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RIAA Sues the Wrong Person

Cildar writes "In the 'oops' category, the RIAA was forced to withdraw its suit against a 66 year old computer neophyte (read Apple User for god's sake) when they discovered she thought 'Kazaa' was a magician playing at local kids' birthday parties. The story is as reported in the Boston Globe." Update: 09/24 15:19 GMT by T : Note, the magician crack is a joke ;)

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  1. BWAHAHAHAH! by SoTuA · · Score: 5, Funny

    Serves them right, those RIAA bastards. They weren't counting on our secret weapon - the clueless user!

    1. Re:BWAHAHAHAH! by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Please note, however, that we will continue our review of the issues you raised and we reserve the right to refile the complaint against Mrs. Ward if and when circumstances warrant," Colin J. Zick, the Foley Hoag lawyer, wrote to Beeler.

      Don't underestimate their secret weapon, complete ignorance and total fucking arrogance. And of course their not-so-secret weapon, fat wads of cash.

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  2. But theyre still gonna keep an eye on her. by instanto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I bet the RIAA will be back with a vengeance once they "discover" that granny had a haxx0red version of Kazaa able to run on the Macintosh. After all, you can use a mac emulator.. are you free to go then?

    Hm.. maybe that would be a good use for VMware or similar... "I dont even have Kazaa installed on my computer".. And your VMWare installation is ofcourse - gone...

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    1. Re:But theyre still gonna keep an eye on her. by kamukwam · · Score: 5, Funny

      backslashdot.org seems to have a search engine powered by verisign... weird...

  3. RIAA also get sued(again) by deadmongrel · · Score: 5, Informative

    check out cnn article on this http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/biztech/09/24/kazaa.s ues.ap/index.html

    1. Re:RIAA also get sued(again) by corbettw · · Score: 5, Informative
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  4. Re:Abolish copyright, and this won't happen. by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Abolishing copyright would make various open source licenses unenforcable..

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  5. neophyte = Apple User? by whjwhj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > (read Apple User for god's sake)

    Although a great many Apple users are not neophytes, the fact that a neophyte can run an Apple is a testament to their ease of use.

    So there.

  6. Magician by Robmonster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone know how much this magician charges for childrens parties...?

    And does anyone know where I can download David Blaine, the popular P2P filesharing program?

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    1. Re:Magician by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Over here in London, we've got a box of David Blaine in the public domain.

  7. Collateral Damage? by Brahmastra · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This whole thing is turning out to be like a war. The RIAA war machine goes and attacks indiscriminately. It gets bad guys and the good guys. Wonder if they'll also spin it as - It's ok if we get some good guys. Since they're good, God will take them to a better place.

  8. You've gotta love this part: by sixteenraisins · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The judge did dismiss the suit against the Mac user, but would not dismiss it with prejudice (which would have prevented further litigation against her).

    The attorneys for the RIAA still plan to investigate her: "Please note, however, that we will continue our review of the issues you raised and we reserve the right to refile the complaint against Mrs. Ward if and when circumstances warrant"

    A user with a Mac, who can't even use Kazaa, and who has never shared music. Now that's obstinance for you.

    William

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    1. Re:You've gotta love this part: by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure.

      But I'll expand my anaolgy using your own example.

      What if your window got broken during a Little League baseball game and you weren't really sure who broke it or who is really legally responsible, so you filed suits against all the players and coaches individually?

      Only you didn't know all of their names and culled them from newspaper articles.

      One of these names turns out to be a 66 year old who was just mentioned in an article incidentally, wasn't there, doesn't have any grandkids and doesn't even like baseball.

      It wouldn't be unreasonable, even for a lawyer, to do a quick check of her story through publicly accessable means, then send her a letter saying, "Ooops, sorry," and then procede with the other 260 cases you have pending.

      Especially since actually hauling a 66 year old in front of a judge claiming she's a Little League player who broke your window, with all the pissed of townspeople there watching, could be highly embaressing and prejudice your other cases.

      KFG

  9. Without a REAL Judge by Kushy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is gonna become more and more frequent as the lawsuits pile up. Without having to get real warrents and go thru a real legal process, these harrassment tactacts will continue costing normal people lots of time, money and agravation.

    At this point it should be made very easy for this woman to sue the RIAA, but without the resources of a large corp. it is just going to seem like an impossiable task for her. Thus the lawsuits from the RIAA will just continue with the harassment and scare tactics.

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  10. Re:Where? by beady · · Score: 5, Funny

    obviously Kazaa waved his(?) wand and disapeared...

  11. Manners maketh man... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The shitheads could have the decency to apologise gracefully, rather than coming out with this claptrap:

    Please note, however, that we will continue our review of the issues you raised and we reserve the right to refile the complaint against Mrs. Ward if and when circumstances warrant," Colin J. Zick, the Foley Hoag lawyer, wrote

    What an asswipe.

  12. The U.S. Constitution by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the reasoning behind checks and balances, due process and other protections provided under the Constitution.

    Pre-US European governments used to be notorious for going after people without a leg to stand on. But it didn't matter. All that mattered was the witch-hunt-like frenzy. That was enough to get them hung or at least imprisoned.

    That's when my good pals Hancock, Franklin, Washington, and Jefferson, along with a few other buds, got together and came up with this whole fair trial system. And that was pretty cool up until a few years ago when people really started using the internet.

    Thats when, well everybody in congress, who's names are too many to mention, (and not worth mentioning considering what they did) overturned two centuries worth of a tried and true system.

    And where does it get you? Sueing grandmas.

    I guess those old guys really had some stuff figured out. Their system isn't really silly or outdated like some people might think.

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  13. Re:whee, here we go again. by loginx · · Score: 5, Funny

    In 3 years, Microsoft's business model will switch exclusively to the SCO business model.
    Since they won't be able to sell their product because it takes them too long to develop them and the quality is barely acceptable in most cases, they'll just start sueing any company that did any work based on MS technologies (Novell/Ximian), any company that cloned the looks of windows (Lindows/Lycoris/Xandros), but also any user who ever used any pirated copy of any MS software (about 80% of the planet).

    As you can see, we shouldn't be too worried about the future of Microsoft as a business entity.

  14. Legally unjustifiable actions by 3Suns · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've been thinking about these RIAA suits, and have realized that not only are morally reprehensible misplacements of blame, but they are legally unjustifiable when looked the suits are looked at as a whole.

    The suits claim damages of $150,000 per song. If one music company stole a song from another company, and published it separately, this may be a reasonable claim. The RIAA could claim maybe $150,000 TOTAL lost sales, plus whatever was made by the infringing company.

    The problem is, they are holding EVERY FILESHARER liable for the entire amount of lost sales. This isn't just double-dipping on their damages, this is n-dipping. I can imagine that the company might lose $150,000 in total sales of a single song, but if only 1000 people shared the song (an extremely conservative number, probably only relevant for unpopular songs), their claims in total are $150 million in lost sales per song, which is just ludicrous.

    This absolutely reeks of the record companies trying to capitalize on filesharing and count each share as a purchase. If the judges awarded the RIAA what they are asking for across the board, they stand to make orders of magnitude more money than they could ever dream of by their own devices. This puts huge questions on their claims of mitigating their damages - they allowed filesharing to go on for many years before starting lawsuits... to build up their claims of lost sales??

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  15. Nice write-up by dswensen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice write-up, I like how you managed to make up the bit about the children's magician, slip a nice anti-Mac troll in the middle there, and still make the front page. That takes skill. Now if only you could have shoe-horned the phrase "M$" in there somewhere.

    As for this being yet another PR disaster; the RIAA knows almost everything they do these days is going to be a PR disaster. They simply do not care:

    Clearly, record companies and the RIAA had some concerns about backlash before going into this. Certainly the story about the 12-year-old in public housing who was sued hit the headlines fast and hard. Are you at all concerned about public relations backlash?

    We knew that this was not going to be a good PR experience from the get-go. But the (record) companies were of the view that this was something we had to do without regard to the PR implications. If PR were the dominant consideration, we would not have taken these actions, and the problem would be continuing unabated, and people would not be thinking twice about the legality of what they're doing. If bad PR is the price, it's a relatively small one compared to the size of the problem.

  16. sheesh! by edge_gid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Please note, however, that we will continue our review of the issues you raised and we reserve the right to refile the complaint against Mrs. Ward if and when circumstances warrant," Colin J. Zick, the Foley Hoag lawyer, wrote to Beeler.

    Huh? This is equivalent to saying "Sorry I pushed you down the stairs, but I reserve the right to do it again!"

    This is complete and utter lack of respect to Beeler, but tells you alot of what it thinks of its own customers!

  17. Obviously network pros are working on this. by widderslainte · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the recording industry requested information about the wrong IP address, which is usually more than nine digits.

  18. Re:Legal fees? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plus she probably got so upset by the lawsuit that she spilled hot coffee on her lap...

    Hmmmm...I do sense a litigation opportunity after all.