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Jurassic Plants Make A Comeback

Makarand writes "BBC News is reporting that saplings of the Wollemi Pine will go on sale by the end of 2005. This is the only plant survivor from the Jurassic age. After it was discovered in 1994 in a single Australian grove, the tree's home has been kept a top secret. Research to find the best way to grow the plants on a commercial scale has now paid off and the pines are set for a return. As they grow slowly and like low-light conditions they will be marketed as indoor plants." This looks like an interesting addition to any home, even if the article's title is a bit of a misnomer.

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  1. Jurassic? Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's from the Jurassic age? And there have been other fossils of this tree found elsewhere in the world? Doesn't this debunk the theory that Australia is a moon that fell from the sky and became a continent? Or did I misunderstand something?

    1. Re:Jurassic? Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Doesn't this debunk the theory that Australia is a moon that fell from the sky and became a continent? Or did I misunderstand something?
      You didn't so much misunderstand something as hallucinate a complete theory of the formation of Australia. Where on Earth (or in space) did you get this crazy foolish moon theory?
    2. Re:Jurassic? Australia? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Funny
      Doesn't this debunk the theory that Australia is a moon that fell from the sky and became a continent? Or did I misunderstand something?

      I think you misunderstood that you were supposed to use the glue on your shoes, not smoke it.

      Australia has some of the most ancient exposed rocks known, 4.3 billion years.

    3. Re:Jurassic? Australia? by tsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      anyway and I don't see how a moon (!) impact would form Australia in specific.

      Simple. Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese. Cheese floats because of all the holes in it. So a moon splashed in the ocean, floated around a bit and eventually got stuck on some undersea mountain. Voila! Australia.

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  2. welcome! by andy666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    i for one welcome our rare jurassic plant overlords!

  3. "Jurrasic Pot Plant" by echucker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry kids, it's not what you thought. Take a look.

    1. Re:"Jurrasic Pot Plant" by ebuck · · Score: 1, Funny

      ( Can't resist! )

      Just goes to show you why they called it the stone age.

  4. As seen in the Jurassic age ?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    so, did they have plant pots in the Jurrassic age ?

  5. Re:Sounds cool, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    pruning it in such a manor that the small tree appears like a miniature version of the larger tree

    Where would you find a manor that big though?

  6. Picture the scene.. by adeyadey · · Score: 0, Funny

    (a couple sleeping in a bed)

    Honey whats that roaring noise from downstairs?

    Oh no, now did you to feed the Jurassic pine like I asked you to?

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  7. recipe by lanswitch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anybody know how they taste, and how i should cook 'em?

  8. This is the only plant survivor.... by PS-SCUD · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is the only plant survivor from the Jurassic age.... Obviously, these people haven't seen the mold under my bed.

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  9. what about the dangers? by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Other plants have thrived without these Ravenous trees roaming the planet... now bringing them back will cause devastation on an enourmous scale. Dutch Elm's having to run for their lives, California redwoods huddled in fear...

    and not to mention all the bably trees getting eaten up by these Pre-historic creatures from a violent and vicious past..

    We need to stop the re-introduction of these trees!

    Where's greenpeace when you need them!!!!

    (This piece of sillyness brought to you by the letter Q.)

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  10. I like the first picture by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first picture in the article has it "as seen in the Jurassic age" (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39379000/jp g/_39379242_203.jpg) --- of course the plant is IN A POT. I didn't know that before humans had the bronze age and the iron age the dinosaurs had the terracotta age.

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  11. Re:Sounds cool, but.. by kinnell · · Score: 3, Funny
    Bonsai is a technique not a species

    Right. It works with some animals too.

    (Sorry, couldn't resist)

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  12. I can see the marketing campaign now... by Infamous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This holiday season, give the gift that keeps on giving... for 175 million years.

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  13. Research supports this view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You didn't misunderstand anything.
    Australia is indeed a moon that collided with Earth. This collision killed the dinosaurs. The only thing that survived was this plant.

    The moon imparts special properties to Australians. They can stand down under and not fall. And they think "sledging" is polite.

  14. BONZAI!!!! by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, a naturally wierd looking, naturally slow growing exotic tree... People who will make a BONZAI!!!!! out of them are people with tattoos of their butt with butt shaped tattoos on them tattooed on their butt...

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  15. How about SCO officers? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Funny

    ``involved scientists dangling from a helicopter''

    Admittedly, this is an exciting prospect, but to really reach its potential, I think we should test this concept with SCO execs...