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Scout Walker Kama Sutra

Posted by michael on from the viewer-discretion-advised dept.

EvilXenu writes "What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex? Be sure to don your peril-sensitive glass before visiting. Graphical descriptions abound, such as: 'This is one of the few practical positions in which turretal stimulation of the rear sensor array can be comfortably attempted for any length of time without both of you having to disengage your leg stirrups.'"

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  1. Welcome ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, look forward to welcoming our new erotic Imperial war machine overlords.

  2. And I said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hey baby, wanna check out my light saber?" And then I pulled out my fully functional light saber, and she left.

  3. Question by BAPenguin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will this be a Star Wars Galaxies expanision pack?

  4. Yoda says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Begin, this porn war has.

  5. Re:argh. slashdotted by Lord+Custos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now the site is almost unresponsive
    Improper lubrication Error.
    Disengage procreator in ODN Conduit u01.
    Inject 10W40 into port.
    If this error repeats, reboot libido and try again.

  6. Oh, baby... by Lord+Custos · · Score: 5, Funny

    You, Me...and an AT-AT Walker... ...
    Hey, Baby...don't be like that. No-one will ever know you got freaky with a robeast of the four-legged persuasion.
    Uh...what are you doing with that tow cable and thermite grenade?

  7. To be fair by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?

    Linux and sex. Duh.

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    1. Re:To be fair by SaDan · · Score: 5, Funny
      What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?

      Linux and sex. Duh.


      I'd have said a woman and sex. But maybe I'm the freak around here...
    2. Re:To be fair by Carrion+Creeper · · Score: 5, Funny

      What two things go better together than Star Wars and sex?

      Linux and sex. Duh.

      not if you have all of your ports properly blocked off

  8. But as we all know... by rasafras · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is of no practical use to slashdotters.

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  9. Ow by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 5, Funny

    My brain just made this popping noise when I tried to figure out who the audience for this could possibly be...

    Christ, I think I let the smoke out. Thanks a lot, Slashdot....

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  10. Dumbest Thing on the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am fully prepared to certify this site as the "Dumbest Thing on the Internet." Officially. Lord knows we've seen a lot, haven't we, brothers and sisters, lo these past few years? AmIhot/annoying, dancing baby, Mahir, Star Wars Kid, that Peter Pan Guy. But here on this day August 16th, 2003, I think we can say this is easily the most egregious waste of bandwidth ever.

    I feel dimished for having clicked it, but somehow renewed and newly energized for having survived the experience.

    It's all sunshine and lollypops from here on out, kids.

    -- Spudnuts

  11. Full empoyment... by Bartlet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Proof to gentle society that it NEEDS to keep us employed. This was just a warning shot of those with "free" time. :-)

  12. Let me get this straight. by Raven42rac · · Score: 5, Funny

    I submit a story about avoiding future blackouts and it gets rejected in favor of this tripe? Jesus.

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  13. And she said... by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

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