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Cleaning Your Mice Wheels?

frink_exp asks: "Cleaning mouse balls (and the rollers they contact) has been the source of many a pun and the subject of countless junk e-mail messages. As more optical mice replace their mechanical kin, such hygiene is becoming unnecessary. However, the mouse wheel is nearly as common as the mouse itself and human hands are grubby, sweaty, oily appendages. Invariably, a nice coating of gunk envelops the wheel. Sometimes it's just unsightly, but at it's worst, it'll sap the rubber wheel of all its grip making it difficult to scroll. Cleaning the wheel can be awkward as it tends to spin and unlike mouse balls, it doesn't just pop out (rehashing of the balls joke intended). The best method I've found is scraping sideways, parallel to the wheel's axis of rotation, slowly working my way around the whole wheel. This is tedious and annoying. Is this a common affliction? What is a better, easier way to clean the mouse wheel? Solvents? A wheel brush? Fire?"

89 comments

  1. Sorry, man by augros · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, it is not a comnon problem. You are just a very very dirty man. Please do not "ask slashdot" about your hygiene problems again.

    1. Re:Sorry, man by itwerx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, it is not a comnon problem. You are just a very very dirty man. Please do not "ask slashdot" about your hygiene problems again.

      I know the parent got modded as a troll and it could have been worded a little more kindly, but geez, it's true! As a consultant I've had thousands of client companies some with thousands of users and right now I'm working for an ~200 user company and I've never seen a dirty mouse wheel unless it was in an environment that was already pretty grubby (e.g. machine-shop).
      So yeah, hand-washing or a new mouse, they're cheap!

    2. Re:Sorry, man by anubi · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I have to agree with you 100%. If I were given this problem, I would just buy mice by the case.

      Here's the justification... In quantity, I can get pretty good optical mice for less than $10/each.

      If I buy a cases of them at a time, I get identical mice.. i.e. I do not need to change any setups when I changeout mice.

      Time is money. If these mice are getting dirty because people are busy doing something grimey and don't practice good computer hygiene, look how much you are paying the guy to stop what he's doing and try to pamper the mouse. There is no way on God's Green Earth I am going to face some machinist and demand he wash before he uses the machine. I consider it MY job to find the proper equipment so he can do HIS job. The way I see it, I derive my pay from the end customer, who is most likely buying the product the machinist made, not me! I support the machinist - it should not be beholden on him to support me.

      This reminds me when I was a brand spanking new engineer on my first job at Chevron Oil Company. I designed a nifty little circuit tester for the mechanics to verify tank gauge readings with. They had it one day. At the end of the day, they brought me back my tester. In a bag. There were not many parts still connected to another anymore. They never got a chance to use it. It did not survive the trip to the job site in the back of the pickup truck, in the toolbox with all the other oilman tools, over rough terrain, to the job site. It taught me a damm good lesson. The next tester I sent to them had a lot better mechanical design - this one would take a ride in a pickup truck bed along with wrenches so heavy I could barely lift ( much less use ). And take submersion in mud, oil, or whatever, and take well to cleaning by being held under a venting steam trap.

      Not in my wildest imaginations as a College student did I realize what the men in the field went through, and how they had to improvise using what they had on hand right then to get the job done. Anyone could do it, given infinite time, and catalog in hand, but an experienced mechanic would do things just right in ways I never would have considered. Just one day in the field with those guys gave me a whole different outlook on my relationship with what the company did. I consider them the most hardworking, intelligent, and no-bullshit folks I have ever had the pleasure of working with.

      If you can't design the mice so they take well to the job, just plan on replacing them. About the last thing you want to do is mess up the people who are making the products that are sold to provide for your paycheck.

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    3. Re:Sorry, man by ClippyHater · · Score: 1

      Not quite true, as anyone with a cat can tell you. I swear to God, years after that cat begins pining for the fjords, I'll still get cat hair on my clothes!

    4. Re:Sorry, man by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

      I have got to agree with you 100%. I worked for a company that designed medical equipment for use in the field (ie... cardiac monitors).

      When I started riding on the ambulance vollenteer, I noticed that these things were throw around, tossed on the ground, used to support body weight... All things they were never designed to do. In the field they use what they have available to them at the time.

      If it's not designed for the job, plan on replacing them often.

      Anubi - Great thinking process about who should be supporting who.

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  2. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wash your fucking hands before you use the mouse if you have a problem like this.

  3. Quick and easy by Momomoto · · Score: 1

    Before I switched over to optical mice, I used denatured alcohol (purchased at any pharmacy) and those foam swabs that electricians use to, well, clean things.

    Once you crack the thing open there'll be a lot of crud caked on the rollers, but it usually comes off quite readily once you swab it with alcohol. If you want to be thorough, wear latex gloves and be sure to clean the ball off, too.

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    1. Re:Quick and easy by pascalb3 · · Score: 1

      Great solution! Except the OP asks about cleaning scroll wheels, not mice balls. Of course, this method may be good if you want to take your mouse apart and attack the mechanical scrollers directly.

  4. Open It Up by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most mice (especially optical mice) only have a couple of screws on the bottom. Open it up and pop the little wheel out, then wash and dry it. If you hate the clickiness that the wheel has (as I do), or the weight that Logitech inserts into their optical mice (as I do), now would be a good time to remove them. Be sure to keep all the little parts handy.

    1. Re:Open It Up by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

      That's how I do it. Usually it's just a build up of dirt from your fingers, and I believe most if not all mouse wheels are non-stick. You'll get that new mouse feel out of the mouse too once you do that.

    2. Re:Open It Up by neitzsche · · Score: 1


      Hint: one of the screws on Logitech mice is usually covered by a label. Peel the label back to get at that last screw.

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  5. Always wash your hands before use. by Spudley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is this a common affliction?

    Go wash your hands immediately, you naughty naughty boy. *smack* How many times must I tell you not to handle your balls with dirty hands?

    Um, yea. Same goes for the scroll wheel, too. :-D

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  6. I have the same problems. by titaniam · · Score: 1

    Use an exacto knife, scrape the rollers, hope the junk falls out. I do this pretty regularly, and when I tell others about it, they lament on all the mice they've replaced over the years. Usually they can be saved quite easily. When I switched to an optical mouse, problem solved, except that the accuracy sucked and I couldn't use it on my glass table. Oh well, gotta get back to scraping my mouse. Thanks for the reminder, and editors: what were you thinking?

  7. Here's a tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put the Doritos down. Either use your other hand for eating, or wipe it off before you need to scroll. I know this seems like a pain in a heated game of Quake or whatever, but it's the price you pay. Maybe you can get a feed bag and just strap it to your face.

  8. Just take it apart by earthdark · · Score: 4, Informative

    Flip the mouse over, locate the screw(s), unscrew them, and gently take the covering off.

    There's a spring pushing the wheel up, so take a moment to figure out how the wheel is lodged onto the spring and plastic parts before taking the actual wheel out.

    Scrape the dirt off the wheel or wash it or whatever you like and pop it back in. Put the cover back on, the screws, and voila, clean mouse wheel.

    Of course, if you have an optical mouse, you might want to unplug it or turn off the computer before looking for the screws on the mouse bottom...

    1. Re:Just take it apart by Laur · · Score: 1
      Of course, if you have an optical mouse, you might want to unplug it or turn off the computer before looking for the screws on the mouse bottom...

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  9. Electronic cleaner/degreaser... by itwerx · · Score: 1

    ...and blast away!
    Just make sure it's the stuff that evaporates 100% or the problem will be worse.

  10. Watch out for old mice. by Piquan · · Score: 3, Informative

    The x-acto that many people described is fine for modern mice. (I prefer to hold the knife at just shy of a right angle to the of the roller, and the blade at a right angle to the roller surface, and scrape along the length of the roller. Do this with the blade at a right angle or slightly tilted BACKWARDS; never cut into the roller!)

    But look out for some of the older steel mice, such as on the Xerox Alto or earlier Symbolics Lispms. Those can be seriously damaged by x-actos. From Peter Payne's FAQ:

    Q: My mouse is getting arthritis, can I do anything about it? (translation: your mouse has problems)

    A: That's a piece of cake. If you have an original metal and comutator mouse, keep it, it is a work of art. My advice for all such tasks is (a) take your time (do it when you don't feel flustered or impatient) and (b) make sure your glasses are clean and the place that you are working has a really bright light - it helps enormously if you can see really clearly. Power down the machine, unscrew the bottom of your mouse, use common sense to remove fluff - and don't go jamming sharp metal things in there (if you do, there'll be tears before bedtime). I suggest that you also give your mouse mat a vigorous brushing too.

  11. Re:Not wheel, rollers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude, he specifically mentioned that he's using an optical mouse == no rollers.

  12. HERE - DO THIS! by Asprin · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Take a strong paper towel and get it moist with 90+% isopropyl rubbing alcohol. Remove the ball and use your finger wrapped up inside the paper towel to rub the wheels, as you say, parallel to axis. It'll all come off in a jif.... gif.... whatever.

    90% isopropyl is about as close to solvents as you want to get around PC parts. It'll remove any crud you got in there, and it won't damage the parts any..... probably.

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    1. Re:HERE - DO THIS! by frodocoita · · Score: 1

      The Glenlivet, as experiment has confirmed, will only harm your mouse, however.

  13. Damn you! by fok · · Score: 1

    Ive never thoght of it until you mention it! now I ll have to clean my mouse...

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  14. Well, I *used* to have the same problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not very long ago at all, I had this habit of smoking a vegetative green substance as I would surf the web. Copious quantities, in fact... I would frequently tamp the substance in the pipe down with my forefinger as I smoked away (yes, I have a monstrous, largely fireproof callus on there from years of doing this.) This would lead to a black, sticky buildup on both my finger and the mousewheel. And probably the inside of my lungs...

    While I am certainly not proud of the aforementioned habit, that is not quite as nasty as having spooge or snot or filth build up on it due from lack of bathing or something. It was just ashes and a certain dark, tarry substance many of us are familiar with.

    My mouse wheel is made of rubber or something similar, so I very firmly held an alcohol-soaked cloth on one side of the mouse wheel, and got my girlfriend to turn the mousewheel by digging her freakishly long nails in the wheel and turning it for me. After a few rounds, it was fine.

    We all get older though, and I have left such habits behind me (mostly), so I find it is not a problem any more...

    1. Re:Well, I *used* to have the same problem... by decepty · · Score: 1, Funny

      Stick with smoking crack. No "tarry black gunk" to jam up the mouse wheel, and if the mouse wheel ever gets dirty for some other reason you can disassemble it, clean it, alphabetize the components, rebuild a carbeurator fom an old chevy, and reassemble the in a new "more interesting" fashion in under a minute... while twiching.

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  15. why? by peragrin · · Score: 1

    why bother cleaning it, for the price you spend on the booze buy another damn mouse. Also do not forget to get a pail of hand scrubs. Yes I said pail, contains 100 towels presoaxed in chemicals to give your hands a throurgh cleaning.

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  16. Get a Mouse Stick by trolman · · Score: 1

    There is a little stick in the middle of my keyboard and it works real good. I do keep a little cover on it for protection but am shure to change it when it gets too dirty or slippery. I affectionately refer to this as a 'mouse stick with condom' in non-techical conversation and this eliminates all the worry of having to talk about cleaning your balls in mixed company.

    1. Re:Get a Mouse Stick by inflexion · · Score: 1

      He's talking about BALLS, man, not STICKS!

  17. My solution by inflexion · · Score: 1

    I've had luck for 10+ years using rubbing alcohol and a q-tip.

  18. Wow a timely topic by Deanasc · · Score: 1
    I wish someone had asked this back in 1985 when my first Mac had this problem.

    scrape side to side

    And here I was buying new mice all this time.

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  19. Re:AAAAAAAAAH! by JCMay · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean....

    Worst... Ask Slashdot... EVAR!

    Anyway, to be on-topic... I agree with those that post about getting a new mouse.

    I've never had a problem with scroll wheels, although they still give us mechanical mice at work. I have to clean the rollers in it pretty regularly. Pencil eraser to scrub the stuff off, and then shake the gunk out...

  20. Solvents? A wheel brush? Fire? by fok · · Score: 1

    Set yer wheel on fire... what is left is dirt. There you go...

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  21. Easy Fix by BoneMarrow · · Score: 1

    Wipe your ass with the other hand!

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    1. Re:Easy Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See MSKB article Q455W1P3 for more information.

  22. Re:Welcome to the 21st Century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that helps his problems cleaning the scroll wheel how?

    Christ, it's bad enough that people can't read the article, and worse when they can't read the one-paragraph blurb that was submitted, but now we have people who don't even read the four-word title of the article??

  23. pun by QEDog · · Score: 1

    has been the source of many a pun
    Oh, puny puns...

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  24. Easy. by mbstone · · Score: 1

    >> How do I clean mouse rollers?

    The same way you clean the heads on your tape deck. Rubbing alcohol and Q-tips.

    1. Re:Easy. by unitron · · Score: 1

      Don't use rubbing alcohol to clean tape heads--too much water. Use de-natured instead.

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  25. Ive never had this problem. by mnmn · · Score: 4, Funny

    The mouse I have is a fluffy hamster type I got from the pet store. Its cage does tend to stink once in a while but a monthly cleaning fixes it. I also let it exercise in the plastic ball all over the house once a day at least.

    Make sure you feed it diversely and allow it a good level of exercise and it will retain a good coat and healthy other-body-parts. I'm really not sure of other suggestions here of popping the ball out and scrubbing with knives. I could never suggest that.

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  26. They're all lying. by FFFish · · Score: 2, Funny

    You stumbled on the solution yourself with your last suggested cure: fire. Simply dunk the mouse in cleaning fluid and ignite. The heat thins the hand-oils and forces them to the surface, where they burn off.

    Make sure you do it outdoors, though. You'd hate for the nitrogen fire containment system to go off.

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  27. Best thing ive found" by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    Plain old key off my keychain. The curved divots on it are perfect, and i dont need some special tool when at a users desk.

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  28. so dirty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wondered why this would even be asked on /. at first, but then i started looking at my mouse.... man, that scroll wheel is dirty... i feel dirty... must go shower!! must get clean!!

  29. You clean your mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're so cheap now that you can just buy a new one when the old one gets dirty.

  30. What kind of "wheel"? by spitzig · · Score: 1

    Do you mean what is usually called a "wheel"? The thing on top of the mouse? Or do you mean the "wheels" the mouse ball touches to make the mouse move onscreen?

    I use my fingernail and tweezers.

    1. Re:What kind of "wheel"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Optical mice with a wheel. what time of wheel do *you* think it is?

  31. Field Replaceable Mouse Balls Joke by chrestomanci · · Score: 4, Funny

    ESD Product service support subject: New Retain tip

    • Record number: H031944
    • Device: D/T8550
    • Model: M
    • Hit count: UHC00000
    • Success count: USC00000
    • Publication code: PC50
    • Tip key: 025
    • Date created: O89/02/14
    • Date last altered: A89/02/15
    • Owning B.U.: USA

    Abstract: Mouse balls now available as FRU (Field Replaceable Unit)

    Text:

    Mouse balls are now available as a FRU. If a mouse fails to operate, or should perform erratically, it may be in need of ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should be attempted by trained personnel only.

    Before ordering, determine type of mouse balls required by examining the underside of each mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ, depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method, and domestic balls replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive, however, excessive handling can resutlt in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

    It is recommended that each servicer have a pair of balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing thes necessary functional items

    • P/N33F8462--DOMESTIC MOUSE BALLS
    • P/N33F8461--FOREIGN MOUSE BALLS

    (Copy typed from the rec.hummor.funny archive. Typos are mine, the origonal posting was in all caps, which does not pas the Lameness filter)

  32. dip the entire mouse by confused+one · · Score: 1

    in a container of acetone over night. That'll clean it... Yeah, it'll be really clean then.

  33. Use a push button instead of a wheel? by Confessed+Geek · · Score: 1


    I'm afraid I don't have a solution for your cleaning problem, but I do have a suggestion for future purchases. There are a number of companies (logitech kensington ect) that are doing mice with a push/pull button instead of a wheel for scrolling - a sort of 2 directional nub. This will make the parts that get dirty more accessable.

    Though I havn't tried it (try at your own risk) you might even try coating the nub w/ some sort of non stick coating for easier cleaning. Clear nail polish? plastic fixative? Check your hardware store.

  34. Hmm... by TephX · · Score: 1

    In my experience, everyone calls those "nipples".

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  35. Much easier, and more thorough... by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

    Just take the mouse to bits. Then clean the parts individually and put it all back together - end of problem...

  36. Even the Opticals need some cleaning by haplo21112 · · Score: 1

    I have a logitech trackman Optical and find that I need to pop the ball out at least once a week to clean the little plastic balls that provide a mount for the speckle ball to ride on. The Ball will get sticky and not travel well. A quick cleaning of the contact balls and it rides well again.

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    1. Re:Even the Opticals need some cleaning by Tower · · Score: 1

      Once a week - yikes. I've had my Trackman Marble for over 6 years now and have only had to clean those mounts 3 or 4 times. Two of those 6 years were spent living in a dorm, where the doritos and microwave (mmmmm, hot ham and cheese sandwich) were within reach of my chair. I'm scared to think of what your hands must look like to get the ball that dirty. I suppose if you work in a machine shop, it might need more frequent cleaning, but I've never been too careful with mine (eating at the desk, checking email directly after playing sports, etc.) and it certainly doesn't build up that badly.

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    2. Re:Even the Opticals need some cleaning by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I have the Logitech Marble Mouse. That's the one with a ball in the middle and a button on either side. That's it. Simple and does everything i need it to do. However, I do find that I need to clean the Mounts quite often. Even though there is a whole in the bottom for dirt to slip out... Or maybe that is where the dirt gets in....

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  37. "The Field" by CharlieG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yep, designing "stuff" to work out in the field is hard.

    WAY back when, starting during the Summer between HS and college, and continuing through college, I worked building and putting up crane systems. You know, the kind that looks like a moving bridge that you see in movies all the time

    Man, that job was rough on men and equipment. The joke is, as rough as that job was, my next job required me to build stuff for the military. There is an expression - "Grunt Proof". The average "Grunt" is a heck of a lot smarter than folks give him credit for. It's just that he's living outdoors, has to lug around everything, is in a rough environment, and given a choice between carrying two tools that do one job each (perfectly), or one tool that does two jobs "well enough", that weighes 1/2 as much, he'll take the 1 tool, and some more ammo - as the ammo will keep him alive. Kinda makes it hard on your gear, as they will figure out how to break things that you never thought of

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    1. Re:"The Field" by anubi · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Somehow, I can't consider an engineering education complete without some experience in industry such as this. I still remember how I first felt insulted over having my box mangled - how I felt they should have realized it was a delicate instrument and how they should have treated it as such, then realizing later just how wrong I was for thinking that way. Realizing I had spent company resources and made useless crap.

      When I showed the remains of my tester to my supervisor, I remember him looking at it, then at me, and chuckling... and him telling me that that was strike one. Maybe I had better go to the machine shop and have one of those guys show me how its done at Chevron - you aren't in College anymore. I did. The next incarnation looked more like a tank than a piece of test equipment. The most expensive assembly in the whole thing was the case! I ended up using 50AMP switches to control milliamps. Not for current - but because of mechanical considerations. And the electronics were no longer designed for serviceability - they were now designed to last as long as possible in a very hostile environment. It was a lot cheaper to build another electronics package than to have one fail in use. So I ended up encapsulating the whole digitizer/display in a big lucite block ( like those paperweights you see stuff embedded in ) with four wires coming out of it. The case was a modified industrial explosion-proof housing, and the connectors were those huge oversized connectors used on welding rigs, with the connector holes going right through the case, so that in the event you dropped it in the muck below ( very probable ) you could pick it back up, hold it under the steam trap when it vented and blow the muck back off the device. And yes, you could plug a welding lead in it and use it as a test lead if you had to. The big 50 AMP switch turned the box on, off, or connected the input leads in such a manner as to charge its internal battery off the truck battery by "measuring" the truck battery. And it had very powerful magnets on the back to hold it to against the tank.

      About the steam trap: Because heavy oils get so viscous when cold, they keep the pipes hot by bundling them with steam pipes under a sheath of insulation. But in the process of keeping the oil hot, the steam condenses back to water. Steam traps are gravitically operated valves which detect a buildup of water in the line and periodically open and vent the water out. They are very common on piping around heavy-oil processing.

      We are talking about some really thick black sticky goo here - and lots of it. In the event of a problem, the goo may well be in places it shouldn't be. So, it was entirely likely that there be goo all over the place when trying to fix the problem. And its outside. And its cold. And its in the middle of the night. And its blowing rain. And forget papers, the wind's blowing rain around like all getout. And the mess is getting worse by the minute until you find and fix whatever broke.

      I remember well my day in the field - I came all prepared with drawings. And all my engineering goodies. The first thing that happened was a big gust of rainy wind sent my entire book of drawings across the tank farm with gusto. The book binding snapped apart on the first strike onto the ground, while the individual pages, now free, scattered within seconds, over several miles of muddy terrain. All the stuff which served me so nicely in the lab was gone within minutes.. I think the lead pencil was all that really survived. It was me against the elements now. It seemed only nature could design anything to survive against this. If you didn't wear heavy protective clothing, you were soon so cold you could not feel a thing. If you did, you were so cumbersome that there was no way you were going to adjust any little knob or find the hole to plug the lead into, or not break the lead even if you did succeed in getting it in the little hole.

      Ever try to hold anything with big heavy greasy gl

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    2. Re:"The Field" by Piquan · · Score: 1

      Mister, that is a damn fine story. Thanks for sharing.

    3. Re:"The Field" by monk_e_monk · · Score: 0

      what does that have to do with the frickin mouse wheel? doesnt seem like anybodys answered this mans ? yet

  38. Replace it. by Guspaz · · Score: 1, Informative

    The answer is, of course, replace your obsolete ball-mouse with an optical mouse. Opticals are so cheap now, anybody can afford them. I believe somebody up above said they could get them for 10$ US? I've never seen them that cheap, but I have seen them for 25$ canadian.

    Back in the day when I had a ball-mouse, I used to just pop open the bottom compartment, remove the ball, and scrape the rollers with my fingernail while slowly rotating the roller. I'd do that for all 3 rollers. If the ball was dirty, I'd wash it with tap water and let it dry.

    But seriously man! Get an optical! No excuses!

    1. Re:Replace it. by satterth · · Score: 1

      you are not supposed to drink the bong water

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  39. Dishwasher. by simetra · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just put it in the dishwasher with your dishes, wash, allow to dry.

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    1. Re:Dishwasher. by zerOnIne · · Score: 1

      how is this funny? it works great. Also try running it through a de-ionized water bath, if you've got one handy. really, just allow the sucker to dry out when you're done.

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  40. Parallel? by bahamat · · Score: 1

    Here's a novel idea. Try rubbing perpindicular. Rubbing parallel will only spin the wheel. Perpindicular (ie, at a right angle to) will keep the roller steady while you scrape the cruft away.

    The Ask Slashdot pool must be running really low these days for something as stupid as this to be posted.

    1. Re:Parallel? by Tower · · Score: 1

      Actually, he said "parallel to the wheel's axis of rotation" which is perpendicular to the surface. The axis of rotation is not the directon of rotation - think about the Earth - the axis of rotation is N-S.

      >The Ask Slashdot pool must be running really low these days for something as stupid as this to be posted.

      That, however, I agree with...

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  41. grubby environments by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 1

    One of the dirtiest machines I ever saw was a POS terminal at a tire store. When you install a few dozen tires every day, the rubber dust particles get EVERYWHERE.

    When I picked the machine up and set it on the counter, the whole thing was pitch black, except for 2 nice, clean hand prints :)

    1. Re:grubby environments by t0qer · · Score: 1

      As long as we're on the subject of grubby enviroments...

      I had to do a cable run at mothers cookies in Oakland a few years back. It ran from the main business office, to the baking warehouse.

      Now if you've never been inside an industrial assembly line bakery before, it's mind blowing stuff. They dump 50 gallon oil drums of butter/flour/sugar into mixers bigger than a U-Haul Van. Imagine ovens that are 10 feet wide, a football field long, with a conveyer belt running through it.

      Well it's while the dough travels through the ovens is what cause me grief this paticular day.

      Heat makes things rise, convection currents. Some of the grease, water, and other stuff trapped inside the gooey cookie dough would become vaporized, then float to the steel girders above my head.

      This is where the cable had to be run...

      I was up there in the girders, conveyer belts of cookies whizzing past my head. Occasionally I'd reach out and grab one (mmm soft and chewy, not like it had been in a box for months) I looked at the beam I would be doing this cable run on. For some reason it was black and fuzzy looking. I decided to put my finger on the girder to see why it was fuzzy and black.

      My finger went in!!! Not a whole lot mind you, but at least a 16th of an inch! I started scraping the dust/grease mixture off the girder now and stopped when I had gotten a gob about the size of a stick of butter.

      Well, I was an admin, not a cable runner, "wtf was my boss trying to make me do?" I said to myself. I called him, told him what was up and asked him if he wanted to see my "Mothers Butter" for himself.

      He didn't want to see the butter. So in the end we called the guy that we always sent our cable run business too. He ran it, not sure what his secret was but if I knew that I would have run it myself.

  42. Morons.... by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    I can't believe how many people in this thread can't read. the guy is talking about the WHEEL, not the mechanical ball mice.

    My home mouse doesn't have a problem with the wheel, but at work, many different people use a machine in a week, and I've seen wheels that no longer can be turned. I haven't done it, but I'm sure soaking it in alcohol and scrubbing it with a brush would fix the problem.

    Another solution: clean your hands, filthy pig. 6 hours of Quake 3 makes some nasty grim coe out of your hands. Wash them, and keep some alcohol gel in a squirt bottle by your computer.

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  43. Mouse crud removal by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 0

    I use a piece of tape twisted into a probe, sticky side out, the crude/lint inside the mouse ball opening, sticks to the tape. I feel this is safer than a blade of any sort, and it seems all corporate PC users always have a tape dispenser on their desks.

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  44. Interval? by phorm · · Score: 1

    A good question would be "how often" to clean these things too, although that probably depends on the user. I still think that the grossest devices are those used by smokers (icky yellow coating on keyboard/mouse) - we get these at work and I prefer to replace rather that have to handle them.

    Mice are pretty easy to clean though, the exacto solution mentioned above works well. Keyboard can be more of a pain. If you're the type who sometimes *gasp* snacks at the keyboard especially (little crumbs between keys). I've heard that dumping it in soapy water shouldn't be a problem, so long as you give it a good drying interval afterwards (electronics don't mind water so much as water+electricity). A dishwasher will do ya good as well, as long as you don't put anything on high-heat so that plastic/sensitive components get damaged (again, decent drying interval afterwards)
    This would probably work well for ball-mice too, at least for general cleaning, but probably not for optical as you don't want any soap coating the IR sensor???

    With the invention of all these funky robots etc etc, you'd think somebody could come up with a useful mouse-cleaning tool? I'm kill for these at work... perhaps something where I could send all my dirty ugly mice down a conveyer on have them come out sparkling clean.

    1. Re:Interval? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      my ibm model M can be put in a dishwasher on low heat. =D

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  45. Mouse balls?! by dacarr · · Score: 1

    I have cats, you insensitive clods!

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  46. Two products that I swear by.... by stuckatwork · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...are PhoneKleen found here, which are grem killing wipes, and are great for getting the black gunk of the keyboard and mouse exterior,

    ...and CaiKleen found here a rubber cleaner that restores that stickyness to rubber.

    When I had to do desktop support, I always carried these with me.

  47. Here's what I like to do: by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    First I lock the doors and unplug the phones so no one will bother me.

    Once I get comfortable I pull out my mouse cleaning toolkit that contains cleansers, brushes, scrapers, and discombobulaters that I've acquired over the years for this specific task. I typically spend about an hour sanitizing and boiling these tools before I begin operation: clean the mouse. Thanks to optical mice, I have cut this procedure down by about 3 hours, although I still reserve about 9 hours to do this properly.

    With all the tools cleaned and laid out in alphabetical order, I dismantle the mouse using very precise screwdrivers. I place each part I disassemble into custom built trays to keep everything in order.

    Each piece is carefully scrubbed, about 45 minutes spent on each tray. When it is clean to the naked eye, I load all the trays in my car and drive to a lab nearby and have them examined under an electron microscope. Once they pass inspection, I bring them back to my house and in my dust free work room, I carefully reassemble the mouse.

    After a couple hours and a few thousand dollars in cleaning fluids, brushes, and lab fees, I have a near factory fresh mouse.

    Regretfully, I haven't been able to do this in a little while because I'm in the middle cleaning my car and this is taking a little longer than I expected.

    1. Re:Here's what I like to do: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yours is the best post yet to this stupid thread. It was worth wasting my time to get to it.

    2. Re:Here's what I like to do: by windex82 · · Score: 1

      Why the hell wasnt this +5 funny?

  48. Anyone else ever had this problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got a rather old mouse. (circa 1994)
    And it's just recently stopped working,
    and the reason is that the ball has become
    too small! Just from wear over the years,
    I guess.

    It now only works when the mouse travels
    down or to the right. When the mouse is
    traveling up or to the left, the ball
    looses contact with the rollers. It
    strikes me as a rather odd way for a
    mouse to fail.

  49. Mouse cleaning device !!!!! by acomj · · Score: 1

    I'm posting this late, but I have a mouse cleaning device from the nice accounting folks at delote & touch.. It looks like a short sqaute cylinder. On end has velcro on it. You remove the mouseball insert the velcro end where the ball was and twist back and forth. Works like a charm. A little too well as mine was at work and has disapeared.

  50. Public Service Announcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to be thorough, wear latex gloves and be sure to clean the ball off, too.

    Remember: Always practice safe scrolling.

  51. Amazing by Nels · · Score: 1

    The very idea of a mouse wheel becoming dirty as a common problem shocks me, for a very simple reason.
    I treat my peripherals like crap, because keyboards are cheap and plentiful, and my 1st gen logitech optical mouse has a 5-year warranty for another year and a half or so. In this 3.5 year period, I've gone through 3 or 4 keyboards due to spilling drinks and random gunk into them. I do wash my hands when I go to the bathroom, but beyond that I'm pretty unhygienic with regards to computer stuff.
    If this problem is common, then it is common for people to keep a scroll mouse for more than 3 years and spill drinks all over it and never wash their hands. Given how anal some (really lame) people are about their computer peripherals, I'm sure this is not common at all excepting in the environments mentioned by some individuals (auto mechanic shacks, etc.). These things are indeed cheap as was mentioned and one might just buy more. But given how much wear and tear these mice must be getting wherever you are, why not buy them with a nice warranty from logitech instead? It would almost certainly save you tons of cash, and your workers would have better mice in the meantime since you wouldn't be paying for replacement costs. Sounds like a plan to me....

  52. An actual idea by Mike556 · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a technican at a university I often find peripherals in various states of soiledness. All jokes posted in these replies aside, this is a very simple matter to deal with.

    I usually use isopropyl alcohol and cotton swabs to clean off dirty peripherals. This not only cleans the equipment very well, but gives the room an aroma that suggests you might be doing something important.

    Rotating the swab while running it perpendicular to the mouse wheel seems to work best. Get a different swab often, however, or you'll just wind up depositing more gunk back on the wheel.

    Hope this helps!

    ~Mike

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  53. Problem with that... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Most optical mice i've had have one or two if not all the screws underneath the pads (nylon, teflon?). They pry off easy enuf and stick back on ok, but they dont stay put too well after this. Having one of these pads come off and not knowing where the hell it went is a lot more detrimental to your mousing(verbing words weirds language) than a dirty scroll wheel.

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  54. Nope by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    CLIT mouse, Cute LIttle Thumb mouse. ;)

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  55. methinks... by siskbc · · Score: 1

    ...you missed the point. Use shit designed not to go to crap in its use environment. Since environments change, tools should too. This even includes mice.

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  56. What I really want to know is keyboard cleaning... by WoTG · · Score: 1

    This mouse wheel question seems to have obvious answers to me. If it's corporate, just buy a new mouse - time is money. For home use, really, how often does one clean their mouse WHEEL?!

    Now keyboards, I'd like to know how to clean quickly. Especially laptop keyboards...those are pretty inconvenient to replace at work and at home.

  57. Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said "wheel", not "ball".

    A new low for Ask Slashdot... people who don't even read the title OR question before replying!