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EvilXenu writes "What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex? Be sure to don your peril-sensitive glass before visiting. Graphical descriptions abound, such as: 'This is one of the few practical positions in which turretal stimulation of the rear sensor array can be comfortably attempted for any length of time without both of you having to disengage your leg stirrups.'"
I, for one, look forward to welcoming our new erotic Imperial war machine overlords.
"Hey baby, wanna check out my light saber?" And then I pulled out my fully functional light saber, and she left.
Will this be a Star Wars Galaxies expanision pack?
Begin, this porn war has.
Now the site is almost unresponsive
Improper lubrication Error.
Disengage procreator in ODN Conduit u01.
Inject 10W40 into port.
If this error repeats, reboot libido and try again.
What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?
This guy has been dreaming of those erectile light-sabers a little too much.
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
This type of story is exactly the sort of thing that fuels geek sterotypes as people with no social life who can't get laid.
Perhaps because it is the type of project that can only be tried by people with no social life who can't get laid.
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You, Me...and an AT-AT Walker... ...
Hey, Baby...don't be like that. No-one will ever know you got freaky with a robeast of the four-legged persuasion.
Uh...what are you doing with that tow cable and thermite grenade?
What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?
Linux and sex. Duh.
The coolest voice ever.
This is of no practical use to slashdotters.
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My brain just made this popping noise when I tried to figure out who the audience for this could possibly be...
Christ, I think I let the smoke out. Thanks a lot, Slashdot....
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
I am fully prepared to certify this site as the "Dumbest Thing on the Internet." Officially. Lord knows we've seen a lot, haven't we, brothers and sisters, lo these past few years? AmIhot/annoying, dancing baby, Mahir, Star Wars Kid, that Peter Pan Guy. But here on this day August 16th, 2003, I think we can say this is easily the most egregious waste of bandwidth ever.
I feel dimished for having clicked it, but somehow renewed and newly energized for having survived the experience.
It's all sunshine and lollypops from here on out, kids.
-- Spudnuts
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
This site reminds me of Furnitureporn.com
I think that the sex that was in Star Wars scarred enough of us as is. You had Luke and Leia getting it on in the first movie. Then comes the revelation that they were brother and sister. Han Solo and Chewbacca are evidently a pair of 'nature's bachelors,' having found pleasure together on their space boat (which makes them sailors too). Really, the least objectionable scene of sexuality in the entire first series is when Leia is raped by a huge green tentacle monster named Jaba the Hutt. I think that there was a 4-8 breasted exotic dancer in one of the movies, but I might be mixed up on that. On the other hand, it would fit in nicely with Lucas' stagnant adolescent sexuality.
I could go on and describe the awkward sex in the new series, but that would involve watching that shit.
Proof to gentle society that it NEEDS to keep us employed. This was just a warning shot of those with "free" time. :-)
STEP AWAY FROM THE EWOK!
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What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?
Women and Sex?
Forget "Who's your daddy?!"
The time for "Who's your father?! has come.
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A scam in which all people involved perceive as beneficial...
People like this make me realize how lucky I am to have a life.
Thanks guys!
I submit a story about avoiding future blackouts and it gets rejected in favor of this tripe? Jesus.
I hate sigs.
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
All employees must wash hands before seeking equitable relief.
Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
Grooming the Wookie
Making the Kessel Run
Polishing Vader's Helmet
Evacuating Tatooine
Unsheathing the Meatsaber
Releasing the Special Edition
Jumping to Delight Speed
Communicating with Red Leader One
Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
Tinkering With the R2 Unit
Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
Test Firing the Death Star
Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.