The last of the Apple-based OSX machines?
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neiffer
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Although I could never afford one of these machines (I'll admit it, I'd pick one up if I had a wad of cash), it might be worth picking up since I think it will be the last in an era. The next generation of Apple computers will run Intel or AMD 64 bit processors with the Linux-based OSX.
Re:The last of the Apple-based OSX machines?
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neiffer
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OSX is Linux based, in case you haven't updated since 7.4.1.
Re:The last of the Apple-based OSX machines?
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neiffer
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OKAY...I'll admit it. OSX is the best. How dare I question. Enjoy your 5% market share.
Very true, but the Apple Zealots, and they are fanatics, are worng once again. It is an underpowered, barely upgradeable piece of Apple dung. What would an Apple user do when confronted by a multi-button mouse? Hopefully kill themselves from utter inability to grasp the concept. Apple ceased to be news of any kind right after the Lisa came out!
Liars
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Anonymous Coward
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Apple claim the new machines are the "fastest personal computer". They are liars.
Re:ObWhines
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Anonymous Coward
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I don't care if Quicktime is open source, free software, or dictated to a trained monkey by God himself and compiled in secret.
I seriously hope that you'll end up losing your money to these bloodsucking companies and come to realize how wrong ("torturing babies"-class wrong) supporting proprietary closed software actually is.
FUCK YOU! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO KEEP THE OTHER PEOPLE AS SERFS TO MICROSOFT!
Re:2 things keeping market share down
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Anonymous Coward
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I am about to start my 5th year of college.
Imagine how many computers you could have if you just graduated on time!
Emachines
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Anonymous Coward
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I just got a 2.4 Ghz Emachine with 256MB of RAM, CDRW, and an 80GB hard drive for $450. Your turn Apple.
Apple
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Anonymous Coward
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Actually, my roommate last year got a G4 and I must admit that it was a beautiful machine. I was impressed, and I'm sure that the G5 is even better.
However, the manner in which his buying an Apple (he previously used PCs) turned him into a self-righteous dickhead was not at all impressive. Yet another Apple zealot to deal with.
And anyway, I'm a little suspicious of anything that Steve Jobs tells me to lick.
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I'm thinking of starting a video arcade called "My Girlfriend's Place" so when I say I'm at My Girlfriend's Place I won't by lying anymore.
Re:Not the fastest anymore
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the_2nd_coming
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it was measuring the speed of compiled software....the speed of a compiler!!!
... and for the record, anyone who has run OS X would know better than to say "login to a text console".
Cause, like... there isn't one.
-- The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
How is this flamebait?
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slash-tard
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And the post after it which basically says the same thing is +5 funny?
Dear Father O'Day:
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Anonymous Coward
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Dear Father O'Day: Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman Vice-president Homosexual Liaison Services Apple Computer, Inc.
23243
Dear Father O'Day:
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Anonymous Coward
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Dear Father O'Day: Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman Vice-president Homosexual Liaison Services Apple Computer, Inc.
3900
Dear Father O'Day:
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: -1, Flamebait
Dear Father O'Day: Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman Vice-president Homosexual Liaison Services Apple Computer, Inc.
4238
Dear Father O'Day:
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: -1, Flamebait
Dear Father O'Day: Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman Vice-president Homosexual Liaison Services Apple Computer, Inc.
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Let the holy war begin.
All hail the LEADER!!!!!
"He who laughs last, didn't get the joke."-Cap
but I have no money :(
Although I could never afford one of these machines (I'll admit it, I'd pick one up if I had a wad of cash), it might be worth picking up since I think it will be the last in an era. The next generation of Apple computers will run Intel or AMD 64 bit processors with the Linux-based OSX.
Like it matters. Nobody really reads them.
I like to think of it as the complete opposite of playboy.
The OS is from the BSD/Darwin folks. The chip is from IBM. Um, so what is it that Apple actually designs or produces anymore?
... that anyone could buy a computer with half the speed of a current pc.
Very true, but the Apple Zealots, and they are fanatics, are worng once again. It is an underpowered, barely upgradeable piece of Apple dung. What would an Apple user do when confronted by a multi-button mouse? Hopefully kill themselves from utter inability to grasp the concept. Apple ceased to be news of any kind right after the Lisa came out!
And their kludge of an "OS".
Apple claim the new machines are the "fastest personal computer". They are liars.
I seriously hope that you'll end up losing your money to these bloodsucking companies and come to realize how wrong ("torturing babies"-class wrong) supporting proprietary closed software actually is.
FUCK YOU! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO KEEP THE OTHER PEOPLE AS SERFS TO MICROSOFT!
I am about to start my 5th year of college.
Imagine how many computers you could have if you just graduated on time!
I just got a 2.4 Ghz Emachine with 256MB of RAM, CDRW, and an 80GB hard drive for $450. Your turn Apple.
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=c&c=msft&k=c1&t=my&s= aapl&a=v&p=s&l=on&z=m&q=l
Money talks.. apple walks.. and it doesn't do things most people want computers to do.. that's why only 2% of the world use these overpriced artsie impractical pieces of art
An apple that can run at the speed of a P4!
Actually, my roommate last year got a G4 and I must admit that it was a beautiful machine. I was impressed, and I'm sure that the G5 is even better.
However, the manner in which his buying an Apple (he previously used PCs) turned him into a self-righteous dickhead was not at all impressive. Yet another Apple zealot to deal with.
And anyway, I'm a little suspicious of anything that Steve Jobs tells me to lick.
_________________________________________________
I'm thinking of starting a video arcade called "My Girlfriend's Place" so when I say I'm at My Girlfriend's Place I won't by lying anymore.
it was measuring the speed of compiled software....the speed of a compiler!!!
are you that dumb?
I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
Build me a PC box with the level of componants in an Apple rig ..
Apparently, your whiz-bang Apple machine doesn't even come with a fucking spell-check program.
That, or it's too hard for you to use, which discounts the popular "Macs, they're so easy to use, no wonder they're #3" myth.
The theory of relativity doesn't work right in Arkansas.
Cause, like... there isn't one.
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
And the post after it which basically says the same thing is +5 funny?
Dear Father O'Day:
Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to
revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to
recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes
together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed
set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.
23243
Dear Father O'Day:
Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to
revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to
recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes
together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed
set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.
3900
Dear Father O'Day:
Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to
revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to
recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes
together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed
set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.
4238
Dear Father O'Day:
Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to
revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.
I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to
recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes
together" indeed!).
Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed
set comes with translucent cock rings!
Sincerely,
Harry Rodman
Vice-president
Homosexual Liaison Services
Apple Computer, Inc.
10456