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Infrared Telescope Lifts Off

An anonymous reader writes "On its Delta 2 Heavy-Lift vehicle, the Space Infrared Telescope (SIRTF) successfully launched to its solar orbit at 1:35 AM (EDT). As a result of the expansion of the Universe, most of the optical and ultraviolet radiation emitted from stars, galaxies, and quasars since the beginning of time now lies in the infrared. How and when the first objects in the Universe formed will be learned in large part from this observatory's infrared observations."

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  1. Oh no! by briancollins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now they can catch me speeding from outer space!

    1. Re:Oh no! by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1, Funny

      Naw, but they CAN change your TV channel!

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    2. Re:Oh no! by j0e_average · · Score: 2, Funny

      What started out as scientific research of the cosmos will be taken over by the Dept. of Homeland Security. It seems all those people with grow-lights pose a significant threat to national security!

  2. Picture by rf0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I the only one who thinks that the SIRTF looks a bit like a high-end coffee machine?

    Rus

    1. Re:Picture by macrom · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, but I am wondering where the 'F' came from.

      On its Delta 2 Heavy-Lift vehicle, the Space Infrared Telescope (SIRTF)

      Bob : So, uh, whaddya think we should call this thing. I mean, it's just a Huge Infrared Telescope.
      Jim : That's brilliant! HIRT! Haha! Everyone will laugh at our clever naming scheme.
      Bob : Yeah, but the heads of the program will never go for it. How about SIRT? Space Infrared Telescope?
      Jim : Hmm, don't you think 4 letters in an aerospace acronym is soooo cliche? Can't we make it 5 letters or something?
      Bob : Sure, let's just add an 'F' to it. Pronounce it "sir tiff".
      Jim : Even more brilliant, Bob! I have been looking for something to do my PhD thesis on...maybe I could spend 3 years researching the science behind the formation of aerospace vehicle acronmys...

      Or maybe I could just RTFA and find out for my self...

    2. Re:Picture by Talez · · Score: 2, Funny

      His nickname? Ray?

  3. Re:Infrared, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    > So, this means it will be able to see through those bikinis, eh?

    First you'd have to spot one among the heavens. Aren't you being a tad optimistic?

  4. Re:The electromagnetic spectrum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From your link:


    The electromagnetic spectrum includes gamma rays, X-rays, ultraviolet, visible, infrared, microwaves, and radio waves. The only difference between these different types of radiation is their wavelength or frequency.


    Dumbass....

  5. Re:Digital Cameras in freezers on rockets. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 3, Funny

    They will soon be needing LONG exposure times.

    As long as they can point accuratly, it shouldn't be a problem.

    Things in space inevitably drift a little, but the beauty of digital cameras is that you don't have to do the exposure all at once. You could pause, re-aim the telescope then begin again.

  6. Re:Digital Cameras in freezers on rockets. by los+furtive · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks for all the responses! You've shed a lot of light, on heat.

    :-)

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  7. Re:Technology by Coelacanth · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...I'm happy to say that code is all Java based...

    Oh, so THAT'S why it's shaped like a giant coffee maker.

  8. Last of the Great Observatories by Walrus99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the CNN.com article:
    SIRTF's detectors are incredibly sensitive. If you could put a common household television remote control in deep space SIRTF could detect it at a distance of 25,000 miles.

    Considering that taxpayers put up 1.9 billion for the observatory, do you think they could use it to find the remote cotrol that I lost in my living room?

  9. Re:60 years by Niles_Stonne · · Score: 2, Funny

    SIRTF will be following the Earth around the sun, kind of like a faithful puppy dog," astronomer Michael Werner said.

    We'll be fine as long as it doesn't try to hump the Earth's leg!

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  10. Re:Digital Cameras in freezers on rockets. by calyxa · · Score: 3, Funny

    reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend many years ago that we still laugh about...

    him: if you had an infinitely small aperature, you could take pictures with infinite depth of field!

    me: but you'd have to take an infinitely long exposure...

    him: not if you had infinitely fast film!

    -calyxa

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