code too long when you read the first line as "Eat chicken".

      Sigh.

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  4. Re:Oo! Oo! Apple and Sun are mergeing!!! by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sun Apple... SunApple... Snapple?

    Well it is a different industry.

  5. Re:I know why... by .@. · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, truth is that there's a policy that disallows connecting Windows machines to the Sun network from home.

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  6. Fusion by numbski · · Score: 2, Funny

    Feeew......Shun.....Ha!

    Does it come complete with a silly dance?

    (Stupid DBZ reference, back to your normal programming.)

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  7. Re:Statement pulled out of someone's ass? by Transfan76 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And about 50% of those posts we're bashing Microsoft. So it's kind of a slashdot friendly place

  8. Re:Statement pulled out of someone's ass? by Sepper · · Score: 5, Funny

    To quote Scott Adams on this:
    "Analysis comes from 2 words:
    -Anal
    and
    -Isis which is a latin word meaning 'to pull numbers from' "

    Or something like that... I don't have the book near me. (I'm working right now... )

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  9. Miss Pelling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't find her. In fact, I haven't seen her in weeks. If you do find her, tell her I said "Hi."

  10. Re:I'll believe it when I see it by pavon · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you look into it, you'll just find sun blaming apple and apple blaming sun.

    So what you're saying is that they skipped the "being in bed together" part and went straight to marriage.

  11. Commodore 64 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I've got Mac OS/X running on my Commodore C64 now. I is really k00l. Since it is Commodore hardware, I can eject the disk by flipping a lever instead of jamming a bent paperclip in a hole like on the Mac.

    And, when I run regular C-64 software on the thing, I have about 50 times as many software titles as are available for mac os/x.

    You haven't lived until you have heard Macintosh Ensoniq outputting MIDI files as Commdore "Drivemusic" gronk'n'.groan sound.

  12. Re:Statement pulled out of someone's ass? by MohammedNiyalSayeed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except you all have jobs, and probably don't live in your mothers' basements...

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  13. Re:Statement pulled out of someone's ass? by valkraider · · Score: 3, Funny

    After 12 years of supporting myself, and a family - I am more than eager to return to mom's basement. It wasn't such a bad place after all...

  14. Re:This is no suprise. by Polo · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if you sat at a Mac all day...

    Would you crave the excitement of configuring a sun box or some obscure linux distribution? ;)

  15. Re:Statement pulled out of someone's ass? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Funny, the Sun-internal Macintosh users mailing list is very active often with more than 100 posts per day."

    That doesn't say a whole lot. Ever heard a Mac fanatic ramble?

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  16. No, Sun employees hoping for work by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 4, Funny

    No merger, but Sun employees are looking towards the future and want to be familiar with Mac OS X when they apply for jobs at Apple. They would prefer to stay in the Unix world than have to do Windows. :-)

  17. Uh Oh Sun Employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess if you don't have a Mac at home you can expect your pink slip tommorow.

  18. Re:This is no suprise. by Senjaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    I used to sit behind a mac all day as a sys admin. Chatted a lot, drank way too much coffee and played games most of the time. I'd go home and do something else on and odd occasion tinker with my mac for a bit.

    Then I made the mistake of taking a job with PCs which paid more money. One of my home macs now lives on my work desk and is the only thing there keeping me sane. There's been talk about disallowing me use of my own machine at work. If this actually happens I'll think i'll start looking for another job.

    Incidentally I do have an Ultra Sparc 30 at home also, which if I have the urge to tinker with something gets switched on. Mostly though it along with the PCs at work serves to remind me why I'll never buy anything that isn't at least as good as an Apple.

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  19. Re:Quel Suprise! by kommakazi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry to burst your bubble but I started the quad processor G5 rumor many months ago! I'm going to go hang myself now.

  20. Re:This is no suprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll take the documentation, you keep the community.