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Rodents of Unusual Size
lowy writes "The New York Times has a story (free registration, blah, blah) reporting that paleontologists are claiming they have a nearly complete skeleton of a 1500-pound distant relative of the guinea pig. Would Westley and Buttercup have made it through the Fire Swamp if the R.O.U.S's were this big?"
Nothing better than guinea pig sausages before going out on the daily hunt.
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Would Westley and Buttercup have made it through the Fire Swamp if the R.O.U.S's were this big?
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Of course, I don't think they really exist.
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Ha ha! I just watched that movie and then heard the story on NPR, and didn't make the connection.
They said that the legs of the huge creature were built like the legs of other rodents - designed for burrowing, and not for running. They said that usually animals have one of two escape mechanisms - either burrow (like mice), or run (like most big creatures). They thought this guy would be evolutionary challenged because there aren't many holes big enough for a 6-foot rat to escape into. (lame richard gere jokes aside)
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The US Olympic commitee has ordered Nebraska Wesleyan University to stop using the name Rat Olympics in their annual behavioral learning rat competition because it infringes on their name. Seems to me that name olympics far preceeds even this countries founding. The USOC has gone too far yet again.
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speaking of rodents, did you know that rabbits aren't rodents? I learned that just this summer. I always thought they were, but it turns out that their in their own Pika family, completely unrelated to rodents, although clearly quite similar. It's funny how two disparate species can evolve into almost the same animal,
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Rodents of unusual size
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..to the UK's Independent:
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If you don't like registration, just search news.google.com with appropriate keywords, and Voila! Horse-sized Rodents!
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Um, now I'm sure I'm going to get shouted down for this, but Guinea pigs aren't rodents, they are cavies, and closely related to Pachyderms, like Hippos and Elephants, in fact they are more closely related to horses than to mice.
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I heard "rodents of unusual size" and immeiately thought "Food of the Gods".
The movie that taught us:
Big rodents, no problem.
Big wasp, run!
There was a documentary done in the 70's about this. See here.
Ok, not *technically* a documentary, but a pretty good (yet cheesy) movie.
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I saw and ate them when I was in Venezuela. Driving around we went to a steak house. Our ordering of a big steak was met with despise from the waiter. Oh yes, it was Good Friday and, Venezuela being a very Catholic country, they didn't want to serve meat.
Capybara was ok, however. They consider it to be a fish since it lives in swamps.
I didn't like it too much though; the meat is rather tasteless and fibery.
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I don't think they exist.
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I had seen that article, and loved the movie, but never made the connection. "I wish I had said that."
I mean, we've got a couple of large-size rodents:
Darl McBride
Cary Sherman
They're at least 5'8" apiece, right?
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Would Westley and Buttercup have made it through the Fire Swamp if the R.O.U.S's were this big?
INCONCEIVABLE!!!
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I'm a 180 lbs distant relative of a guinea pig.
There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
Thing you learn from Sam & Max...
I, for one, welcome our new guinea pig overlords.
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I heard they already have rats that are bigger than normal near the old Chernobyl Nuclear power plant in Russia. They are no where near the size as the ones in the article, but they are a little bigger than the neighboring rats due to Nuclear contamination. Is this where we are heading if there ever is a nuclear war?
700Kg rats?
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This wombat will take that guinea pig any day.
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These critters are destroying docks and wharves down in the bayou country. They're big, nasty and... tasty! Interesting that Harry Harrison's Stainless Steel Rat books feature a certain "Professor Coypu."
Dear Sirs,
A female acquaintance recently complained about "rats." She thinks rats are disgusting and scary, even though many rats are actually very smart, clean, and friendly. I pointed out that the word "rat" carries a lot of social baggage and we should really just dispose of it.
So, to properly portray the new, friendlier, image of rats, please cease referring to them by that outmoded designation; the term "rat" shall instead be exclusively reserved for plague-ridden, snarling, sewer vermin the size of beagles -- but not "rats" in general.
Thus, in order to further a progressive understanding of this kind and benevolent species, these smart, Disney-esque critters shall henceforth be referred to as "squeakles."
See, who couldn't just adore a little pet squeakle? They're better than tribbles, and aren't even born pregant (although it can seem that way if you happen to keep a chick squeakle and dude squeakle in the same cage).
Remember the catchy new motto: "Rats are disease infested filth-streaming sewer vermin, but squeakles are like tribbles only they aren't born pregnant even if it may seem that way under some limited circumstances."
Thank you. I already feel we've made the world a happier place.
Sincerely,
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