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Drooling Over VA Tech's 1100-Node G5 Cluster

Mr. Slurpee writes "Virginia Tech's 1100-node dual 2 GHz Apple G5 Terascale Cluster is getting racked up and ready to roar. If you're a penniless geek like me, at least there's some tech pr0n for us to drool over. There's 1100 of them ... think they could part with one?" Update: 09/22 02:55 GMT by T : Matt submits a link to this full mirror of the photos, writing "The page owner's comment on the original mirror being taken down due to bandwidth? 'Bring it on!'"

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  1. think massive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf clu...oh, wait.

    1. Re:think massive by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they were Microsoft, not Apple boxes, would the correct term be a [beowulf] "cluster fuck"?

    2. Re:think massive by lastninja · · Score: 5, Funny

      They should have bought 237 more G5s, that would have been so 1337.

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  2. 1100 reality distortion field generators by jtnishi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh God.

    Imagining each one of those came with just a little bit of Steve Job's Reality Distortion Field, someone from NASA might want to head over there and make sure that some kind of tear in space/time doesn't occur right there. With that many G5s, we don't know what level of destruction could happen.

  3. Re:space.. by entartete · · Score: 4, Funny

    the full sized cases will provide greater resistance to all the spoooge that will be sprayed over them by spontaneous orgasms of the hordes of apple fans comeing to worship before the mother of all apples.

  4. Re:Interesting... A Light Just Clicked On... by entartete · · Score: 5, Funny

    we got the dual processor g5 we ordered in at the university I work at and have had it for a while. I guess apple is really pushing to make the institutional customers happy. and if a university gets a g5 dozens of students can play with it and drool over it and become filled with g5 lust while if one regular customer gets one they'll just hide in their room mumbling about 'my preciousssss' and fondling it and that's not very good advertising and is sorta creepy.

  5. Video cards... by stevens · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope they were able to run these without video cards. I can't imagine 1100 brand-new sweet ATI video cards sitting idle for years...

  6. Re:Where is mine? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think you answered your own question: they've got 1100 ... one of those was yours.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  7. Re:Why G5s? by McAddress · · Score: 5, Funny

    Truly amazing, how many of you ever thought you would live ling enough to see Apple win a contract based on price?

  8. Re:HAHAHAHAH MOD PARENT UP! by entartete · · Score: 3, Funny

    talk to VA tech, i'm pretty certain they'll have 1099 of them to spare right about now.

  9. Tshirts given to Terascale Volunteers by Kirby-meister · · Score: 5, Funny
    I volunteered time to help get some G5's ready for this baby, and I think my favorite moment was getting the tshirt all volunteers received:

    It is quite the fashion statement :)

    (Excuse the blurriness and poor lighting - crappy cam and crappy dorm lighting)

    1. Re:Tshirts given to Terascale Volunteers by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Funny

      I volunteered time to help get some G5's ready for this baby, and I think my favorite moment was getting the tshirt all volunteers received:

      "Someone shelled out the cash for 1100 G5's and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" :-)

  10. Re:Where is mine? by Have+Blue · · Score: 4, Funny

    Second picture, bottom row, three in from the left.

  11. Re:space.. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 3, Funny
    the full sized cases will provide greater resistance to all the spoooge...

    Yeah, except for the fact that the front is covered in a mesh of holes, with fans sucking air through them. Maybe that's why you can see clear plastic hanging down in some of the photos.

  12. I love it by FredFnord · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funniest thing I've seen all day.

    And I'm a Mac guy, too. I wouldn't mind wandering through that room for a while myself... though I probably would keep my pants on.

    -fred

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  13. Re:Why G5s? by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah man I don't understand the big deal with G5s for this kind of application. I'm sitting here in front of my 1100-unit dual-G5 cluster at my freelance gig trying to copy a 17M file from one folder to another and it's taking over 20 nanoseconds. My Cray at home would be done with this already, and even my beowulf cluster of TRS-80s wouldn't take this long....

  14. Look out, Cavaliers by Decaffeinated+Jedi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Between the on-campus nuclear reactor and the supercomputer cluster, I'd keep an eye out if I were Tech's cross-state rival, University of Virginia. I'd say the Hokies are just one diabolical dean away from becoming an evil university bent on world domination. And five bucks says they start in Charlottesville.

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