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11-Pound Model Plane Vs. The Atlantic, Again

Luap Nanreffeh writes "Last year, (/. Story 1, /. story 2) Maynard Hill and some retired NASA buddies tried to set a record for flying a model aeroplane across the atlantic ocean (from Newfoundland to Ireland). Their plan, using GPS, onboard controllers, and a gallon of gas, would have been the first to cross the Atlantic under FAI rules. They didn't have much luck last year, but now they're at it again. The first launch should be tonight."

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  1. direct reference to Simpson's episode DABF02 by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    all of us from slashdot send Charles "Lucky Hammy" Hamster our support.

    good luck and godspeed, brave hamster.

    Mike

  2. Drug running by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, how long until drug runners send little planes from Columbia to Florida?

    This gives me too many ideas...

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    1. Re:Drug running by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats it GreenCrackBaby. No more crack for you. We will be sending a slightly larger plane with a 'special' delivery just for you now you have gone and exposed our previously secret and ferret type cunning plan to the rest of the world.

      Best wishes

      Medellin Cartel

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    2. Re:Drug running by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you kidding? Why would they try to swallow little airplanes when little balloons are much easier?

      Sheesh! Some people.

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    3. Re:Drug running by Frymaster · · Score: 2, Funny
      drug runners? what about terrorists!

      apparently hamas has already used radio-controlled model planes to carry explosives and the british, for some time, were "concerned" that the ira could used model helicopters to deliver chemical weaponry.

      source is here

      really, somebody should call tom ridge and get him to stop these people from exporting this weapons technology to a foreign power!

    4. Re:Drug running by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what you're saying is that they need to be building unmanned submarines instead.

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    5. Re:Drug running by Gherald · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is why, by comparison, us nerds don't fare so well at clandestine activity.

    6. Re:Drug running by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I can't believe what nerds we are looking up money laundering in a dictionary."

      -Peter

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  3. In other news... by Valiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...my neighbor tried to make his toy remote control car across the street, only to be crushed by the UPS guy.

    So this is what a job market over-saturated with people with degrees and experience produces?

    Or maybe they were just tired of people laughing when they told people that they worked for NASA.

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  4. First launch? by sailor420 · · Score: 0, Funny

    The first launch? What are they planning on doing, supergluing back together the shattered pieces they find floating in the ocean after it crashes?

  5. I've got an idea! by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get in touch with the English Channel skydiver and set up a cross promotion: Skydiver Flies (and Flies Model Plane) Across Atlantic.

    Q. Which reminds me of an old joke: what do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic Ocean?

    A. About halfway.

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    1. Re:I've got an idea! by thebigmacd · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's that much more subtle if you reword it to say:

      Q. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

  6. Why NASA's efforts failed the first time around.. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 5, Funny

    They forgot to add in the additional weight of the coconuts.

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  7. Re:No need for GPS by javiercero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, what onboard sensors would be those, intuition and luck?

  8. This is excellent practice... by vudufixit · · Score: 3, Funny

    The engineering experience gained from this endeavor will only help humans create better autonomous craft for Earthbound and space-based uses. Glad they're doing this, and I wish them luck, although if they see any German guys with ladders in their backyard, get the ol' shotgun ready.

  9. Spruce Moose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I set get in.... CLICK

  10. Thanks for the links by CracktownHts · · Score: 5, Funny
    (from Newfoundland to Ireland). Their plan, using GPS, onboard controllers, and a gallon of gas, would have been the first to cross the Atlantic under FAI rules. They didn't have much luck last year, but now they're at it again. The first launch should be tonight."

    You know you're reading Slashdot when "GPS" and "FAI" are assumed to require less background info than "Newfoundland".

    1. Re:Thanks for the links by OECD · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know you're reading Slashdot when "GPS" and "FAI" are assumed to require less background info than "Newfoundland".

      Or, oddly, Ireland. Funny, "Luap Nanreffeh" doesn't sound Irish...

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  11. I can see it now. by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the news today a nearly blind and deaf man was arrested for terrorist acts after his home built guided missile traveled the atlantic and started a fire at a shoreside housing complex, a terrorized elderly couple lost 16 cats in the fierce blaze.

  12. The Spirit of Butts Farm? by Sialagogue · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The airplane(s) we launch this month will be called 'The Spirit of Butts Farm' - Check back later to learn why."

    Sounds to me like a blatant ploy for sponsorship dollars from RIM. . .

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  13. I can picture it now... by Valiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    After they make the flight and decide to sell the plane:

    "So, you boyus used to work for NASA, huh?"

    "Yep."

    "Well I dont really know if this is the kind of plane I'm looking for. You say it get's 3,000 miles per gallon?

    "About that."

    "I'm really in the market for something that gets more like 4,000 miles to the gallon. Plus it looks real used, what with all the bird crap and scratches on it. I'll give ya 50 bucks."

    "But we made a world record with this!!"

    "Yeah but the paint is chipped. 60 bucks is my final offer."

    "Fine, we'll take it. There's oour retirement!"

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  14. The NASA version... by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Oh, wait, 11 *pounds*? Damn, we did all our calculations for an 11 *kilo* plane!" (sound of a spash)

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  15. Model? by useosx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else think this article was talking about seriously underweight fashion model consuming the Atlantic ocean?

  16. Guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    What you forget to mention is that 98% of all animals used in food consumption and product testing have been tried and convicted in a court of law of capital crimes. 8 out of every 10 murders in this country are committed by cows, sheep, bunnies, rats, chickens and their ilk.

    Eating/testing is the safest way of dealing with these menaces to society.

  17. Re:Wouldn't it be better... by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where did they give an exact date?
    The first launch should be tonight.

    mmhmm?

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  18. And at the finish line.... by SoVi3t · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some poor Irish guy is gonna be standing on the beach all alone, get nailed in the head with a model plane, and get REALLY confused.

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  19. Re:Why NASA's efforts failed the first time around by jmoriarty · · Score: 4, Funny

    They forgot to add in the additional weight of the coconuts.

    The problem wasn't that they forgot. The problem was that one engineer used Metric Coconuts and another engineer used British Standard Coconuts.

  20. Re:Wouldn't it be better... by los+furtive · · Score: 4, Funny

    newfoundland also has the fame of being the birthplace of wireless communication, as the worlds first wireless transmission across the atlantic was recieved on signal hill back in 1901, so maybe that was another reason as well.

    And I'm sure that the fact that it's also about closest point between North America and Europe without getting your feet wet has absolutely nothing to do with it.

    But thanks for the trivia. Now quit your lollygaging ;-)

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  21. He's already confused.... by simetra · · Score: 2, Funny

    if he's standing on the beach instead of sitting in a bar.

    Thanks, I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress.

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  22. Testing by DerangedYeti · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did they fire frozen chickens at it to make sure it would survive a bird hit?

  23. Re:UK-centric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I demand that this "petrol" you speak of be referred to as "benzin" as it is in the proper German you insensitive clod.

    Please mod parent down to troll... sigh

  24. 11-Pound Model Plane Vs. The Atlantic, Again by ReciprocityProject · · Score: 2, Funny
    11-Pound Model Plane: Behold, Atlantic, I will cover you with my excelent gas mileage and whirly propeller.

    Atlantic: You dare challenge me again, little 11-Pound Model Plane? Your whirly propeller is no match for my spinning hurricanes of doom.

    11-Pound Model Plane: My light weight allows me to cross great distances! You shall not stop me!

    Atlantic: WTF? I'm the freaking Atlantic Ocean. Come here you little punk ass 11-Pound Model - wha?

    Gecko: Excuse me. Did you know you can save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to Geiko?

    Atlantic: Impressive, green one!