Slashdot Mirror


Linux Guru Alan Cox Takes A Year Off

An anonymous reader writes "Linux guru Alan Cox is taking a year off from RedHat and kernel development to get his MBA. For years, Alan Cox has maintained the extremely stable 2.2 Linux kernel, and more or less been Linux creator Linus Torvalds' right hand man. Now it sounds like the 2.2 kernel is up for grabs to someone who is 'good at refusing patches and being ignored'..."

36 of 403 comments (clear)

  1. I'm good at being ignored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    and I've been lobbying for the position for quite some time now, but so far no replies.

    hmmm....

  2. Whew, they changed the story... by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before, the story read that he was taking a year off to get his MBNA. Sheesh, I get at least two offers a month from those bohos for instant credit. :)

  3. MBA? by tinrobot · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does a Linux kernel coding god need with an MBA?

    1. Re:MBA? by cerberusss · · Score: 5, Funny
      What does a Linux kernel coding god need with an MBA?
      Because MBA'ers get all the girls.
      --
      8 of 13 people found this answer helpful. Did you?
    2. Re:MBA? by Mournblade · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, the SCO suit is going to result in Linux being declared illegal, so he'll need a new career.

    3. Re:MBA? by mnmn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apart from being 'funny', honestly why would Alan Cox need any degree or certification? He can go to any Linux development company and put his resume on the table:

      Alan Cox.

      Unless the HR manager is a college assistant who has Bonzi Buddy installed on her Windows laptop, Alan will get hired. I suppose some larger companies have policies to honor degrees at all levels of the management and Senior Cox is getting ambitious. In that case it kinda gets sad to see him planning to manage rather than code.

      --
      "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
    4. Re:MBA? by ralphus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is it totally crazy to think that he just might *want* one?

      --
      Revolutions are never about freedom or justice. They're about who's going to be top dog. -- Kilgore Trout
    5. Re:MBA? by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because learning is fun and you can't learn everything you want to know by coding alone.

      And he might want to teach.

      --
      When someone might yell at me, it has to be OpenBSD.
    6. Re:MBA? by mikeee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And if he wants to start a business, or be upper management, a (good, not diploma mill) MBA will be a big win.

    7. Re:MBA? by stilwebm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apart from being 'funny', honestly why would Alan Cox need any degree or certification? He can go to any Linux development company and put his resume on the table:

      Unlike the world of MCSEs and A+ certifications, you don't go and "get" a degree. You earn a degree by learning important skills. He is not going to school just to get a piece of paper. In the case of an MBA, he will learn important management skills that take many years of real-world experience to learn. In business school, that take 1 to 2 years to master many of the skills.

      Perhaps he wants to start a business? He is a great coder, good at managing source code trees, but an MBA will teach him about managing a business. Alan obviously isn't just trying to improve his resume, he's trying to improve himself.

    8. Re:MBA? by gallir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because "the security of getting hired at any time" doesn't always mean your goals, wishes and desire for learning new things are already fulfilled.

      --
      sgis ddo ekil t'nod i
    9. Re:MBA? by killmenow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have ~ 15 years of technical experience and I would love an MBA. Why? So I could have a better idea what goes on in the mind of the CEO. I just don't get the thinking a lot of times.

      The education provided in the MBA path is (to me) no more than a window into the vagaries of the management mind. A scary thought, indeed...but who doesn't wonder the "whys" of management?

    10. Re:MBA? by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Informative

      Degree != real-world experience. I've got both, as I'm sure do many on slashdot. The two are symbiotic, not the same.

      A good MBA programme won't take you without experience. Typical students have worked for 3 to 8 years before applying to B-school.

    11. Re:MBA? by Nexx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Excuse me? Learning how to effectively manage a corporation, and more importantly, learning how a corporate brain thinks is useless? I'm failing to see how the MBA will be useless to anyone with visions of starting a company, which is what went through my head when I first saw the /. article.

    12. Re:MBA? by SirGeek · · Score: 4, Funny
      Because MBA'ers get all the girls.

      You mean NBA'ers get all the girls (even the underage ones).

    13. Re:MBA? by Epi-man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I was trying to decide whether to return to school for my graduate degrees, a professor told me a saying I found most profound, "knowledge is a form of wealth that can not be stolen from you." Perhaps Alan wishes to enrich himself, no?

  4. Re:Naww!!! by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Informative

    He just got scared off by SCO!!

    The 2.2 kernel, which he maintains, is the one that SCO claims is free of supposed IP infringements. It is the 2.4 and later kernels which SCO claims were written mostly by SCO. (Millions of lines vs. a total of 4.4 million lines.)

    --

    I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
  5. the truth! by borgdows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Liars!

    The Truth is that Alan Cox has resigned from Linux development since he's not able to pay us the required development license (69,900$) we were asking to him. He preferred giving up instead of being sued to death as he deserves.

    Cheers,

    -- Darl MacBride

    1. Re:the truth! by Felinoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      That may be the plan....

      Linux thrives on it's coders not it's users.
      (However a good chunk of it's users are coders and realisticly the users are head hunters for more coders)

      Yester it was:
      Hi I'm Timmy age 6 I made a rocket out of used toilet paper rolls.
      (An impressive feat. The reason kids projects are inferoer to adult projects is available resources.)

      Today it's :
      Hi I'm mike age 3 I fixed 37 bugs in the Linux kernel increased speed 7 times and created a feature critical to making the next generation computers possable.

      Tomarow it's:
      Hi I'm Steve age 2 I've learnned to steal becouse there is less chance of me going to jail for shoplifting than be sued by someone clamming they own the code I wrote.
      (I was going to correct my grammer but I remembered that Steve is 2... I'll be dammed if a 2 year old has better grammer than I do.
      A 5 year old yes.. but not a 2 year old)

      --
      I don't actually exist.
  6. Summer job? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Summer job at SCO, reviewing code?

  7. Re:Explain to me.. by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the 2.2 kernel is basicly unchanging, but that does not mean that bugs don't get found from time to time. So he is incharge of the folks who fix those, as well as updates to drivers etc.

    Good Luck with your MBA Alan! I went back to finish my BA at 28 and it was not easy to do in some ways, but it was really worth it.

    --
    Erlang Developer and podcaster
  8. Re:Naww!!! by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's today. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  9. Taking Over by njvic · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Now it sounds like the 2.2 kernel is up for grabs to someone who is 'good at refusing patches and being ignored'...

    OK here's the chance for a question I've always had to be answered.

    What is the process involved in getting someone to take over 2.2 kernel and who has the final say in who is selected? I have always been curious about the more politcal side of GNU/Linux and your answers would be much appreciated.

    Cheers!
    1. Re:Taking Over by Error27 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The easy part of the question is that Linus has final say.

      It's more tricky to say who will take over. Probably a kernel developer who uses 2.2 at work. Quite a few companies still use 2.2 but most kernel developers prefer to use 2.6 or 2.4. Maintaining an older kernel is boring...

  10. Alan Cox is going to the NBA?? by jetkust · · Score: 4, Funny

    What team is he playing for?

  11. Suggestion by TrailerTrash · · Score: 5, Funny

    I nominate Darl McBride. He has an intimate knowledge of the Linux kernel, intellectual property issues, and has a relationship with the Linux developer community.

  12. What timing. by digrieze · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The timing on this is incredible. The most stable kernal we've got that isn't under the SCO shadow is now effectively frozen, thereby preventing any potential code polution. Cox may have just provided the instant way out if SCO wins. I wonder if this is accidental or sheer genious?

    Good luck Alan with the MBA, maybe you'll get paid what you're worth (finally).

    --
    It doesn't matter what you wrap your emotions around, Reality is a brick wall specifically designed to scramble eggs
  13. Re:stupid question by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only if you use a Windows 9x version. Linux has superior SMP support.

  14. Papers? by Garion911 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens when one of his professors asks for an electronic copy in Word format?

    --
    Slashdot is like Playboy: I read it for the articles
  15. Re:a year to get an MBA? by Talthane · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, you're thinking of the wrong country. In the UK, it takes 3-4 years for a degree; 1 year for a Masters (MBA); and then the doctorates can yawn on as long as a decade, if you can come up with cunning enough proposals for funding. About the only similarity with the American system is the names, really - and the dry personalities that result from 20-odd years in academia when some folk emerge blinking into the world. :-)

    --
    "This is why men never share their feelings; because women always remember." -Just Shoot Me.
  16. Re:The $699 question... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative
    I would assume that he's going go back to the University of Wales, Swansea since that's where he got his first degree, and he still lives in Swansea.

    Oh, and we do get quite a few geeks applying here already for a chance to meet Alan. Most of them have seen the credit to the Swansea University Computer Society in the Linux kernel boot messages.

    --
    I am TheRaven on Soylent News
  17. Re:MBA?? AMERICA CENTRIC AGAIN!!! by oni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Again I must tell you that you are AMERICA CENTRIC

    It amuses me that the very first hit on google from the query "What is an MBA" just happens to be a web site in New Zealand

    Here it is: The New Zealand MBA Association

    Clearly, MBA is not an America-centric term. I suspect your definition of America Centric is "anything I haven't heard of" though.

  18. Re:Naww!!! by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even numberd kernels behave as you would expect Linux to behave. Odd numbered kernels behave as you would expect Windows to behave.

    --

    I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
  19. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But Word actually is the most useful document exchange format today...

    No, Word is the worst possible exchange format. It is proprietary to one corporation, it is a vector for script-based viruses, the tools that read it (other than Microsoft's products) cannot do so reliabily and predictably, and much of the world's population cannot and should not be expected to afford the MS Office software.

    Given, also, the recent revival of awareness about hidden information exchanged in Word documents, Word is not only a terrible format in principle, but it is a threat to privacy and security in a most fundamental way.

    So, Anonymous Astroturfer, you should go back to your cube and rethink your strategy for spreading lies into the public consciousness.

    For basic exhange of information, the best formats are plain text (for text, obviously) or PDF (for type-set documents). Other formats are just asking for trouble.

  20. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now this sounds pretty well-rehearsed.

    That's because it is true.

    When will people start realizing that there are free tools to handle Word format...

    Where are they? Are they 100% compatible with Microsoft's undocumented, proprietary, and volatile document format? It is impossible for these tools to live up to their promises when there is a 100% likelihood their reverse-engineering efforts came up short.

    Word is the format of choice even in the free-software-world

    Only when Microsoft releases a 100% complete and comprehensible document explaining every aspect of the Word formats (yes there are more than one). Given that it is not in their financial interest to do so, I can guarantee that Word will basically never become the format of choice outside of the Microsoft micro-universe.

    The most likely outcome is that one of the emerging XML formats, such as that for OpenOffice.org, will become the de-facto standard for editable document exchange. By then, I hope that Microsoft will be little more than a niche figment of their former selves (not unlike SCO, soon).

  21. Re:I know this is supposed to be funny by pmz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless you can think of another file format that copes with tables, images, headers, footers, embedded documents, version control and all the other things that most of us use on a regular basis.

    Perhaps the Docbook editor being added to OpenOffice.org will provide some relief. HTML isn't totally out of question, either (except that Word screws up HTML, too). And, once OpenOffice.org picks up more steam, its own plain-text XML file format should be widely understood, too.

    Non-trivial documents should be done in LaTeX or Docbook, anyway, because they are much more robust and capable than Word. Word is really only appropriate for memos or reports, at most. Textbooks and standards documents done in Word are pretty sad.