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Power Outages Strike East Coast

fordp writes "CNN, CNBC and others are reporting that major power outages are happening just after 4:00PM EDT in New York, New Jersey, Detroit, Ottawa and Toronto, Toledo." There are reports of a Con Edison transformer on fire on 14th Street in NYC, and lots of people stuck in trains and elevators. CNN is reporting that it is, according to power officials, most likely not related to terrorism, because you know you were wondering. The Niagra Mohawk power grid is overloaded, which feeds electricity throughout the northeast U.S. and into Canada. Update: 08/14 21:06 GMT by P : The mayor said there was no fire, that it was black smoke brought on by an automatic shutdown because of the power grid failure.

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  1. On the other hand... by caferace · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..You don't have to worry as much about port 135 being open.

    1. Re:On the other hand... by airrage · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh my gawd the sky is falling. Find that hottie and do her in the stairwell (pun intended). Tell you boss to f#$&-off. Piss on your computer. Hump the water-cooler. Punch all the buttons on the elevator.

      The end is here. God bless you all.

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    2. Re:On the other hand... by Jaeger · · Score: 5, Funny

      We all know that this works -- just use sshnuke to exploit ssh1 vunerabilities, set the password to "zion", and then you can shut down power nodes 20 to 40.

      Or was that just a movie?

    3. Re:On the other hand... by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, all I have to worry about is my house getting looted when the sun goes down. Well, not really. The 2nd Amendment was made for times like this.

    4. Re:On the other hand... by Snoopy77 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, all I have to worry about is my house getting looted when the sun goes down. Well, not really. The 2nd Amendment was made for times like this.

      Don't worry, the airports are closed so the British can't come and invade your home.

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    5. Re:On the other hand... by lewp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why are you so worried? You seem to be more afraid of each other, then other things!

      That's because we're a bunch of bad motherfuckers.

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  2. Power? by Muttonhead · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I had power I could First Post.

  3. And California? by zifty · · Score: 5, Funny

    And in other breaking news, a great chorus of laughter could be heard clear across the country, apparently originating from California.

    1. Re:And California? by tgrigsby · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any thoughts on which governor will get recalled for this? Or will they decided that it was somehow caused by the Blaster worm infecting the computer systems of the power companies and go after M$ for producing laughable "security" into all versions of Windows.

      And yeah, you can bet Davis is jumping up and down, pointing towards the east and yelling, "SEE? SEE? I TOLD YOU IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE!!"

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    2. Re:And California? by Lord+Prox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, (snicker) I know.... (hehehe) It is sooo hard (hahaha) to keep it (chortle) IN!

      MUHAHAHAHAHOHOHEHEHEHE

      How do ya like, all ya damn east-coasters. And for our encore, we are going to export earthquakes too!

    3. Re:And California? by greenskyx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually it was the Amish laughing... don't you read fark? see this article

    4. Re:And California? by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course the difference is that in New York, they power will eventually come back on.

    5. Re:And California? by nucal · · Score: 4, Funny
      Okay, can anyone tell me exactly what an "illeagle immagrant" is?

      I think that they are some sort of migratory waterfowl ...

  4. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by Megaslow · · Score: 5, Funny

    And we all know that black smoke streaming out of electrical equipment is perfectly normal.

  5. Looks like California.... by irn_bru · · Score: 5, Funny

    finally got that extra long extension cable rigged up....

  6. Re:Blaster by cbdavis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet it is running on linux and the OS license
    was revoked by SCO.

  7. You know your a geek... by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know your a geek when your reading Slashdot during a power cut. :-D

  8. Tell the whole story please by in7ane · · Score: 5, Funny

    He also said that there was no grid overload, it was just being shut down for regular maintenance.

  9. Re:Manhattan by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I'm dialed in through Verizon (wow. good network, right?) on a laptop, through a PBX with a battery backup. "

    Do you suffer from anxiety attacks when you do not read/post to Slashdot for more than a day?

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  10. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
    It just release some black smoke

    That's the problem. They let the magic smoke out.

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  11. Whoops... sorry... by doc_traig · · Score: 5, Funny


    I always wondered what that wall switch was for and today I finally turned it off. My bad. After dinner I'll go turn it back on.

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  12. Re:Manhattan by Mark+Gordon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You didn't get a UPS for your fish?

  13. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by Aadain2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as it was only black smoke and not the "magic" smoke that makes all electrical and electronic devices work they should be just fine :)

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  14. Aieee! by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Funny
    My uptime! Argh s4a37@#89@(#*

    NO CARRIER

  15. Re:Manhattan by Horsey+Fiddler · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm in California right now, near San Francisco. All power is on across Silicon Valley. Traffic lights are functioning normally, and the BART can't hold "hundreds of thousands" of people like the NYC subway system apparently can. I'm connected through an ethernet cable to the wall on a laptop, with the power adapter plugged in.

    My tropical fish also live on electricity, but they are thankfully in no danger. Regardless, I'm going to freak out like everyone else.

  16. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    And will it send out white smoke when power is restored, like the election of a new pope?

    ps: checked out diaperdevil - very cool! As a father of 3 kids under 18 months, I think I'm going to have to place an order...

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  17. Re:Central Boston not affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I'm in Cambridge and our power is f

    +++NO CARRIER+++

  18. It happened at 4:11 by SpryGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't anyone notice the time the blackout happened? 4:11pm! That's 4-11! OH MY GOD! THE TERRORISTS WANT INFORMATION!

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  19. officals are looking... by r00tarded · · Score: 5, Funny

    for a terrorist who goes by the name 'Trinity'.

  20. Re:First Question. Is it terrorism? by Xerithane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the NYSE has tons of backup generators. A friend of mine just sent an email from the floor, and she reports that at least the AC and computers are working.

    We know you are lying. Slashdotters don't know any girls.

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  21. UPS advice by plover · · Score: 4, Funny
    If your UPS reports power loss status via USB, make sure your USB hub is plugged into the UPS, too.

    That was a great demo: "Hey, watch it shut itself down when I pull out the plug!"

    ???

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    John
  22. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by jjeffries · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a higher-octane version of the magic smoke found in computer components. When something bad happens and the magic smoke leaks out, you're screwed. There must be a lot in a transformer--probably enough to fill at least 57,000 Pentium 4's. I'd hate to get the bill for that much replacement magic smoke! Maybe they can get a bunch of old 386's and siphon out and recycle their smoke... hey I deserve a patent on that idea!

  23. If the past is any indicator by jhines · · Score: 5, Funny

    there will be a baby boom next june.

    Have fun folks

  24. Re:WHAT IF THIS IS ANOTHER TERRORIST ATTACK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh please, won't somebody think about the children!

    Blah.

  25. There is a building... by MrChris007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    inside this building there is a level where no elevator can go and no stair can reach. This level is filled with doors. These doors lead to many places, hidden places, but one door is special. One door leads to the source...etc... Now that the power is out we have only five minutes to find the door on that floor.

  26. Re:Central Boston not affected by ZoneGray · · Score: 4, Funny

    If downtown Boston is operating normally, then something's DEFINITELY wrong.

  27. Re:Central Boston not affected by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apart from the ongoing Curse, of course. ;)

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  28. Re:Con Edison transformer NOT on fire by taustin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know people in the business. They tell me that black smoke is not a documented feature of automated shutdowns.

    In other words, the Mayor is shoveling bullshit.

  29. Secret plot.... by temojen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's all turn on our lights at 4:13pm.... shh... don't tell anyone

    </tinfoilHat>
  30. Re:Manhattan by elmegil · · Score: 5, Funny
    With no power, my poor tropical fish have less than a few hours to live,

    Get a straw and BLOW FOR THEIR LIVES, MAN!

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  31. Re:Central Boston not affected by realdpk · · Score: 4, Funny

    FWIW, Seattle is OK, unaffected.

    Just trying to help.

  32. Where there's smoke.... by carlos_benj · · Score: 4, Funny

    The mayor said there was no fire, that it was black smoke brought on by an automatic shutdown because of the power grid failure.

    Actually the smoke was from the Mayor's handlers trying to spin the fire story so as not to cause panic.....

    I think it would have been better for the Mayor's minister of dis-information to have done this on television with a flaming transformer in the background.

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  33. Re:Slashdotted already by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Niagara Mohawk Website(link) Supposedly the electric company that started it all."

    Great...now we've done it. We Slashdotted the East Coast power grid. We're gonna get modded down BIG TIME for this.

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  34. Re:Damage control by Violet+Null · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hot damn! You're right! And, to think, the chance of any given date being within a month of September 11th is a whopping 1 out of 6!

    That's the same chance you have of rolling a '1' on a single six-sided die!

    Wow! Mind boggling improbable!

  35. Looting by Spamhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can somebody pick me up a TiVo when the looting begins? I'll pay for shipping.

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  36. Re:Central Boston not affected by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Funny
    FWIW, Seattle is OK, unaffected.

    I just got reports from Rio de Janeiro, Paris and Casablanca and they are all unaffected. Baghdad is still out but that seems to be an independent cause.

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  37. Re:Manhattan by Gavin+Scott · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm dialed in through Verizon (wow. good network, right?) on a laptop, through a PBX with a battery backup.

    With no power, my poor tropical fish have less than a few hours to live

    Let's see... Decisions, decisions. Fish or Shashdot..., fish or Slashdot... Hmmm.

    Hey! the toilet will still flush without power. Slashdot it is!

  38. IRC Livenews about the Power Failures by PFAK · · Score: 4, Funny

    We have the livenews for the power outages back on (just like we did with all the other top stories, like the "War on Terrorism") and 9/11. It's the CNN feed.

    It's available on: irc.striked.org #livenews

    Top headlines: "Microsoft knocks out east coast power grid to prevent DDoS attack on windowsupdate.com"

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  39. And the Iraqi Information Minister says: by kylef · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let the Zionist infidels bask in their illusion, but I triple guarantee you: there are absolutely NO power problems at all in the Five Boroughs.

    I am not scared, and neither should you be! We will defeat the enemy spreading such rumors and use their own shoes to butcher them!

    Real Iraqi Information Minister Quotes
  40. Shutdown -r black_smoke by carcosa30 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every normal shutdown procedure should come complete with billowing clouds of black oily smoke.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

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